Harry Potter and the Really Cool Rock

[Music] rectum sempra so good mix right it sounds alright it's like yeah whatever midi but what if we blow your mind and say that song was in the shape of the words harry potter that blew our minds i can't even imagine the amount of effort to make it sound cody's simple it was so good we were like what the [ __ ] we were pogging we were listening to the word harry potter so we're here to play my nostalgia trip harry potter one the first one which we've done some small tests and i have quickly learned that it is in fact the shittiest one but i didn't know when i was younger and also it runs perfectly and there's no jank let's get going dumbledore stood up lovely yeah they skip a lot of plot you don't you don't even see meeting harry and robert hermione and ron on the train i think i think when you talk to them in the game they're like hey it's me ron weasley anyway you can see him literally spawning in don't worry about it man it's magic oh dear lessons that's the line that i really remember i would like listen to that like line when i was testing it out and i was like it sounded like the voice actor forgot that he was trying to do dumbledore for a while because like halfway through he's like and then i stumbled into a room with fire crabs and then he's like oh [ __ ] a nasty horde of fire crabs now up the stairs and off to your lessons so the thing that blew my mind when i booted up this game is it's tank control oh yep you can't strafe left or right i looked in the options you literally cannot do that great so time for that oh here he is i also noticed that like you can't aim at the same time you move either yeah it's it's real jake the aiming's terrible remember me ron weasley literally remember me so one great thing about this game is that the faces literally don't animate oh my god ron is oh come on terrifying yeah he's pogging slightly he looks diseased slight pog so they're like you're a first year and you've got a lot to learn and turns out the things we're going to learn are climbing and jumping uh so the climbing in this is amazing and well programmed and it never looks jank in the slightest yeah okay okay let's see if i can get i was messing around on this a little bit yeah what the heck there you go yeah yeah you ever seen that climbing technique no that was impressive harry's already learning magical techniques three things in here what the hell oh that's bread babes spotted this is okay we are about to encounter the moment that actually scarred me jump scare yeah when i was younger that scared the [ __ ] out of me that is that was a real jump scare right there i fell down uh in this little like area with all the bookshelves and i couldn't find my way to that door down there which is the way to get back up and just try this part again and so i literally because i had never played a real video game before i didn't know that i was like oh no i'm just trapped forever i'm just [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] it's done lucas was telling me the other day he was like if you were having anal with professor quirrell you would be face to face with lord voldemort horrible also look it's a different mini it's a tracing mini game with your mouse this time oh that's horrible oh and the mouse speed is so slow oh god save book yeah nearly all this thing damn and nick fricking he's gonna say i always remember the wings so we're gonna listen this is like my first real video game i ever played so this the memories are really blasting my ass right now they didn't even try to make it something harry potter really they're just like [ __ ] it get a star here you know should have been challenged scars just lightning bolts so it this is it this is it this is the moment this is the moment that i died at all 100 times so do you see what's going on i tried to make this jump i just thought i can make that yeah and i kept trying to cast flupendo i kept trying to like stand on like the very very edge but this is this oh it's this that's what you do you did it and somehow i went into this room and just did not turn my head 90 degrees over again like i swear like 20 times it must have been before i turned my head and felt so stupid to realize there was a switch right there but i was a little kid i just kept trying to make the jump i was like [ __ ] it it looks makeable it has i'm gonna turn it up for andrew [Music] just creepy sound effects oh god maybe that wasn't peeves earlier that's just like literally the game just has ambient random yeah why oh god freak me out as a young man scary yeah ignore what the [ __ ] into gryffindor there he is he's here baby that's a gnome harry potter [ __ ] lego i remember these rings you want to hear another dumb story about how i was an idiot kid yeah i do i love these stories my favorite stories this was uh for some reason i i played this before i knew about lord of the rings and when i heard about lord of the rings i thought the rings were like these because this was my only frame of reference for rings was when madame mooch said fly through the rings harry potter so when i imagined lord of the rings i was like oh they control the colored sparkle rings i get it of course and then when i learned it was literal like what like finger rings i was like oh i think why it's like the end of harry potter three where he goes yeah that's right it freezes frames on his head there you go yeah oh you genius i can't believe i remember that you are really good at looking at this baby remember that it's oh it's literally sticking through him it's literally coming out of his ass it is literally coming out of his ass oh no oh my god i just drink a bunch of hand sanitizer and then focus really hard and squeeze and then it comes out my sweat glands what the [ __ ] were you talking about there oh nothing let's go let's go hermione let's freaking go you nailed it yeah eat [ __ ] you nailed it more these nuts oh 78 that's a c plus oh nice i love the keys i'm seeing keys i'm seeing keys you've got it now you got it you got it wow gee i wonder your bookshelf oh gee i won the literal only two things in this room can you find two secrets what the [ __ ] who would have thought these literal only two things it's me i'm scared over there i'm scared wow she literally says try the bookcase you little [ __ ] baby harry he's going to europe away what if he did the hermione she's like pissing off and he's [Music] i didn't think they locked people into cards every card you get so you might notice that we haven't seen them before for a while you know why because we have this card folio magi he's locked in here we have no idea when he was born while we know he's just alive he's alive today that's the fact that dumbledore is alive and here's a lovely painting of hell hell like you can see all the damn souls down there screaming their hands in the air those are people who uh were in wizard cars they got torn up that's the best damn w i've ever seen harry i like how the magic that doesn't make it off just because it just flies away yeah follow me mr potter someone said they didn't like his symmetry whoa whoa he just walked on nothing he literally walked off look at him go man he's crazy he should not win he's literally just like his feet are like sliding across the floor he's doing like a forwards moonwalk if that makes any sense he's cosplaying as a brick it's harry the brick that's amazing wow it actually works i did not expect that to just oh all in all you're just stuff another brick that's it i accidentally solved the puzzle no get off of there no i can't reclaim it oh that's terrible it like shotgun of beans the challenges are so short he's just standing on like a random table his shadow is going through the table oh my god where's it going oh bye bye the hitbox for what actually activates the spell is a little [ __ ] oh oh what there's a card in there and i like i like it backboarded off of harry this is a [ __ ] you're in the wall oh oh my imigar a fault damn damn i'm ready oh it's a see the thing i remember is bait yeah absolute bait chocolate frog and then it's because it like comes right at the camera that's what it is straight and then here you can strafe and this this is just like the malfoy bit it [ __ ] me up i did not maybe this is like part of what screwed with me is that like it changes the controls on your ass that's sort of a loss of purse like that's that's very personal my loss of agency agency that's what i was trying to get that's scary yeah it hurts hurts my young kid brain butter is ugly but what can we do that's one of my favorite oh what the [ __ ] there he goes that was the most amazing oh [ __ ] for all i know he did that in the original i just didn't know what a t-pose he was just like bye [Music] oh oh i remember that door because i always tried to get that to open and i never could it's just fred and george's secret passage that's sick actually see when it closes i remember it closes a little bit while you're still in game play and i always wanted to go in there or like right when you go into gameplay it's like still closing i'm like no no but no and you know for a fact they're right behind that wall staring into nothing yep they are just standing there imagine hermione with a phone imagine being like in a texting convert who is it's carl peltington why is he so normal it's jesus oh oh my carl pilkington as jesus of course uh oh oh oh they're walking down here carl pilkington painting looking at us from around the corner that's so funny oh [ __ ] oh i thought that was an uncollectible bean this is as far as you can hear a frog no matter how hard you try i heard that dialogue so many times because i sucked at this part oh he has a seam on the back of his head oh my god it's a reveal that he's a gorilla then who's that you won't get past me look at this he's scuttling around yeah he's like a crowd yeah no that's his look at friends little meter i remember there's another part where he steals neville's remember all oh and that i also sucked at whoa [Music] i don't know maybe it's maybe he's like working on it you know it looks horrible shut up it's happened do you hate hagrid also this is the only time i ever like thought about him doing like actual ground sniper duties like trimming bushes uh look at all this [ __ ] look it looks terrible the skybox they hit it so poorly it's like there really is nothing out there like it's just blue look at these like cube bushes it's literally cute did a great job with these ones immaculate [Music] the ring of beans [Music] oh oh my cool textures oh god look how nice it looks oh i love the backwards they're slurping it into like their foreheads literally their mouths aren't even open what is damn that actually is really sad tempting bad things you just crashed the game wow wow he cast too many spells he has too many spells i cast one on the on the bench and that was a no-no well that's good oh it is it is black i can't even control all delete it literally took away control all delete dude oh this is a curve i'm turning off my computer have a nice day everybody i hope you enjoyed the stream [Music] all right wow that is probably picking up quite loud on the microphone this is from street fighter 3 third strike i've been bumping the soundtrack it's good [ __ ] pretty groovy yeah i got into reading wwe the other day bro literally okay i went down the exact i was on the wikipedia page and there was a line that was like tony turned heel against the rat pack and joined the snake gang or some [ __ ] like that and i was like when they always have like the same sort of thing it's always like oh there's one guy who's like yeah i'm a douchebag i'm going to get you and then there's like a sort of an ebb and flow of the match where it's like oh the good guys get beat up and then oh he tags out for the other guy and now he wants a piece of him and he goes it's very simple but it's very gratifying i get why people watch it schlocky superheroes before like superhero movies are like a thing kind of where they all have their like they're bad guys they're good guys they're like simple plot we've been sitting here [ __ ] podcasting for like half an hour this is just how it should be we're just talking about wwe we're gonna play a little bit of harry potter today probably possibly finish the game i like how this tree just gets busted through the ceiling oh by the way do you want to cheat [Music] why is it saying scowl over and over again now try typing ghost ghost and fly lie oh here he's moving he's smooth all right he is mad right now he's scowling so hard this is some yakuza [ __ ] he's scowling nice you go away from the freaking camera dude yeah the controls are [ __ ] did you just you just like un-ghosted for some reason fall down i don't know i [ __ ] around with it a lot off stream and you i've never managed to do that their voices are different in this one yeah also i think ghost mode is failing you because you should be able to just leave the level that's because i'm doing flying uh oh no this is fine what is happening sometimes the camera just completely loses track of harry isn't this the worst i told you i think i told you over facebook i was like i got fly or i got the like ghost mode to work but it it just gives up controlling sometimes please [Laughter] you're going to hell harry oh god hi it just said hide run run camera's still [ __ ] rude i'm in first person mode i've always wanted to feel what it'd be like to be harry potter oh my god all it needs is like an overlay of the glasses and they like fog up when you breathe it's magic it's pulling oh it's like a it's a piston he did what piston hundo [Music] oh my god you're gonna have to cast the spell on it again are you kidding me you didn't even do it wow what a badass it didn't it's not even hard [Applause] oh they kind of seek you a little bit that's interesting oh cast a thing on that oh what are you doing man [Music] he's the sheriff oh yeah [ __ ] you did it poggers oh you're gonna cheat you filthy scamp uh you need to oh i need to control v the thing yeah wow what are we gonna accomplish nothing why does she look like that she looks like an elf from the movie elf like she looks like elf's grandpa this is the remember all thing was something that i was uh stuck on for ages as a kid like i just remember it taking like maybe it was just like one day of my life i just spent doing this challenge over and over again it's when malfoy steals the remember all you have to like chase him through the valley and i just could not get it weighted bad guys oh there they are that's the bad guys i watched this cut scene like a trillion [ __ ] times it doesn't oh i seem to remember hearing this dialogue a bunch too maybe not maybe it just left such an impression on me because i was like it's over it's over i did it look at the bushes oh wow uncut them come here trevor come back all right he's got a frog damn put up the picture of the fat frog you'll see it has a picture of his ass too wow i wonder like that cartoon show like the next [ __ ] level of it man oh my god hagrid came out here with a sharpie and he was like harry is not the brightest uh i'm just gonna color in the top half of this tree what the [ __ ] are you trying to do you're gonna kill yourself oh my god harry your nugget is quite sturdy get out of here what the [ __ ] even just happened i think you might need to whack it i break it oh no i broke it are you sure i broke it well good thing we know how to fly just waiting just waiting sorry that was in forte [Music] what the [ __ ] that felt broken that did feel really he was just silently ghosted forever yeah there's jellyfish on his head just constantly getting the [ __ ] stung out of him like he was constantly this saliva has so many points do you want to change that can we change that give house points is the command just 99999 now go back into the menu yeah they filled up all the way to the top they filled up so much that the filling texture repeated and now we have two full vials of housepoint oh my god harry you did so [ __ ] well i'm going to give everyone 9.99 billion house points hurry watch the bottle as it fills up twice ever like step on a snail the worst i don't know if i ever stepped on a snail i think i stepped on a slug snails seemed worse though because you probably here it's freaking crunchy it's a very unique combination you get the crunch and then you get the skin it's slimy it's oh it's scary you know it's like it crunches and then it skids and you're like harry did you know a pig can eat it the entirety of a corpse in less than 12 hours all you gotta do is remove the fingernails and the teeth all right this little room i remember his little room he's got a potion look at his apologies potion in the second game you don't even have those in this game but it's a problem with the second game oh my god it is there is oh he's got a fire egg and it's it's norbert of course norbert what's the way it's still going the camera's still [Applause] [Music] slow down for a moment bro that's my new genre of music hybrid wave he's gone oh the camera's all [ __ ] up too when we're looking at the pigs is this now a game about two pigs eating [ __ ] two pigs eating [ __ ] two pigs eating [ __ ] they're not even eating anything the troughs are empty wow this is amazing it's i just we broke it because harry never went oh oh we are now a camera that is bound to the outside of the hagrid's hot and you crashed it all right now i do don't wash up don't mess with it again dude what are you doing i want to say run yeah here we go wait for it this is ominous this is a very liminal game just like look at all this yeah okay you it's that early 3d you are literally going to die to this pixie wow wow the [ __ ] did he just do but that is an illusory wall literally that that exact wall exists in one of the first five scooby-doo episodes to the tee the footprints vanish right into the side of the cliff [Music] damn that bowler went hard it was rolling you do be rolling he was rolling whoa another dark souls boss oh my god it's god speaking to me harry saw the burning bush and he knew god was speaking through it there he comes out with like a two tablets harry kill your only begotten son you're like half dead limbo there is also a gain number of fire seeds if you just go give seeds and then a number just something to consider do it yeah yeah [ __ ] you hagrid there's like a letter in there and [ __ ] what amnesia is this going to lead back to that one room at the very beginning blue corn is good whoa that frog was wilding he's like wow that was my impression of a frog leaving a chest for the first time intense like what if in aladdin he rubbed the lamp and then just put it in his mouth the genie just like fills up his [ __ ] like entire digestive tract and it's like hold the [ __ ] phone here i'm robin williams i'm in somebody's ass somebody kept like abu comes around and rubs on his tummy aladdin is the new lamb he's the new layup dude judy's like i've never dealt with this before he goes well harry it's been nice knowing you but uh oh you got stuck on the stairs it's just floating there it's just floating there wait what the [ __ ] is happening what was that i don't care andrew's just shaking his head like there's a lot to process right now he's like holding norbert like like the joke way you hold a cat he gave him a flute and the flute was floating and then hagrid area didn't actually take it oh it's quitting oh it's quidditch time [Music] if snake t-poses end the stream deal literally deal i will just turn the button on your computer off i like it we are we're very like voyeuristically looking though that's kind of cool from behind now you know what you gotta do here you gotta go in that corridor gotta go in where snape came come on whoa okay go check out that passage yeah nice oh he's about to jump dude alan rickman don't do it whoa bro what does that say what does it say bad size wow this is the bad size room where small boys are sent what the [ __ ] it's just he's got his hands behind his back he's just like whatever damn he made the bad size room with the controls that we have this [ __ ] is so tricky oh he's doing good he's doing good he's doing good hey i'll be double dog damn that's the most lumos lumos i've ever seen in my life you know i'm illuminated right now harry i'll be double dog damn 69. damn nice nice nice nice yeah what yoda stinker weird bad size i'll tell ya bad size that was good that was like a perfect impression of that noise actually impressing myself [Music] sega does what flip pen doesn't that frog is in the ground frog is in the ground frog get out of there river eat my ass back oh [ __ ] there's a kid what the [ __ ] is ron why is there a child is ron here what the [ __ ] who are you what are you doing he's like i'm in quarrels lumos dungeon what are you is this like a glitch is this supposed to be happening can you talk to him he's literally lost please stop that what the [ __ ] no i know you what's happening give us more information why are you here man like literally are you have you been in this room for like years oh why is he walking like that what am i saying where my gnomies at okay are you ready for the [ __ ] up [ __ ] that must be dizzy that must be dittony all right i'm just gonna go grab it [ __ ] wow snape literally tricked you you murdered me snape thank god i got that annoying boy to fall into my trap literally how is harry alive man i don't even get it that's [ __ ] up you can't do that snape you can't no he needs to drink skele grove sorry that's scary that is really scary oh god snape what are you doing man you're a terrible teacher welcome to the ninth circle of hell you got like bullied by my dad and now i'm doing this like come on i've been designing this dungeon for 12 years mr falter [Applause] i was like there's no way he's surviving i was on the edge of my seat man where you can hit the button and it pushed it up i i don't think i hit the button in this life also mission accomplished what the mission accomplished dude i did it look at harry's face elevators are absolute so i you use them to like push yourself through the level okay i think it was ditny that he showed that must be didn't he and then we went across it and then we went across the bridge i distinctly remember i was like not again you like woke in my trust yeah and i just like inched across this but of course he doesn't drop you again all right what the [ __ ] do you have to save for yourself man lazy boy three more points bro what a piece of [ __ ] you just almost killed me afraid they have no no values sorry oh [ __ ] it's troll oh it looks weird yeah it's funky looking i'm ready oh god and now it's crash bandicoot mode oh this is awful it's so weird this threw me off so hard when i again changing control schemes just like murdered my child brain everything i know and love is wrong yeah and also i love how all of a sudden we're in this like goofy weird version of the castle yeah all long hallways with big like yeah big chunks of the level are gone there's pads of beans all right so i think ron is casting wingardium leviosa it takes [ __ ] like days to do it and i need to guard him he's throwing a hammer yeah and ron just like took that [ __ ] oh my god no wait imagine you're wrong you get hit in the head with a toilet and you just like shrug it off oh it's the invisibility cloak they need to like real quick establish that nice seam on that window there it's good oh look at that christmas tree get out the christmas cone harry oh their faces hermione looks like she half transformed into a cat from the second movie man except it's just her face [Music] that sound is good he's like tim allen it's all coming back to me though this is i i nostalgia is a very powerful feeling i've said this before it's a very powerful feeling i'm a big fan now oh oh i just had like an insane like jump boost what the hell yeah [ __ ] like mario 64 long jump straight up now how can i get up there you freaked me out he freaked me out he's doing like a little hey what's the matter for you italian thing i'm argued [ __ ] you august filter beat him to it beat him to the punch yes all right get in the cutscene oh no he's just gonna insta catch me once the cutscene ends [Applause] yeah i gotta try nope oh he's just chilling there he's chilling looking at the camera oh and look at that i don't hear anything after we have this knocked down the mrs norris animation is gonna be weird let's see it genius boy let's see it oh this is some like end of space odyssey all right see the bullying oh she's stuck that's amazing she's just walking eternally now what does she get like i guess she can't move up here to get us she sees us right these bookshelves are cool oh she tried to hop and failed bruh [Applause] he's like ah yes harry potter why are you knocking down bike shops harry i suppose it wouldn't hurt to just have one more space oh it's the mirror oh [ __ ] that was kind of cool yeah that came out of nowhere man um so what do you say we fly and go see [ __ ] dumbledore loaded in somewhere oh great idea oh whoa whoa what is oh there he is that's dumbledore i see him there he is what is that oh good owen he's just in a [ __ ] like coffin man that is spooky and then this is hagrid yeah what was that it's hagrid oh it's filch yeah oh it's a bunch of filters it's about a million it's like filch society hold on the camera is so hard to control here i hope it's over oh okay society it's so hard to look oh and all the mrs norris bro oh what kind of locking technique is that phillips truly non-existent one now i don't know much about no doors you can't get up on the table that's your weakness he's not a table guy he has too much respect for the mahogany i like good wood oh she's sliding oh my god what the [ __ ] [ __ ] and i what i can't cast a spell what's happened oh miss norris got me i think what i think that was supposed to be harry's looking sheepish look at hell ghost is that painting coming out of the painting look at that that painting is coming out of the painting that sounds weird that you coming out of the painting wait a second that's not part of the painting rules in harry potter wait a second what this is norrish oh look at that that was weird oh he's walking he's walking he's officially been trapped wow the filter's been neutralized man sad is the other one still around [Music] what is this it's like the bean dungeon there's like big piles of rainbow stuff why are they in this i don't know i need to fly in they're just in a horrible miserable place it's in [ __ ] oobly yet hold on look there's like a hole in the ceiling is it oobliet man i guess they were like man we need a payoff for friend george collecting beans like they need to have some reason for it and somebody's like boone promoted henson the keys the keys the keys oh yeah i remember this god what what a sick like kids book like children's series you know yeah that first book especially so whimsical i totally forgot about the keys i love the key part as a kid just i remember like reading the book i was like this is cool it's like he's paying off his skills as a seeker yeah and in game play this is paying off your skills and playing the shittiest footage mini game ever that's right oh they do the chess huh what the how does this work are we going to play real chess you like full pen to the pieces around it's like you actually have to beat deep blue the chest blocks i'm gonna say you have to beat the world's smartest ai in chess by flip and doing pieces oh he's dead you are the piece wait i don't know what i'm even doing you're a pawn you're playing chess it doesn't make the pieces fight each other but i don't exactly know how to make them fight each other it's like having them bump into each other kind of yes i don't even i really don't even get what's happening honestly are you winning i think you're winning oh watch this i'm gonna fight each other that's not how a rook moves by the way that's definitely a rook and it definitely just moved diagonally am i crazy yeah yeah you know yeah boys oh this camera doesn't look like it's like doing it right wow that was great that was a really it was probably the best game of chess i've ever played was that was that real did i just have a stroke yeah i have no that was i literally do not know what i did i have no idea what i did i wandered around oh potions oh my god cause that wasn't even in the movie at all i've totally forgot about this [ __ ] i mean i remember in the book but i didn't remember it was in the game yeah damn it it's literally the ending of indiana jones right it's like a cup swap game it's like the potion blows it swaps them around then you have to get the one that you know okay they do maybe they make it into a good game okay good okay you got it i was not sure that was like oh [ __ ] all right threes that's gotta be it [Music] that was a pretty clever move but stop doing that tempting faith [Music] stop i'm gonna tie your hand down man oh good times he's not even casting spells at you he's just trying to stop the blocks he's like i can't let you live potter he probably knows how to kill you but it's not it's not casting that killing curse casting block move oh that one is green maybe that one is the killing curse blocked it with the freaking block cast like crucio on an inanimate object the box is like [Laughter] oh god spain wow he like broke his own neck he snapped his neck that didn't happen in the movie i feel like this is not how the mirror of era said worked in the book it like spins and it's got like this broken thing on the back i don't even understand what's like happening right now that's how harry defeated him i just could have sworn i read the books and it didn't make it happen exactly like this you do have like zero health which is comforting mr like because he shoots the root of [ __ ] mirrors yeah he definitely does he definitely does it like just constantly strike oh [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] he just got pissed and farted just freaking ripped ass oh he's hyped about it he's like yeah it's not fair what the [ __ ] dude remember harry potter 2 where we got like multiple life bars yeah good time this one we only have one that one winner yeah i like how this model kind of thumped into place there god that's a creepy looking 3d model honestly not good nicely done you did it you did it oh man harry's [ __ ] dead oh so naturally he would never ever forget until he got oh wait what it showed the end for like one frame what snape what's the snape now what huh what is this [ __ ] nonsense wait what is happening it's at the end for like half a second now a snape hmm it's like an after credit sequence oh no oh they're gonna drown it with beans that's what the beans were for oh my god oh my god it had purpose it's lifeless yeah snape is [ __ ] dead and they're laughing it up they're checking it up out here he literally got drowned in beans brutal damn oh all right well we got to quit the game oh but but if we quit we have to quit the we have to quit we have to say bye to chat but we're not we're not done streaming yet hold on what do you want to say say your final words i wha [ __ ] you oh yeah like yeah it's [ __ ] here to make

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Published: Fri Feb 19 2021

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