Twitch Scraps: Grim Fanjanko

[Music] adventure game designers smoked seven thousand lines of cocaine every day of work the door is jank every time thick hey thick you know i hate to see him go but i love to watch him leave chat oh that's a good animation yes did you see the layering there oh only the finest layering oh don't use the key on there he kind of does look like the gates of hell the [ __ ] that's amazing that's amazing yeah it just keeps going it just keeps going how about a kiss for the road oh ick don't let me down now she talk in poetry supposed to have feelings i'm bad news yeah right you're running after that ghost chick everyone what's your name this is cool dishwashing it's very true look at him walk that's an amazing walk whoa whoa okay okay no have you decided where you are no okay just let me know when you choose which position you're sitting in that's fine i just give you this forever okay she gonna yep yep yep uh-huh she's gonna break even more sir if you will please place all of your belongings on the security desk oh what position is this lads my secret to happiness manuel is that i have the heart he's got it in a jar that's the joke i keep it yep yep yeah it's literally in a jar i really like people were like it's an anchor i was like [ __ ] funny-looking anchor but oh my god i get it it's like one side of the anchor and once it disappears once it goes behind this thing that you should totally be able to see it through it just vanishes that's cool whoa what's happening what has happened what's continuing to happen what is happening what the [ __ ] wait i don't get it what's he doing huh did i solve it i think i just solved the puzzle hold on guys i think there's a chinese earthquake i should have just kept that lady's socks [Music] but you're ahead why did i say that why would i say that do it do it you [ __ ] delightful man you yes slide yeah everyone at home clap sure oh my god it transitioned to pre-rendered for half a second to do that explosion and you could tell because everything crustified and the door in the background closed i love the look of this game so much yeah number nine what's this [ __ ] douche [Music] we got here crawling on hand and foot and he got here sitting down and stepping a martini oh they're going to hell [Music] oh my god this is amazing what the [ __ ] oh this game is badass oh my god that's brutal it's me halo the supernatural enthusiast i am fulfilled to dream of mine i'm a guru i feel like i'm more than halfway through the game by like a significant amount like i feel like i'm here right that's gotta be this with the train right but no and i already went off the edge of the world whatever oh ignore the idiot behind the curtain oh it's the oh it's this guy he's freaking out what the [ __ ] look at him go oh more just um delicious jank delectable jank he's i bet he's supposed to be walking out of there but he can't okay what's he won't stop moving hey how'd you get free i think he's supposed to be walking in a circle oh he came out oh my god there's never been a time when i was in more need of pure endorphins and we're going to get that in the form of little squeaky balls little squeaky fuzzy balls popping that's terrible i ruined it [Music] boom boom fine i'm ready [Music] it's literally the same sound [Music] oh that's so sad that's so sad the instant i ran out oh what wait am i like pressing it too fast for it to send some out oh that's weird let's try 10 clicks per second then yeah nice waiter can i get some [ __ ] service over here nice the gold all the gold we could ever want it's like the midas touch oh [ __ ] all right we gotta fight this guy now targeting his big boldness he's dying he's dying fire is slowly dying i am slowly dying [Music] die oh my god i can't no come back here get up this is the [Applause] oh man hey hey i'm sorry quit that i couldn't get you too quickly why no charge what the [ __ ] i must take the boyfriend charge them [Music] all right [ __ ] it i'll just go get another one [ __ ] you oh no oh he's all right i got a wreck that i also stole from you i so you did get that one it's because it was just like laying by your thing and i was like i thought i managed to rest that from your grasp no where the [ __ ] we're gonna be playing this though spongebob i'm not gonna have the webcam up teeth dent reveal uh i'm not wearing eyeliner yeah i'm i'm immune to sleep yep favorite king crimson album what do you think take a guess oh i died oh god did he have no eyes did he have no pupils in his eyes for a moment there the [ __ ] crusty sandy nope what a great day hey spongebob check this out little square dude i don't even remember what it jake peace out she's got a oh yeah look at her face she looks depressed [Music] she heard this she's she's like concerned about global warming oh wow i probably shouldn't have done that huh that was probably a dumb idea i guess they respawn look at this [ __ ] guy don't you take your jellyfishing net with you now it's a lemon scented it's diabolical [Music] oh no they got larry they got larry the lobster crouch down crouch what the [ __ ] please crouch crouch please i just want to do that [Music] [Applause] that's that laugh i would i i've recently developed a fondness for witch laughter that's like i i've been practicing so it's like in the car every once in a while i'll just cackle help me oh right this guy yeah i love the ones that go off the screen oh that's so cool meat for the meat god this is like i'm like germa that's the joke easiest joke i've made in this century just be like hey hey folks it's it's it's me germa [ __ ] like oh am i gonna fall in there wow all the way up i'm gonna talk to the [ __ ] wind fish the hell oh jump chat oh wait no no i could totally do that better hold on hold on hold on big that's terrible that was worse she made it and now she can wear her absurdly short skirt and serve gelato yay i murdered a thousand cops she genuinely killed a lot of people she really like that's not a joke and then she goes wink t he cold-blooded killer right there no soul get out of here wow guy you did it you murdered all those cops for me [Music] nice is that a celeste reference easy easy easy crushing it overkill i don't know what the [ __ ] that one is is that a bidet is that what that is oh i thought it was the wheels again i keep thinking that god damn it what the [ __ ] he looks like a mother character right now like straight up look at that face and tell me that isn't an earthbound sprite what the [ __ ] i don't remember this at all i i genuinely have no memory of this it's kingdom hearts they're pogging oh my god they look like that meme holy [ __ ] do you guys know the one i'm talking about with the dudes on the couch right as i was about to crash into the wall [Music] what the [ __ ] was that strat he took a fat [ __ ] space [ __ ] what i really really want so tell me what you want what you really really want damn well what i really really want so tell me what you want what you really really want to do i did it oh right there's an escape sequence what oh i was like i'm hitting the direction what huh do i have to mash a for that i think i have to mash a to run okay that's kind of horse [ __ ] makes no sense this is also not good for my hand oh [ __ ] oh i loaded a state [ __ ] i like moved to a different position to mash well so it wouldn't hurt my hand and i accidentally hit the save state he made off with all the money dr wario does not observe medical standards seen by the rest of the world he just doesn't he doesn't believe in them he doesn't wash his hands he lets his stinky filth just collect he does open heart surgery with his garlic hands greasy greasy pizza fingers it's alarm [Music] all right it's time for me to check your prostate bend over this is a real baby game we joke about baby games this is genuine baby game when when it gets to e i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] myself and chat's gonna scream oh arch oh again everything's just all gooey oh it's what do we vacuum them up oh no that's horrible you know this is the game that adolf hitler played when he was younger and that's how he learned to exterminate people it's terrible is that the end oh hey it's the zoom zoom there's zoomers oh my god real footage of zoomers caught on film these toads only have one eye when they're spinning around oh i tried i tried i loved that mario luigi just ran away i never really processed that when i was younger they just go and like hide can you do the thwomp noise it's like ah right it's like err i don't know i did my best yeah that's what they say right sorry i was wrong what bounce you why did you you're gonna bounce me just catch me we'll bounce you to the ambulance do you have just like a net rather than a trampoline perhaps we're gonna bounce your jump out you gotta do it the fires are like licking at the back of your head all right there you go you just like fall right in the ambulance and then you instantly are cured oh my god look at him walking oh my god it's an absolute chain of walks holy [ __ ] oh my god another coming over here black luigi never thought you'd see the day luigi is now canonically black i smell the ashes again luigi are you the voices they're in the trees oh you gotta shoot me luigi pull the trigger luigi hey uh dk junior come over here come on listen to your uncle mario all right you ever you ever consider doing drugs you want to try some i have i have some right here listen if you ever need a hookup up alright always come to your uncle mario dk junior's like [Music] you know they call him donkey kong because he [ __ ] never mind okay shut up oh my god what i just got omega [ __ ] i just got omega [ __ ] what the hell oh don't send those no don't want me oh no this is like a ah that's what this one swamps sound like yes oh you're going a bird hell bird you killed two innocent girls oh wow it [ __ ] dissolved why did i do that okay sometimes i take like the less in less efficient route to doing something and i i i know that once the stream is over i'm gonna have to get out the belt and i'm gonna have to punish myself for sub-optimal behavior man this is all right you know what this is reminding me of my experience i hate you openly and without regret what what lakitu you need you gotta work out your issues it's like in the final moments of his life lakitu's true [ __ ] nature comes forward see that now i got the [ __ ] victory he died in time nice i think like the cartoon music and he's like he got bonked that's what happened to naval piranha huh how could this have happened ah he's jerking off what the hell he's having a sad wink mate also his legs were cut off his overworld sprite oh my god look at their [ __ ] eyes trio the band sheep and it's not centered even close to properly well oh died on the vaporwave stage oh god what yo she doesn't have a tongue so he's just going like okay thank you so much sir oh my god he pogged the guy in the video pog the guy in the video pogged i paused the video at just a random part and he pogged i didn't mean to do that okay sorry we're all gonna look back on this pog phase of jokes and and we're gonna grimace the phrase cringe will be out of style we're going to grimace at them [Music] no scoop cam what do you mean scoop camp it sounded like like i was warping in a mario game milady just tip my scooby gee i wonder if this tree branch is gonna move on a hinge right here it might not oh good i'm dog take it take it oh dummy oh you can see it's [ __ ] cool this thing right am i crazy it's even got its eye popping out his eyes pop out wow that's weird seeing a real picture in here [Music] oh my god it's heading me off it's like it's like tron this is like tron light bikes the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god that actually worked [ __ ] well let me take you for all right i freaked out and accidentally pressed the first person camera button nuke the whales gotta nuke someone gotta nuke someone that is just an essential some massive population has to die i've told them i've talked about this before but a real fear of mine is that i will say something stupid and then a nuke will go off and then those will be my last moments on earth is me saying that like eric cartman is is funny fartman or something like that they're going like hey [Music] lois [Music] that one hole i'm like a magnet for that hole man i love that hole i'm a whole magnet uh oh [ __ ] oh i forgot what i i pressed the wrong button wow fly cam should look cool here yeah i was gonna say we're riding on the wall dumping souls into hell it's the health train oh my god it's literally the hell train from grim fandango i'm sad that my rainbow tail on the mini map is not actually rainbow oh okay i love this kind of rainbow texture by the way it gives me super nostalgia for the nintendo ds when you get like a what whoa when you get a star man in nintendo in mario kart ds this is a cool glitch can i go in that tube or is that just like it's just a path that i unlock right no yeah i don't know if i can go in there ain't get it ain't real tube battle plan only touch the stone oh the slickest [ __ ] i've ever done box storage area let's go it's good who is my least favorite popular youtuber i don't know i don't like watch many of them so i wouldn't really know but you know what the phrase watch many made me think of watch mojo so that's what i'm gonna say you know who i really don't like popular youtuber what's that guy joe that's all what is the dude that i'm thinking of joe [Music] i tried i really tried because i know there's angry joe and i got one people saying angry joe but there are already people going [ __ ] stop bro so sorry i'm so it's embarrassing people caught on so fast whatever whoa was that a perfect vhs logo corner hit don't lose no no i wouldn't do that to you i'm going to do shrek 2 i need a hero at 0.25 speed oh [ __ ] [Music] come on come on [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] oh it's like i know the quotes so hearing them in slow motion oh god typical male power fantasy you know this is why i [ __ ] hate video games there's there's a limited number of birds that are allowed to be on screen at once i think oh my god [Music] i'm eating my words and he's eating my birds holy [ __ ] top 10 boss battles in video games do you think we have enough explosions [Music] she doesn't know what to do she can't cope with the strat she can't cope [Music] so when i was younger and i dressed as slendy man for halloween there was one year that i was helping uh my friend mitch who is now my housemate give out candy for trick-or-treaters at the door and it was the same time gangnam style was popular and when people opened the door i would be in my slenderman costume and we would play gangnam style and i would dance the dance and then one time when we opened the door a kid started crying and i didn't get that he was crying because i had the mask on and i just kept doing gangnam style at this [ __ ] like weeping kid in a slenderman costume it was terrible i didn't realize what was going on until it was much too late far too late so yeah that's one of the high points of my life pog pog oh anti-pog do you have a musical background it's just black right now chat's going kind of fast but the game's pretty intense i don't know it seems like they're all spamming one word i'm gonna keep looking at the game though i don't know what they're saying they could be saying anything any word could be being said by chat right now chad yeah oh that's this is not oh is this the one that does damage i think it is yeah nice wow uh was that a perfect gertie junior fight i just walked straight up i was walking i walked on his ass oh my god there you go it's like the apple painting i've got the apple in front of his face it really makes you think doesn't it bruh [Music] see you don't know if i pogged there you don't know i could have made any face [Music] he's just going like oh skull expog bruh well this could be the death of me right here bruh why did i do that why did i do that how did i do that i [ __ ] up i can use relax to push me through the door without doing damage uh i don't have any bombs this is it i'm screwed i don't know why i did that i [ __ ] myself and died we were like grown not another fetch quest am i right [Music] take that line out of the game take that line out of the game man to woman too i don't know if you guys are getting like a lot of feedback on this but i'm going to do mandal woman too i'm going to listen to it what does it sound like oh this sounds like the [ __ ] like marble oh my god lost soul what is that lost [Laughter] that's terrible [Music] to get the old man sound effect pack greetings and it's just a guy going like [Music] it's just we did this hooray hooray like i could do [Music] no it's not loss [Music] shut up chat oh wow so sad she's oh she's a jedi it's a [ __ ] like house dog in this shitty costume it looks like it's like tranked out of its mind the whole episode too like hold on they they just they just carry it around and just sort of flop this thing all over the place it's just like yeah whatever it's almost like it's a pathetic costume it's so funny and they like treat it seriously classic star trek is so it's just a gold mine for jank like that make of the better world place classic live laugh love potted suck at least there's free meat oh [ __ ] did i just destroy the meat i think i just destroyed the meat i don't see it anywhere am i holding it no that's just my big hand hey guess which hand i uh never mind people are very small in this game look at how small this man is [Music] time for a real video game no wheels all hype i just saw like a face oh i just saw when i was alt-tabbing through i had alberto balsam starting off the stream and let me just hold on i just had this face just like flicker across my screen for like half a second when i was alt-tabbing and it like genuinely freaks me out i was like what the [ __ ] was that i was like was that my webcam do i look like that all right so yeah we're gonna uh just stall for a little bit take a drink of water while we search for a game all right looks like we got in here we [ __ ] go look at the emoji cars there's too many emoji cars people keep buying the emoji skin all right let's go come on go get him how am i in 12th i'm at the front come on you [ __ ] [Music] this sucks hold on this is better this is a more advantageous position oh they're trying it too i think people have figured out my strat can i get like just random megalovania no if i get if i get random megalovania i will delete my channel nope are you sure you want to quit the race honk to confirm you were disqualified wow all right well i guess i kind of suck at this game uh the meta was just too hard to adapt to i felt like the online community was just a little bit too competitive for me to really get into the game but uh i could there's a lot to love about this game this i can really appreciate it's merit i'm [ __ ] out of here i'm sorry i did my best i did my best oh my god

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Id: eDUx5LPkdaY

Length: 33min 38sec (2018 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 09 2021