Pewdiepie DEFENDS me, Nikocado Update, Ace Family NEW Mansion Tour - After Dark #62

dude you're watching age to the three three three three you're watching the three three three three yeah i was just joking that jay-z is gonna sue us now join the party baby if he did first of all welcome everybody welcome welcome to h3 after dark i was we're very late i was dealing with lawyers and all kinds of crap this morning so i'm a little pissy [Applause] family family family family family stop family family then binge family family family family family family family and family wow that's good it's emotional powerful stuff today's episode is sponsored by meundies hello fresh hbo max and liquid iv we love them all so well ryan kavanaugh has been going eight i'm not gonna talk about ryan up so but he's been going hey ape crap check this out hold on hold on i'm getting some inert so i'm getting some interference from somebody what does that mean um what does interference mean oh we have an audio issue no yeah uh there's somebody uh oh barboy yo gabe looking good nice shades thanks you got some new shades is this your new look it's my new look right now because i'm number one on cameo yeah i saw that gabe are you number one because i saw an i don't i saw an article he's in the top yeah he's in the top five most booked cameo creators of 2021 what on earth wow how does that feel it feels good baby i'm hollywood now baby you are hollywood just don't change yeah never change don't let the success go to your head okay oh yeah of course because no one can [ __ ] with me baby [ __ ] they [ __ ] you're untouchable now would you say you're untouchable now it looks like it baby [ __ ] they [ __ ] yeah yeah you're a made man now [ __ ] baby [ __ ] are you are you making some hollywood elite friends no um i don't want to go into that i'd rather have my real friends hollywood hollywood elite friends are like they don't care for me if i'm if i'm going to get sick or i'm going to suffer yeah my real friends do care about me that's all right that's all about family have you yeah have you gotten an invitation to epstein's island yet or no nope no okay good i just checked in because you got you're getting pretty famous well it's friday i don't think there's school or work to tomorrow is there of course not it's the weekend it's the weekend yeah baby see let's see um who who your contemporaries are who's brian baumgarten who's this loser brown gown i haven't heard of him he's from the office you're in the you're in the greats as kevin from the office wow oh okay that's epic and then sonya morgan anyone know who that is reality tv no clue reality star the real i never heard of these modern stuff oh real housewives of new york it's her oh i don't even recognize her i don't watch that i don't watch that show so yeah nobody does nobody cares about her she's gonna lose her ass okay who is he he was a youtuber uh he's been in broadway shows okay wow that's good company um white claw gabe and then of course uh legendary tick tock creator white clock gabe wow oh my god congratulations buddy congrats thanks [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] baby [ __ ] with me there aren't too many legends around well what are you doing this weekend anything fun right i probably gotta watch a play see my family perform on a dance show something tomorrow and then there's the fight there's the fight tomorrow too [ __ ] baby [ __ ] me [ __ ] yeah all right gabe well listen i'm so happy for you it's a well-deserved title and uh i think you know it sky's the limit for white claw gabe this is only the beginning oh yeah [ __ ] me [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] baby happy weekend baby happy weekend gabe congratulations on your big reward uh or uh oh you're developing some new uh some new moves i think he was goofing on me a little bit oh okay yeah i just made that up just now that's why he's the best people that's why he's the best all right gabe you have a great weekend okay i know you will all right crush some white clothes all right [ __ ] baby [ __ ] it's friday baby yeah so i was that's huge man what god gave just that cameo it's just powerful powerful stuff he's gone to hollywood yeah dude kevin from the office made over a million dollars last year what does he charge i wonder how many cameras he's 65 is when he made his million that's what he was charging so you gotta be cranking those yeah that's a lot of cameos a million divided by 165 that's well after six thousand cameos bruh after cameo's cut that's a lot more too well hold on hold on three is 65 oh sorry yeah we're in the matrix 6 000 divided by 365 is on average he's doing 16 per day i guess that's doable i mean it's definitely doable wait what is that that makes it sound like we're at the doctor or something like a machine the digitizing it's when we're doing calculations no not that you hear the i think you're hearing the wash yeah the dishwasher oh the dishwasher oh yeah not a sound bite loudest dishwasher yeah so anyway ryan kavanaugh is offering a 25 000 bounty here read this the amount of dms i'm getting with information on what he has done to others is baffling [Laughter] you mean the amount of people trolling me this is baffling this is what's funny he goes i'm considering throwing an instagram 25 000 giveaway for most disturbing stories someone can prove he has done so far the ones i got pretty disturbing so on one hand ryan's like i can't believe all the dm's i'm getting from h3 fans and on the other hand he's soliciting messages yeah isn't that a little [ __ ] ironic yeah a little bit just a little bit ironic 25 000 for dirt though that's what i'm thinking of applying i got who's got better dirt than me yeah well go ahead get that get that money i was trying to think he doesn't understand how the internet works at all no he has no idea it's crazy it's obvious it's awesome that this is the i mean you've got to appreciate how amazing this is ryan cavanaugh who fancies himself this uh serious businessman who called our podcast a toy podcast has debased himself to [ __ ] posting about me on a now daily basis if you go to his instagram what is this this appears to be love's twitter account with a receipt for two dollars from paypal oh [Music] yeah there we go you're so quick on that nursery music thank you let me make sure to hide this oh yeah um yeah i was thinking like let's see when i was uh let's see when i was 13 i got caught with a playboy is that good enough oh i could i don't know if i can prove it you can't buy those as a miner you can't do that no that was illegal yeah be in possession of uh i can't believe you're admitting this on the air right now well i want that 25 000. you know do you think it'll just be you know the the series finale of seinfeld when they're on trial and it's like everybody they've like slightly wronged over the years yeah that's going to be this trial it's going to just be like we can call it to the witness stand soflo antonio antonio ricegum uh matt haas prank invasion yeah [ __ ] wait not this this is not what i meant to say ryan cavanaugh yeah so this is a guy who runs a huge media company who clearly doesn't understand social media at all uh it's [ __ ] ironic and also just a shout out to does ryan cavanaugh look like harvey weinstein.com definitely click that but what i wanted to open was this instagram page um so you guys can see how prolific of a [ __ ] poster he's become here's one you're gonna have to i'm not gonna read all these but he's tagging all of our sponsors who incidentally also don't i don't wanna necessarily be the one to tell him this but uh domino's doesn't sponsor us [ __ ] because he got a silly he got a domino's pre-roll and he started tagging dominoes on [ __ ] instagram i know how that's a boomer ass he has no pizza experience there's no pizza experience i don't know what he's really he's trying to call cause the nessa adpocalypse because this is what happens right this is keemstar's bff right you know once you start just tagging ad advertisers who don't sponsor me but who just are being served through youtube's system that's how you call because of the apocalypse right there boy yep just a toy entrepreneur it's true because he's playing with his daddy's money so it's not even real entrepreneurship yeah so he tagged let's see uh dominoes okay let's get domino's let's get dominoes to pull the ads from youtube apparently ryan so there's one post here about uh some random account leaving of nasty comment which apparently he's saying that let me talk to the manager of domino's yeah karen kavanagh [Laughter] i don't want to have anal sex i didn't okay it's fun because his hair is also red so it really meshes you know yeah yeah so there's this one there's this one he's tagging all of our sponsors apparently this is a dm of some random dude who sent him a nasty uh message and he went [ __ ] tagging all of our sponsors and going ape [ __ ] adam and eve it's like when you talk oh and then he tag wait and then attorney tom's the guy who said the lawsuit i i uh he is out of his mind that's the guy that was commenting yeah he's like yo you should check out this ryan cavanaugh stuff it's really dangerous for the creator community if he wins these lawsuits and i just tweeted him out a couple days ago and gave him a shout out and now he's tagging him on instagram he says uh uh let's see he promotes the law firm attorney tom who is now acting like a disinterested party what are you talking about uh what this more the string is pulled the more interesting the story will get what is he thinking [Laughter] the guy posted on facebook and i reposted him what's so [ __ ] mysterious bro yeah so that's two posts um here's ryan kavanagh who photoshopped himself into his own birthday party hang on wait yeah look he's photoshopped himself in he's not there we had a discussion about this this morning this is a stock photo that can't be true i talked to an expert he had to look at it a few times but he did not believe that it is photoshopped i'm kidding i don't think it's photoshopping oh man it totally looks like it stops that would have been the funniest [ __ ] thing in the world well he doesn't have actual friends i mean who are these people and these are paid employees actors why are they all wearing black it seems like they work there or something that's all the wait staff that's why they're all wearing black these are all the weight staff okay gotcha oh okay the fact that you said they're all wearing black made me think that maybe it is a photoshop i didn't even know it looks like a stock photo it does and then ryan photoshopped himself in there like bro i'm sorry but do these people know that you think black lives matter is a uh george soros george a jewish conspiracy that's awesome or did he say that on twitter yeah he tweeted it he said that black lives matter is just uh funded by george soros and it's like some [ __ ] movement pretty good right pretty pretty hot take nice guy yeah sweetheart and then um it's just like basically his whole feed is just dedicated to me i mean there's another here's another so it's pretty epic you know you could say oculus who does he think that cares about it except you know like our own fans yeah our own fans are though exactly who is he posting all this stuff for that's a great question ela that's a great question he thinks he's an influencer because he bought a hundred thousand likes let's see here's the tweet it's still up that's what's so interesting he says 90 of black black deaths by black people blm funded by george soros trying to create conflict oh my god that's like just straight up some races [ __ ] right there boy love that just watching my algorithms get crushed so you know you could say i occupy a lot of space in his mind so yeah if you guys have any good pitches i mean i would i mean that's a lot of money so 25 000 you know we shouldn't we shouldn't tell people to to dm him at all though i'm not well pitching him the thing will he okay first of all do not i i don't know how many times i have to say this because he keeps lying and saying i'm encouraging people to send him death threats don't message him don't interact with him don't send him death threats you're not a super trooper you're not part of the family if you're doing any of those things that being said he is offering 25 000 so if you have dirt on me right i would i wouldn't i would i would urge you to get that for proof in that paper right okay looking for proven dirt every day talk to keemstar so i don't know what more he's looking for he already got the keemstar dustin i mean he probably has the kinster folder already on his desktop yeah that should have everything he's got the dossier that's what i'm saying but yeah if you if you gotta get it after it watched it before long he's going to start talking about how i embezzled the fupa money that would that would be amazing yeah that would be the that larry on top of everything that would be peak [ __ ] that would be peak [ __ ] yeah i mean dantdm at all um i do have to i mean we have no idea i i not to get too conspiratorial but the people that hate you um you know sending him nasty stuff like that in order to make you look bad uh does seem like an angle that some people might think of but who knows i don't know what do you mean like the people that are sending them death threats and stuff i mean well i want to believe that our fans aren't that stupid i mean don't do that oh you're saying it could be and i don't know i mean look there's a lot of dumb people it's not i have nothing to do with what other people do i'm saying don't do that right so like i'm i can't be held liable for what other people do i mean i'm saying don't do it don't message him yeah i don't think they're sending them him those messages but i do know that i get those messages all the [ __ ] time bro you know also at this point this story is picking up so other people are hearing about it too yes exactly this is the internet right people will message him yeah just never i mean ever ever do it never be a baby no no whatever never ever do it it is death [Laughter] you know and um you know and yeah i don't i stay out of my unsolicited messages because it's all death threats and [ __ ] anti-semitism and [ __ ] so that's it okay jews that's all i have to say about that but i am i've got pretty good uh groundwork for the h3 video i think it's going to be an absolute banger excited it's gonna be a banger i'm excited for that did i thank our sponsors already you did me undies hellofresh hbo max and liquid iv who we love so well yeah we say it again we love them why not family family family family family family family family family family family family what is this like man first edit that you've met so um it's him in the hell wind tunnel if you go against the family go straight to hell yeah so basically well basically guys oh love's coming love god i'm coming he's coming to america i'm gonna come i'm gonna come so you're coming next month right um yes that's right yep [Music] just for the sun like can you say you're going to come i'm going to come oh you got it there we go you messed up love now he has them i don't mind no yeah i'm very excited very very excited have you been to america before uh yeah when i was like 13 i was in new york okay yep but since i know by the way like we found this ela's mom's in town i forget why i'm not allowed to talk about it she just happens to be here coincidentally yeah no such thing but um she brought this wedding she brought this wedding book from me and hila's wedding i've never seen those people i'm saying now those are stock images yeah those are good for those people by my crooked ass hunchback looking ass look at that beta stance look at that angle thanks photographer could have told me that i'm stand up straight or something yeah oh you do okay you pass me a tissue from there you start crying no oh oh you're gonna go from there it looks emotional yeah you guys want to see this i mean i haven't looked at these in a long time man it's it's like a whole different world yeah so this thing is so heavy that i never thought i would bring it with me anywhere and then finally my mom brought it over this was in october of 2012 yeah 10 10 2012 which would be now uh nine or yeah nine years ago right over nine years ago okay you can see it oh [ __ ] [Music] yeah so waiting for nah daniel enough of daniel is that the first public photo of you guys kissing maybe i i feel like you guys used to meet me a lot in your old videos your dress is so pretty ela thank you you're sick well i'm waiting for okay let's see what we got here [Music] can we just use your your mobile uh maybe whatever steady hands of course i'm coming right over always well give it to dan so people don't say that we what's the deal do you have a tremor people go like oh you might not make fun of what's and then you have a tremor come here come here let's see your hands let's see if we i thought you were just nervous no i just can't keep them still oh interesting have you had that diagnosed yeah what did they say it's just like an essential tremor or something it's a mild tremor yeah but like whenever i have caffeine or anything it's a lot worse and usually when i'm doing the show i just came in or whatever it is i said coffee it's like i'm extra i'm sorry for not being sensitive to that oh no it's okay but with that app and i and i've said this a million times when i say it again it removes the in body stabilization ben's nodding his head because he's sick of me explaining it but you know what's interesting and i i think we've talked about it but ian also has a tremor yeah can we have you guys come shake hands and see what that looks like ian makes me look straight solid yeah i'm a little and then what what is it called what you have it's just a tremor as well and just a essential tremor yeah a central trimmer essential oh it's a only the essentials yeah it's essential exactly love me daddy what's a non-essential yeah what's a non-essential uh tremor i don't even wanna know right that's low-level [ __ ] my boxing coach was wrapping my hands for the first time he's like what's wrong with you he's straight to the point yeah i'm like no i'm like i am nervous but that's not why i'm shaking that's the annoying part is when everyone assumes you're just like terrified you're nervous all the time i'm like i'm fine yeah i'm sorry if i i i honestly just thought you were nervous on camera but yeah but it's like what are the chances that we got two guys with tremors yeah what are the one guy with the right shaky king and one guy yeah anyone else want to come forward i have this blinking thing sometimes oh really let me see well it's like when i'm not it's like when i'm really focusing on [ __ ] i'll just like start like blinking pretty pretty yeah pretty hastily i'm having nothing i thought we had it back yeah how you live with that i just take three sips of beer i take three sips in the morning are you ready dan yeah the pressure's on now i'm gonna take three sips at night all right a little shaky i'm telling you it is a little shaky i've used maybe bring it um bring it in there there is sean look at this that's my brother sean that's sean these are friends these are people we worked with here we are kissing just basking it do that stop um these are great photos i had to prove to everyone that i could lift her i can lift you right i'm pretty strong ela i've lived here with me i'm strong right yeah thank you very strong you're also tall i'm tall and strong and your hands and you're smart thank you for noticing absolutely this is just like friends lots of friends and co-workers and stuff hey that's gary my dad oh yeah there's right yeah yeah more more you know stuff um friends fam mom family we got so drunk that was such a fun night though do you guys deputy in israel i don't know if it's called something different do what like the line dancing like we should on the dance floor do we what depkay it's like where you put your hands around the like everyone and like put one leg up no we didn't no i guess the the comparable would be the horror right what do you call it the horse i guess maybe some people we did the chairs stick maybe it depends where your family is from yeah we did the chair thing it was a great night though with lots of drinks yeah great food good old just a good old time right there so it was good music oh yeah we picked the playlist you know ela's friends from art school he was friends from childhood childhood my parents some of my co-workers that's what people really want to see right there the donark don arc's arrives don arks rise up here's lots of donarky here's um my sister with with uh one of the someone from ela's family oh my god my brother what was this my brother was getting frisky with someone who is that oh she's from my art school my god i didn't know that's what's going on did you nope damn my brother was sean sean and then shout out shout out to yochanon having a good time as well with cigarette in one hand and cigar oh yeah i don't know cigarette and cigar sounds like stage four cancer jesus but yeah basically right wow this is flattering to me [Music] [Laughter] [Music] anyways a good old time lots of uh schmoozin and schmutzen dearly uh lots of love you i'll show you the weird part though okay that's when we got married i stomped the glass you see how people dressed there it's like so freaking casual dude um yeah you're right my brother was wearing jeans your dad was wearing nice pants too we had an argument about that oh i was saying he wore jeans yeah but you're right my brother was yeah people always wear jeans to israeli weddings like that's it that's fancy i love that um you should see what shawn balog was wearing [Music] okay wait here i want to show you the part that i didn't expect okay here oh here we go yeah the [ __ ] rabbi took my ass to the side and i had to write up a contract about how what i'm worth or something yeah how much ela was worth if we got divorced for something how much i would owe your family or something like that we had to put a number right yeah i had to put a number and ila wasn't allowed obviously this was for the men and my dad's there like he [ __ ] has anything to say about it you know you negotiated i was like hold on my lawyer is not here and they're like just put something with 18 it's a good luck number so right yeah happy here man what is wrong with you dude what are you doing weirdo you look good yeah i look good but not happy [Laughter] that was a great day it was a happy day very happy day by the way that contract doesn't mean anything i have no idea what it means me and lena had to do a contract like that we always question if it was legal or not i don't think it's illegal at all a rabbi was there they take that [ __ ] seriously in israel i don't even have according to that contract if we get divorced i only need to give you like 10 bucks don't [ __ ] around [ __ ] again what the [ __ ] is this oh they were trying to get us to make some photos before this he found some random girls we were like out of kibbutz by the way look at this one this one cracked me up why are we what the [ __ ] is that photo i was like dude what the [ __ ] he's like yo get on that bike it'll be awesome and then look how you're hunched over like you just look cold and confused so dumb so dumb so dumb love it though there you go see happy smile here i'm on the phone i mean yeah doing business on my nokia mama nokia hold on baby the wedding can wait i've got serious business oh geez beautiful bride gorge gorge gorge gorge stand up gorgeous bride [Music] beautiful beautiful that's a nice photo got a smile looking handsome thank you how's the hairline is it the same it's the same yeah it's growing stronger stronger you think yeah king [ __ ] okay that's good i don't know are you sure there's not a little receding here like in the corner just a tiny bit no no no get a close-up there so that people can really see you beautiful hair yeah and show the back the the the brother banks there's a little there's a little oh i got he was wearing a hat it's the hat okay all right just making sure again the chopper like oh are you kidding me yes i don't know whose bike that was he just told me they're in the mirror oh yeah and then he took a photo of us in the mirror it's like okay dude damn nobody asked for that and then here's some random girl who's like i don't know why i'm here the sons of donarki thank you oh you that's what happened you were doing it backwards i was like this is not the chronological order oh oh cause it's in the oh okay okay and anyway i was like i had never seen this but yeah beautiful okay wow gorgeous what a finale wow look at me look at my heart look the [ __ ] bro it's like a turtle come on have you stand up straight or get closer or something it's like horrible but okay good memories all right love you love you happy birthday thank you we have a fun weekend planned i'm excited i'm excited too yeah it's gonna be great now the the dishwasher dishwasher like a canary yeah for my elina's wedding they asked me on the spot and i have never heard of this prior where i have to give a value on lena oh yeah we didn't know about it was so awkward i made a joke like oh i'll give her the tv and like linda's parents my parents are standing there this chef is standing there was it a nice tv it's nice you know 60 inch samsung yeah that's good oh we were dead broke then so like they're asking me to put a value and i'm like yeah i have not thought about this i think i ended up writing something bro i don't even know this shit's embarrassing it's so embarrassing so what'd you end up riding the like lowest because we're broke too the lowest you could assign is like a trip to mecca like which is like one of the five pillars of islam you have to go visit mecca that's it you get you you get a divorce and then you get you just send them off to mecca she gets a religious trip that's what she gets if we get a divorce kill off the mecca yo yo you'll figure your [ __ ] out it works though because then you just tell the family you know i'm a religious guy that's what we got to do are you go with her she goes solo she was solo so you dropped her ass for some new young hot girl and then she goes off to mecca never be heard from again that's that's awesome eli i'm gonna send your ass to the wall if we get the word i'm just gonna send you to the uh wailing wall and just wish you well one of my favorite images of you ethan is you on that wall with their hands up yeah that was that took balls of steel it was pretty scary i i didn't think anyone would hurt me or anything but i was afraid we would get kicked out this one here i mean that the thing is my my goal with this was just for people to think that i was um just really praying because these because these guys get so [ __ ] passionate about the western wall so they're doing [ __ ] that looks pretty wild so i was like well i should blend in hey we skipped the page but there was one guest that's worth a mention that was out oh cap cap was there [ __ ] i don't care about that wait he's photoshopped in this time for sure no no this looks real who invited that [ __ ] tomorrow stalker he's awesome love that [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh let's watch this [ __ ] yeah we went to western wall to shoot a sketch it turned out awesome and there's a you're not allowed to film down there right ela so the holy spirit had to get along really long shot of me and uh it's no it's also that women can go with men yeah it's separated so the women get a tiny little piece of that [ __ ] and the men get all that all that sweet all that space to stretch your balls out here's the wall you cause you're oh yeah here's the other watch this is this was fun to hang on it's like the neighbor from home improvement guys swinging our [ __ ] get all this hey don't say anything to me this is the men's side hey hey get back in there it's so funny yeah people come here to pray and uh a lot of fun i love how you act all startled i don't think so i took a few though i'm kidding yeah i took a few you know keep it real keep it 55th oh man what do we got today let's see we are at 38 minutes so we should do a couple of our sponsors here here you ready for this just to set you guys up new ace family house tour oh let's go and pewdiepie said that pewdiepie attacked viciously came after our uh harvey ryan cavanaugh right and uh nickacado is about to come on i think we're closing the deal to get our nicky boy nikki baby closing the deal yeah we're in escrow yeah we're an escrow the negotiations are stiff they are uh it's contentious but we are steadily making our way through negotiations with nicocado all right let's thank our sponsors first of all me undies glorious beautiful breathable underwear it's almost the end of 2021 which means for the next few 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i'm a [ __ ] savage you got to do it i'm always getting them recommended on youtube pete david is he really savage moment compilation yeah is he sad i didn't know he was a savage that's what i'm youtube thank you pete davidson savage moments those are always on my home page pete davidson's most funny savage moments i didn't realize he was such a savage yeah can you guys start making um savage compilations of me i feel like i'm more stable than pizza a little bit i want to be savage it might look like my body has been savaged it's been yeah i can't say seven 21 savage is basically like my spirit animal and [ __ ] jesus christ oh my god dude i heard steve will do it his girlfriend's pregnant bro god bless congratulations steve i'm sure you'll be okay he doesn't live in texas does he role model of a father oh god [Laughter] no no no he's making today i have to say um i was listening to the whole bit about the dolphins and that was super funny oh thank you somebody that understands my humor i guess there's a reason we did get married do you guys remember the conversation about the dolphins consent more than like dogs we're sorry about that thought it was funny who said it wasn't funny it was funny i guess it was funny thank you it was funny it was funny it's not funny it's one of the only funny things you ever said oh thank you oh wait sorry that was a savage moment add that to the compilation whoa dad all right let's watch uh pewdiepie demolish ryan harvey from harvey weinstein god damn it get your word straight jack and i play the game more alone but chad is saying whatever you were talking about is uh a prank or clickbait or something wait what what did i get clickbaited on the pregnant girlfriend oh she's not actually pregs maybe i'm just saying that in the chat so i'm just a bunch of nut boys in the chat it's a prank okay i guess he's not which is good because i one hand was gonna be like you know children are beautiful gifts to this planet but on the other hand steve will do it is gonna be giving his two-year-old son a shotgun and beer with him and that's probably not good all right let's watch pewdiepie absolutely ravage harvey's uh kavanaugh ryan cavanaugh and it's at uh three minutes or something let's see what happens uh ryan kavanagh who do you know what's happened as well it's a cool fountain holder it's so funny that he's watching him while he's live streaming [ __ ] shout out to his family dude [Laughter] it's a little savage yeah it's moderately what's what's like savage light savage light would be um he threw shade that would be like a step below savaging someone a nick he's nicking him yeah connect them uh maybe maybe a splinter what did you hear about i didn't hear about it i didn't hear anything he said it must just be a swedish thing that's how love is he's that fast too whenever he's making these little edits i was actually about to say i usually watch the podcast on to expand when i'm working what yeah i know i'll listen i'll listen on two times if i'm doing research for something that i don't want to be listening to but i have to for work sometimes but i've been watching something i enjoy damn and so i think that's why it's like it's especially bad with the uh yeah he talks fast yeah maybe y'all are just on your brains have uh when i when i edit the podcast i actually usually and going through it at 2x speed as well i'm not really different though because you're working yeah exactly sure yeah but it's on live stream yeah i mean people are why okay all right wait you gotta not pitch ship you gotta that's just how that program works when you speed it up you can ok individually and then that loss relationship right right right other claims including the fight should fall under fair use which then leads us to yesterday ryan kavanagh wrote an essay out of the dark side of the power of social media explaining more about his recent lawsuit and why he's saying that he filed it there he's all right it's quite a bit after this he's putting a lot of money in this hundreds wait wait it's it's further down it's around 356. but i'm enjoying the philly d well by all means then yeah i'm learning a lot willing to settle then quote against all common legal practices rather than negotiating a good faith he disclosed his views on the suicide settlement on his podcast and millions of years ago yeah that's kind of bad isn't it that's what the [ __ ] i'm saying bro is that first of all you're referencing his article which is full of [ __ ] no no no he immediately after this he's like if that's true i don't know because he i heard that he didn't watch the whole video so he just got ranked kevin on the side no he got he got yourself you got yourself yeah you got both okay good calm down you should watch the whole video probably shouldn't do that i don't know if that's true or not there's a bad faith tactic despite the fact that i'm a shareholder and co-founder i am not trailer among other things accusing even trying to use video titles i mean okay we're getting into the nitty-gritty here this is why i sent this detailed statement to philly though because i was like i don't want people just to read ryan's dumb ass [ __ ] article and then think that that's what it is when someone searches the name ryan cavanaugh ryan adding that even followers have amplified the attacks right now specifically alleging that a despite the fact that he's never met even even opposing more than eight podcasts [Laughter] [Applause] i'm not angry at pewdiepie i was just like that's how that's how ryan wanted this to go right exactly yeah make sure he watched google search results he's encouraged three fans to attack him online and threaten his family and additionally brought up a variety article that even referenced in the past with a headline that says ryan was assumed to write a ponzi scheme orion arguing that even is bringing up this article and bad faith because an update in the story knows the situation with solving the complaint was never intentionally filed right and also he was even making other demonstratory remarks that claims that ryan is not properly paid his employees or nanny and that he's gotten two d wise which ryan says it's false kevin also alleging that he's not editors who quote destroy his page with negative positions started thread for people to plan tax against him and load about their successes and caused his followers and paid bonds to give the trailer wrap up a bad online race ryan saying all of this amounts of textbook malicious behavior intended harmony and trilogy this leaves me with no choice but to see actually i say it's not false i'm just referring to the headline ethan doesn't watch on 2x he watches on pause [Laughter] well here i have an idea let's slow it down or like half speed i think would yeah so that's it one malignant internet personality just sounds too slow hold on we're gonna go for 75 speed let's see isn't this after the lawsuit though that he started doing all this [ __ ] yes okay get back to philly okay we heard one side of the argument the king child with a load of guns disproportionately harm to anyone using lies slander and seo and suffer from no i don't want to actually watch it like that we've already watched philly's uh report on it or if we want to get really crazy we could now double this speed oh let's go and see what happens all right let's actually make this watchable this is stupid all right playing the accusations from one side what does the other side so with that reached out to ethan klein for a comment or a response regarding the accusations or any of this in general and he gave a lengthy response even starting off by saying ryan cavanaugh's first malicious lie is that he claims i pirated his event series is at the heart of this lawsuit same as with our first lawsuit use the short clip of the event during an extremely critical commentary during a three-hour podcast brian cavanagh blamed me for his event being widely pirated which is pure defamation he didn't even react to the event until days after it was streamed on pay-per-view if he cared about pirates why did he drop all of his other lawsuits against actual pirates but only kept the one against me i've heard about that i think sick this thing's targeted if that's the case accused harassment asking why his wife's teddy fresh brand is listed in the suit when he says it has nothing to do with the case right online claiming he's actually done the opposite of multiple occasions serious particles that address some of the specific accusations ryan made including the writing situation we mentioned even claiming they made it clear that the accusation was retracted and that if ryan quote has a problem with the article hold on why am i watching this in glorious 144p are you because i was wondering oh this is the max quality okay i was wondering it's 360 max badass [ __ ] yeah variety one of the most trusted new sources of entertainment not me even addressing ryan's claims and spreading false information right that's good that's a fair point thank you felix there's a problem with uh media doing a bad job at updating i don't know if it's not is that his responsibility hell no even though he's just referencing information made available in articles by well-regarded news sources morning the three new york times articles from 2008 to say that ryan was charged for drunk driving in 2006 and was arrested for the same thing again in 2008 also sharing a vanity fair article that brings up the same arrests regarding about ryan not paying his annie even pointed to an article from fox san diego that says orion's foreign after she was abruptly fired in 2020. just two months into a contract that was meant to last over a year and even writing again i am not reading any of these claims we're merely reading what has already been published i i can i can't understand philly okay it is fast though you know i don't i mean you're not a native speaker maybe that's yeah and bonds to get driller negative reviews even said that ryan is slowly blaming him when other big influencers have been critical it's going to be hard to prove that in corn i think as well including noah back the trailer advisor and made a tick tock i mean for ryan even claiming he's only told his fans to give honest and genuine reviews even though i was going on to share a hollywood report article where investor reportedly told a judge a town full of scam artists posers false prophets and flim-flam men ryan c cavanaugh is in a hollywood class by himself even also linked to articles from variety and deadline to say a judge found ryan fabricated a memo which included phone sexual harassment claims against an executive at his previous production company even closing his statement us by saying capitalism well i don't understand why nobody's faced by that that to me is like the one of the craziest things i've ever heard the false the fake memo thing and i feel like it just washes over people like they don't register how [ __ ] up it is because it's so [ __ ] up you know it's so [ __ ] up it's hard to register yeah it's like no he he he he it it a business elite who is used to suing harassing and breaking the law with no consequences he wields the legal system like a malignant tyrant uses it to silence his critics and now to stifle fair use something we all on youtube should care about even also just the entire situation with ryan on twitter writing brian kevin is trying to get my channel banned from youtube a powerful media person has gone to every lane to destroy me for criticizing everyone needs to pay attention now not only is online but powerful trying to shut down channels for criticism and then going to wikipedia user who he thinks might be ryan saying that the user admitted to sending legal notices to you and twitch to get h3 all right quite a pickle it keeps coming up people shows ryan laying out some of the accusations we just mentioned and wanting even to stop so you have all of that but then there's also an aspect of the story there's a lot of activations being thrown around a lot of drama it was done really well by eric gardner well he says that uh he looks like harvey weinstein so i do think that there is some value i think most of all if you google ryan kavanagh i swear to god he really does like it's kind of a universal thing that people go to the website does ryan kevin look like harvey weinstein it is universal i mean the public is confused you know look at that [ __ ] anyway that's that i guess he didn't have that much to say about it no the important part again was just that he savages he's savage he said the thing he said the thing yeah he said the thing he's totally on your side though he talks a little bit about it afterwards too that's good i mean how could he how could you not be right he made a video recently about copyright strikes and stuff oh can you time stamp it let's watch it if he mentions the thing or does he not mention it it's about his other way around he mentions that video while talking about your lawsuit yo by the way this is something we've been sitting on for a while and i swear to god we've never shown it and we've been meaning to show this for so [ __ ] long so ryan cavanaugh tweeted out this photo smartest hollywood [ __ ] look who's at this damn table who can point out what's wrong with this picture soflo antonio curtis what's his face who basically is an r-wordist right he is straight-up not even debatable nope not to me not to me at least in the courts so well then yeah yeah so we got a r wordis we got soflow we got ray william johnson if you need more [ __ ] evidence this guy is a boomer [ __ ] weirdo piece of [ __ ] look no further anyone that confers with soulful antonio on business is a scam artist pretty much that's just use that word you know and the pro in the proverbial sense of that so flow's a scam artist and doing business with it's a joke basically scammed i don't actually think that this is evidence that ryan's doing scams because he's hitting with subfloor okay is there any other characters in here i should know about this is the seat of power this is the side of power right here what why how did ray william johnson get you're you're stuck at a table between uh a scammer and an r order what do you do jesus and why are they watching that is that because that gets me yeah dude you know it's [ __ ] funny i realized that this was i was looking at a list of ryan cavanaugh's biggest flops oh he's worked on it yeah they paid us a bunch of money to promote it yeah on our main channel that was ryan cavanaugh hey [ __ ] face you paid my ass years ago a [ __ ] load of money to promote your dumb ass movie [Laughter] god [Laughter] yeah actually i know you guys uh rebecca rebecca's zamolo she's the blonde i gotcha is there anything i mean i yeah what crime did she come in yeah what does she do she's just like a pretty vanilla youtuber tick-tocker where's that article we were reading about his biggest movie flops because it was actually super interesting uh you know where it was it was on variety yeah his good friend relativity media biggest flops from mastermind to paranoia oh yeah okay this is yeah so this is masterminds and so this is super interesting so if you guys are wondering why relativity media bankrupted look no further um well on the first slide of this actually they point out it's interesting that you know we've mentioned that he's famous in hollywood for coming up with some algorithm that can predict the success of films like that was like his claim to fame but statistically it doesn't work like they they have way more flops than they have brian kavanaugh i could tell you without even knowing him just based on what i know the dude is not a mathematician he's not a beautiful mind this guy's the only algorithm he's making is what where can he the most he can drink uh before getting pulled over like if you want to talk about numbers we're talking about blood alcohol limits you know what i mean that algorithm didn't work out well for me no and that and that algorithm also didn't work so he's no mathematician twice yeah so here this this is real good so here's his biggest flops masterminds i guess i was part of the flop because he paid my ass to promote it they spent um let's see oh not all of them say the budget but they do say that his his algorithm predicted it would uh make 125 million of what knocks up 6.5 stupid ass some of these are absolutely brutal the disappointment rooms i think that's what he calls his living room now or maybe his bedroom would be would be funnier talk about a flop say what discord real quick oh sure something good or bad potentially bad why shouldn't i do that yeah i'm getting some into live intel here bear with us the disappointments room um lived up to its title it was more than 18 months and it grossed it open it grows 2.4 million dollars in 18 months dude and it costs 15 million dollars to make that ain't nothing yo this movie he made made a hundred and fifty thousand dollars at the box office guys imagine being ryan cavanaugh making a whole damn movie and it makes it it grosses 150 000. the desert dancer i don't need an algorithm to tell you nobody watching this [ __ ] i'll be your algorithm what happened to soflo so this one made 1 million bucks this one had a 32 million budget it made 26 million some of these are i'm looking for the really good ones um the last one in the list the warriors way is uh is pretty juicy when it comes to lost this one [ __ ] romeo and julia let's see made seven million dollars on a 35 million dollar budget that is just doo doo that's a flap that's just being a shitty at your job bro um machine gun preacher this was one of the really bad ones okay y'all this one had a 30 million dollar budget it made half a million dollars i need a machine gun how's that for [ __ ] movie production oh look at the title you know it's dog [ __ ] machine gun preacher it's like that's just you read the title and you say this movie sucks okay let's read the reviews for machine gun preacher oh actually not bad i guess let's wait if somebody buys this he who i guess he brian doesn't get paid his debtors you know yeah uh relativity got bought out after their second bankruptcy yes so the warriors way was uh okay it made uh it cost six million to make or no cost 42 million dollars to make and it took in 5.7 million so shout outs to this movie producing legend all right enough with cav cav joel austin not a friend of the show we hate joel osteen here we do look at this legend i don't like it keep with joel wilson hey man you know you're a piece of [ __ ] right you know right right come on yeah you never meet you you know right yeah yeah take care folks he knows yeah he doesn't know actually i think he does now hey man you know you're a piece of [ __ ] right you know actually what's so crazy about joel austin is that have you heard the story about the plumber like no such a crook some plumber was doing work in a bathroom at his mega church and he opened a hole in the wall and there was like millions of dollars in cash hidden in the wall of joel austin's mega church six hundred thousand oh six hundred thousand dollars in cash can somebody [ __ ] explain uh why god is stashing cash well so what's interesting the walls was that they they got uh robbed for a bunch of cash and checks by the way it was checks too uh that they found in the wall and just a few years prior they had reported that a bunch of it had been stolen um and so oh that is high level crimes my friend that's straight up i'd call that uh i call that uh embezzling yeah thank you that's talk about prosperity gospel man jesus is so good to me i got money in my walls [ __ ] i'll tell you what man where's the cube can you go find the cube okay what did you realize we just played what did you say about hiding casually let's consult the cube yeah what are we going to do i tell you what you old peasants come and give me your money and i hide it in my walls [Music] that's good y'all give me your money and i [ __ ] pretended stolen hide it in my walls for a rainy day for a really rain for really rainy days i lock the church and don't let anybody come in they could perish in the flood oh [ __ ] did we give one to trisha uh that might be the one that might be the one that was uh patricia the last vestige of our friendship is a joel austin cube because she loves joel lostin yeah she's maybe she treats him all the time maybe this will change her opinion of him because i don't know how to spin hiding cash in the wall all right let's see joe austin this is joel osteen he makes a prayer cube which we bought pre-loaded with prayer joel what do we say about hiding six hundred thousand dollars in cash in the wall go ahead please go ahead joel draw you there we have to deal with things that come to an end we lost our main client a friend we could always count on is moving away or a loved one went to be with the lord we've seen god's blessing in the past we know we have his favor amen but it seems like that favor has been taken away amen but god will never remove something unless it's six hundred thousand cash if he didn't stop certain things we would never get out [Applause] we would stay with what's familiar so sometimes god shut the [ __ ] up you're so boring dude this cube sucks that's the thing it sucks it's boring should maybe crack that thing open to see if there's a thank you okay i was hoping it'd be more like those remember those sound boards you get as a kid where they may like fart and bug and booger sounds it's hoping to be more like that yeah that would be funner booger fart a yak back remember yak back maybe that's what it was a yak pack yak back why back because it would yak back at you oh yeah come back all right yak back at me joel the lord said to me the government is going to take my money [Music] and i had a vision from god himself he said joel take that money hide it in the dry walls hide it from the devil hide it from the infidels from the poor from the homeless from the addicted fill your walls with unmarked cash [Music] the lord said joel get passports and fake ids a one-way ticket to thailand where you can partake in all worldly desires that are not legal here in america amen amen and i said lord i shall obey and i've got 20 million dollars in cash stacked in these damn walls and now y'all wonder why i don't let people in here when it floods i want them fumbling to my cash speared to death this mega church ain't just a place of prayer it's my piggy bank i literally shake you all upside down and take every penny in your pockets amen amen can i get an amen amen the israelis what now come on here now come now come on everyone through my lobby now okay uh we have atms we got the chair we got the uh cube here now get out that cash and make sure to make a good offering for us here not today amen that's the lobby of our mega church look what's on the screen yeah i put it there oh yeah yeah you know and and we're adding a new feature it's a drop box that goes straight into our drywall you just put the cash right in there save me the effort there now don't tell nobody either the good thing is we don't report our income to the government because we're your church this is the blood of god i'm actually hiding it from my partner because i don't want to share it man it's crazy how many homeless people and cold people come out here asking for handouts man [ __ ] you [ __ ] get your own mega church did you hear that the um oh i right i think we were going to talk about on leftovers but we didn't get to it that the second biggest televangelist in the world one of these guys like joel osteen who was super anti-vaxx um was basically just using his his preaching to just say don't get the vaccine cope it's fake and everything he died of uh kovit the lord took me early oops i prayed for that i said lord if i'm gonna come see you i want to come see you soon [Laughter] he made good on that promise marcus lamb i am god's lamb and it was time for me to shepherd me home boy here let's watch this how is it so is joel austin going to jail like i mean what the [ __ ] is this this is developments in a store i mean tracking for years now hundreds of thousands of dollars reported missing from lakewood church may have been found in a bathroom wall of the church i believe and the claim made on a radio show is raising eyebrows all over houston we're talking about a six hundred thousand dollars did any of you watch the show the righteous gemstones i did no literally what happened in the show that somebody accident they were embezzling a bunch of the donations and like stashing it in the building and yeah they did like a big thing i think joel was watching that show i was like that's a that's a great idea that's a really good idea you should watch that show ethan it's fantastic i just found an article and like the first sentence mentions the righteous gemstones yeah it seems like awesome i haven't seen it since it came hey those righteous gemstones guys got some good ideas i wanna believe it i believe that you know what i like to do i like to hollow out my big cross with christ on it you know and i stack the hundreds in there nobody think to look at the cross you know that's just holy you can't touch it you can't knock it [ __ ] even the feds won't even touch that [ __ ] you know they are superstitious like so i stack it with the hundreds i put the i put the diamonds in it the chicks yay brother i forgot about that one the guy that just gets lazy in the middle of his uh joel osteen's basement by the way all right this is the basement of the mega church looks like yeehaw brothers this morning rochelle this is just simply wow pretty unbelievable like i'm not i'm not i have nothing wrong with faith and religion i think it's fine but organized religion they're all criminals sorry they're all criminals or worse i mean narrow edge okay organizers make an exception go ahead everybody that we talk about on this show they're organized yeah everybody that we talk about on the show at least as far as these these grifter preachers and everything they're all part of the same subset of prosperity gospel evangelicalism which is well your criticism of the catholic church is very different yeah line of attack um they also get a lot of money i won't i mean you see those gold crowns those [ __ ] i mean that's basically just that stuff and money fair enough but just saying all organized religion that's that's a pretty name a good one well i mean there's lots of them i mean name one then uh lutherans are pretty cool lutherans yeah not anything about the lutheran well then lutheran scandals and watch lutherans are going to end up being really bad too but i i don't know i was just you know i hear it's a relatively progressive um uh christianity all right we love the lutherans what about the jedis the jedis yeah dude the jedis are [ __ ] freaks bro they're like religious zealots that like killed a certain point of view [ __ ] the jedi also i heard they [ __ ] kids but i think anything is it i do think that any uh church that you know is encouraging um political takes and stuff should should obviously get slammed with uh i'm not seeing much about the lutherans here don't see much at the top lutheran scandal i mean that's good right that means there's no scandal yeah lutheran pastor accused of abuse well that i mean it's going to happen i mean lutheran church abuse victims receive 70 million settlement okay well fair enough the lutherans are bad [Laughter] not the lutherans but you know there's a spectrum for for all these things and um organized religion sets a it sets a framework okay where that basically enables any bad actor to come in and work within that framework and avoid scrutiny and accountability under the guise of religion where they can steal money commit heinous acts of of uh essay and you know it happens in any framework of organized religion because the way we treat religion in this country as uh you know the sacred institution that we can't scrutinize the federal government the police whatever um it's just it's like a framework that is just set up to do evil and you know i think the people who make them have good have good intentions and there's lots of good people within the faiths obviously as always um but you know what i'm saying the framework itself is just uh don't do good work man i mean i'm sorry i wasn't paying attention yeah so all good delete me from this conversation you know sound bite yeah i know just making sure am i getting cancelled in the comments no i don't think so not yet no it's you know you're far from alive it's interesting that i mean i don't attend church i'm not uh a member of i'm i'm an agnostic but um i'm just wary of of throwing all organized religion under the same umbrella i think some are clearly way worse than others i just think it's a problem with framework it really is like there's no accountability i mean look what the [ __ ] accountable god baby yeah well when that exactly when you're accountable to god you have [ __ ] uh psychopaths who don't believe in god and you know can run amok and do whatever the [ __ ] they want also doesn't accountability to god doesn't do much in christianity when you can pretty much get absorbed for literally any crime as long as you're like jeez we mean jesus is good like that's what cr i don't know christianity's like g uh jesus died for my sins and that includes stealing money from y'all or you know essaying your children jesus died for me you'd be like surprised to hear that i see some good takes you do see good comments in the chat yeah there's a spectrum of everything i just think the people that use it for the wrong reasons who use religion for money or whatever are the most evil vile [ __ ] in the world they don't give a [ __ ] but they're they're other people good religious organizers i mean the church that i grew up in uh is called unitarian universalist church and google them and it was a it's like a hyper progressive super hippy dippy church and i'm not a member anymore my parents were and that's that's what i went to growing up but a big part of it is they did a lot of interfaith outreach kind of stuff and so when i was a kid and in like the religious education classes or whatever we'd go visit other religions churches or temples or whatever you know we went to like hindu temples and and stuff like that as well catholic churches and you know there's a there's a whole spectrum out there and a lot of them are not as bad they're not all joel osteen that's all that's all i'm saying well i don't know much about like the corruption within eastern religions i'll be honest with that about like you know the buddhism or hinduism or whatever the [ __ ] other ones they practice but christianity and what you see here and judaism is disgustingly corrupt i mean just disgustingly corrupt and all right you know what i'm saying i i do i do whoa girl what's up okay let's listen to her what the [ __ ] is this that cam just like what drip you've been looking at oh yeah look at this drip bro i mean what the [ __ ] exactly that that yeah what level uh white mage you think he is that's level 90 that's a 90 yeah that's raid gear bro yeah these guys don't even have to hide money in the walls i mean what the [ __ ] he just wears millions on his back all right wow crazy can you believe it oh my gosh really yes that is what many people are going to be thinking once they watch this story it's funny coming in out of that without any context yeah we need a sound bit of that wow crazy crazy can you believe it who heard the claim this morning rochelle this is just simply a wow pretty unbelievable christine andy wow crazy can you believe it oh my gosh really yes that is what many people are going to be thinking once they watch this story a plumber just doing his job at lakewood church discussions it was the craziest phone call we've ever had wow crazy [ __ ] this story broke on a radio show the plumber called into the radio show like i got a story to tell you all that's funny for the morning bullpen at 100.3 the bowl it's the greatest job ever this morning a call from a plumber who recently did some work at lakewood church there was a loose toilet in the wall and we removed the tile they removed the tile i went to go remove the toilet and move some insulation away and about 500 envelopes fell out of the wall and i was like oh wow wow that means that that upstairs right above that bathroom your boy joel has a little drop box under the floorboard little slit between two tiles yeah that he's been making deposits in and he they opened the insulation a little bit and bob's your uncle oh lord i may i have made it the uh depa i've sown my seed that's what they say right so your seed after someone stole six hundred thousand dollars obviously this case remains under investigation seven years later a man fixing a toilet at the church discovered money in the wall i went ahead and contacted the maintenance supervisor that was there and i went ahead and turned it off again lakewood church recently while repair work was being done at lakewood church an undisclosed amount of cash and checks were found lakewood immediately notified the houston police department and is assisting them with their stolen investigation ago and the money found by the plumber are related but lindsay says investigators would have never known about the money if it wasn't for the plumber who discovered it there's still a lot of questions if it's that money why did they never go back and get that money it's like i said it's like a movie i really think i can make a 10 you want to know why the burglars went never went back got the money there was no burglar you know right yeah you know take care folks that last year yeah it's so good hey man you know you're a piece of [ __ ] right you know right right what's his house look like joel he probably got one of these like 60 million dollar house which one joel osteen house let's see oh my [ __ ] god i had i had no idea what to expect here's his house you see that healing holy [ __ ] literally the righteous gemstones yo look at that house dude i wonder if danny mcbride has ever specified who uh the main inspiration for that show was because i wouldn't be surprised i mean who's who's better than it was either austin or uh copeland for sure how much did that thing cost i mean it's in texas obviously that looks pricey though so expensive yeah texas is not yeah actually not much cheaper 10 million oh wow damn 10 million texas holy [ __ ] he probably bought that house a long ass time ago though and it gets muggy down there in houston oh yeah oh yeah it does until it gets hot in texas 17 000 square feet on two acres what in god's [ __ ] do you need 17 000 square feet for a lot of money to hide he owns a private jet of course he's they they estimate his net worth around 100 million and 600 000 that was in the walls um fantastic eh we love this man god pays good god pays very good and the benefits are incredible so shout outs to joel austin speaking of prosperity zack you got one of your seeds uh brought brought fruit and forth uh they did they did uh with the help of you uh kraft sent me a check for a hundred bucks can you hear that eli did you see they sent him a fake gift card no they sent him a 100 gift card that didn't work oh and so we chat we called them out so what happened with that was when you they were they message me and they're like yeah it says on our end the gift card was working i've tried it at countless different stores and the [ __ ] car didn't work all right it says on the account online that there's a hundred bucks in there but the card they sent me was defective so and then 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i'm about to interview jake paul what do you want me to ask him now when you first of all when you hear someone say i'm about to interview someone what is that what do you think that means ila [Music] what does that mean to you say i'm about to interview jake paul what would you expect to happen that it's about to happen or what a what interview yeah about to talk to the guy yeah okay so he follows up an hour later they didn't call on me in the press conference ah i never got asked anything [Laughter] he's too [ __ ] washed up for even jake paul and it was like just part of a press conference yeah and they didn't even call on him that's not interviewed jack jackpot no they didn't even [ __ ] notice his ass in there it's awesome wow it's pretty sad like like i mean that's pretty good right he's a big said big lmi the king of self-report doesn't disappear he really is the king well he [ __ ] himself by hyping this up again and then he had to do something what a dish i have several questions person running the press conference keemstar shut up anytime i feel like a painfully awkward loser i remind myself that i'll never be as bad as keem and i'm good again that should give us all hope another friend so frustrated another friend of the show garyvee we talked about v's nfts about that [ __ ] was selling like crazy his little napkin scribbles and uh well love you're a fan what do you think about this [ __ ] sorry i was doing something else watch this i've done 91 million dollars in revenue the first 51 million i kept which was in one week the [Music] the next 40 i've gotten a 10 royalty on every transaction last night while i was sleeping i made 246 000 on the royalties of people selling my nfts to each other i don't believe it i didn't know why i hate to say it but i think this might actually be true based on if you go to his website it it these people are buying you have you not seen these no okay i had i don't want to re-litigate the whole thing but you got to see what he's selling as his nft v friends what the [ __ ] is it called yeah this i [ __ ] you not he's making his own art mom mom i call her mom at all oh [ __ ] it's not loading what happened to your website garyveefriend here and this is his [ __ ] here this is a forty thousand dollar drawing of a llama that he drew either and you can and then you can see there's a video of him creating it okay so so this is all real and you can see the sales on the blockchain really yeah why dude i don't know i don't so he said he made 90 million dollars in 90 days dan what do we think about this i don't believe it are you serious he's trying to prove the point he's trying to prove that the value is in the ownership whether you agree or not but no but that's that that point doesn't make sense because nobody would if he doodled on a real piece of paper nobody would [ __ ] pay for example this one two hundred thousand dollars for well people have been doodling on papers for millions of years but and if these are new so you know new tech yeah and on a paper sorry but if if you sign your name on a paper or if i sign my name on a paper they'd be worth different and it'd be worth less i'm yeah well i'm saying with the blockchain you can't use it anymore you can't print anything on that doesn't make sense why would the physical copy be work worth less well because it's it could get damaged that's the whole thing with the nfts is that it's backed up on the block can you get damaged i mean um hello well if you're drawing pieces are but that's what he's trying to prove he's trying to prove that nfts have value in them because of ownership and that they're backed up on the blockchain do i agree with nfts and all that i'm not saying that but that's the point he's trying to but i don't think i think anyone who's actually buying this [ __ ] is people who are like embed or like doing uh financial crimes i swear to god the only people that have this much ethereum to spend are like the rubeck guy and they just collect these things to [ __ ] embezzle money to hide money launders probably to launder money to like i'm i'm just nobody nobody who isn't just getting shady ethereum is spending two hundred thousand dollars on this [ __ ] drawing and i just remember you know i'm sorry but garyvee is not a genius for this it's maybe he is i don't know i wouldn't i wouldn't i mean i mean it's it's humiliating this this is this is this is called the collapse of society just like all the other videos you see but supposedly there's a corrupt file yeah he didn't draw he didn't even prove that he drew this one maybe he's like hey guys here's my llama drawing he didn't even even draw it well when the next person flips it i mean it's links back to his wallet love has done it where he's bought nfts right love where you flipped him where he's had him for a short amount of time he's made great pogba yeah but that's that's just a that's just called like a that's just a ponzi scheme isn't it when you hope to sell to the next guy for less and that's its own and that's all the intrinsic value that it is well what's your point like i think both me and abe agrees it's kind of dumb it's totally dumb yes but we're just trying to explain why it's happening yes i understand that donation doesn't make sense but i would why are there so many people that would be willing to drop two hundred thousand dollars on something i'll tell you why does that make sense the only explanation is that there's lots of shady people that have lots of ethereum from doing shady [ __ ] yeah boom that's it you know every time there's a market that kind of blows up there's like always dumb people who's going to have a lot of money like tesla has been blowing up like there's a bunch no that's not the same tesla's a public tesla back in the days only weird and dumb people like got into cryptos right it was a weirdos so now they're doing weird [ __ ] it's rich weirdos having money i don't know yeah bro i'm telling you these crypto millionaires are all shitty as [ __ ] yeah they're all super weird but they just bought the cheap this is rhubarb this is faze blanks this is this is the [ __ ] they're buying i'm just saying they're a weirdo just saying back here matt who the [ __ ] is this colin burrs who the [ __ ] is colin burrs how do we look up his wallet because apparently this guy's buying a shitload of tokens who the [ __ ] is calling burns he's on twitter i gotta sell an nft was nine months ago i'm sorry but gary's just getting a nice slice of rhubarb money is what i the way i see this but what i did when i understood something was brewing is in the height of my business when i have a trillion things going on while i'm trying to navigate nine billion other businesses i'm meditating on i just spent 50 hours learning what nfts were i had to take a break i was so busy i couldn't even imagine killing my whole family that night really upset it really threw my whole day off well the top comment is people realizing gary's just another snake oil salesman so that's interesting i would like someone to do a deep dive on this v friends thing and examine the wallets who are buying this [ __ ] i wonder who these [ __ ] people are i want to know how many people are buying this [ __ ] you know what i mean it's all anonymous no but you can you can look at the crypto wall and see is this crypto wallet buying and selling how many do they own what else are they involved in you know what i mean like you won't have a name on it but most nft wallets are kind of public now because they connected so much stuff like openc and they connect their social media so it's super easy to check out like most nft world well there you go yeah i would love love love to know who the [ __ ] are these dumb [ __ ] bro look at this goo it says goo on it why does it say goo on it last sale was 48 ethereum that'd be 220 000 yeah i don't buy that i don't either i'm sorry i don't i just don't but something is weird here and gary i believe gary's making the money but something's [ __ ] weird with this i'm sorry it just doesn't make sense i don't care who's sipping for gary who thinks he's like a genius who's just like bro i doubt that you don't make 90 million dollars you reach people in his audience no impossible can drop that money people watch garyvee because they're broke exactly people watch garyvee because they want to be rich rich people don't watch garyvee i guarantee you that a lot of successful people go into his office for uh consulting and social media and stuff yeah guess what they're not doing buying his nfts [ __ ] guarantee it you find me proof that one wealthy friend of his bought one of these stupid [ __ ] things and i'll eat my hat unless they're in on it together and they're buying it to inflate it that's what i'm saying we need to examine the wallets who's buying this [ __ ] because that happens that happens a lot yeah exactly people buy like there was this huge headline like an nft sold for or ape sold for a quarter billion dollars and then when you and it was this huge headline and then when you actually look at the blockchain it was like a flash loan where they bought it and then returned the money and like no so no it didn't really sell for that you know i'm sorry guys but this is not [ __ ] normal reselling stuff that you were talking about was crypto punks if you go to this website you can see the crazy prices they they go for where'd you send it on discord yeah on discord yeah yeah i mean i know crypto punks like this this one is well established and i understand the collectibility of it the garyvee one uh the v friends is super [ __ ] stupid and weird though right there you got the sets i mean this one current lowest price wow 270. number of sales in the past 12 months 12 000. total value of all sales 1.7 billion total creators of the punks made five percent of that mama maybe yeah what is that like uh what's that end up being five percent difference is astronomical damn what's five percent of a billion i mean five mil i mean five million five percent or no 50 million so they made almost 100 million yep but how much did they originally sell them for like for the first sale were they cheap um i don't know actually early early on they probably were but um yeah that one's has a lot of attention so that guy on this is one of the ones which it's dumb i think it's dumb as hell but like i understand the collectibility and i see everyone talking about so this one's super hyped up but v friends is not that kavish i mean i mean this [ __ ] is dumb too though i'm sorry just it's so dumb once a day genuinely sit there for five minutes and make pretend one of them got shot in the face no i'm not doing that garyvee you try to find me an example of one of his rich friends binding one of his dumb [ __ ] napkin doodles they don't do it you know here's something garyvee does do on his free time i can guarantee you that makes out with his dad yeah i'm at the nfts natural [Applause] have you did you see the zealot forget yeah i lose track of what shows we did without you yeah well some of it i listened to so we're definitely playing with fire with the garyvee goofs though because i know a lot of people love his ass some of them in this office [Music] rich people do not go to garyvee for advice they're all they're rich people that go to self-help are people that want to be rich and successful i don't know him well enough i'm just trying to say his point but what i do know of him i mean i do have some respect from i don't know much but i seen him on joe rogan like four years ago and everything he said joe rogan's like you're wrong you're stupid you sound ridiculous right now there's no way and almost everything he predicted on that show came true within four years time huh yeah like what i have to go watch the show you don't remember a single one it was that impressive i am going to scam 90 million away from my fans in the next four years by selling them no way doodles on napkins that would be amazing if he actually pretty much nobody believed him yet he did it here we are can you cut to my screen ian yeah yeah i'm into nfd so what yeah so what i'm into nfts you remember him talking about tick tock long before his massive i mean that's not that revolutionary [ __ ] vine was huge before tick tock and musically it's not like it was nothing damn the guy's right about one thing you gotta suck his dick forever [ __ ] i've been right about [ __ ] i'm always right i'm right what's something i've been right about kovitz yeah you were right about cover i bet garyvee was saying it's just a cold he's the type of dude to be like it's just a cold let me google that i bet you his ass said that yeah look you fact check that all those guys are like it's just a cold this is gonna be the ultimate test because if you're wrong about this he's wrong about everything go ahead i'm looking i'm looking fine garyvee let's see this is huge we're getting to the bottom of this this might take a minute i don't know if you wanna i'm way insiders i don't wait for this chat might have something good too here let me go to chat the ultimate test let's see the gazebo zone gary be the type to catch cover and sell it he sort of did he has a bunch of videos about how to hustle your way through the pandemic for real yeah love that for him love that for him which one is your favorite drawing ela if you had to pick buy one [Music] the friends teddy fresh collab coming soon the thing is like you can buy from a famous artist a beautiful piece this is what guys really think about this okay i mean genuinely think about this you could buy like an original art piece from uh we went to that show in l.a it was like virgil and takashi and takashi collab yeah you could buy an original art piece from takashi and virgil for less than these nfts do you understand what the [ __ ] i'm saying it was probably like a hundred thousand for the original yeah okay so you could have an original takashi or you could have this [ __ ] worm that's not even physical it doesn't seem like garyvee was very uh anti uh covet or anything oh this is a really interesting uh insight from headset ablaze garyvee is a televangelist for capitalism that's kind of an interesting analogy isn't it i mean don't we love that televangelist for crypto bros it's kind of [ __ ] interesting you know yeah i'm sorry i'm not finding any uh garyvee anti-vaxx or anything like that sorry it's out there someone will find it sorry what is this dan you want to give a shout out to this tick tock account huh to the madashi boys oh my dashie boy my dashie boy is my boy have you seen these i love [ __ ] there's an airplane coming he's so [ __ ] badass dude watch this whoa no way watch out i love that guy just casually no wings from his head wait i don't think wings sprout from your head did you i mean you just saw the video no i saw the video so what are you talking about you're right it happened so why question it wow that was cool i love madishi boy he is that was awesome i'd buy that as an st for sure that to me is more interesting that's more valuable yeah okay so same location [Music] oh [ __ ] excuse me oh so that time he put the wings on his back so that was that was a interesting wait so he's on a he is a helicopter he's not on a helicopter yeah yeah and he's ascending to heaven so yeah because here's the propellers he is a helicopter love that madeshi boy here comes another one this one looks real spooky crazy intense we got the helicopter we got it there's so many stages now wait now you think he's going to take out the helicopter but hold on bring it back bring it back yeah oh and then split it the guy i mean he's got a plan it's kind of interesting you know he he he scripts this stuff yeah pretty high level he's going to turn into a turn into a tiger whoa dude split it and crush it look at that it's interesting that he chooses of all weapons the most deadly comes to mind the tire yeah it's like it's a running theme in a lot of his tick tocks actually of him taking out evil doers with tires he's like magneto but he controls rubber right which actually would be pretty cool um and finally from the modashi boys modeshi 6'9 [Laughter] my attitude you love me or hate me i don't care don't play with me don't play with me wait what happened here something real interesting happened like really fast what was that he turns into like a like a gorilla or something for a second or oh what does he what the [ __ ] some sort of saber-tooth uh is that purple spider-man no it is some kind of gorilla-esque purple hybrid saber-toothed tiger gorilla what the hell yeah pretty badass you're right yep you're definitely right i'm trying to share that with you boy but nestor boy 2. i haven't figured out what happened to the original hostile takeover oh this was a everyone was begging me to react to this apparently there's like a pic there's a strong pickup community on tick tock the pickup artist so this one's pretty badass apparently oh wait for it oh he cut it she was definitely gonna fall off his shoulder shaking and struggling wait dude he was definitely gonna drop watch his knees the girl on the left is about to straight up just fall off yeah i mean cool like they i guess i don't know what to tell you so badass yeah it looks [Laughter] so hot so hot look how he drops her ass so freaking hot let's watch more of his [Music] wow what do you mean ew he's [ __ ] hot kind of an interesting effect actually though what is it it's like x-ray glasses or something oh yeah let's go a little lower daddy a little lower women argument part one [Music] okay a little straight to the neck a little quickly there huh no foreplay or anything oh my god yeah this is pretty trashy eh a little bit big food okay one less vulgar please dude i'm doing a family show here yeah i don't know how much success you'll have with les walker on on this channel i'm afraid is he dating like nine different girls i think they're all models and none of them would actually touch him it's like the dan blizzarian thing you know does he have a lot of followers uh some have a lot of views like this one only has 1200 likes and 30 comments so like it seems hit and miss for about 1.5 million followers though you think it's you think it's girls or boys following the [ __ ] i get this good question i guess a little of both eh i mean some some probably follow for the cringe no this is all earnest this is all thirst that there you go that's that's the true test right it's probably just all little boys that's not big though got him it's probably a worrying amount of kids following him yeah i would say it's definitely all kids have um it's bad i have bad news my back is hurting oh no is there a way for you not to be on your elbow is that why or do you think it's just it's hard to get to the mic if i'm not you want to hold the mic would that help but it's like i don't know maybe i should go back to a chair you want to oh let's go back to the chair yeah yeah all right we can do some uh some surgery some office surgery yeah so i think this is kind of a prank invasion type of situation going on on tick tock you know a little too graphic though for youtube maybe bro they should just ban all that kind of content from tick tock it's hard though because like what's the policy because their policy is currently like you know well you've got to recognize there's like i guess they're they probably already have a policy against sexual content and that definitely is right yeah and you only have to be like 13 to use tick tock i mean it's not that young that's i don't know maybe it's not that bad it's just a little vulgar i don't know i mean you shouldn't just go up and choke women that's probably bad messaging oh man we've got the ace family tour and we've got nicocado to talk about still that's exciting which one should we do first maybe nicocado here [Music] you cue this up this is from uh 7 000 calorie joel b feast what is joel b jollibee where do you get jollibee it's a filipino fast food restaurant really where can i get that in the video he asks if you have ever had it i haven't we'll have so much to talk about exactly sam's big jollibee yo can we order jolly bee right now when else ask lena if it's okay i don't know it's friday friday gonna get down on friday well if i've never had joel b then i deserve then i [ __ ] deserve it baby [ __ ] ella you want to try jolly it's a what where's it from jolly bee oh jelly um filipino food filipino food in america and they have spaghetti even better than taco bell don't they have like spaghetti with hot dogs in it or something spaghetti oh that's pretty dirty that's like my lazy mom yeah people say it's so good show it off no you're ready to go i mean that baby could live outside you you know what i mean it's ready check check so let's get some some uh you jolly bee going and as a as a gesture of goodwill to nick here so that when he comes on i can say yes i have had jolly bee exactly what do you think about jollibee hello do we love that based on this photo yes no oh either saying no based on this photo ela can you move the mic just well let's watch him eating it yes and talking about thank you okay jollibee i need a jolly bee it feels so weird to sit here again is it how's your back does it feel better like that um yeah i think so okay good you like that we're like a nascar team is that we're like a nascar team like actually what i think the bed was better yeah yeah move it back all right here let's see what the nick says so yeah you guys should be happy to know we've had some um internal negotiating going on we've been haggling a little bit on the conditions i'll be honest i say this with peace and love he's a little bit of a diva [Laughter] i've interviewed a-list celebrities on this show yeah [Music] i've never had some of the requests on me that he's made but he is superstar yeah i mean he is a superstar that and we love him we're interested in him we want him here so we have reached terms we have reached an agreement for him to come in january i genuinely am excited to interview nick i find him fascinating i find him funny actually um i don't i just i want to talk to him i i feel like i have so much to learn from him right and his story and uh i'm super excited so we're we're taking a break when we come back from january we have um we're going to have him back we're going to have him on so super excited we just got to nail down the date so yeah it's going to be awesome it's going to be fun i think we'll get on well i think we'll get along [Applause] that's not for now this is for you ethan thank you bro i want it lately is there anything on my face he keeps talking about how hungry he is i don't know if hildy's letting him eat but it'll be this is for you oh yeah that looks good dude that crunch is loud all right we're getting jill we're getting jolly we're getting we're getting it you know i actually on his instagram he put up a poll of if we wanted him to eat krispy kreme or jollibee i clicked jollibee how close was the vote i'm pretty sure jolly be like one by a little it eased out a little bit huh he did yeah he did krispy kreme can we get a menu for ella to see if there's something that she i don't want anything from there oh [ __ ] let's eat us out we gotta get something else you can get something else for me eela's out sorry guys sorry uh yeah i think uh i mean then i don't see anything here you're right yeah i don't think i let's get together and have some jollibee yeah have it for the first time you know what i'll go toe to toe with you bro you wanna mukbang me oh we'll listen you don't have anything you have a kid on the way to that yeah toe to toe baby no i wanna get him out here wait i need to negotiate the terms too the terms of my eating limits you're gonna have to talk me down a little bit all right my my attorney's gonna have to go over the the terms of this uh nick sorry hildy has a say in this this is for you you ethan thank you bro look at that that was all skin dude ethan what are we gonna eat he said he'd do a mukbang with me yeah well okay i need to give him something really really i was asking olivia because she's an avid fan or follower okay hold on he said sorry zach he said i'm gonna do a mukbang with him but i'm paying him so he better pay my ass if he wants me to do a mukbang with him no it's for for the point i assumed that it would oh i was like i'll do one on his channel that's what i mean we can mukbang together though yeah on the show for sure i think when you interview him you guys should be eating but you're saying if he wants a video on his channel he needs to pay you definitely and my rate's double whatever i pay him yeah we should do a mukbang at some point point in the show yes yeah yeah great i'll let him decide what this chicken okay so i'm just like i have reasons which i don't want to go into on camera and then i have other reasons which i also don't want but then there's also things too um i just i'm getting too fat to like transport that's amazing i'm not i'm not even trolling i'm not being funny i don't think you real well no one realizes except the people who watch my first video here get in here wrecked my body for three days now obviously there's a major time zone difference i think going to is it yeah la's the same time zone as me so it won't be time zone difference it's just i physically can't do anything anymore i'm literally gonna be on my 600 pound life this is what i'm saying yes i will literally push him through the airport if he wants he just has to exist i'll do all the pushing i won't look at him he doesn't want me to look at him no eye contact no eye contact i won't say a word i was asking olivia if he eats all the food that's on the table in his videos and she said no he eats a lot of it he eats what he can and then and then he's done i don't think it's humanly possible to eat all the food he lays out he does his darndest yeah but he does a pretty good job he seems like he's happy with the the gaining weight right yes so interesting i yes it's super interesting and it has no problem with the fact that like even transporting himself is an issue no i don't think so that's what i'm so it's so interesting to me what like i don't know i'm just captivated by this guy he's he's just he's [ __ ] fascinating bring the gatsby to the airport people are saying that is what i said i will give him the gatsby bro we should mobility scooter your ass around there's a hunger for this character to come back i saw him dancing around he looked pretty pretty nimble to me he was dancing on the beach you guys say i'm fat i can still travel i can still [ __ ] no you take a trip fair point you're not fat you always saying i'm just as fat as dick like we were wrong but it's not what we thought yes there was one particular video when he like stood up and stood sideways and his belly didn't seem that big yeah then in the other videos we saw i was like he weighed in at 360 bro yeah that's that's pretty big yeah come on now dream come true i'll go toe-to-toe though oh my goodness dude the hardest part about coming here was walking through the airport i was so sore so my legs have blown up holy [ __ ] my eyes felt like uh so that's what i'm interested it's like well do you want to lose weight or you want to keep gaining weight and are you worried about like the consequences is it like a self-harm thing like i i don't know i mean i i i don't know i'm so [ __ ] interested and not in a judgmental way like you know and just from a human standpoint he's a fascinating whatever's going on here is fascinating i find that really fascinating um yeah real quick should sam order a shitload of that fried chicken no no they we need something else because there's too many people not interested okay ela's out zack's out if zack is out i mean i'm interested in i'm just being a good boy right now and av is training you can't eat that i'm not yeah i mean if i'm off diet i'm all in but right now no i can't do it by the way that treadmill i set up at my desk is awesome so i deserve uh fried chicken fried chicken chicken fries what do you want to eat because you're you're the preggy i don't like deciding on the show there's a i don't care deciding on the show there's a combo in the whatsapp if you want to look up a pretty good place okay that hurt my knees and then i sit down first class i'm like trying to put the seat belt on i love how hilly was like hildy you're not far off husband [Laughter] that's how we do it that's how we do it buddy we're all honest this is real [ __ ] this can be a good interview and i'm not here to like do anything other than just learn about you heidi's hard to read like i don't know if she's like she's always smiling and she's always smiling so how do you read people like oh my god wait this is a revolution like usually when we have men talking about you she's boring she's a [ __ ] she's sour he looks at you and says she's always smiling this is a this is a wonderful comment i think this is like so different than what we usually get it's actually nice to see him being nice to you for once monotone monica over here yeah yeah so i like that about him he's being nice to my to hilo for once people always go immediately for you [Applause] um does she i don't think i'm gonna be in this interview probably right because it's like right before the delivery sounds like i don't want you to witness what i'm going to have to do are you sure [Laughter] i don't want you to please no if you can it'd be i think it's always nice to have you on the interviews but don't stop me don't hold me back cutting it really close to our due date so i don't know well the end of j we were thinking end of january is to do this i think for the most part it's pretty safe like i think the due date is the beginning of february right they moved it up a little bit well i got from two different doctors like once said it's february 2nd one said it's january 31st so yeah so i think it's like a week before that i think it's it's pretty unusual to have it be like a weaker yeah yeah i think i think it'll be fine i think it'll be fine i'm gonna pay this guy a bunch of money to fly out here and not be able to do the show but the thing is we're gonna i think it'll be it should be fine it really should all right well hold on maybe we can do them right because we have i'll uh we have to make it work well we'll figure it out we have to make it goes into labor we'll just make it a vlog or oh my god yeah that didn't feel right hildy gang rise up like the fact that he's my size does she not like the fact that he's my size he would never know with her but not far off you know her it was so just like she's like a neutral smile smiley woman that's the difference yeah a neutral smiley woman i mean i guess it's a good thing yeah thank you thank you i gotta say i like it this man does not hate women well except olivia for no reason no no he says that he was joking i think he was doing stick i thought so too i assumed so i wasn't really offended this is the first man we've ever beefed with on youtube who didn't come out with straight misogyny immediately love that he's enlightened i'm becoming a fan i'm telling you i think i'm all in on this guy i find him very interesting i do go through life smiling i go through life [Laughter] all over the floor i'm not coming to your stinky stupid little podcast and who's that girl too oh what was that girl's name who got so upset i was joking lady olivia olivia she took offense oh please ashley ashley you're actually now right at the beginning of this video he promotes his merch and there's one shirt that says um don't look at me lady and he said i need to wear this one for olivia and guess what i bought it right there maybe he'll sign it for you i would love [ __ ] on it he could shart on it whatever whatever nick wants to do to that shirt whatever great now that there's chicken and french fries okay well anyway i can't wait to get him out here i really can so it's exciting we're making it work all right you know did we figure out something to eat or you don't want to deal with it right now i think i already ordered surprise lena what did you get me she said a salad hey ethan do you want to be able to go on flights and airplanes i won't talk about it right now do you want to travel the world what kind of salad did you get me [Music] garden salad oh you got rice ranch is there meat on it edit your name okay [Music] yeah making them cry seeing this long list of burgers i'm like i don't know do you see the bread for the burgers it looks so crazy i was so stressed out this morning i just hid in the closet for a minute you little stalking me and i just went in the closet and closed the door that's how i feel right now vegan ranch like a vegan ranch pretty good well you know what this means it means we can [ __ ] around tonight exactly yeah that's okay thank you lina thank you for being my strength you do impossible things lena's doing a possible thing she's ordering fat guys salads from vegan restaurants it's not even real chicken what am i gonna do told men what are we gonna do without men [Music] men who call ela who make fun of ela for being not fun ela is a bad [ __ ] when will the men understand that eel is a bad [ __ ] she's a ceo and self-made millionaire she's hot as [ __ ] where the [ __ ] would we do without elo you no wonder you're all insults you look at a girl like woman and you criticize her you would [ __ ] be lucky to even even sniff her fart buddy you [ __ ] virgin [ __ ] you rice gum the only reason women touch you is because you're [ __ ] apparently you're rich but i don't have any evidence of that well that's the only reason buddy you're built like gumby you want to talk about personalities you got the personality of a inmate damn toxic masculinity [Music] [ __ ] you i heard steve will do it's having a kid [ __ ] that where would we be without men to pay for women's abortions where would we be i heard they want to outlaw abortions what the [ __ ] [Music] these conservatives they want to outlaw abortions i know you [ __ ] all gotta buy i know you [ __ ] are the one getting them what the [ __ ] you sounding like shaggy it wasn't me no no no scooby-doo that's swaggy [Music] where would we be without men making women sign ndas and getting abortions because it would hurt their public record wasn't there an actor or something who did that he made her sign like a nda and offered a 75 000 bucks to get an abortion oh my god that happened recently buddy [Music] but the someone offered their partner money to get an abortion or girl i don't know some girl he hooked up got pregnant and she said no he said she would take the 75 000 sign this nda where would we be without being like that they're doing impossible things they made abortion illegal in texas but i'll tell you what ted cruz has had 20. ted cruz has abortions like it's damn buffet menu they work themselves to death [Music] plan b ain't just uh playing like skittles tristan thompson who the [ __ ] tristan cruz khloe kardashians or possibly they're back together i don't let me look huh yeah he's like he's cheated on her like three times where would we be without men three times they're doing impossible things tristan cruz carries a [ __ ] tic tac uh package with plan b the first time he says here take a plan b you can hear it jiggling in his pocket the first time he cheated on her was when chloe was in labor where would we be without men they're doing impossible things family family family family family family family having a family the ace family they gave a house tour that you teased uh about 20 minutes you trying to get me to move on i'm just reminding you because we still haven't watched that let's see we have the fouseytube got in a fight which is awesome you know i don't think we can actually show that it's pretty really deep island oh i mean you want to watch it so bad he knocks them out so actually yeah yeah just one clean punch he cold blocks him he's done he's just out collapses to the ground he's doing impossible impossible things right now what is going on with him how did foosie react to getting knocked out he got it [Music] he was a little bit confused i think half because he was just knocked out in half because he was super drunk oh my god bryce finally got that knockout so true still hasn't been paid for it though in fact apparently the ace family owes bryce hall five million dollars for the fight oh my god oh yeah that's well known they never paid him they didn't pay any of the fighters but what i was to say we'll never see that money oh no but what i was going to say is um we know where that five million dollars went ace family's new house that looks like a nice [ __ ] house what what how did they scam their way into a new house dude what scammed dude i'm sorry what is happening number five on trending you gotta love youtube yeah you got really they trended this it's number five trending right now yeah and it was posted yesterday content is okay jeffrey epstein be like yo take a tour of my island number one trending exactly you got to be [ __ ] kidding me what an incredible home you guys definitely deserve a beautiful home oh who wrote that ryan cavanaugh's bots best of the best this home is what the [ __ ] bro i can't okay let's watch this is there any intel on how much they spent on this house [Music] yeah so basically they owing these fighters millions of dollars and they took that money and bought themselves a house [Music] i look like they just can't help but flex immediately let's film the house tour at night because the house looks sexier at night and i said no and then where are we going right now and now we're here you guys should be homeless i'm sorry not it's not they should maybe not homeless nobody should be homeless but they definitely shouldn't live in a [ __ ] mansion i mean not they shouldn't be owning a house maybe they should be renting you know like a little duplex on a busy street you know what i'm saying it's called townhouse you shouldn't be owning property how long before they get uh evicted from this one [Music] so as you read by today's title we are giving you guys exclusives in the shower so before we get into our new house tour i do want to say that we are going to try our best to show as much as we can as we told you guys in our previous videos that we're trying to do about it we can't be but obviously you know our house is our office filming is our lives dude they're going to find out where you live bro what are you wearing i don't even know what i'm wearing just really get ready for me [Music] cam just sent me some wild [ __ ] dude what is this bro that's ela in the delivery room [Laughter] [Applause] thank god sanitary i think that wouldn't be a problem spicy sauce jalapeno spicy placenta did were you able to find how much they they bought this house no i'm only seeing a few articles on it it's just mentioning the old house i'm looking to it says ace family's new 10 million dollar house that's an old article november 25th 2021 oh is that about their old i'm telling you it's it's referencing the old house yeah there was probably just an update to the article or something listen okay you gotta skip some crazy i actually was and that's why i'm wearing this guy there's some stuff usually in the shirt can you guys go out there get out of the bathroom [Music] what is going on with these people what is happening with these people i genuinely typical tour because we're trying to yeah give me a [ __ ] try to do things strategically so how can they not read the room and post this when um when they owe people money like right i mean yeah this is where brexital's money went 5 million bucks bizarre well like i said they're more concerned with not appearing like they're rich than anything yeah that was their main driving force behind their last video so before we got this house i literally saved a picture of a door just like this really wow that's so interesting for the kids by our room upstairs in our old house but they never she wanted to come out because they were too far away from us and like where are we usually like well this is still interesting you guys don't judge us too hard and there's the play room got the barbies got the toys to my favorite things then all the annoyance you guys i mean like yeah capitalism is failed experiments and we are living in a failed state i mean i just i don't know that there's much hope between this and v friends i really think like there's just no hope i mean it's disgusting our our world is is cursed it is cursed it's cursed my wife everyone okay hello come on in the ace family movement well they've got a popcorn machine in the movie room you guys i wonder if they make real popcorn in the movie room any popcorn that's so interesting that's so quirky and cool that you could eat popcorn this is an airbnb no i think so uh they this is no no no no you think so or rental i'm starting to suspect yeah because they said they did say they buy bought it but here's the thing if in the next week or two there isn't like a article about exactly all the details they're housed and they definitely are renting it because every time anyone buys a house there's these psychos in city hall that leak the info to variety and dirt or whatever the [ __ ] so popcorn machine was the tell to me like yep yep me too i don't know that's such an airbnb thing no i've seen this in a lot of uh [Music] movie theater rooms when we were shopping for houses this is like the [ __ ] stupidest dumb [ __ ] like the thing right now is the movie theater room with the popcorn machine yeah fair enough i mean i i don't know that but that's just that's my bet well if it was a long-term rental there wouldn't be furniture in it i mean how could unless they had cash on hand how could they get credit to i have a giant foreclosure i'm assuming they had to buy it with cash it could be a long-term rental furniture yeah furnished rental they would have to buy this cash nobody's loaning the money period right so yeah they used bryce's money they used bryce's money to buy a new house straight up dude [Music] what are you guys watching huh but now we are blessed and fortunate enough to have one in our new house and we love it it's amazing whenever the vibe it could be i mean they furnish that whole house like pretty fast right how you can't furnish your house that fast especially with all the port closures like it takes dude we're shopping for a new couch we heard it takes like six months to get a new couch now because it gets stuck at port for so long so this thing i don't know man yeah interesting theories interesting they're being like so i mean i guess to be fair that it makes sense that they don't want to reveal where it is but like you said i mean you know from personal experience when big houses like this get sold it gets reported in the media and i've been googling since we started this video and there's no intel at all on where this house is yeah you can't hide it it'll come out yeah from these dirt.com exactly would have this [ __ ] well it it yeah this is austin by the way someone took this photo i don't know what it means it's because he's wearing a mcdonald's set was that mcdonald's like high luxury brand i'm pretty sure they'd say that mcdonald's sent that to him in this video dude can okay all right [Music] it looks like it's staged this is a staged house this is a staged house it does look like it's staged this is not this is staged there's something fishy here i agree you're right and that popcorn machine never been used i think it's an air [ __ ] for sure it seems like it's airbnb wait what are they doing we're going to be staged i don't know it just does something to me to my body to my life to my mind to my soul i just love the vibes it makes me so happy you got the mirror i don't have people with that look at the idiot in this [ __ ] because their image is everything i mean they went for a year being like everybody who's saying our house is going for sale is a [ __ ] liar hater [ __ ] right and then all of a sudden they're lot they lying bro they lying what a weasley little liar dude what a freaking liar literally lying these are this is the most staged room i've ever seen yeah these are like the most staged mirrors two huge mirrors right next to each other is that stage dead stage you guys are right you guys are all right can they hear the water that outside looks like every influencers house like the one that they all ran when they first got to l.a ricegum phase they all had that waterfall and here's silly boy stop showing your kids i don't even like to see their kids [Music] ever since we watched that last video and some commenter was like this dude has two hairlines i'm sitting here with no hairline this guy's got two you gotta [ __ ] share the wealth dude by the way we looked into one of these self-playing pianos because i thought it was pretty cool and i bailed when i found out how much it was what was it like 100 000 bucks yeah so that piano i think they had that in the old house yeah mistaken yeah they had it's their friend that's all they can they they do they did have it because we were making jokes about buying it whenever they're selling all their okay so i think um i think that i saw posts about them trying to sell their old furniture online so i think he kept the piano but the rest of the [ __ ] is definitely staged unless you can find some crossover to prove like this room if you can't prove to me this room is not 100 staged dude like but maybe i mean this is so staged look at this furniture and the table and everything totally no it's like every that's what every house looks like that's the same couch that they had it is yeah are you serious how do you know that i'm looking at the picture right now oh [ __ ] me in the ass it has to be the same right maybe they rearranged it that a little bit it's not like maybe they just took their furniture with them um i don't that's no that's a different couch bruh is it yeah different it's different look at the pillow sure it's not rearranged no this one has oh you're right a cushion that's a different color that one doesn't have cushions it's kind of close though yeah it's similar but it's a different couch yeah i feel like they would have kept the one on the right is nicer this one is straight up stage stage furniture is dog [ __ ] it's just fake furniture like you ever been to a house not always fake furniture but it's like fake beds the beds are like air mattresses yeah it's just to make the house look okay yeah you know yes oh why did that happen happened looks so cozy comfortable look at this staged room yeah dude now to our amazing kitchen to me this is way better than an old kitchen this is triple the size where you have gas we don't have to watch our babies in ice water chef will made us some what you call that pasta and chicken what would you call that are you [ __ ] dumb she's like pasta and chicken what do you mean maybe he's asking the type fusilli what would you call that way hold on i gotta see if you're correct made this for us and he was hoping there's a name to the dish let's see what she's let's see if he's content with her saying pasta and chicken what would you call that pasta and chicken delicioso he accepted boston chicken he didn't push back on that this [ __ ] guy it shows on the uh fridge oh yeah i love the fridge nice and show us the fridge everything just like blends in and it's like smooth how did they if they bought this house how the unless they move to buffalo real quick stan push and it opens i mean this looks like a very exciting this is the freezer you know don't got [ __ ] as far as i'm concerned everything in this house yeah this is brilliant that's all bryce halls yo bryce hall you need to roll up and collect your deck [Music] i don't know why but i can watch this this [ __ ] idiot walk through his house for hours i literally just can't get enough for breaks at all here all right here we go in the big reveal a b all you do is the fridge stage to heart extend push dude i know how it works you push it and it opens what the hell dude so this is the freezer okay what do we got there what do we got there ice cream um tortilla it's pizza roll it's a [ __ ] pizza roll i think it's just not show you guys if you did fine like put that up does this look like the same place no his house is way more epic than that show me the kitchen and i'll tell you yeah we were just looking at the kitchen no no that's not the way no that's probably not the main nah his house is way more epic bro than this i think cam might have found it send it but don't put it on screen for crazy well i just want you guys to see it okay yeah yeah yeah dude he's got pizza rolls yeah those are totini i mean for the kids obviously but you know we stan pizza rolls don't we i got pizza rolls in my [ __ ] freezer for theater who am i why are you eating this you know who eats on i don't me why it's taking so long to load but why is this the biggest [ __ ] oh crazy their new studio looks crazy it's like a huge set like yeah right i might be on to something that's a good point i needed that i needed a short one okay so all we got for you guys you never made that food for them chef boyardee [Applause] they always gotta act like they're so [ __ ] rich and so important chefo chef made it for us yeah chef b over here exactly those are bryce yeah i know chef boy or d those pizza rolls belong to bryce oh god oh yeah everything in that house is bryce's man ice cream pops and some tostinos i called it that's all we got i know toasted when i see them that's the biggest box of tostitos i ever seen in my life now the fridge oh [ __ ] okay i'm sorry so now the fridge just don't mind we just didn't come to prepare for this house tour we usually have everything you know all decorated what are you saying what are you what is he saying that the fridge is too messy to show that's him uh about to take a bite of chef's food there yeah that's their beautiful kitchen um but it's dirty might as well we're showing everything out here okay so these two should not be prospering i mean really this is just a spit in the face of every working american sorry shuffle hey come on it looks like smells like my [ __ ] candle isn't it the house looks super nice though i'm not gonna hate it like it's beautiful i mean super polished super high end looking [Music] right yeah yeah the chat is saying you missed a self report i did i'll go back and something came with the house i'd like to talk with joey guys does he have his jet ski in the pool i just can't keep eating you know home-cooked meals i like to also enjoy junk food sorry shuffle sorry chef boyardee did i miss it or i don't know this seems i'm not sure i'll let you know whatever yeah or if you find it just time stamp it for me i get it bro yo this looks like a very expensive house okay this looks like as expensive as their one they got in woodland hills depending on where it is in l.a it really depends where it is i guess if you're in like the valley maybe it's a five million dollar house but if it's in the valley i think it's like seven you think so if you got that in hollywood it'd be like 16 million yeah he said the pizza rolls came with the house he did say that yeah he said the tortinos he messed up the pronunciation okay that is a weird self report how is it possible that pizza rolls and what situation leftover from the last uh tenant or the last that's it no your the agent doesn't leave tortillo tortinos in the house hold on hold on now i gotta go back and find that sorry okay so all we got for you guys family is some damn ice cream pops and some toastinos that's all we got who got those i think they came with the house no that was a joke that's a joke you guys are we sure i think i think the it's a joke i mean it came with that if we wanted to do a real deep dive the kids didn't know how to work the tv they said the volume's not working theater that stuff is hard to get to work yeah of the home which have a functional pool it's actually is it warm right now warm right now you can really see behind the pool they're running the heat on open pool and in uh in the winter it's been like 40 [ __ ] eight degrees at night here let's go baby working pool water department hasn't shut it off we also have a little vibe here i hate this why are they do why do they have this house i'm not gonna show them up top jim this is nicer than that thumbs up right now i'll do it because the water the water isn't that cool the best thing about this pool is it's not the waterfalls or the lights it's the alarm we have an alarm inside the pool safety is number one so what is that kids or animals or something how does it know if a kid fell in versus a normal person but i imagine that's you're supposed to have a gator on your pool otherwise like you can't get insurance it just it just you'll stop when there's stop all inside we're getting alerts it's amazing safety's number one so instead of having an ugly gate around the pool yeah i'm not trusting that device to make sure my kids don't drown i'm putting the button okay he's like hold on baby let me mute this damn pool thing we're filming a video let me mute this damn pool alarm keeps going off he's got an alarm it's amazing it's the best thing ever it's bryce's pool that's bryce's water bryce owns that water he does how the [ __ ] they get this all stacked with arcades already it's pricey arcade no but for real how did they get all these arcade games in there already so either they already had it just moved it you know i don't think they had i never saw any arcade games in their old place so over here we got the arcade games this entertainment room fits two of our rooms back at the old house why did you do that mega please drink yeah that is from the old house okay i guess i'm not the expert on hbm now if you come over here we're gonna show you guys the park slash i kept my boxing ring okay katherine whisperer is [ __ ] so big i've seen it catherine hates the boxing ring there's so much room for activity dude how are people not figure out where they live like they're showing everything that backyard's super distinct to remove the box hey i got things but this is so mysterious isn't it there's no explanation for them having this house what the [ __ ] is that is also another waterfall so it matches that they have two waterfalls you guys austin got this for me last year for christmas why does she have like [ __ ] maple i mean i'm not going to i don't want to be her i don't see vulgar but another waterfall so it matches that song i think that's like a photo or or maybe it's a painting painting but why is there okay i'm not gonna be [ __ ] vulgar about it but honey i missed almost exactly a year ago [Music] why is this happening my favorite parts i mean definitely nicer than the last house i would say without a doubt a couple years i mean the only other explanation is that they've been buying this house for a while knowing they were going to leave that one i don't know i can't wait though for to get leaked to say how much they've spent on it i'm dying to know all right what do we think i think it's their house however i think that's bryce's family it's rice's house those are bryce's kids that's bryce's house he gets the kids in the settlement mm-hmm bryce would be like all right you don't owe me the 5 million but i want your kids they'd be like deal and all of their possessions ace family would sell their kids to sell that [ __ ] me dude all right i mean that's basically it you know i've been going for a while i know i don't want to go too long because he lives in pain her back hurts we'll get her home almost three hours oh my god how do we do that freaking hours what and god's green [ __ ] and damn [ __ ] planet earth [ __ ] my tits coming my ass and pissing my [ __ ] mouth holy [ __ ] wow [ __ ] balls holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wow [ __ ] fully [ __ ] okay oh my god [ __ ] wow balls [ __ ] you gotta love how we click baited pewdiepie pewdiepie slams ryan kavanagh oh well hold on hold on i just thought of a better title pewdiepie slams ryan kavanagh i mean we got to do the ace family new house tour people love that so how should we format this pewdiepie slams kavanagh love that nicocado maybe just say nicotto it's too wordy nicocado comma ace ace family new house tour do we love that do we hate it hey fred do we love it slams ryan kavanaugh nickacado maybe pewdiepie pewdiepie slams ryan cavanaugh is that good in the in the to lead with maybe not maybe the other ones ace family new house tour is pretty good yeah nicka cotto is pretty good you know me i vote nico cotto goes first yeah nico cotto's pretty good nick acado is coming on the show yeah nicotto said yes it's pretty good it's an announcement nickacado you could say nicoto announcement new new bryce family house tour bryce family bryson's house tour new ace family house store is pretty fun yeah new ace family house tour family shows bryce hall's house i think the joke is too it's too complicated to convey in the title so we so hold on we've got we've got the bryce family ace in the brace family we've got [ __ ] a [Music] ace ace family new mansion ace family's new house store we got that comma nickacado comma this comes this comes from love that's pretty good pewdiepie defends me against the villain ryan cavanaugh [ __ ] fighter pewdiepie slams harvey i mean ryan yeah because ryan cavanaugh doesn't need to be the title hold on hang on hang on hang on you want to do that again zach it's [ __ ] friday holy [ __ ] [ __ ] fall day yeah [ __ ] finally weekend baby [ __ ] it's pretty good we should just make that the title just the britney and white club game britney spears plus white cloud gabe collaboration announcement we're all to our announcement ace family new mansion tour ace family's new mansion families new mansion or do you like tour better what do you guys think i like the men dan dan in the title my dad i think he went through the floor bro you're gonna knock over too hard machine you're going too fast well if you want to wrap it up we got to get the title locked in this is important show notes pewdiepie loves me i see i'm looking at the chat huh here we go good sugar speech by loves me bryce hall graciously funds new ace family house ace family's pity mansion nicoto slams pewdiepie's cavernousy [Music] i like you guys have good ideas in the um nicotto moves in with the ace family ace family's airbnb [Music] ace family new house nicka cotto pewdiepie defends me it's pretty good or maybe we could clickbait a little bit with like nickacado new nicocado drama it's a straight up i mean it's not true but it's good you could say enough got a new house with pewdiepie i mean it's it's a little true ate pewdiepie mukbang's pewdiepie yeah nicotto did say in his video that he doesn't like the clickbait that we do oh he was like they're always these these titles it's like we're getting a divorce we're quitting youtube well he sees them right so let's do nick new nicotto drama that'll get good that'll get him nice and riled up nicotto attacks ashley and hildy hilda you guys are funny i like these suggestions we try to get pewdiepie sued it was an episode about when people go too far and in the little clip i saw it was the gay station episode they were showing a promotion what the freak ace family new house nickacado drama pewds defends me it flipped all right let's just we'll deal with that afterwards yeah i enjoy reading the comments so pretty funny any uh donations you want to read dan sure pewdiepie that's good just a lot today you did so mine was a little flicked yeah sorry let's see somebody is it cold in here or where we go oh freezing it's clean today i could turn the heat on yeah get the discord yeah i see it um beauty [ __ ] uh mad science slaying test donated 20 said screw that bathroom idea if dan and queen klein get cool chairs i declare everyone gets to design their own throne who's with me say what because she had the bed and i have the scorpion chair oh yeah everybody else is sitting in all these lame ass normal office chairs that'd be donated fifty dollars i just wanted to wish you all happy holidays and thank you for making a peek at amazon i think that must have meant that must have been autocorrect work at amazon a little more bearable for me ps really love the leftovers podcast and you all accurate criticism of bezos and the company environment thank you don't let them figure out your identity they'll incinerate you uh pseudo donated and stay don't don't get off task now focus i don't want you get fired 200 oh my god artists who made all of those h3 crew figurines oh those were really cool what's their name uh well their screen names pseudo um remember i think that's the they're talking about the ones that were they were all like in cge like they weren't actually bears yeah and everybody had like a different theme one oh yeah those are so yeah those are really cool i'd love to can you pull it up the crew checked them out together yeah we saw them all uh i guess we never did talk about on the show but yeah we were all sharing them uh amongst each other you can find that real quick yeah they were very cool money more renders i can show as well family family family family thank you thank you pseudo thank you thank you family family family family hauser donated 20 bucks i wanted to donate in honor of the behind the scenes video because i recently rejoined as a member and they are quality hey shout out to a b they're so creative and so well edited shout out to ab and the family family family family family family family family family family family family family family family family family and family from family how do we feel about this like dark evening oh me and zach worked on that oh you concocted that together zach made it but yeah it was a project yeah a bam donated 100 euros and said you should look at telltale channel he covers all the mega extremism in the church he himself was in a cult and moved to new york because of persecution he's very even ahead in the comments not hateful at all people he comments on are also absurdly funny uh telltale okay i'll check it out yo somebody suggested pewdiepie is getting sued by triller which is [ __ ] hilarious pewdiepie being pewdiepie sued by triller pewdiepie be like what what the [ __ ] yeah everyone will be watching that ace family slams ryan cavanaugh nicotine avocado house tour how about how about ryan about pewdiepie nicotto and ace family all being sued by trailer it's pretty funny uh gabriel donate 100 said uh jollibee's ads are off the rails i use them in my english and communications class because they're so funny and dramatic check them out really let me check i wish i had seen that uh when we were talking about jelly beans jolly beat let me look make a note jollibee are you gonna look it up right now yeah i don't know might as well i mean the food's not here right joel donated 50 uh pounds said i'm a fat fetishist i'm pretty sure nick's content is in part geared to fat fetishes specifically those who are into gaining slash feeding okay that's yeah that makes sense that would explain it for sure i would certainly explain some things here this is a jolly bee uh valentine's commercial you know what dude in honor of pewdiepie we're gonna put this [ __ ] thing at 1.5 it's way too slow man i never forget your smile when i first laid my eyes on you this is sick fried chicken [Music] no way oh my god this is pretty ridiculous this person was right i'm expecting like a joke or something i promise to make you laugh [Music] i love that the whole relationship is built around a fast food restaurant i'll be patient with you i'll be patient with you at all times this [ __ ] lives for this fast food restaurant get a life dude i promise i will never change i let me guess what they catered at their wedding reception by the way we're watching this on 1.5 speed yeah so slow let's go let's go warp speed yeah let's kick it up a notch it's like normal speed [Music] wait wait it wasn't wait he got cocked by her wait what the [ __ ] happened he got cucked by her i wanted you to be the happiest girl he's in love with her but she's marrying someone else even if we didn't end up together jesus [ __ ] supposed to make you wanna buy the food i'm not going there and getting cuts what the hell yo i'll tell you what man i'm gonna tell you what if i'm getting married and my [ __ ] bride is turning around and giving him one last look to her boy she met at jubilee i'm [ __ ] worried man i don't want you being to my [ __ ] that bro but those who continue to love without conditions what the guy who eats jolly be lost yeah yeah right what mark what is that marketing dude he got friend zoned into being the best man you know deep level friends yeah whoa that was good [ __ ] it's like eat our food and you'll be friend zoned oh what do you think about that ela yeah i saw these they're super funny that's oh okay angel oh wait who's the angel um who is the banjo saint okay wait i never saw this i never saw this oh these are great oh yeah so scorpion dan saint olivia oh starkiller lawyer saint olivia where'd that come from oliver twist cam because yeah i love it though thank you just love it handsome honorable judge ethan love that librarian sam [Laughter] olivia as brittany damn you got two olivia i love that there's gary the beach ball baseball killer love the don ark force love corona dan the wizard mm-hmm cam uh as his snowman from the holiday merch uh bailiff ela sick a-i-e-n nick ela with the cat paws yeah someone put in some work to it oh yeah the five percent that's the one uh white paw game game yes ethan the type of guy who float when he smells pie what the hell it reminds me of that um what's that okay i'm not gonna get vulgar on you there's that really fun famous statue that uh takashi made yeah where this anime character is doing a lasso with his own jizz yeah god reminds me of that yeah cringe hazmat uh monty foot soldiers uh zach the sound rock star mode that is like the coolest [ __ ] thing the god papa of course crippling anxiety oh man the turkish firefighter oh the shredder cake yeah who is this it's so accurate exactly so awesome oh good going dandy yeah and the curse sonic he's so fast that's it so shout out to sudos that's an insane amount of work they put in there king's dark titings thank you man what a talent and wow super talented super cool love that yeah so jubilee's out by the way he was gonna leave me for some non-fast food eating slowly saint olivia came from her helping the homeless uh oh saint olivia that makes sense sure the the needle exchange the other way yes the needle exchange stuff what a scene anything else there uh just seeing if there's any last minute little messages oh this one's for you ian somebody uh somebody wanted to know who's hyped for the uh spider-man movie coming out ian's going to the midnight showing i mean everybody's hyped i'm not i don't i'm really not that hyped i'm going to tell you but i can tell the general excitement for it is pretty high yeah yeah i feel like they come out too frequently mm-hmm yeah i'm just i'm totally that's a good point with the marvel movies so i'm thinking about how excited i'm for the new matrix and how i was excited for every matrix that came out after the first it was like three years in between you waited you forgot about it right and then you remember the second and third came out rapid fire actually but there was a big gap between the first and the two sequels i think they came out only like six months apart or something because they shot him at the same time so it was like no way six months yeah they came out whatever those movies sucked oh [ __ ] we're getting live updates from there i hope he's not mad at me for what i've interviewed celebrities on this show [Music] and we love him we're interested in him we want him here but we have reached terms [Music] [Laughter] we got a deal you better get your ass out here i don't care how fat you are and how uncomfortable it is squeeze your ass into that seat ashley will literally carry you if she has to exactly we'll have a whole army of ashley's too it's 84 yes by the way oh i love that shout out to the nicocado fans agreed who we love all righty that's it right dan we got anything else to read off uh no let's wrap it up well my friends happy birthday to hilda who is pregnant who is beautiful who is everything you are the everything i love you so much and uh i'm so excited to spend the weekend with you me too and um yeah we're gonna have a fun time it's exciting i'm really looking forward to the weekend we're really looking forward to the weekend and we're here we made it yay i'm rubbing it because he's moving right now he moves so much it's crazy you can feel like his whole foot like the other night you put your hand here you could feel a whole foot being like it's crazy he's gonna be here so soon yeah we enjoy our these last moments of newborn world free newborn world anyway we stan a queen queen hilda thank you everybody i hope you all have a great weekend new leftovers on sunday new bts right now yeah in fact i'll i'll post it right this second why not all right guys have a good weekend now you're watching h to the three three four you're waiting for is [Music] two yo what's

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 194min 11sec (11651 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 10 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/1ROYinHD1]

"Hila's mom is in town. I forget why." lmao

[u/maddiehope23]

apparently the guy who posted the tiktok with joel osteen got fired bc of it:///

also “preloaded with prayer” might be my new favorite thing ever

[u/HauntingAd2676]

Happy birthday, Hildy 🥰

[u/badcat4ever]

Wait Hila has a sister?

[u/LILMOUSEXX]

Really liked the wedding photo book segment, especially the random poses the photographer made them do lmao. The optimist in me thinks that the photographer made them do the poses so that they can look back at the pictures and laugh

[u/hermi0ne]

“That’s my sister with someone in Hila’s family” hahaha haha

[u/alibata09]

man jollibee here in the philippines is number one mcdonald is second place just to show how we really love the company and food

[u/Wintertime13]

I can’t believe Gabe is so high on the most popular cameo list! Good for him!

[u/kabukigrl]

H3 gets a free (I guess) White Claw Gabe cameo each week and I'm eternally grateful. Gabe makes me smile every week. Fuck baby. Fuck!!