What's Your Best Case Of Instant Karma? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

what is a case of Instant Karma you witnessed watched an entitled angry man abused and belittled his server to the point of Tears then he hitched up his belt and looked pleased with himself as he swaggered off the restaurant deck tripped on the stairs and face planted in the sand on the beach this was a vacation and flower my wife looked mortified as I laughed right out loud at the guy he got up saw everyone staring and at least one person openly laughing and quick stepped off down the beach was buying some drinks at a circle K one day while visiting someone in Florida in these old tourists cut us in line all the while complaining and itching loudly about everything how expensive everything is how crowded the beaches it's too hot et Cie they are also really rude to the cashier and take forever arguing about the price of the hotdogs they were buying or something they leave and as we walk out we witness a seagull come and snatch the guy's hotdog right out of his hand his wife then shrieks and proceeds to drop hers out of surprise I know it isn't that big of a deal but it was so ducking hilarious watching that happening that I still remember it five years later one day a few years ago I was grabbing McDonald's near work to eat something last-second before my shift it was one of those two-lane microphone deals i blatantly finish ordering before the other lane before he stomps on the gas to cut me off his car breaks down right there and I get to take my rightful turn in line saw a guy yelling at another guy in traffic the guy that was yelling continued to speed off and got pulled over by our undercover cop car on the side of the road we were driving home late from work one night both bartenders maybe midnight we live in a small community and we were at the one-stroke 4 mile section that goes from 55 to 45 to 35 2:25 a giant lifted truck decided that he wanted to continue going 55 he was up as bright song so close you couldn't even see his bumper it was like his lights we're in our car pretty much two seconds after one of us said where's a cop when you need one a deputy passed us going the opposite direction and immediately flipped a rich and pulled him over still gives me the warm fuzzies duck that guy not 100% Instant Karma but pretty quickly see I work for a staffing agency I'm a recruiter pretty small team and this was actually another recruiter on my team that this happened to my coworker was working with this guy who was pretty sharp he was a programmer his company was doing layoffs but he was told he wouldn't be affected my co-worker contacted him chatted about the situation and he said he would be interested in looking around we just had a new client give us a position to help on that fit his background we lined up an interview pretty quickly he interviewed and got the position great it was even a little salary bump straight direct hire no contract staff he goes in works his first week all is great all smiles well that next Monday shows up and he isn't there the company calls us asking when he is so my coworker calls him he answers the phone and my coworker asks hey is everything ok you know call no show today over at his company and the guy proceeds to tell Asiya I never actually quit my job I just took vacation for the week to see if I like the place it was ok but I'll just stay here my coworker respond man is there anything I can do this puts us in a tight spot this is a brand new customer of our can I do anything and the guy tells us quite frankly I don't give a sheet what kind of position it puts you in nor do I care if they're a new customer I'm staying don't call me again and hangs up the phone he got laid off the next week a guy kicked the dog and ran full speed into a brick wall as the dog chased him my uncle tried to kick the cat missed kicked a brick wall instead broke two toes and almost lost them because he refused to do anything about it and gangrene set in a different uncle almost lost his hand after a cat bitten while he was trying to drug gear to put it in a crate bite got infected and swelled up and they couldn't get the swelling or his fever down my wife was jogging and a man starts driving slow and cat calling her doesn't realize it's a red light and rear-ends attract totally destroying his Prius cop was stopped at the same red light and saw the whole situation cop laughed and asked my wife to fill out a witness statement edit it was a busy street so when I say driving slow I mean he slowed down while passing her probably hit the lady in the truck doing about 35 and a 50 happened while visiting NY I watched someone bent down to pick up a wallet someone ahead of them had just dropped all of this was going down in the crosswalk and I was in the passenger seat with my dad driving do I who picked up the wallet began running to grab who was already across the street and while doing so his wallet fell out of his pocket and on the sidewalk crosswalk area some she TiVoed in the bike lane rode up a little ways ahead bent down and picked it up and just started heading off just grabbed it and began to ride away like a bunch of cars hadn't just watched him my dad was about to say something when a cop car adjacent to us swerved in front of cycler and made him give it back cycle of bumped into the cop car and was trying to go around when he was tackled I think they might have arrested him but he like changed so we couldn't stick around coolest instant can arrive ever seen I was riding the bus to school once as it is picking up kids some guy passes the bus while the bus is red lights are flashing a cop literally turns the corner the second after and pulls him over this is why we always thank buses Oh sheet I've been thanking the drivers now I understand why I keep getting weird looks drunk guy at the bar started yelling at the bartender for cutting him off called her rich and who were multiple times and then tried to scoot his bar stool back instead it caught on the carpet and he fell backwards like a tree falling it made a very audible thud and of course everyone stops what they're doing to look he laid there for a minute got up and stumbled to the door as everyone continued to stare at him definitely never saw him again I was at an Allgood festival once and there was one of those dudes who was just pure ID you know shouting insults screaming throwing sheeted people just an animal he was slightly uphill from a main intersection only maybe 30 feet from the crowd I was standing around waiting for a friend the dudes campsite was total [ __ ] with some poorly planned top city thing held up by a nylon rope that was strung over a pickup truck and secured by slamming a car door shut on it suddenly the guy throws his beer at the crowd crawls up on top of the car and starts tight-roping it between the car and the truck I was very impressed that he made it at least two steps before the Rope slipped a few inches in the car door the [ __ ] guy spread his legs and he dropped three feet straight onto the suspended rope I have never in my life seen a guy rack his gonads so hard in a fetal position he spun around the Rope in slow motion until he was upside down then the Rope scraped across the roof of the truck fell between the cabin partially collapsed the top city and drop the [ __ ] a couple more feet on to his head in the mud the [ __ ] gotta shut up looked a little embarrassed and limped away as his infuriated friends boiled out of there at home my first car wasn't the greatest vehicle but I managed to scrape some money together to be able to afford it and it was something I was proud of being able to have when I was young I was out driving running errands in an affluent part of the city when I came to the red light and these two dudes around my age in some expensive car that was obviously paid for by their parents with music blaring through their expensive sons pull up beside me and are kind of snickering to themselves taking a few glances at me every now and then whatever it's fine eventually the driver rolls down his window and asks hey bro wanna put that poussey thing to the test and starts revving his engine now me being a little sheet I start revving my engine because I knew they weren't expecting me to do that the two Brasco one start getting fired up green light comes and we both slam on our accelerators except I cap out at the speed limit the two douche as speed off in a big display and head around the bend now the thing about this stretch of road is that there are usually cops set up with speed traps lo and behold when I come around the bend their car is pulled over to the side with a cop part right behind them lights flaring they did not seem amused by my smile and wave as I passed by them worked after-school care for school-aged kids there was this one kid who was pretty obnoxious and got under everyone's skin one day I see him walk into the room just needling another kid he ends his provoking with a Nelson from The Simpsons ha ha spins around and face plants on the ground the kid he was provoking gave him a haha aback and walked off obnoxious kid gets up dusts himself off and humbly slinks away and is pretty quiet for the rest of the day Instant Karma isn't always a bad thing about sixteen years ago in my tiny Dodge Neon I was at a red light and I have no reason why but I gave a homeless person all of the change in my ashtray the light turned green and I made my left turn and a few seconds later I was hit head-on by a full-size truck when they were loading my car on the tow truck the driver asked how's the driver and I simply said I'm fine he was shocked at first and then once he realized I wasn't kidding he said he'd been towing for 20 years and never seen anyone survive this extreme of an accident let alone be standing there talking to him while loading up the car pretty sure I lived due to the good juju was on a road trip last week guy in the left lane was slowly passing a truck so there were about five of us stacked up patiently waiting for the log jam to clear jerk and a Mercedes breaks ranks into the right lane speeds ahead and tries to cut in to save himself three car lengths of trouble all cars band together to not let him in the almost stranded car behind me off the road and nearly sideswiped him before taking his rightful place in the back well he was pissed after that and was tailgating and in general driving like an [ __ ] he eventually sped off well over 100 miles per hour saw him about 20 minutes later pulled over by a state trooper laughed maahes off as I passed his candy ass spend my last few dollars on a donut instead of using it to tip the person who filled my gas dropped my donut as I pulled out the gas station saw some lady roads raging hard at slow traffic going over a dangerous mountain pass she was trying to run people off the road trying to get around them I've never seen anything like it she could have held someone saw her getting forcefully arrested by like six cops at the bottom of the mountain on the other side face Pinter hood and screaming people who have anger issues in one area will probably have anger issues in another it's generally not a good idea to get angry at cops I work at a movie theater one afternoon I was selling tickets at the box office when an older lady came up and asked me a question about our app it's a Cinemark app capital i however wasn't sure about the answer and told her that she proceeded to say very rudely isn't is your job to know are you stupid or something then she turned around and noticed the mall cop was writing her a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot when she did not have a handicap plate or Blackheart she took off running screaming wait stop that's my car I couldn't keep the huge grin off my face for the rest of the day the washers and dryers in my apartment building are run through Bluetooth and an app you download on your phone I figured out that if I put my phone on airplane mode while simultaneously pressing the start button on the machine the washer would start that I wouldn't get charged I was so proud tried the same thing on the dryer and it worked went to get my clothes out of the dryer an hour later and everything was covered and melted Hershey Kisses I like going to the local fruit stand near my old job before work it's a small family owned and run place a little kid was working the register and accidentally gave me back more than I gave them I give back the money and correct the mistake insisting it happens and to not worry about it I'm not telling nobody the kid must have told her kinfolk about two weeks later and I didn't pay for fruit for the next month until I got another job karma works both ways I ran my husband's drunk girlfriend out of my house she goes to the nearest gas station where they call the cops and she gets her second DUI I was waiting at a red light to cross the main street of my town my light goes green so I start driving at the same time a truck to my right starts going I hit my brakes to avoid hitting him and this kid is looking at me like I'm the [ __ ] as soon as he's clear I finished crossing and I see light starts flashing he ran the red while being directly in front of a cop helping my brother move out of his after after grad school in parking garage trying to reposition the car to load up the TV or something some girl wants to get past us so I start backing up but she's crowding me like inches from my bumper anyway she gets passed and we load up as we leave the parking lot she's in the middle of the street having t-boned someone I felt bad for the poor person she hit guy spewed vomit all over the floor in the bathroom at a bar as I left the bathroom a big muscley guy in overalls no undershirt was coming in I tried to get his attention and stopped him but he just showed that me out of the way he slipped on said vomit and yelled duck as he fell as he put his hand down to lift himself up he yelled a much louder duck as he realized the vomitus was all over herself at a concert my mom accidentally stepped on a lady's foot and she said sorry multiple times but the lady very drunk wouldn't let it go and started a fight with my mom very bad idea my mom's xmm a straight knockout my mom met that lady again a year ago had a revenge for her work and apparently the lady stopped drinking from what happened that night being told by her friends she wouldn't leave my mom alone even after countless times of apologizing maybe it was good karma [Music] you

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Published: Wed Jan 08 2020