Walter Hates 2020 - Jeff Dunham’s Completely Unrehearsed Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special

so the first guy i'd like to introduce i think audiences enjoy because everyone knows someone like this your own family or where you work please help me welcome my old friend walter uh walter uh how are you what the hell do you think well uh you're playing it safe with the mask oh yeah okay yeah i think i'm about to tie though why i picked up the wrong damn mask yeah this is yours and your breath stinks can i take it off please do and then get yourself a damn tic tac for god's sake how's everything else oh it's just great this has been the best year ever but then after all these months you told me we were gonna finally get to do a show again that's right i was happy really yeah then we get here and we're outdoors and the size of this audience makes it look like we're doing a freaking barnesa for one of the unpopular kids this sucks but we're outdoors i know do a show get a tick this is a lovely place for a birthday party hey let's go play pin the tail on the who decided to do this walter we're here to make people laugh yeah well and we're in the middle of the terrible tandemic so let's have a chuckle people could use a laugh right now i could use some crack right now well outside yeah no walls right no curtain yeah this is comedy central on a budget this is a great venue you have been quarantined too damn law what this looks like the patrons had nowhere to go after a chuck e cheese burnt down so what have you been doing all this time off well uh actually i had my hips replaced your hips both knees really yeah had my shoulder replaced i had no idea yeah i'm trying to get out on my marriage one body part at a time do you think this is great being on tv i don't care my wife and i have been locked up alone in our house together for so long it's just a matter of time before we end up on dateline haven't been holding up through all this well i just hope you washed your hand for 20 seconds before you put it where it is and are we supposed to be six feet apart well oh wait yeah if we did that i couldn't talk you can't throw your voice measly six feet yes i can oh that i guess my mouth wouldn't move cause you couldn't pull on the little thing of the jig back there you'd be like hey walter and i'd be like hey lauren how's it going so do you wear a mask when you go to the store and all that sure i like the idiots who wear masks over their mouths but not their noses too dimlets that's like wearing a jock strap on your knees i mean it's there but what's the point you know i read that medical experts say people should wear masks during time of you know ah come on you don't need a mask no no you can hold your breath for 34 seconds you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Id: K7236x6kLv4

Length: 3min 48sec (228 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020