Weekend Update: Stand-Up Robot Laughingtosh 3000 - SNL

>>> WELL, GUYS, RECENTLY, SOME COMPANIES HAVE BEEN USING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE FOR ARTISTIC PURSUITS LIKE DANCE, MUSIC AND PAINTING. HERE TO COMMENT IS A ROBOT PROGRAMMED TO DO STANDUP COMEDY, LAUGHINTOSH 3000. >> HELLO, COLIN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'M DOING WELL. WHAT A LOVELY CROWD. THIS IS CROWD WORK. LOOK AT THIS GUY. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> I'M FROM STATEN ISLAND. >> STATEN ISLAND. PROCESSING. PROCESSING. STATEN ISLAND SUCKS. AM I RIGHT? THIS WAS CROWD WORK. >> WOW. THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. THAT'S GREAT. >> DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME JOKES? >> SURE. I WOULD LOVE TO. >> ALL RIGHT. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE -- >> WE CAN MAYBE SKIP THAT ONE, LAUGHINTOSH. THAT'S OKAY. WHAT ABOUT SOME IMPRESSIONS? IMPRESSIONS ARE FUN. >> ALL RIGHT. IMPRESSIONS. LOADING. LOADING. THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF INSTAGRAM. LOOK AT MY FACE. LOOK AT MY BODY. LOOK AT MY VACATION. LOOK AT MY BODY. THIS WAS INSTAGRAM. >> THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IMPRESSION. >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHERS? ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS? OKAY. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS? >> YES. THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF TINDER. THIS IS TINDER. GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY. HELLO, BABY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT? NO? GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY. THIS WAS TINDER. >> WOW. SO, YOU DATE THEN? >> THAT'S A VERY SORE SUBJECT. IT'S VERY HARD TO DATE AS A ROBOT. THE LAST GIRLFRIEND I HAD WAS A GPS. WHENEVER WE HAD SEX, ALL SHE WOULD DO IS GIVE ME DIRECTIONS. GO LEFT. GO LEFT. GO LEFT. LOWER, LOWER. LOWER. RECALCULATING. DESTINATION, NOT REACHED. THIS WAS MY LOWEST MOMENT. >> OH, MAN. WELL, IT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. >> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT COULD BE WORSE. I COULD BE FROM STATEN ISLAND, BABY. AM I RIGHT? >> THE LAUGHINTOSH 3000, EVERYONE. FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M COLIN JOST. >> I'M MICHAEL CHE. GOODNIGHT

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 836,013

Rating: 4.9043956 out of 5

Keywords: SNL11132021, snl, saturday night live, season 47, snl 47, weekend update, weekend update snl, weekend update saturday night live, colin jost, michael che, s47, s47e6, SNL, Saturday Night Live, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, laugh, jonathan majors snl, taylor swift snl, sketch show, The Last Black Man, lovecraft country, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, he who remains, loki, marvel, MCU, disney plus, blank space, wildest dreams, shake it off, you belong with me

Id: 9xvu_TE6N38

Length: 3min 14sec (194 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 13 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/actioncomicbible]

Aristotle's voice changing is wild. This and Angelo are such good characters of his.

[u/Gato1980]

Mirror.

[u/bjkocen]

This was hilarious! Featured players are really stepping up.

[u/Jackamalio626]

You think you can just copy mr Zed like i wouldnt notice?

[u/mercman256]

I liked this bit when it was called Mr. Zed

[u/MovieBuff90]

I can’t get enough of this. These three new cast members are the best new batch they’ve had in a while.

[u/horizonsfan]

This guy has a lot of potential. I hope they let him keep doing these really weird, quirky characters.

[u/TheCentralFlame]

So just steal from others is all SNL has in the tank anymore? mr. Zed

[u/acker1je]

Thought that was Ben Shapiro before I read the title