Jeff Dunham Makes His First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

my next guest is a talented young comedian and ventriloquist who will be at Caesar's Tahoe with Julio Iglesias on April 14th and 15th this is his first time with us on The Tonight Show would you welcome Jeff Dunham and peanut yep ah how you doing Peanut I'm doing pretty good how about you I'm fine that's good at it that's good that's good peanut what tell us a little bit about yourself what do you want to know you are obviously not human no dude I'm a loser a usually a very unusual looking creature yes I am I've been wondering for example what is um well just what is that an Audi an Audi any advantage yeah no lint no lint jerk I'm sorry yeah are you all right in the I see I see stars no I see Elvis Elvis is he saying anything yeah he's saying he's dead and leave him alone dude well you do look pretty good tonight what do you think so you look great what are you doing Stevie Wonder [Applause] hey hey do you like my dude it's very nice lead thresh on here really yeah what the hell happened you know you really need to learn to hang on the last thing in The Jig I'm sorry a shoe no man I found one [Applause] what do you have that thing that we got in lexical the thing for Mexico I have it right over here get it out here are you ready [Applause] jalapeno on this stick [Applause] yo oh a stick see what's your name my name Jose Jose see Jose Jose we never seen a talking jalapeno this is my job your job see do you have any other job see what kind of comedian a comedian on a stick what do you enjoy being in this country I'm afraid for my life why Taco Bell [Applause] well would you feel safer in the Box okay is that okay it's okay okay don't close the door why not the Cockroaches you have cockroaches in there one big one I see stick from the commissary hey Jeff what you see my dummy you you have a dummy yeah he's over in that case over there and he is ugly ugly yeah I've never seen him before well check him out he's like [Applause] he's like peanuts this dummy looks a little like me no he looks a lot like you let's see if we can get him to work okay what Jeff does he take forward down the interception over here in front of me that's right there's a little lever down by a little dummy's waist and peanut can reach back there he grabs all of that lever pulls on it once for each syllable every word and then he can make him talk now do you have a hold of the lever he's gonna hold us something did I move my lips slowly let him move your hand let's not get in an argument here why don't we just have a drink oh that's a good idea we're gonna have a dream that tequila senor foreign you wouldn't want tequila because it would have a worm than the bottom a worm yeah well I don't want a worm s what are you I'm a worm a worm on a stick well what do you do I don't do anything that figures because they're not underways they're gonna like the little guy who you're not like I'm like a little guy like me not the other guy okay fine here we go [Applause] [Music] yeah you think that's good the Sunday his tongue's gonna get a hernia well can we take a drink yeah go ahead okay what's wrong I forgot what I have to open up the cellar wait a minute you have a Cellar in the bottle yeah dude what are you gonna do now I'm gonna take a drink do I get some no while I'm drinking you're going to talk wait a minute you know what's gonna happen if you drink that and I talk what we're all going to church today let's just try it okay you take your time take a deep breath a deep breath here we go okay uh what was that El Burrito [Applause] gentlemen the dangerous part you take your time okay okay thank you you're going to die and Now ladies and gentlemen the dangerous part it's going up to his lips hand going going going going here we go [Applause] [Music] [Music] that is really good start thank you sir yeah I've never had a chance to see you work before you're remarkable thank you very much great technique and control thanks yeah and funny stuff in there thank you how long have you been doing this uh since I was about seven years old yeah a little bitty kid they're a real job yeah play with dolls and drove them nuts in school all right drove them nuts in school that's right they're doing all the sound effects right so we're gonna be with Julio Iglesias yeah that's always a fun show yeah yeah well you're really where are you from originally from Dallas from Dallas live in L.A now yeah right somebody told me that you fly or built your own helicopter yeah play with the dummies for a living but I got a picture yeah I have my own helicopter I built it it's kind of fun well I have a feeling this is going to talk no it's not gonna talk absolutely right it is so you build it and you apply it yourself yeah yeah that's incredible thanks okay we have to we got a minute here somebody says you can do you're going to do something here you have another another person with your friend yeah another friend introduces to yeah uh everybody knows somebody like this you know somebody that's in your own family or where you work but his name is Walter all right Walter all right how you doing so how you doing who the hell cares do you know where we are yeah I don't give a damn wait a minute we're on The Tonight Show Johnny Carson on NBC I know that guy stop sending me all your damn mail [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 19 2022