Twitch Scraps: Two and a Half Lives

[Music] [Applause] [Music] audi oh my god a little close for comfort oh right this is the part where the vortigaunt said like no bad juju he looks right at the camera like jim on the office [ __ ] looks like we found a troop train god like pun incoming what the hell is that a combined zombie it's [Music] look at that there's a tiny little image of him on the projector because that's kind of how a projector works what the [ __ ] you insane [ __ ] is this a beam of float or a beam of hurt let's find out it's a beam of hurt uh you know what why not just like sit here take a nice drink you know have some water let them sort it out why why get involved crank it come on gordon crank that thing [Music] this is what i meant to do there's something all right and here we are and i gotta press e at the right time right here yeah that's how you jank that is how you drink all right now how about how about we throw a wrench in his plans oh right up the ass i wanna right up the ass oh what the [ __ ] he snoop dogg danced on me what the [ __ ] he actually handled that like a pro oh wait look at all this [ __ ] walking that's going on holy [ __ ] two different instances of people stuck on three but we gotta get out of here screw the ferris wheel look how much is happening here there's four [Music] four different people at once are stuck walking on something this chicks just standing on a bench this is kind of whatever oh oh [ __ ] there's an island out here what how did i miss this is this oh it's only accessible by boat oh oh it really is a trap oh god oh god he's dancing i can't get out of here it really is a trap i can't do anything oh i did it and here we are i'm getting pushed out we're in low distance village get a good look this is the furthest we're ever going to get into low low uh what is it low detail in the distance village mode that lighting that's good the infamous gas station put anything there put anything there you could literally put anything that it's gold this is cool that is a very advanced technique can we get golf clap for this guy that is that is incredible jetpack goat queen i think you can select like multiple of these too yeah [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it oh my god hey am i a goat is this a goat a box go with drip is this what drip is i've been hearing a lot about drip lately do i have drip is that what this is is this how the hangover 3 starts this must just be horrible for a giraffe horrible [Music] oh [Music] warzone weird to put you in a water level as the second world in the game i think i could have chosen it seemed like i had several options of worlds i did not choose to go to turtle world turtle world chose me yeah some of these guys just have a [ __ ] gun on their heads militant [ __ ] ants ouch [Music] yeah baby sorry uh probably seems like i just had a stroke to anybody who doesn't know what i'm referencing there uh then go to any level if done correctly mario will go through the floor as if there are invisible pipe there any level [Music] the void the void [Music] ow uh i got my eyes on gnome i'll bring him out into the forefront in fact oh can i put gnome in in a place where he's gonna be like just sitting there during the cut scene where alex gets taken away because i think it's right here he'll just be in the foreground let's see if this works oh god [Laughter] oh my god oh wait he's right there that was amazing did he turn to watch so okay yeah we need to get the cure for her like disease in the minds of moria i'm k he's carrying alex vance i'm carrying gnome chops again like are you hurt are you okay no we got we're gonna get the air don't know you're gonna be okay just sit still oh what are you doing allow me oh no i'm at universal studios again i think i just need to get to a certain area oh [ __ ] quick save abide a moment longer let's see it i accept my death let's see what he does freeman has done his task magnificent truly he doesn't know i'm dead [Laughter] and then he fortnight danced on me oh hell yeah cool music too let's [ __ ] go that's really not it that's gonna leave a mark everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red miss nice give me another one hey you right in my mouth signal emergency stashes so keep an eye out when you see your dashboard light up you're going to want to stop and investigate sweet i remember this section being really fun oh he stood on that barrel that was amazing i love all these like weird tentacles you know can i like uh you know post-emptively mute that part of the vod advisor tentacle penis gun now there's a game advisor tentacle hentai the video games of the future gaming was never quite the same after that it's right here dr kleiner we've got a ton of data oh that was jank did you see that if i jumped down there would i die he's drinking the cactus i can't move i can't move past this point i can't move i can't go alex oh help god this is like man talking about daft punk some like artsy [ __ ] this girl is on fire i lit that bird on fire i sniped the bird out of the air with fire yes we're shooting clay pigeons i pass through this place every day to see if anyone's fallen down yeah and every once in a while you [ __ ] find one she basically is like scavenging for dumpster babies and trying to raise them not to get all dark here yep yep yep yep yup yup yup yup yup yup weed weed weed weed weed weed weed smoke smoke smokes mob somebody said you're pretty famous for doing massively difficult time consuming all around pointless things so you should do genocide for a second i read it as you're pretty famous for being massively difficult time consuming and all around and i was like bruh my like jaw dropped as i was reading that code i was like what a devastating comment i freaked out for a second i was like holy [ __ ] somebody just came in here to roast me right and that's uh yeah yeah yeah yep yep yep yep yep yep alphys that's the name right another decisive victory for papyrus i love how it's like he tries to antagonize you but you kind of just end up hanging out with him oh spotted [Music] somebody said to just spam right so you slide [Music] uh do you have a poop sock not anymore next question whoa is that wait [Music] oh my god i used to clap really obnoxiously loud you can like cup your hands and do it really really loudly and it was oh cringe bro glide is becoming addicted to your praise i shudder to think what would have happened if i had booed him oh [ __ ] it's this one i'm [ __ ] yep did he say vibing yup yup yup yup yup yup what a fail why are we doing this what a fail [Music] what is it jerry sucks i hate jerry ah you're gonna give us coven jerry what the [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] so guys it might be a little might be a little too silly for you but it's spaghetti for undertale oh my god i kind of just wanted to eat some spaghetti honestly i mean who wouldn't spaghetti is great oh that's way too much okay this bit is over i'm turning the webcam off i am gonna eat the spaghetti though change the world my final message goodbye a change of scenery is always nice someone said it sounded like tomodachi life i don't know i can't hear it so hopefully that a worked of scenery is always nice oh [ __ ] using mettaton to make herself look cool she's basically doing what syndrome did in the incredibles using a robot to make herself look cool [Music] what was that i wait i saw a silhouette of something [ __ ] oh that one that is such a clever attack there's so many like little fun things like that i'm cheating this is the cheating armor sheets blamesmin was perhaps a more prophetic title for this stream than i ever could have possibly known because i am now cheating at undertale [Music] no wait i almost feel like the triple attack is better than the double attack you know boom no regrets and then the single attacks even easier oh man i keep taking damage though but it heals me that's so crazy you are the weakest link prepare to die [Music] i got a windows virus and threat protection update right when that happened it kind of ruined the moment [Music] it's me flowey do i still have the temi armor is the temi armor gonna work in this fight your precious temmie armor won't help you now yeah you prick forgive insta forgive oh my god that was like literally frame perfect forgiveness the song that goes through all the themes of the game i just love it use your imagination [Music] she just moonwalked for a second there she wave dashed [Applause] save point is that a good volume for you guys by the way this music is like unacceptable i hate this music and there i jumped and i held right i think it's that i'm not getting like high up enough oh damn that's a game over yeah do your best fnf impression where do they go they go like when they jump out at you when when foxy jumps out at you that's i think that's the sound they make right what is this wait what is this did i just load a save state when i when i did the stupid five nights at freddy's joke noise that's not cool nice oh my god the like baseball shot all right now i gotta do heart of the cards here you know this right oh please that was so close i've of course gotten lots of requests to play personal [Music] and that's really all my thoughts on it that's good [Music] oh oh oh it's in it it's in the mega peg oh my god all my [ __ ] christmases have come at once this is incredible is it gonna get multiball i just want to see balls just explode out of it this is insane oh oh there's blue pegs left but it's still in proximity to the orange peg so let's do the drum roll every second oh my god the shadow of the peg losses is very solid oh [ __ ] whoa that caught me off guard i was too busy making the worst joke ever oh magic hat do it oh [ __ ] so now i gotta just do this right oh [ __ ] i got zen shot too [ __ ] yeah it's his age bounce [Music] pretty normal just a [ __ ] ton of pegs they're even like on the cursor magic hat oh my wow oh my god i just blj'd out of this [ __ ] dimension now i get it [Music] nice nice yeah i feel bad for the free ball bucket getting so forcefully bald sticky this is like the other way around then yeah oh weird it has like negative bounce all right i can only assume these are going to uh have some sort of rotational energy oh my god it's right there yeah okay all right so i i bet you could probably get all of these in one shot oh yeah get [ __ ] uh jesus christ [Music] oh my god kick the bucket indeed smack the [ __ ] out of the bucket all right and this one's called why are there so many and it's it's me but as a horrifying like tessellating nightmare oh my god accurate title wow oh my [ __ ] god i think i see the orange ones in there somewhere oh god but this is there's a normal there's still like 25 orange ones oh jesus how am i gonna hit the green peg oh never mind it's gonna hand it to me i think i'm deaf that's pretty good that's possibly one of the better slides we've ever seen oh jesus the hat ball isn't even really doing much oh this is gonna go this is gonna we're here forever yeah never mind i think i got exceptionally lucky with my orange peg placement there [Applause] [Music] this is gonna go on for you guys want to see the instant replay after this one by the way 300 million casual has you ever got you ever got a score like this this is this is cool cool game god i had no idea i thought we were pretty close when we were at like 50k this is insanity i i need to turn it down on my headphones oh my god i thought it was going to stop at 50k or 50 million we're going to stop at like 500 million jesus christ yeah i think i aced it it's zen shot i don't even need the [ __ ] aim did the game just crash uh i believe the game just crashed nope okay [Music] oh [ __ ] oh no it's stuck until the until the pegs disappear i think that was forceful it's gonna give us like one more like just casual toss just to [ __ ] around i mean if you had this level would you not [ __ ] around that face is slightly different i just realized that one's slightly different i don't like it oh man i'm not suppose you didn't hear he said i don't i'm not sure i want to go to the surface what if everyone finds out what we were doing here oh and then he danced action scientist what the [ __ ] i forgot about action scientists is this the whole i mean alphys's lab oxy on fuel on i guess i won't touch that button all right oh wait are they trying to kick him oh [ __ ] all right let's not get their attention i guess this just is free health oh that genuinely scared the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me oh my god that death animation yeah get under the thing yeah boy i know i can't move no party get off the rails there's actually there's like the top arrow and then even after the top arrow is lit up there's another speed after that oh look at him the [ __ ] jank time event run run run friend friend friend friend friend ah can i pet him um how about send the thing forward without me oh what oh is he behind a door [Music] these guys need to work on their aim say gibbs or jibs all [ __ ] day you can switch them up i've been switching them up like the whole time i've been playing this and nobody bats an eye but you say jiff everybody just loses oh squad freeman it's high noon whoa gordon freeman silent assassin i'll be happy to survive this with all my parts yeah use your gun he made the boop sounds with his mouth did you see that he went boop boop boop with his mouth loading that was amazing did the grenade do damage just by hitting my head is that what that was i saw blood oh let me up there oh you scum whoa wait what is it dead wait huh wait wait no i didn't even shoot him i didn't even shoot him wait what even killed him i got to shoot the the the way to do it this is the way i did it when i was playing this game when i was younger so i shot a bunch of like these all fires into his head god damn it yahoo all right go up there oh my god and he's dead again what the [ __ ] just when i go up high he died imperfectly emulated feature sound [Music] i wonder if that's the imperfectly emulated sound because i i think what they're saying is hello i'm you bart they're like trying to say i'm cubert but instead they go like hello i am [Music] who is that who is this gentleman popsicle shoe shoe everybody's favorite food shoe wait one of these is not like the goddamn others shoe e what is e a cross wait a cross yo did i just invoke god's wrath on these bubble bobble enemies games are too easy uh [ __ ] annihilated that level holy [ __ ] i think these are enemies from the original parodius i think that's like what this whole zone is no no volume [Music] because all of these [Music] is this game show titty oh my god look how many [Applause] there's his dick that's cool that's no his dick is covered that could be anything i like how they fly in a little formation where it's like the two grunt ships are protecting oh here we go are protecting the other ships okay fighter captured weird god and okay all right well that was galaxy and everyone that was gallica good fun time playing galaga that was awesome good game with friends like you who needs animals enemas what what does that mean i don't know so much crustier than all the other ones we played today [ __ ] oh no wait wait a second let's see booba oh look at the crystal spin oh [ __ ] this is the best i'm fighting wario yeah right his [ __ ] face yeah no i oh no captain planet you ruined my plans again oh are we done taking damage god damn you oh monkey he's got a monkey skull are you kidding me it like grew out of him oh no guys this is what capitalism looks like this is the true soul of capitalism oh [ __ ] okay how do i aim up oh hold on hold on i think i did something you can like sw okay i need to play the game why is that so funny to me okay um hold on no there it is what was was i holding start the whole time um [Music] i don't mean to intrude i can come back later if you want oh or i could just annihilate he was like get away you don't touch my guts that little grab might as well be mashing the quarter button oh nice he left a snake of money i love this guy wait it's germa this is germa after like six weeks of dollhouse it'll just be left gasping for air look at his eyes [Applause] at least the hints are actually helpful seems like the shoulders weren't necessary to destroy to beat him that's a cool sound on my ears wow yeah just keep playing it just keep playing it bonus zenny [Music] it's like an actual like death chase let's wait for it to be dramatic come on yeah yeah nice yankee with no brim yankee with no brim yankee with no brim and there it is that's the end of the game everyone i beat metroid's zero mission [Music] but wait hot lady nice nice [Music] you will help you will assist me and then you will die uh is this japes this is japes yep [ __ ] i the second i laid those bombs i was like whoa [Music] that's nice isn't it great job you found a letter h great job neatly tucked away in that box you know what's great your toes the way you said that was good your toes use wasit otherwise it will control exclusively using the oh yeah no oh i got stuck yeah i would not lay down next to that big hole i just wouldn't that's just not a thing i would do because what if the hand comes by and just the fake out you can actually shoot i'd actually consider letting you cover mine you can do that i got court martial you couldn't do that [ __ ] in actually did i even try to do that [ __ ] in blue shift [Music] um did my guy die i hear one of them where did my you just been standing in here this whole time i hate you oh my god come out here i'll stay here no come with me this is gonna get annoying what happens if i just sit in here and just wait for them to come over here and then like a plume of explosion comes out of the hole and then their head gets all charred and black and they look at the camera and they go i need to press this button what [Music] sure yeah yeah sure is the lunch van here yet i think i smell tacos yeah sure just put it in the game yeah just yeah it should be fine they got the internet now right this guy has four eyes this guy literally has four eyes he literally has four eyes i don't suppose i can [ __ ] work on this oh i can [Applause] the black ops were using it as a staging point until the aliens came in if you do make it through make sure you have them come back for us are you done talking okay let's move on wave dash optimized movement i'm [ __ ] schmoving oh my eyes oh oh i did not get the treasure i kind of don't give a [ __ ] about going back oh i kind of do give a [ __ ] about going back oh oh puckers the [ __ ] oh my god i was literally right here it's a [ __ ] chicken oh there's the key oh god [Music] oh oh this is a zone i just accidentally perfectly swooshed into a secret zone a [ __ ] [ __ ] secret zone [Music] super paper mario and stuff like that are you joking that's not how perspective works that's not how that works never be a bloody lesson to you i think all these songs basically just have like hd versions on the actual ost yeah i escaped oh look at that i'm walking sideways yo what the [ __ ] this is amazing oh i think it's because you spin around when you're getting sucked into the thing yo this is awesome i'm walking on the [ __ ] sun here i'm walking on the walls man can you imagine if i did all this but i didn't kill the dummy and at the end it didn't give me the dummy thick achievement i don't know what the [ __ ] that was i'm sorry okay i got eraser you know what [ __ ] it first enemy i see get out of here those head guys are annoying it feels good feels good to just be like hey you know what you're not in the [ __ ] game anymore [Music] yeah hell yeah oh she's nay-naying oh they brought back jesus loves me what the hell this was in the original game i'll take it teeth oh my god i'm fighting tooth and nail guys instant comedy all right here we go [Music] i did it it's the funny youtube clip all right and now now that becomes a gif and that goes to the top of reddit oh what the [ __ ] there were so many champion enemies jesus christ okay oh poggers poggers that's a great item i i can probably hazard a guess at where the secret room is okay think about this go just go up just go straight up double poggers wow this is probably not even it i don't even care though i just wanted to unlock the tainted tainted man take me by the hand to the land that you understand all right so i don't see no holy mantle i got decent damage actually i got the holy card so have i got a single use of holy mantle there i used it happy wait wait wait did it specify how i should use it what oh drop her let go of her oh poor choice of words i'm the [ __ ] joker die oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this gonna do i have to take it what the [ __ ] oh mega bone jesus christ i'm excited no thanks oh yeah go for my scapegoat [ __ ] oh god he always goes down there oh look at the troll bombs that's pretty funny all right i hope you're ready for a big bone you like skeletons just have to leave valuable game assets lying around okay okay okay folks that's enough video games for one lifetime it's like hey uh hey game code program what's the literal [ __ ] worst item we could possibly give him as an alternative to the blood bag which would be really clutch right now i know mr boom reusable bomb buddy everybody's favorite item oh i'm way past maulding i'm mauled i'm mauled folks we're there what's the like tyler you gotta scream someone said tyler1 you guys gotta understand though if i put that joke in the video i will be mansplained about my favorite series of all time for the rest of my life portal and half-life take place in same universe uh i don't know about that they have i mean you know of course they're from the same company but uh they got a pretty similar vibe but i don't know if that's uh that's too that's a little too game theory for me [Music] i'm literally gonna die of this i'm literally gonna die to this did you see did you see how close did you see how close again did you see how close again did you see how close again did you see how close again you see how close it came to be should i just do it straight away bobby bomb and it didn't even give me five bombs [ __ ] that oh uh oh [ __ ] all right i guess complain redacted look at the shape of it whoa what the prism yo what the [ __ ] and i got three golden poops for some reason this is too much is happening when you use the beam on the prism that is the coolest [ __ ] [ __ ] c e but no deek i don't know if we're gonna get better than that folks let's try this oh and that's good that's a good item yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep tation shot what imitation handsome dwayne oh god one with the s it went like all right you ready to be one with the s [ __ ] oh all right that's a pretty good item actually that's i give that a good review let's try it yeah i know oh what the [ __ ] yo what what was that i what the [ __ ] was that shocked i didn't die there well my damage is terrible i need to get all this stuff before all the enemies die because something hokie is going on oh the item said it for me oh indeed okay well let's just go do this ride the wind ride the [ __ ] wind mate it would make sense also the screen just like flickered with something for one frame and i don't know what it flickered with oh we've gotten that a couple times too that that just said oh that was just the card i was like that just said temperance may you be pure in art oh god oh no no it deleted all the items okay folks well unfortunately we're stuck with a measly six [ __ ] billion items as we move on i don't suppose that would be like hold on would this be busted i can do that a bunch of times oh is this good gameplay did i do it i guess can you die like this because you're constantly like damage boosting i don't know why i don't know how i am truly invincible for this entire thing you would think that you would be vulnerable while using the item right like it would go away eventually all right hope you're ready to hear this for the rest of the run uh oh oh that's when taking damage it counts it counts that shit's good i'm gonna take the duns hat i got it i got it oh wait why did that do so much damage wait what the [ __ ] do these do like insane [ __ ] damage too yo this is nuts this is okay well good game folks i had no idea what is it soy milk my ass don't melt my ass yo the shrek room get [ __ ] game lagged there for a hot second oh give me the onion yo the onion's gonna be nuts yes yes it's fart apocalypse it's fuckpocalypse oh my god this why does this feel wait i'm doing normal isaac right now and not the tm trainer challenge right uh well let's go peek our head in here and just uh check out this boss and that was the boss delirium we got it folks would i guess the swallowed penny would also give me just coins up the ass but i already have 99. why don't we go pick it up just to see it bruh can i get a donation machine please please this is like genuinely am i in the glitch challenge am i there this is this is the most broken run we've had in a long [ __ ] time this is remarkable is what this is just give me the boss i don't even care loki yeah sure the chaos pure [ __ ] chaos oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa time to die time for chaos this is like an angelic [ __ ] heavenly chorus of woes and not the bad kind of woes the meme woe oh my god oh i just heard the boss battle theme and i just heard grand dad too hmm good game folks we earned it oh am i invincible while i'm holding this what the [ __ ] okay is that how that works then no let's do this card item to use this right card because why wouldn't you oh oh gold did you see that guy just leave i punched him out of the game please let this be the build that just carries me to the end all the fists just flying around everywhere oh my god it's like in a cartoon when there's like a fight going on and there's like a cloud of like fists and little like stars shooting around and [ __ ] biff pow ah oh that's my hair and you can't see what's going on this is that but in gameplay form [ __ ] bloggers there's a lot to keep track of here so you'll forgive me if i miss some things what the [ __ ] does this item do okay noted it does that okay we're reaching critical mass this is classic classic isaac ours stompy up uh-huh the heavens will this is just a feast of jank he black he black guys when does this [ __ ] end you stop giving me these items stop stop giving me them it gave me another one there's two here now what the [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no i can't control it no no i'm going into the singularity i'm gonna go for this d d little s also that [ __ ] sound that was insane oh the game lagged there for a minute okay well this will be easy to take care of simply in the ease okay and i'm just going to be able to kill these guys and then i'll be fired everything's easy this is technically the cathedral right so it's not going to have a shop but i don't know how that works in this challenge oh god what and it's all gone i couldn't pick any of it up because of the mega blast that was interesting eek you're in go eat your [ __ ] in [ __ ] oh good glass cannon again wow oh and then i turned into a deformed abomination my pain eternal oh it also said e oh it's got delirium this is like the front segment of delirium chub just sliding around the [ __ ] the h oh my god v h does it end what is the sound effect does it ever end oh my god i don't want to risk uh losing the one that gives me free [ __ ] though oh god it's spawning enemies that's good [Music] wow that's a lot of chests and that's a lot of troll bombs oh all right and it's over fox bye he looks like he's trying to get into the turtle club hey did you know that by the way the turtle club scene in master of disguise was filmed right when the 911 attacks happened so that that's a thing whenever you're watching that scene just think that like that's that's when 911 happened uh oh that's looking pretty good i think i'm fine with that it's got like a chimpish redness to it you know someone said make him orange like a gibbon yeah [Laughter] this looks like it's such a [ __ ] dweebus i'll say it all right time to hit things for the club oh come on please no it didn't work whatever i think i can monkey mash oh wait no monkey mash did not work okay that was a genuine that was what we call a girl scream folks that was a lady yelp not to be sexist or anything right up the ass all right you got to move it i know i moved a little to the right there it's necessary yeah nailed it [Music] holy [ __ ] that's some jank god there really is that like stanky fruit smell in my room and i know that my name is look she did the thing whenever she stands up she goes look at this dude look at this [ __ ] dude is he gonna kill he's gonna like [ __ ] frame perfect kill siguard when i the instant i come over there i need to run past oh no [ __ ] all right i think i see [Music] vaguely what i have to do yeah easy easy i'm an old pro at dark souls jank jumping now oh that guy really ran off what the [ __ ] i like barely saw that guy hold on that guy was going [ __ ] like mach 10. i need to wait for this to become touchable again oh my god what the [ __ ] that guy wasn't seeing and he fell off the other side that guy must be uh modding in some way look at this going so fast so this does consume a tiny bit of uh energy so that's that's real bad oh oh did you see that fun teleporting guy this guy just didn't give two shits and now he will never [ __ ] again put in the dust quite a little effect too oh [ __ ] that guy went up on the wall that was funny and then they do the synchronized oh [ __ ] keep doing it yeah they were doing a k-pop dance on my ass slash oh it's a two-stage attack wow i cannot believe i just heard that sound effect you guys heard it right [ __ ] throw the switch igor yes the [ __ ] like most stock evil genius scientist sound effect ever came out of this guy's lightning sword look there's the high up animation i bet yeah whoa doing a little rotation too they really like having you on the precipice here okay well fall to your death that's fine hey howdy how you doing i'm fine i'm great it's not good slide music am i kidding it's perfect slide music all right this is the big thing don't draw that over me you can draw you can draw wherever you like just don't draw on me please do you just chill there now oh my god finally please do enough damage to just kill him please oh that's not close please please die please be dead all right [Music] oh my god oh good now these dopey giraffes are going to murder me i'm sure they really did murder me oh my god [Music] well stimpy game's over we can continue or we can eat olive loaf till we puke wow wow i hate it it says sega i forgot that the dude the dinosaur says sega munch munch munch the munch attack is actually very useful oh oh look at that that is indecipherable jubrox this is like how you [ __ ] someone up as a kid this is how you like totally like mess somebody's mind up is this gonna be good bad am i hurting am i living oh there's like a trillion [ __ ] i'm a frog what okay was not expecting the frog moment this game's got kind of cool music earth 2055. this is gonna hit too close to home too the earth has been nearly destroyed by the genetic and biological weapons unleashed during world war three radiation and strange viruses uh oh acroid these are our playable characters i can only assume something's different about piper she's cut from a different cloth ow since their rebirth they've wreaked havoc on slugo is this real let's try busting open some walls with the bombs i don't know this feels like a path oh buggers blockers [Music] yeah crystal cave zone let's go let's just do this instead i don't like i don't like the clown dimension oh what that's an instant death what i'm not criticizing this game for realism with the bubble thing everybody in a cartoon knows that a bubble gum bubble is pink that's just that's like it's like if they had like a bomb and it was just like a normal like a realistic like it was like a little led on it and not like a round black bomb with a fuse you know you know what i'm [ __ ] saying who are you so so this has like adventure game elements aka in other words it wastes your [ __ ] time okay that's enough of that game oh i see what i gotta do oh [ __ ] am i gonna have to no i can probably just platform onto it from here oh it started moving i didn't think it was gonna start moving again oh hello yep [Music] oh [ __ ] look at this guy what was it about this like body language you seemed really pissed off it was like instantly drop what you're carrying and just slowly turn to face we was like oh [ __ ] it was very intimidating actually all right stand back barney i'm gonna blow it did you see that shot i keep thinking like maybe there's like a jank way to get out of bounds here oh you can just see out of bounds there [Music] it gives me like the [ __ ] half-life like game over like subject wario failed to utilize chickens properly oh no wait is this it did i do it yeah egg oh and this is the level with the [ __ ] things that make wario inflate you guys like inflation poke me yeah that's a different sprite from uh oh juggle combo this guy to hell different sprite than uh in mario land 3. [ __ ] oh it's a computer oh my god finally the internet i'm going to sheet post it spacebar for next level i can't upgrade okay i didn't really need to hit space oh [ __ ] i think i can do like sort of a crouch dive thing ooh look at that see that's what you want yeah i don't know what that is but that's the speed strat nice yeah you know what i really don't like and this is not a huge criticism uh oh you guys can't even see my mouse there's a little bit of extra white pixels off to the top right of this like piece of paper this like stone tablet anyway here's something i noticed off stream when i was sound testing this game i was like what kind of weapons do i have it won get the crowbar two you get the pistol three get the smg four you get nothing five it does that it plays this little sound and the rest of it is like a funny sound board i don't know if this is our main character's voice [Music] that's my favorite one and then this kind of blew my mind there's like there's like a sample from like a hip-hop song or something and then there's music when you hit the nine key this happens and it's got that too that's awesome so uh yeah did i mention this is unfinished build that's really cool can we get it more [ __ ] up yes [Music] i think i might see some clever subterfuge at play here i don't know i don't have an ammo counter do i just have infinite ammo huh hello oh hello early headcrab they are fat oh my god is that is it something to do in here oh my god do i have a flashlight oh good strobe oh this is just nothing though okay uh i hope i can leave i don't think i can leave [Laughter] oh look whoa holy [ __ ] why are the head crabs so thick why do alpha head crabs have such a big dumpy what oh no this is dr newell's office look at this so this is my favorite thing about looking at early versions of games dying and going to literal hell oh [Music] is that how that works i don't think that's how that works it's treating me as though i'm underwater [Music] hey keep it down in there it's like [ __ ] the neighbor kid oh he keeps practic play a different riff scripted sequence hell yeah oh [ __ ] yo is it meth head barney are these zombies yo i think they're like duking it out it's amazing there he is crackhead barney where's my crack oh [ __ ] there's a doggy where's my [ __ ] crack he just phases this is the [ __ ] portal to like hell in minecraft right very uh similar to the final product that we got for the soldiers in the uh for the hecu soldiers in the final game it's got kind of a tiny head but then look at this [ __ ] guy holy [ __ ] what a chad i think i think there's concept art for this guy in raising the bar let's hear it again yeah this is as fast as i can swing by the way is this real do these break oh no hit the thing yeah yeah now this is jazz [ __ ] well i'm pretty low on health but i did it uh can i bonk my head into this fan and kill myself look at the lined up bodies die yes i can i really didn't think that was gonna happen wow um so oh it looks like the electric bum okay now it looks like that guy from tekken okay now it looks like a jester it looks like dementia okay now it looks like a star without one of its points i don't have any jokes nice i have zero idea what it's always click on their [ __ ] penis this guy okay hoshi great programmer [Music] uh very [ __ ] immature this guy always goes straight for the dick say the words fruit loop dingus bust the fooligan that's pretty [ __ ] good actually i was like if i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it good all right 225 this is the classic maximum integer here's the final slap suck that it was concise oh boy quick clean i want to give this monkey give the monkey a slap jacob's out of control try my stupid trick oh my god he has the most nauseating drink oh god it literally looks like he took like the remnants you know that like miso soup that they give you at like at like asian like restaurants and [ __ ] like japanese food restaurants it looks like 10 people had that and then there was like the swill left over in their cups and somebody just mixed together all the swill and then shrek went up to it and he went and he shot a big lug into it it's the most nasty looking drink i ever seen in my goddamn life it's terrible it's just got all sorts of like [ __ ] floating around and it's like this terrible green it's a miserable oh god what a [ __ ] descriptor that was wild i was teleported there i was in the ramen place watching shrek spit a lug into my miso garbage anyway all right this is it okay here we go come on i need more momentum okay this is going to work [Applause] oh my god this is amazing oh my god we're in the nonsense zone oh my god we're here and now we can explore let's go to hollywood baby let's go first cut off sides of the [ __ ] hollywood mountain [ __ ] that was so easy of course it is some shitty shockwave flash game here we go hollywood pass right through it right maybe it's a hard wall no wow [Music] by the way i don't know what the [ __ ] lore is of this game the storytelling is pretty light you murder [ __ ] demons from hell when whenever you try a door he goes oh and i love the face thing the [ __ ] face bar in fact can we just get this out of the way i mean everybody has to do this bit right is anyone on the in the universe not gonna put their face cam down here you're like [Music] you

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Length: 69min 15sec (4155 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 26 2021