Gossiping About Cute Boys W/ Eugene & Keith - You Can Sit With Us Ep. 23

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at betterhelp.com sit with us join over one million people taking charge of their mental health again that's betterhelp help.com sit with us thank you to betterhelp honey farady and hellofresh for sponsoring this episode hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of you can sit with us i'm one of your hosts becky and i'm joined by rachel hi and then we have two guests today they begged and begged and begged to be on our podcast they said you know we're not really that famous and we want to take some of your clowns they emailed yeah they rolled over in bed and they said if you love me you'll let me sit with you yeah so we just had to do it they're some of your favs they're cutie pies they are eugene hi yes i beg to be on here i'm so happy to be joining you can sit with us for this episode and keith we can sit with us perfect we can sit with us that's the intro we're excited because we're here we wanted to talk about cute stuff and zac and ned were like get that cute out of here not on our pot and we were like well i know a pod that lets us come on because the name would imply as such oh this is this is the cutie cutie episode because usually zach takes the cute branding ned has baby so he's very cute they own all the queues so keep in mind he's just out of the queue we don't ever get to be cute so thank you for letting us be here to be cute with you you're so cute you're so cute thanks for joining us becky said that we looked like siblings this morning and i was very flattered yeah you do look like you could be related see relations yeah have you guys seen the instagram uh siblings or dating no it's one of the cutest things on the internet starting so cute yeah so you actually play a game with your friends and you would go to this instagram account and you would click on a picture and swipe through and you have to decide whether the people are cute or they're dating or siblings because it's cuter siblings yeah much meaner siblings or dating it's really common with um gay men especially it's called boyfriend twins yeah especially when they start dressing identically yes well that happens with straight people sometimes too and it's often no offense for everyone here white couples i was going to say it's usually white people yeah it's usually white people look the same yeah they like that vanilla flavor and they just stay in that white people ice cream yeah i don't know if i was gay if i'd want to date someone who looked just like me maybe i think you definitely would maybe i think maybe i wouldn't want them to crowd my space well yeah obviously they jump into this they look exactly the same and that would be too perfect such a cutie such a cutie youtuber guy who looks just grant o'brien yes of college humor fame and we look very very similar at a party from afar you don't know who is who yeah it could be either of us i don't think he would date someone who looked like you i don't think so either i think i i don't know who i would i think you really enjoy i think you enjoy inhabiting your particular space is a very tall goofy guy yeah you can have another tall goofy guy in the room yeah i got mirrors too i used to look at it i always look at myself would you date someone who looks like you do you think if you uh were attracted to women i don't think so i don't either mostly because i don't think i'm like the epitome of like cuteness or beauty i feel like i would go for someone much hotter yeah i would go for the hottest girl i could find yeah me too hell yeah i'll go for the hottest guy i can find too i guess you're right why would i why would i go above my station for sure i would not no no no i'm going 10 points up yeah you all will make a cute couple oh yeah i see y'all more as a very sweet lesbian couple and less like sisters oh i think we both like like flowy shirts you know little granola what about me eugene will we bang good energy yeah if we were saying you'd be getting the attention with the the hey the pizzazz you throw the sparkle and i come in with with the the silent cool chill yeah yeah cool yeah the ying and the yang yeah yeah keith and the yang you'd actually make like one very good one person if you morphed if you osmosis our actual personalities are insufficient of one good person i hope that our mass also doubles so we just become a giant huge we'd be so cute we'd be so cute well speaking of cute speaking uh yeah well first i have a question for rachel oh are you an only child no i have a younger sister is she cooler than you boy i don't know if she listens or not let her know no no definitely a cooler cooler no she like lives in the middle of nowhere arkansas she's not like cooler is she more of a like homesteader than i am yes you know she like makes apple butter in the crock pot and mails it to everyone for christmas you do but you also bake quite a bit i would say you know how to make apple butter unlike one another in some ways and you know she sounds amazing i would say you're probably the cool sibling and you're the cool sibling my brother's pretty cool y'all are the cool siblings i think becky is the cool sibling but i think brian is the secret cool sibling yeah oh yeah i'm the popular sibling but he's right he's like the hipster he's got lots he collects cool stuff he's got a good design understanding he like he has a lot of cool style he's very brave with his style choices unparalleled too yeah his outfits are also really nice costume outfit yeah it has a lot of like nice clothes like oh i wear it this shirt only goes with these pants this is this is the outfit and i don't break the outfit yeah you gotta love a scientist and who's fashion forward he's fashionable oh no you know i just realized none of us are the cool siblings we just have the cool job yeah yeah you're the uns we're the nerdy siblings who are weird who got the cool job yeah yeah who's your cool sibling which sister jesus they're both they're both kind of like very type a so that doesn't really well i guess that could be seen as cool they're both like very intrepid like killing the game women in their respective fields wedding dress on your instagram she's so cute gorgeous gorgeous stunning and uh you know she did she's so cool that because she had to cancel her wedding for shout out to whitney my little sister she canceled her wedding because of pandemic this year she's the type that she she just kind of like assesses her her stress levels and says i don't think i want to continually postpone this into infinity depending on how how stupid people are during the pandemic so she just she's just like it's not happening but it's no she doesn't she doesn't care what makes her cool is that she does have a deposit for this venue at the hotel that she can't get back so she could use it she wants us to go one week and just spend it over a week she can always have a wedding if she decides to like that's pretty cool though that is cool okay they are cool i am not very cool i realized i just go home i just go home and play with my dogs pretty cool you know what we are we're cute you're cute are we the cute siblings really cute siblings and speaking of cute there's a kitty story the crossover episode everyone's been waiting the birdie saga continues i hear you guys told two different stories are you both told the same story i think we probably both told the same story all told the same thing i only heard becky's emphasis yeah i think i said the same story but uh so if you all have listened to uh uh you can say with us which is this is you're the audience you're here or perhaps perhaps you're a normal loyal tripod and this is your first you can say well that's because we have very different audiences and very different either way you have heard the story of the stray cat that we have named bart and birdie with a t not to be confused with miles's dog bird d this was bertie this stray cat was hanging around our house for like as long as we've lived at the house yeah um but it was very skittish ran away from us and then at one point becky was able to pet the cat the cat was kind of friends um with wet treats and then becky gave the outside cat a wet treat and then he never left i never left it was so cute but this very very pretty cat very clearly was a previously domesticated cat because wanted to come inside yeah meowed outside the our bedroom door it would come around in the morning and then alfred would really run and go he's a chirper did you think they were gonna bone well we it was a back and forth on whether it was a boy or a girl cat old birdie oh birdie weren't sure i was wasn't sure really though maybe i thought birdie had a bird and i think i was wrong i think he was wrong you know it's a straight guy you can't go can't get over that word i think the try guys are in a little bubble where they've we've just gotten to a point where there's nicknames for it which somehow sounds worse than just the regular old vagina but yeah so this cat was outside for a long time and it was a sweet cat and as the cat continued to be outside we continued to become more friends with the cat we get the cowboy food and water we put out a little towel a little towel it was getting cold outside because down to 40 degrees at night and we're like the kid is outside and the kids are sleeping on the ground and then we put the towels out it was this old you that red youtube towel that they gave us and like a swag bag once and we were ready to you know get rid of it so we put it out for the kitty and the kitty went on top of it and just went immediately the cat was like immediately fell asleep but i had to put him on it a bunch like he would walk away because he liked to follow me so he'd follow me to the door and then i'd pick him up and i don't know birdie's here and then i walked over and no birdie you sleep here and i went back and bernie would get up on our air conditioning unit outside so they could talk to us through the kitchen window basically the cat would see you walk yeah one time i was like okay the cat's in the backyard i'm gonna leave out the front door and so the cat won't try to run in by the time i got to the front door she was there oh he she was there she was tracking me yeah the cat was and it was very cute and also once you were petting the cat it had this adorable little yeah sure it was this really cute funny bark meow this literally just wow yeah wow so then uh we were gonna take the cat to the vet and i thought you know we have ring cameras all over so i was like let me go on the ring app because they have like a community place where people talk about their amazon packages being stolen for the most part but sometimes people talk about their lost pet so i had this really good picture of birdie so i posted the picture and was like hey this cat's been at our house for like over a month um we've been taking care of it but we're gonna take it to the vet to see if it's chipped does anybody know if it has an owner so i post that and then the next day nothing happens no hits people are just kind of like oh what a nice cat looks so cute and then i had to leave and go shoot a ranking with eugene exclusive exclusive so i was at eugene's house all day and keith yeah drunk and so keith then so i was i being my adorable self i'm so cute i had picked a bunch of thanksgiving herbs from our garden and i had made little herb packets that i was going to drop off to my friends because like i can't have thanksgiving with people but i always remember when i was going to the grocery store all the herbs are always sold out so i was like i will just drop off some fresh herbs thanksgiving herbs to my friends and i i wrapped them all up it was so cute and i was about to go and as i was about to go i got an alert on my phone from the ring app that somebody says i think i know whose cat that is somebody named this person like a month ago was posting about this cat and they posted this picture and then they posted under that saying yes i've looked back at that post and this is definitely the cat so i was like okay and then i said well search your name on next door which is another bizarre community app and i downloaded it and i've already deleted it because i hated it there it's just a lot of people a lot of people complaining about things they don't need to complain about and uh but i went to try to find this lady but she was not in my community zone so like the way the community or next door works is like you join and it only lets you talk to people within a certain square mile radius of where you are so this person was not an radius i mean his cat had gone a few neighborhoods away at least but i comment that on the ring post people talk back and then someone says this is my daughter's cat and then someone's first someone said this is my sister's cat and then someone else wrote this is my daughter's cat i would later determine that they were the same family members they gave me the phone number so i texted the phone number and said i think i have your cat and i sent the picture and they said yes and then i facetime that person with the cat and i said this make sure you look at all angles of the cat this is your cat and she was very excited wanted to come get the cat right then and then i was like but becky can't say goodbye to the cat he was drunk with me if you're anything like me you love getting a good deal i am a coupon queen one of my favorite ways to save money is by using honey you're probably wondering is that the same honey that automatically searches for promo codes online you mean online coupon codes yes it is with honey you can also make a list of all the holiday gifts you want from certain stores and honey will email you when the price drops on anything on your list just add honey to your computer create a free account and throw some holiday gifts on your drop list for a chance to win honey will randomly select winners and give them money to 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they said that the cat they lost a cat in june that is wild it's december yeah so they've it was uh it was basically three days before thanksgiving is when they re reading the holiday miracle thanksgiving miracle uh apparently they so this cat was an indoor outdoor cat but they lived at their house so the daughter lived with her mother at their house but in june she moved out to an apartment and in that time the cat got out of the apartment and she didn't freak out at first because there was an outdoor cat but the cat was in a new neighborhood didn't know how to get back to the apartment so never came back and searching for it and apparently the stats say if you have lost a cat after six months statistically you should let go because statistically it is dead it just it just typically happens that if it's a stray cat there are lots of coyotes yeah yeah especially in l.a so it had been five and a half months since they lost a cat so i think they emotionally had expected that they were not meeting this cat again and then lo and behold the cat was totally fine it was just chilling in our neighborhood for forever and sleeping i'm gonna tell you something about the cat that people maybe came for you in the comments about about that oh yeah so i'm upset that i felt the cat and the cat doesn't appear to have a chip and everybody was like you can't feel chips keith it probably has a chip you can't feel a chip and i'm like i'm petting alfred's back and i'm like no i can feel it it's very clearly not a part of a cat in his back in this area that they can't feel things and i didn't feel it and then they said thank god you didn't take it to the vet he is not chipped because it was because they not only had this cat they had this cat's mother this was a generational family cat they had like this was a cat raised from its birth so they've taken to the vet to get shots but they never chipped it because they didn't think they would lose it because it's their cat they've had this guy so so all those people said i did not know if it had a chip i knew it didn't have a chip we were still going to go see um it came on the idea that maybe i was wrong but we were also trying to befriend this cat so that when we took it to the vet it wasn't going to freak out and like run out of our car and then be lost again so uh we were basically going to take the vet five days later but luckily we found its owners they've been reunited they were both very very happy they're very emotional and it was an exciting story and i will say you know i got some backlash even on the tripod ned and zach were like you shouldn't have fed the cat but this cat needed to be fed and found and taken back to its owners so sometimes i'd get yeah sometimes if you feed a stray cat you have adopted a cat but she a she and was she named bert that was apparently a boy it was a boy cat named so you didn't see a vagina i didn't see a pajama i saw previous testables that had been sewn up the vestibules were now sewn up got it and it looked it looks quite vaginal to me but um again i did not ever get the cat and be like let me take a look uh it sounds like you all need a second cat yeah that's what i'm hearing i think what we learned very desperately although it was heartbreaking i definitely cried cause i was so sad because i love the cat because the cat when i had it was very sweet when i facetimed and said okay your parents are coming the cat literally hugged my leg like it got up and i've never done this before and it like wrapped its arms around my calf and it was like putting his head on me so i sat and i picked it up and i said you can sit on my lap and then the cat like literally got up and put his head on my chest and put his arm around he was hugging me like it was human hugging me it was very very sweet cute um that's cute i was also like i was nothing's cuter sad to see her go but sad happy sad that you know it had worked out because i thought like what if i had lost alfred yeah what if someone found alfred and didn't tell me i would be so and i would never know but i would be devastated forever right so i'm glad that it got back to the real owners yeah and they said the cat's gonna be an inside cat for a long time now yeah cause it was too adventurous birdie on a leash also somebody on uh not next door on the ring app like five or six days after i like updated it as resolved someone like neighbor 28 went on and was like oh yeah this cat's been around my house for the last couple months fyi i've been feeding it and it even let me pet it once so fyi your cat was taken care of and i wanted to be like [Music] [Music] i was like it's been days man we put up we put two towels out for a bed yeah we gave him more gave it food and water every morning and we went out and i would we would because you know it's a stray cat definitely had fleas maybe had more things so back in i would go outside play with a cat and come in and take her clothes off and put it in the laundry immediately so we didn't cross-contaminate the cats so we were very committed to this cat's happiness you were neighbor 28. so cute neighbor 28 not cute i mean i'm glad you fed the cat as well that's very nice of you but story's over y'all are not in it y'all are real cat people we love cats we love cats we love our cats and real cat people eventually get a second cat they do i think we'll wait until we have a child oh our fear is that in the you know in the next few years when we start reproducing that alfred will attack the cat i don't think that's going to happen i mean the baby the baby the baby will also be a cat yeah because rachel you're from tennessee too yeah so you're both tennesseans this is the tennessee side of the pod well you're the only tents i see you know when i was a child like a baby i think my parents probably found out how to allergies to things if i did because i was like gone for 10 hours a day outside by myself and they say where were you and i said i think i was in a sewer barefoot drink in the water what cause i thought i was a dog sometimes i was a weird kid but that's why i think i'm really i'm a strong boy now you're a strong boy because maybe i was just constantly getting sick as a child but i was exposed to a lot yeah yeah are you allergic to anything just cats just cats just kitties kitties anyone else allergies so i had a moccasin and i they took me off of it but i had like strep throat so that's why they given it to me so we they took me off of that and then at that time my sore throat also cleared up so we thought oh keith's fine but then about five days later i got these weird spots uh on my body that weren't raised they like weren't a rash they were just like spots i was like well what's that about and they were even on like the palms of my hands i was like well what's this about we assumed i was allergic to some other medication and this is how tennessee it was we were at the high school basketball game and my mom flagged down uh dr hensley who was a friend of mine's mother who was a doctor and a pediatrician not mine i don't think but she flagged her over to say hey do you know what this is a little casual basketball game diagnostic and she said oh i think she said did you have strep throat recently i said yeah i was like we need you to go get some organ scans in the hospital right away because i had spotted strep which is this bizarre type of strep throat where it leaves your throat and goes into your skin and if untreated it goes into your organs and shuts them down and you die so they had to like they immediately like get you on a different kind of thing you're not well you're not healed yet you're not better i felt fine but it was on my skin and i had to like check me for like heart murmurs and stuff and luckily everything that is they gave me some other kind of antibiotics like i said good luck with parenthood your poor mother surprise i had a weird i had a weird one that was my only like weird medical scare i think as a child though yeah and it was like you know it was it wasn't difficult did you ever like jump off a barn and break 10 bones i did no i fractured some things i certainly broke things did you ever break something no i just constantly was like fracturing my ankles because i jump off of things i thought i was mary poppins so i took an umbrella and dropped jumped off a three-story house a three-story house because two stories is like so small how am i gonna fly and teach all these british kids good manners and to appreciate their parents if i can't jump off a high high vantage point yeah so i went on the top of uh one of my neighbors houses which was like it was like two stories with a really tall attic and i top jumped off the i landed on the driveway too and you were holding an open umbrella yeah and it didn't slow your fall no in fact i think it's sped it up at some point no i think i just felt like a rock and then i went around and roll roll my both my ankles to the point where they were both fractured but i was also a kid who i was just like i don't need medicine or anything so i just kind of hobbled around for a good few months that's not chill no that's not cute it's not cute not cute but it was cute i did i did wear like a little scarf because i thought i was very popular oh you probably are so cute just me screaming becky yeah so you have uh some cute opinions i have cute opinions yeah about like we often talk about who we think is cute it's a transition sometimes we sit around and sometimes we sit around and we talk about like you boys you boys i don't get to do that as much with the guys and no sometimes like and rachel we haven't gotten to sit around talk about cuba no we haven't where's our wine oh do i have one on me oh we have the whole all the stuff from the shoot i had something in my backpack for some reason but i took it out the stuff from the chute looks bad it was bad well keith and i like hold on take whatever you want and i was like it looks like trash we killed one of the bucks we killed one of them wow you guys it was a parody [Music] yeah and you just told me the last thing you drank was a pbr so you killed the box and we started with the pbr because we were having pizza hut so we had to understand and we were able to get it i didn't understand but now i do we were we was we sometimes we frequently will do this is the last day of bad eating well yeah well uh last day of bad eating and we'll celebrate with one more especially bad thing for you to eat and then we'll the next four days will be healthy and then we go back to our way listen as long as you're aligned on it it's all good becky was trying to eat cookies today that's how to tell her no i just want those they're miss fields miles started the name i've been like oh by the way becky there's some miss fields cookies here if you want to be happy and keeps like she's not allowed to be happy miles because i don't i want us to get to the cute boy conversation but i do want to say one thing is becky will be like we can't do these things which really means keith you can't eat what you like but i'm still going to have ice cream and chocolate and that's not a part of the diet we're having salads but i will still continue my bad habits i'm like but i want my bad habits if i i cause i'm not as interested in the ice cream and chocolate chocolate is good for you easy for me to cut that out that's a lie perpetuated by news stations in the 90s they always were like turns out wine might be good for you date no they were always doing like maybe having a cookie a day is not so bad more nine i mean cute boys okay back to you boys news sounds great well well i wish preface this with you know i get mis mis understood a lot because i as an adult as a man in my 30s have grown into someone who's very in touch with his sexuality so you know i i have had a wild time since i was out of college right but before that and this is like not for everyone right you don't have to like people you can be ace you could be demi it's uh it's my experience that i was like the least sexual person i was so awkward i was terrified of both girls and boys growing up it really took me until getting to college to like get in touch with oh i can like crush on someone and actually talk to them but i remember when i was in middle high school i was at a party i never went to parties and i was at this one party it was of course i think a choir party and choir and band band kids those kids theater banners i thought in my circles i'd be like everyone's gonna be like me really awkward and not understanding their bodies and nope they were ready to make out seven minutes they've been watching those quick changes backstage they're in touch with their touches so i was at this party and they were like we're gonna play spin the bottle you know i'm not the most stylish person i don't love going into some of those fast fashion stores i don't even know what 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they're playing and then of course like i guess five spins in it lands on me and i look up and i go oh you need to pee and i go to the bathroom who had spinach it was just a girl in my class or something but i go to the bathroom and then i escape out the bathroom window and i walk home from the party how far was it uh it was like a few few well it was many blocks we didn't have uber back then yeah but i went because i was so terrified because i was like i can't kiss a girl i can't kiss anybody and then later i told him i got really sick and like left the house oh my god you went out the bathroom i grabbed the bra i ran upstairs and then that's where i broke broke my ankles the third floor yeah so let's just say i get it we're talking about cute boys this is not this is all from like you know a romantic crush situation yeah you know because even then i had like my little crushes on on celebs and you know boys in class or girls in class actually i didn't even know but uh yeah what people who is your childhood childhood do you guys remember devon sawa yes from idle hands and casper and final destination yes when casper who is voiced by an actual child you know kids who are younger than you know 25. if you watch casper it's one of the first movies with like a cgi ghost and or cgi anything and um devin sawwa is the uh human form and he's this just beautiful gorgeous guy and he he what does he do he he dances with christine yeah and he whispers in her ear he whispers in your ear with the child it's so weird because he's just like hey and then he he leans over and whispers in your ear with the child actor's voice can i keep you do you guys remember that yes yeah and he could somehow part his hair down the middle and wear a necklace and look so fine and a flouncy shirt yes he was part of that generation of like like which i think is kind of coming back into the the zeitgeist for young people who are really crushing it's the leo leo mold yeah yeah dicaprio so it's very sort of was like a pre-leo yeah sean from boy meets world yes he was kind of a nerdy version i feel like yeah but as he got older he was i only crashed on topanga on that show i wanted to be but yeah i think that was just very much like you had the butt cut i guess like and like a little bit of like bare naked chest showing there was no hair on that chest no it's baby face they could not grow i feel like it's kind of like what bts looks like now bts is in their timothy chalamet yeah those are like the modern things they're very thin they're very like but also pretty effeminate effeminate but brooding yeah yeah they look a little tortured a little tortured tortured was devin sawa also an um huckleberry fen i think you're thinking of tuck yes huckleberry berry tuckleberry i think he was in tuck everlasting okay who is who are your crushes i had two framed photos on my yes and i think it says a lot about who i ended up marrying so the first one was a young leonardo dicaprio obviously oh my god cutie pie hottie even when he was a kid next to my picture of leonardo dicaprio was um jimmy fallon the two heartthrobs of the nineties i had a framed picture of jimmy fallon junior high jimmy fallon look at any snl vintage sketch from like circa 2000 yeah when jimmy was like the young guy on the show mm-hmm he was i see it he was hot i really see it i will tell you that my 20s crush was pretty much just andy sandberg oh that's a good one i like i'm a yorma girl once he was on girls i was like yeah you weren't monthly i interviewed to be a writer's assistant for lonely island and i was like i don't know if i can handle it rachel you started caressing your microphone sensual manner you know i did that one quick uh cameo appearance on brooklyn yes i know you did and i'm i was in the scene with andy and i remember when he came into the trailer the make my hair chart i looked right at him and i thought wow you're very attractive in person yeah i don't know and those music videos so clever yeah he's so funny he's funny which i think if you're a comedian you're usually playing really goofy roles especially on snl as a sketch artist so you're not trying to look hot no but it's just there's something about that that's very hot come on jimmy fallon for you guys who are also like have humor and they're a little goofy maybe and tall and tall jimmy tall yeah jimmy's tall he's tall yeah on my very first day at this hotel that i worked at i was it was like 7 a.m i was filling out like a quiz that they gave us and lo and behold jimmy fallon walked in in my head but he started asking me questions about the hotel and i was like it's my first day it's my first i don't know is this a test i don't know i don't know jimmy uh i think i had i had questions on everybody i had christian girls too who was framed on your nightstand i couldn't frame boys on my nightstand as a child i wasn't at that point yet um i okay so i had a lot of like disney channel crushes cute thus uh famous jet jackson i was super into and um the future was cute too oh yeah the future is very cute you know what a lot of like even like shy at some point i saw it when once he got into hull's era i was like okay you're oh shia labeouf for sure actually by the time he was in holes i think it's because i you kind of grew up with with with that era of yeah so you see them sort of as like your friend and as a as a as a peer as a young queer person i was always like i want to be friends with him yeah same and then kiss him be friends with jeff jackson i mean this is especially if you're queer but i think it's for a lot of young people who are not necessarily they're just discovering their sexuality you have multiple weird sexual awakening moments you don't really understand it i have a particular one where i saw i remember watching ricky martin uh perform at the grammys in 1999 or 2000 he performed um couple life copa de vita and it was his american debut because he was just about to come out would live in vidaloka oh yeah and he was so beautiful and he was swinging his hips and leather pants and i remember telling i think i like turned and i told my sister i was like i want to be his friend i think i guess i'm saying i wanted to be the person i was like him i want to be his friend i really want to hang out with him i really want to hang out like ricky martin was a good wasn't he straight back then too he was too yeah he was just figuring it out he wanted to hang out with people to him yeah he wanted to be their friend yeah yeah so cute do you remember sisters of the traveling pants too yes you know jesse williams in it oh yeah yeah he's in grey's anatomy now he was like uh miles alexis yeah he's got really pretty eyes alexis bledel like i believe is painting him and he's like the model in the class i don't know why i was oh me and my friends were watching sisterhood as a joke but then i liked it it also had the guy who played costus coast whatever his name was he was on veronica mars for a hot second yes but there's just a lot of and this is bringing us that's bringing us more into like than we were talking about like disney channel crushes that brings us yeah teen team show crushes which i mean there's a wealth of that because if you're on like a hot what do we call them hot murder oh sexy team murderers murder high school shows you have to be a ridiculously gorgeous 28 years old and ripped as beautiful poor and white beautiful tiniest uh sexiest little lady as well yeah so my hot sexy teenage murder high school show was buffy the vampire slayer that's an early sexy team yeah that's like one of the prototypes and both angel and spike i know there's a versus i was like nah they can both be my what team if you have to pick though what team um earlier i was a team angel and then later i was team spike i was always team spike even though he was a bad boy i didn't watch it i didn't watch it we watched the first time come on tennis he wasn't there yet i i i watched the first episode recently and i i enjoyed it i thought it was a good show but i i just it wasn't it wasn't nostalgic for me to watch because i didn't watch it got it i watched a lot of nickelodeon and and stuff like that growing up who is your who's your early crush who was framed on your bedside table well nobody first of all i didn't have a bedside table keith just slept on a towel uh i don't know i think um maybe the first like oh my goodness is in the secret world of alex mack in the first episode when she turns to liquid when she becomes unliquid she can't travel with her clothes so she shows she she's like she's like i remember that she like un-liquids and she's like naked and she's like hiding and i was like just girl there's a girl there's a naked girl the show counted on their fans having that only like seeing her shoulders and the collarbone but it's still but you know you know oh my goodness she's naked she's naked so maybe that but i don't think i there was any like probably it would be like britney spears and christina aguilera because they were hot and they were like i was like in middle school i was like wow they're very hot and very famous yeah i guess we like them and they're like our age and they're like our age and that was definitely something i think on all that i don't know if i had as many crushes of like stuff i just wanted to be them you know i was like watching all that and be like i i want that that's what i i want to be their friends i want to be on that tv show that's what you want to be friends i really i did i just like literally i just i want to be their friends they look like fun keenan thompson looks like a romp he looks cool i know and uh oh and then probably um probably amanda bynes amanda bynes yeah and i don't think i was ever really attracted to her but i just thought she was amazing i was like wow she's amazing so funny so brilliant such a good career so funny i was like wow she's funnier than everybody else on the show yeah you know who's a real cutie he's still a cutie jake jonah cute he's a cutie and then he's like also crazy ripped yeah but he just wouldn't think i thought he was cute and danny darko cause i'm a weirdo oh yeah because i was like so cute and i always liked my thing when i was a kid was i thought you know i i like i'm going to like the boys who read books on trains ooh like mysterious yeah i wanted i was like i like boys who like read books on trains and eat lunch by themselves there was a full week when i lived in new york city but every morning i went to the same coffee shop and every morning jake gyllenhaal and i shared a newspaper it happened all week at lock alone and trevor he was so cute right he was so cute and i would bring the times in every morning and sit down to have a latte by myself this was the last few weeks i lived in new york before i moved cross-country so i wasn't working and every morning he was like could i read that paper with you and i was like yes jake here it is oh my god and we did it for five days straight monday through friday so you basically had a romance basically we had as a lover don't you have to pay for those newspapers was he just like mooching he was moojin but i was coming in honestly this is like the first act of a romantic comedy oh yeah and it could be called like um headline or like front page or something yeah like and it's just about the newspaper yeah and at the end coffee shop uh you realize that he's saved all the newspapers we'll see shortly after this i moved to seattle and the movie he should have he was supposed to chase you he was supposed to find me he showed up the next monday and he like had to buy his own newspaper and he was so pissed and he was so sad fresh pre-measured ingredients and mouth-watering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door with hellofresh america's number one meal kit hellofresh offers convenient no contact delivery to your doorstep for easy home cooking with the family hellofresh 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also did not happened that should have happened that would have been how you knew i saw him again years later here in l.a did you lift up a newspaper and go like remember i was working a blue bottle i was working at a coffee shop i was working at blue bottle and he came in one morning at like 702 a.m and i'm going to be like jake it's me it's me from new york you should have slit him in new york times but like do you want to share this do you want to share this instead i just gave him his coffee and he went on i i asked everyone at the the cafe but they didn't know your number and i i've been looking for you i've been looking for you for years yeah oh cute that is cool that's a cool story i don't have his i didn't end the way we all hope the closest cool story i have is that i i smoked weed with danny tamborelli that was pretty dope and that was like because he was a kid he was a kid he was on all that he was in mighty ducks he was in pete and pete which is like my favorite show growing up it's like it's like a kid's arrested development i'll stand by that um and it and like he was very cool and we we smoked weed together and so cute so cute i mean it was like he was a person i wanted to be friends with when i was a child and lo and behold that's right had a fun moment they became friends friends friends friends so you actually became friends with one yeah and we send each other like one text a year that's cute eugene who was the first person who knew you didn't want to just be friends with them the first famous person where you're like nah that's romantic oh jeez man there's a lot there's probably a lot that it probably cascaded after the first i would say pretty significant is um ewan mcgregor's character in moulin rouge oh yeah yeah yeah for all of us because also i kind of like i i also have love for nicole kidman so that whole movie and musicals so you and mcgregor in that movie is like the perfect penniless poet archetype of romanticism and his smile is so like he's just like bursting with light and innocence and he swabs so cute the corsets the feathers yeah so good and it's so farcical at times yeah it's really good and then also around the time he same time he was in the star wars prequels as obi wan was one of the better things about it yes and that made like the nerd pardon me go off because also if you're in a nerd anakin yes anakin anakin pretty good uh if you're in a nerd movie or a nerd franchise then it makes you even hotter yeah doesn't it oh yeah adam driver come on she loves adam driver i love him i love that i'm on him have you seen the gq shoot where he's running no that's why i don't love adam i haven't seen him running he's running like 70s or like 80s like short shorts why aren't those the only shorts that exist for men the 70s and 80s got shorts right and the rest of these long shorts need to die yeah more leg more leg more thigh you you've got that he he does the checklist for you he's tall he's got a little goofiness to him he has a really big mouth and he's got a big one big old mouth he's got like a big face he kind of looks like alfred to me i think they look similar and i just want to take his little and give him a little kiss just on his head alfred or both both adam and adam driver i love anyone in this superhero movie or like action movies because you're associated with such a cool character that your hotness just it just magnifies financial who's a celebrity that you want to be friends with right now like if you could like yeah they would come over like oh eugene's coming over zach's coming over seth rogen's coming over and we're gonna hang out like oh who do i just think is really super cool super cool and you think you would be good friends if you had the opportunity to become friends huh there's a lot that i was watching yeah let me um who's the guy who's ant-man all right oh paul i think i think paul and i could be friends yeah i think we would get along and like we could grill some stuff together and maybe we'd like um like gonna grow out like walk outside and like talk about some things we see like like what keith um no maybe we'd like walk by and be like somebody ride an old fashioned bicycle will be like whoa that's cool how about what do you think all right it'll be like i think that's cool too i think that's dope yeah i think it's cool anyway and then like hold hands get curious yeah yeah see where things go he's just funny be friends i like his sense of humor a lot yeah and he's cute he's cute and he's talented you said you like reese witherspoon i do like reese witherspoon a lot i wish i could grease with her spoon i would hang out with zendaya you know who i want to go on a vacation with with the fam busy phillips and fam um i feel like she would be so fun she has two cute kids one of them's named birdie and cricket birdie and cricket yeah speaking of busy phillips when we were talking about the like sexual awakening childhood freaks and geeks freaks when you watched freaks and geeks it was every layer of hot you got like james franco bad boy high you got jason james eagles that's like a current crash a young martin starr yeah uh-huh he's kind of hot in his own way do you guys have a freaks and geeks poster in your house we have a cool like artistic yeah that we got from the store that we like to close down yeah i know who eugene's celebrity he wants to hang out with us rihanna yes yeah that's exactly what i was going to say too cool i know but she would i would be i like being around people who are also like just definitely cooler than me sometimes because it makes me feel like i need to keep my keep up my life you know that shirt i have that has stalled glover and rihanna on it from the leaked photo from um guava island um i'm teaching the girls to say don and riri dawn and riri so they can recognize them so if we ever hang out they'll be like riri see i couldn't hang out with someone like rihanna or something like beyonce she would smoke so much weed with you she would smoke all the weed with you i mean okay i'm back on board we could talk about makeup in general i think that i couldn't relax around them i'd be too constantly trying to make sure that they approve of who i am whereas like if paul rudd came over and like not nervous at all oh i was like wearing like a dingy shirt and i'd spilled spaghetti sauce on it i'd open the door and he he would be like oh you have to do there's any more spaghetti and i'd be like yeah and then like we would it would be fine but i could not have spaghetti on my shirt for rihanna if she showed up with a bong i'd be like really i gotta change my shirt hold on rihanna i'm not ready for it hold on but you prepped the bong oh my god this is the most weed talk you can sit with us as ever guys i know we don't really talk about weed too much who do you think's the cutest in the marvel cinematic universe oh well you know i love my little tommy tom tom holland tomahawn is very cute she's so so cute he's so cute he's a cutie but too yeah are like the cutest so cute um chadwick boseman the entire black panther cast wow yeah beyonce yeah gorgeous the whole character michael v jordan is do you know what keith did we actually could be friends here's the thing we went to a party on like new year's eve i've i've heard this but i don't quite remember it so we were walking in from a balcony with our two other friends chris and jessica walk in you know casually past this couple who's dressed really nice they're both wearing like the guys wearing like a white uh three-piece suit the girl's wearing all white as well beautiful dress we all keep walking keith stops to chit-chat and so he's like jazzing this couple about how cute they look and how beautiful they are they were all dressed nice we were wearing probably something goofy like everyone at the party was just nice but they were just like yeah ultra nice you have to talk about how beautiful they are because they're clearly super beautiful keith's over there shooting the and he comes back and i just look at him and i was like what the hell were you talking to michael b jordan about and he said wow and i was like and this was before uh black panther but i think he was like cast at this point so we only knew him from like chronicle and like and what a couple other movies things i didn't watch yeah we watched chronicle you should just know when someone is that beautiful they're probably yeah yeah i wasn't you know i wasn't intimidated because all i did was i went over and talked about how much beautiful his girlfriend was than he was so i was basically just you were insulted i was kind of just dogging him for fun and he loved it like he he was getting a kick out of it so i leaned in so i was just doing more jokes about how the jokes were i can't take this guy my mouth is just wide open staring but not staring and i'm looking at my friend yes and i'm like what is he doing why is he talking to him tell him he recognized him immediately i think i even went i recognized him when i walked in the party okay i was like well michael jordan standing over there okay i think it's something i was like dude don't even worry about it she's very attractive you're not that bad looking you look good and like don't worry about it and like but like clearly you both are the best looking at the party we get it but she's so much better looking at you that you shouldn't feel so excited about it that's why we can't take keith placement he was laughing and his friends were laughing and she was laughing i thought we were just having a good time and then uh turns out it was michael b jordan but you know what that's cool it's cool see and that's why i i i think if i knew he was michael jordan i would have had a harder time joking around with him yeah but i didn't so it was just some nice guy are you bad at recognizing celebrities in the wild i don't know anybody i don't know anyone uh i'll talk to anyone and everyone who's near me and i don't really if i don't know who they are great sure i have a lot of questions on animated characters oh you would and i think it's pretty common for kids okay so for disney i had a big crush on aladdin he's in my top three and jasmine and jasmine yeah that was very i am the tiger oh yeah prince eric obviously obviously and ariel i guess they're all very attractive i mean they're drawing well li shang muan and then if you watched outside of disney there was like anastasia ah beautiful the love is that was very cute yeah and um you know i think even uh beyond that now now that i think of it um henry cavill who plays superman he was in something called the kind of monte cristo as his first role he was like 18 and i was young as well and i remember seeing him going that boy he's gonna be so beautiful when he gets older is beautiful and then now he's superman yeah wow but he's beautiful he's like in in gay universe he's like he's like what you call just he's just perfect looking okay yeah he's a he's a superhero superman is yeah the archetype it's the opposite of the being attracted to someone because they have a little goof to them yeah that's more like you are a chiseled statue yeah he's the embodiment of a ryan murphy production exactly if ryan murphy is attached to a show oh someone that looks like henry cavill will be cast i remember like seeing uh i had i did have one hidden poster in my room it was a where'd she hide it it was a calvin so i used to hide um oh god i can't believe i remember this i used to hide the calvin klein underwear boxes because they would have the torso of them they're very they're very strong and i remember i had i had a couple things i think i had a couple of um spreads from i think like even polo ralph lauren of um tyson beckford mm-hmm and he was shirtless in a couple yeah i kept some of those i think i had a picture of keanu reeve somewhere yeah from like speed era what speed keanu is a beautiful man beautiful he's strong especially in space like driving oh my god he was doing his own syndrome had such good chemistry i think yeah i had a lot of weird little things hidden under my mattress i do think yeah there is something to be said about the various garbage mail that you would get whether there were like victoria's secret catalogs or things that you know like the just catalogs that came in the mail yeah but even more so when i was at some age and i realized that they televised the victoria's secret fashion show [Laughter] they let you know you're like okay keith was sad that it was canceled this year yeah it was so cute who played on one of those fashion shows taylor swift john mentioned thank you for inviting us on to your show anytime so cute and all of our listeners who came over make sure you subscribe you can sit with us they need the love and if you haven't heard of us we are on the tripod give it a try guys and come on over guys you guys we are guys to try stuff yeah 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Published: Tue Dec 08 2020