Jeff Dunham & Walter Throughout the Years

[Applause] the first guy I'd like to introduce to you I think audiences enjoy because everyone knows someone like this you know someone like this in your own family or where you work please help me welcome my old friend Walter wow get a life how you doing Walter what the hell happened to your hair looks like you're in a freaking car wreck well they said it makes me look happy I think it makes you look homeless been in DC for two days and you're already homeless holy crap come on Walter do you like being in DC oh yeah there's nothing quite like being mugged in our nation's capital come on there's a lot of excitement that goes on here in Washington DC oh I know yeah what happens in these in these days on YouTube [Applause] so you're saying you don't like being in DC oh no I like it I get screwed on my taxes every year so it's fun to come visit the source [Applause] what'd you do for fun today I stood in front of the IRS building just slipped them all [Applause] did you go to the White House oh yeah that's where the most powerful man in the Free World lives Ultra [Applause] throw you tonight I don't know I'm just pissed I don't want to go home why not I think my house is haunted why do you think that my wife is there wow how often the front door and all I hear is get out [Applause] you guys got another argument on the phone today didn't you oh you heard a little bit of that did you oh yeah yeah hung up on her not good no she called right back and she goes did you hang up on me I said I don't know it sounds something like this click did that make her angry oh I felt a disturbance in the force it remaining that mad when you're standing right in front of her oh yeah what'd you do well my mother always told me were you in a gym and don't know what to do you should think what would Jesus do I feel like I tried to turn you into a fish I stood there going league on Satan hello [Applause] well at least channel has only one blowhole foreign [Applause] whatever so uh what did you get your wife uh mop well you take the stick out hey it's a wig [Music] shopping for your wife at the 99 cent store would you get your grandson a sponge that's not a toy it is when you convention that SpongeBob what did he say to that he said SpongeBob is not blue with a scour side I said it is when he has an infection keep scrubbing Walter what were some of your favorite toys when you were a kid oh or nothing like today what do you mean well you know they got like computer games and all that we didn't have that stuff no no hell we want to play tennis we actually went outside and swung a racket none of that legally crapped and playing a guitar there were strings not freaking colored buttons hello and there were no Shoot Em Up games we actually went outside and killed the um I like the games when you you shoot the aliens oh we shot a lot of thorners yeah we did that too all right what Walter come on what about people of other religions what the hell am I supposed to do walk around and ask everybody what they are before I say anything to them but you're Catholic and you're Protestant well Merry Christmas you're Jewish hang on what are you atheist oh well have a nice day and what are you looking [Applause] what was that I don't know I couldn't understand what the hell he said hey get back to me when you learn the language so you told me you've been getting on the computer a lot lately oh yeah they're getting on Facebook what you get on Facebook yeah what do you do on Facebook I like getting on there and befriending everybody possible why just so they wonder what the hell they did wrong funny as hell that's not nice I know it was nice it wouldn't be funny as hell I didn't actually lose a friend on Facebook the other day without befriending him how's that well an old buddy line posted that his wife died oh I clicked like then I posted line still alive sad face so you're getting into social networking yeah a little bit you know what I don't understand is why young couples today keep nude photos of themselves on their phones and then texting to each other what the hell when I was young and dating my wife I never thought she's so beautiful I'm gonna marry her the first I'm going to send her this picture like balls foreign [Applause] friendly what am I supposed to say now it depends on your family well since you've gone there do you and your wife have a decent love life oh she does things to mix it up now man really yeah she bought a pair of handcuffs really yeah like I need another reminder that I'm serving a life sentence thank you handcuffs and already just like 50 Shades of old and gray so is there good communication between you two I guess the other night she said you didn't say no but your eyes say yes would you say I have a glaucoma so how's the actual love like anything sex yes it's always doggy style Walter yeah she rolls over and plays dead and I just licked myself and go to sleep [Applause] Walter come on good comedies we can paint vivid pictures in everybody's heads was a thing go yes it was saying I Walter thanks everybody that's [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Laugh Society

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Id: SiWMi5T3sws

Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2022