Weekend Update on Kim Jong-un Meeting with Donald Trump - SNL

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>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. >>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. >>> IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG-UN AGREED TO MEET IN MAY WITH DONALD TRUMP OR WHOEVER IS PRESIDENT IN MAY. TRUMP WOULD BE THE FIRST SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT TO MEET WITH THE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA. AND IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE THE FIRST TIME WHERE BOTH TRANSLATORS START EVERY SENTENCE WITH, "OKAY, SO WHAT I THINK HE SAID WAS --" I JUST LOVE THAT A POTENTIAL NUCLEAR WAR HANGING IN THE BALANCE AND WE'RE PUTTING OUR LIVES IN THE HANDS OF THE ONLY TWO GUYS CONNECTED ON DENNIS RODMAN'S LINKEDIN PAGE. >> EXPERTS WARN THAT TALKS BETWEEN TRUMP AND KIM JONG-UN COULD BE RISKY BECAUSE DUH. BEST CASE SCENARIO IS THEY'LL REALIZE THEY'RE BOTH CRAZY AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS LIKE THE MOVIE "STEP BROTHERS." BUT MORE THAN LIKELY DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO REALIZE THAT HE'S JUST TWITTER CRAZY AND KIM JONG-UN IS CRAZY-CRAZY. THERE'S A BIG OLD DIFFERENCE. ONE GUY TROLLS OPRAH ON LINE. THE OTHER GUY MURDERED HIS UNCLE WITH A CANNON. THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST EPISODE OF "SCARED STRAIGHT" EVER. WHAT DO YOU THINK TRUMP IS GOING TO SAY AT DINNER WHEN THEY TELL HIM HE'S EATING DISRESPECTFUL LIMO DRIVER? >>> IN THIS WEEK'S PRESIDENTIAL PORNO RECAP, TRUMP'S PERSONAL LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN WHO IS DEFINITELY A CANDIDATE FOR FRIEND OF THE YEAR SAID HE USED FUNDS FROM HIS HOME EQUITY LINE TO PAY $130,000 TO SILENCE STORMY DANIELS. CAN ANYONE IN AMERICA IMAGINE TAKING OUT A HOME EQUITY LOAN TO HELP THEIR FRIEND PAY OFF A PORN STAR? THE BEST PART IS YOU KNOW RIGHT AFTER COHEN SETTLED UP WITH STORMY TRUMP SAW ANOTHER PORN STAR AND WAS LIKE, SHE'S CUTE, TOO AND COHEN WAS LIKE, DUDE, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE. BY THE WAY, IT'S FITTING THAT A STORY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A PORN STAR IS STRUGGLING TO EVEN HOLD OUR ATTENTION BECAUSE THE NEWS NOW HAS BECOME LIKE PORN. WE'RE DESENSITIZED. THESE DAYS, NEWS WISE, WE CAN ONLY GET EXCITED ABOUT ASIAN LESBIANS. >>> GARY COHN RESIGNED AS THE WHITE HOUSE'S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER. COHN HOPES TO WORK SOMEWHERE A LITTLE LESS CHAOTIC THAN THE WHITE HOUSE, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, A WALMART ON BLACK FRIDAY? IN RESPONSE TO GARY COHN'S RESIGNATION, THE DOW JONES FELL MORE THAN 300 POINTS. NOW, 300 POINTS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT BUT KEEP IN MIND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THE DOW JONES IS. I REACT TO THE DOW THE SAME WAY I REACT TO MY BOYS WHEN THEY TELL ME THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A KID. I'M LIKE, WORD, HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? >>> THIS WEEK IT WAS REVEALED THAT IN JANUARY OF 2017 A SECRET MEETING TOOK PLACE IN THE SEYCHELLES BETWEEN A TRUMP ASSOCIATE AND AN OFFICIAL FROM THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AND A BANKER WITH TIES TO THE KREMLIN. SOUNDS INNOCENT. AT LEAST WITH ALL THE MUELLER STUFF WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT GEOGRAPHY. TRUMP IS BASICALLY CARMEN SAN DIEGO. EXCEPT HE WANTS TO DEPORT ANYONE WITH A NAME LIKE CARMEN SAN DIEGO. >>> PRESIDENT TRUMP MET WITH EXECUTIVES FROM THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO DISCUSS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES AND SHOOTINGS. I DON'T KNOW. I GREW UP PLAYING MARIO BROTHERS. I NEVER HAD THE URGE TO CURB STOMP A TURTLE. THOUGH I DID GROW UP WITH A KID THAT PLAYED PAC-MAN ALL DAY AND NOW HE'S ADDICTED TO PILLS AND SEES GHOSTS EVERYWHERE. >>> THE FLURRY OF STAFF RESIGNATIONS LED MANY TO SAY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE IS IN CHAOS. HERE TO COMMENT ARE FIRST SONS ERIC AND DONALD TRUMP, JR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANKS FOR HAVING US, COLIN. ERIC, WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >> CLOSE, BUD. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE VISITS YOU. ALL RIGHT? OKAY. >> SO WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO SINCE WE SAW YOU LAST? >> WHAT WE DO BEST -- TAKING THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION TO NEW HEIGHTS. I TOOK A TRIP TO INDIA WHICH IS AN INCREDIBLY POOR COUNTRY WHERE I'M HOPING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. >> I SAW "PADDINGTON 2." >> YEAH. SURE DID, BUD. >> THAT'S GREAT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THE CLAIM THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOW IN CHAOS? >> I KNOW IT'S PLAYED OUT, COLIN. BUT FAKE NEWS. YOU KNOW, OUR FATHER HAS A LITTLE NICKNAME FOR YOU MEMBERS OF THE ELITIST LIBERAL MEDIA. >> GOD DAMN JEWS. >> NO, NO. ERIC. ERIC, THAT'S AWFUL, BUD. NO. THAT WAS A BAD ONE, BUD. YOU KNOW, THESE STORIES YOU HAVE HEARD ARE COMPLETE FABRICATIONS. OUR FATHER HAS EVERYTHING COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. IN FACT, WE SPOKE TO OUR FATHER RIGHT BEFORE WE CAME OUT HERE AND HE SAID -- >> STOP BRINGING ERIC ON TV WITH YOU. >> YEAH. NO. WELL, HE DID SAY THAT. BUT HE ALSO SAID, "JUST BE HONEST." THAT'S WHAT'S SO RIDICULOUS ABOUT THE CLAIMS OF THIS ADULT FILM STAR. SHE AND MY FATHER NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP. >> THEY JUST WRESTLED IN BED. >> OKAY. YOU WANT TO READ YOUR BOOK, BUDDY? >> OKAY. >> NEW ONE. AND AS FAR AS THIS CHAOS, COLIN, STAFF TURNOVER IS GOOD. ERIC. YOU DON'T JUST READ THE COVER, BUDDY. IT'S A BOOK. A POP-UP BOOK. >> AAH! >> DON'T BE SCARED, BUD. SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. IT'S A POP-UP BOOK. >> POP POP? >> POP-UP. >> POP -- >> WE'LL PUT IT ON A FLASHCARD, BUD. IT'S OKAY. JUST READ. IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. AS I WAS SAYING, COLIN, TURNOVER IS A GOOD THING. I SEE! FUN TO READ, RIGHT? WHAT'S THAT WORD? "SHE." THINGS ARE RUNNING SMOOTHLY. THERE IS NO CHAOS. AND MY FATHER IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL. NOW WE HAVE TO RUN. WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW. >> WE'RE GOING GOOD WILL HUNTING. >> I TOLD YOU. IT'S BIG GAME HUNTING. BIG GAME HUNTING. >> MATT DAMON GOING TO BE THERE? >> MATT DAMON NEVER WAS GOING TO BE THERE. >> I'M SORRY. >> ERIC AND DONALD TRUMP, JR., EVERYONE.
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 3,647,577
Rating: 4.765274 out of 5
Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1740, Sterling K Brown, Weekend Update, Colin Jost, Michael Che, s43, s43e15, episode 15, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Sterling K. Brown, Black Panther, The Predator, This is Us, People vs. OJ, James Bay, wild love, let it go, scars, hold back the river, chaos and the calm
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Length: 7min 27sec (447 seconds)
Published: Sat Mar 10 2018
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