Weekend Update: A Look Back at Trump’s Presidency - SNL

♪♪♪ >> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪ >>> THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, BARRING A REVERSE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND UPDATE WITH DONALD TRUMP STILL IN OFFICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, AS A PRESIDENT, HE WAS MOSTLY BAD, BUT THERE WERE A FEW BRIGHT SPOTS. SO BEFORE HE IS TRANQUILIZED AND MOVED LIKE A DINOSAUR IN "JURASSIC PARK", I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO RECOGNIZE SOME OF HIS GREATEST MOMENTS IN OFFICE. ♪♪♪ ♪ CLOSING TIME OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD ♪ ♪ CLOSING TIME TURN ALL OF THE LIGHTS ON OVER EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL ♪ >> PEOPLE FLUSHING TOILETS TEN TIMES, 15 TIMES. ♪ CLOSING TIME ♪ >> LOOK AT MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN OVER HERE. LOOK AT HIM. ♪ I KNOW WHO I WANT ♪ >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID. I DON'T REMEMBER. >> DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER. SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED AND THEN PROBABLY CRY A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T KNOW. I'M STILL WORKING IT OUT WITH MY THERAPIST. >> MIKE PENCE RECEIVED THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE FRIDAY, WHICH IS THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER BEEN OKAY WITH USING PROTECTION. >> MIKE PENCE SAID WHEN HE GOT THE VACCINE SHOT, "I DIDN'T FEEL A THING," WHICH IS ALSO WHAT HE TOLD HIMSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN AFTER HE SAW HARRY STYLES IN THAT DRESS. >> SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL, SEEN HERE CALMLY WATCHING A SCHOOL BUS STALL ON SOME RAILROAD TRACKS, RECEIVED THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE ON FRIDAY. AND JUST TO THROW IT IN OUR FACES, HE'S ALSO GIVING HIMSELF A STIMULUS CHECK AND A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN. >> THE WHITE HOUSE HAS LEFT IT UP TO THE STATES TO DISTRIBUTE THE VACCINE, WHICH SHOCKS ME BECAUSE, KNOWING TRUMP, I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WOULD BE DONE THROUGH A LIVE POWERBALLOT RI. THE RATINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN INSANE AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST WHITE HOUSE JOB IVANKA WAS QUALIFIED FOR. >> DURING A PROTRUMP RALLY IN WASHINGTON, D.C., PROTESTERS BURNED BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGNS AT TWO HISTORIC BLACK CHURCHES. I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO JUDGMENTAL HERE, BUT AT SOME POINT WHEN YOU'RE SETTING FIRES AT BLACK CHURCHES, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP AND ASK YOURSELF, "HEY, AM I THE BAD GUY?" [ LAUGHTER ] >>> THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL" PUBLISHED AN OP-ED WHICH SUGGESTED DR. JILL BIDEN STOP USING THE TERM DOCTOR BECAUSE SHE HAS A PHD AND IS NOT A MEDICAL DOCTOR, THOUGH SHE HAS AT TIMES FUNCTIONED AS A NURSE. AT TIMES FUNCTIONED AS A NURSE.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, weekend update, weekend update snl, weekend update Saturday night live, colin jost, Michael che, trump, election 2020, joe biden, Donald trump, jill biden, dr. jill biden, wall street journal, pete buttigieg, coronavirus vaccine, vaccine, s46, s46e9, episode 9, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Kristen Wiig, Dua Lipa

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Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020