Everybody Was Scum Fu Fighting

so today we're doing three crusty dusty fighting games last time we did some on emulator but now we're gonna do them on real consoles we've got an nes we've got a snes we got a gemisis we got andrew andrew say a word i'm a console this first game we're playing is i saw something here it is it's kart fighter is this a is that like mario and luigi yeah mario and luigi no it's it's not an official mario game this is a bootleg uh this was a yeah so there are some people there's a company that made a d make of street fighter 2 on the nes so street fighter 2 was on the super nintendo and he's he's pogging he's looking at the name yasi and ferrari they basically made a version of street fighter 2 the d make with sprites that resemble characters from super mario kart on the super nintendo okay boy start an option yeah so you may notice it just says option that's because there are no options it's only an option oh it's just the ai difficulty so all three okay cause we won't be fighting ai right now we got chun li peach some of these characters resemble street fighter characters and some of them just don't like dk junior is kind of like zangief and mario and luigi are like ken and ryu everyone else i don't really [ __ ] know i'm going to play toad and my guess is his name's going to be todd you may be surprised oh never mind his name is canopia i think that's his name in uh japan so here we are i'm dropping bananas it's just it's the nes so there's only two [ __ ] buttons a and goddamn b all right so and then you do like quarter circle forward punch to like throw a projectile yeah there you go there we go you shot a mushroom it's just miserable though like the sprites and yes controllers yeah the controller is terrible we're doing this on a [ __ ] d-pad there's like the sprites are flickering constantly just all the time chunks missing at any given moment this game barely runs properly okay uh this sucks the timer's running out oh okay spit on his ass you gotta die you gotta spin are we even hitting each other what are moves movement is very sluggish yes it's oh it's terrible it's it's a miserable video game it's none of these games are good some of the games last time we were like hey this is kind of fun we will not be uttering that sentence today that is not an emotion we'll experience i think i have a short you can yeah the shoyukens are weird mario's shoryuken is like backwards we'll see it i can just like run away too monkey monkey oh and i just realized your name is donkey it's dk junior too like who the [ __ ] is spared a thought for dk junior except like me and where did dk jr come from uh well he came from a game called dk june or donkey kong jr hell yeah mrs donkey kong basically it was well donkey kong came out and then there's donkey kong jr and then there's donkey kong three there's no donkey kong two that's just what donkey kong jr is well donkey kong two is actually wario land three legend of the seven rings so yeah i don't know if we'll spend a ton of time on this one this is probably the shittiest of the bunch for some reason when you lose a match you have to hit continue it's just like i think playing multiplayer is just like we have usurped the single player mode for a minute in order to play a multiplayer match basically interesting that's like all i can gather i'm gonna play luigi because luigi's [ __ ] like broken in a bad way he's like pissing his pants yeah the the color sets are weird and look how tiny bowser is why am i so small manly i'm like tyler1 oh your name's just luigi so luigi only has a fireball he's a clone of mario who has like three actual moves he has only one of them actually straight worse yeah he just doesn't have a short you can but the thing is the ai can do the shore you can so i think it's just broken in single player it's very bizarre also we can look up the move list here by the way it's very simple a is easy tail flop yeah yeah here what though that's a very thrusty move i wonder if anybody played this how did you get this cartridge uh well it's a funny [ __ ] story i got a custom cartridge online it's oh god you didn't even make contact with me i bought this game for 40 [ __ ] dollars online wow that's the story absolutely worth it i think i'm gonna have a seizure looking at luigi's pants clipping through the floor and we will look at the cartridge the cartridge is amazing kick your [ __ ] face bowser the hitboxes are [ __ ] they're so bad i feel like just because i'm small i just have less power you can duck moves bowser is the hitbox advantage character in this game what the [ __ ] move it sucks like it's so hard to like approach yeah and this music some of the songs oh [ __ ] i'm stunned okay i want to scratch my face uh some of the songs in this game resemble mario kart songs and then some of them are just like ear piercing nonsense no oh my god we went in like omega slow motion i think that's because his gloves are white and he raises his hand up so it's like halfway up his face and the palette like extended into his face show you your crotch it's like [Laughter] and it's not even like ridley down be in smash where it like does a [ __ ] ton of damage or anything it's just like a normal move the [ __ ] peach has the most spammable move ever we should do a peach ditto it'll be hot fireball [Music] fire ball i can't do it grab you i'm gonna grab you now what should i miss the timer will run out get over here i'm going to grab you oh [ __ ] i'm stunned no yes no that was you know [Music] who wins oh too look at just like walk all the way back and then walk forward he's going to the store here he's just out for a [ __ ] stroll man i don't know how the nes works so the fact that this is the sprites are like oh yeah sometimes it's it's usually to do with multiple like complex sprites being on the same layer complex is a bit of strong fire oh it's because the timer ran out it looks like he cast the fireball and then bowser just instantly went like all right let me show off the [ __ ] cartridge this is such a dumb like nerd thing but it's amazing hold on let me get the webcam out cart fighter for the nes it's dark [ __ ] carton fighter it's styled after the street fighter 2 poster and i just want to draw attention to the fact that there's there's zangief wario and there's a dulcim goomba not seen in the game this is not a thing that happens in kart fighter wow yeah and it's got like luigi ken in the middle going like wow i am eclipsing the sun the thing is i i tried emulating it and i was like okay why does it look like [ __ ] why are all the sprites all flickery like that and then i went to go buy a cartridge of it and then i was like oh but it was still worth it so we if we both hover over the character it does this glitchy [ __ ] yeah lovely totally intended and meant to be in the game [Music] scooby-doo chase instantly starts so back and b is this like hair whip move it's just really good imagine actually having a move that has a hitbox it looks like it's a double hit but the second hit actually does nothing but i used it to cheat my way through the entire single player and uh you played the single player i played the single player to see if anything happened at the end and i wanted to like record it is there a story mode literally nothing happens you literally just fight all the characters in the game and then it goes well [ __ ] done [ __ ] wow it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] said that it was weird it goes i can't you spent 40 dollars on this and then it spits on your [ __ ] shoes but yeah i basically like the ai are incredibly dumb i set it to like the lowest level and uh i just uh the run the animation is so dopey yeah the music is awful yeah the music's so piercing this is one of the ones that's actually oh spin oh my god spin blade spin it's like an actual version of a mario kart song which is unusual ooh doesn't even look really like it isn't like peach early at all uh yeah so she's supposed to be kind of like most of the character designs remained like mario esque but for some reason they were like peach is now half chun li okay that's why she has like the boots and like the weird legs yeah exactly she got them praying mantis hands with the hair get ready for the hair i'm gonna whip you quick whip whip nickname whip if nate wait nip that flickering she's just like her entire body is facing out of existence and i have to continue god damn it all right well okay final round final round we gotta try every character at least i'll do yasi oh i guess oh god we're actually we've done them all we've done like we haven't done the koopa oh yeah koopa versus yasi i think you've done yeah [Music] just some mario enemies just throwing [ __ ] hands man just straight up throwing hands who wanted this like i mean since smash brothers we've known that this is the best thing in the world world star like smash bros is like goofy but that's when they freaking have their dukes up and they're like punching at the throat they're going for the jugular also i figured out to do a dash yeah he doesn't throw an egg or anything that would make sense yeah there's no egg it's smell shocked this is an infinite there's nothing he can do about this i can just like buffer it and chain them together whoa that was weird you like threw me to the right and flung off to the left yeah i want to see if it actually puts me in an egg hold on oh nice hitbox on that move that's really good no he just goes like [Laughter] yeah it just doesn't happen sometimes so uh this is a little bit of foreshadowing too this this stream and some of our other fighting game streams because after this would i stun you yeah [ __ ] get that one light kick in uh we're gonna play street fighter we're gonna go through the like an annotated history of the street fighter series charge here's the new shell move yeah oh i got destroyed let's go [Music] cool dumb face the stages some of them almost look good it's uh it's one hell of a game all right mario ditto to settle it all wait one of us it's just luigi yeah i think that's the second palette for mario what the [ __ ] so maybe when you're playing the ai it was just mario and green i'm pretty sure i saw luigi ai when you when you let the title screen go it goes to like demo mode of just two random characters my theory also goes with the fact that uh the [ __ ] hold on the wiki or the thing that has the move list it it lists moves for luigi but it just has question marks next to the inputs next to uppercut and flying kick so i don't [ __ ] know who knows but for mario it's like back forward a is sure you can and it's like a weird backwards shoryuken he like hits behind him it's very bizarre that didn't even do anything what the [ __ ] went right through your face time always goes out yeah the timer is very uh limited it just got so slow to like move around i don't know why i'm doing a luigi voice i'm mario the inside of luigi's mouth is green he's got like green teeth ooh get kicked in the face [ __ ] sure you can like usually assure you can goes forward a little bit it's so hard yeah it's really weird well the thing is like everything you really get punched away from the other person after every hit so it's really yeah to do the sure you can have it hit yeah and you can't like get a combo going [ __ ] that's what we call a cross-up [ __ ] that's what we call getting hit [ __ ] [Applause] and the same team that made this game also made a game called somari it's an nes game where it's mario in sonic world and just going through sonic world as mario it's like so mari i get it yeah uh you're gonna get looped to death my friend holy [ __ ] i feel like we got the jis yeah we can probably just get the [ __ ] out of here all right next game hold off on that because the good people at home have got to watch the intro i don't know if i've ever seen these controllers before genesis controller yeah they are a weird [ __ ] controller it's got like the xbox 360 d-pad everybody's favorite okay and then it's got a b and c which stands for cursed so this next game we have is balls yeah 3d fighting balls so this game is a clown game and uh you may know this this is probably most famous for an ad that ran about it that said tell santa you want balls for christmas last day but we are actually going to play the game rather than just chatting about it uh it's probably the best of the three games we're gonna play today and it has a bunch of dick jokes balls balls balls oh god there's literally a clown yeah you think you could defeat the jester to do that you gotta have balls cronk and boomer boom oh my god i forgot this gun so i played this like ages ago i i don't really remember too much about it but it's weird as [ __ ] well we got to do caveman versus monkeys it's perfect yeah the so the thing is the screen in the background just like [ __ ] kibitz's the whole time it says lick the mat it says some truly horrible things too kiss the canvas and so you may notice this is like fake 3d it's weird you can run around moving forward and back it's in like tekken 3d space oh weird yeah it's very bizarre and this is on the gem assist the same thing that ran like sonic 1. i got long arms yeah so we got weird moves i think it's like a is punch b is kick and c is jump [Music] i don't know how to oh [ __ ] you could spit a [ __ ] luge at him hell yeah this is how we win this is how we win what is that like mr ick in the background what did that it was like [ __ ] ancient greek there oh this is chaos yeah this is chaos also even our health meter is balls everything is bald absolutely 100 of this game is balls oh what the hell [ __ ] jockey from left 4 dead oh i got a sliver of help come on come back come back don't ever kill me at her he's fortnight dancing on me he's flossing what the [ __ ] it is like that's cool 3d like yeah no it it's like mildly impressive it's cool for an old console i think this company also made a bunch of other games that were like about like taking care of like dogs and cats or something and the dogs and cats were made up of little balls too they were very fixated on balls all cats andrew hi how are you oh it's so nice to see you it feels like it's been forever yeah how are you doing i just asked him that uh when we go really close to the camera it actually it's like damn look at that that's scary it's a horror movie i'm just running away from the monkey get me out of here yeah it's like double tap forward and kick i did a dash what does it do it's like g-man is in the background chaos yeah the screen really adds a lot what boomer i gotta check out boomer the clown this is like a different clown it was a jester is the main boss of the game i'm a sumo wrestler ooh nice i got the thighs all right yeah i got a big clown foot there was a skull in the background a real honest-to-god skull oh i threw my head god your head came off but this one's like mildly fun like compared to [ __ ] cart fighter yeah can i just mash this i don't know about that man we we swivel automatically to face each other this might be it oh you're dizzy i'm stunned [ __ ] oh it was a trap it wasn't mouth head finisher come on you won't kill me you'll never kill me you got the big shoes he's got drip man oh that was a good noise noises are nuts thanks for that noise i like there's so many noises happening you can barely tell what's going on oh god that's brutal open wide for chunky what the [ __ ] are some of these things it's saying stop honking my stop honking me oh [ __ ] oh we're wrestling yeah i'm walking i'm walking over here what am i going to do we're just going to walk towards the screen and look at the camera like jim on the goddamn office damn that wasn't very comical one ticket for the loser circus damn god nibble some knuckle yeah what the [ __ ] they they really talk about like eating things it's lately they're trying to say like eat [ __ ] come on kick him get him no no kicks no kicks oh i'm [ __ ] three is my final rule and testament get over here you gotta hit me get out finish it off did it say just says jump in the background i can't i'm too slow yeah throw the head oh i can bowl my head oh [ __ ] you're mine boomer he's got a dick one he's got a tiny little dick ball oh look at that he's got a massive nose [Laughter] it's got the schnoz i can do jumping jacks as this character i remember this i don't even know if it's an attack you just do it i can throw you god damn it she's twinkle toes i mean i'm getting hit with the twinkle toes right now i'm spinning oh it threw my dick what are you gonna do without it it's like k-rool's crayon you gotta go pick it back up oh [ __ ] i just like broke batman's back hey okay quit that get the [ __ ] out of here you just twinkle toes your way back over here throw my dick oh my god here lady have one of these [ __ ] i'm joking i'm joking you can't catch me when i do this hey yeah oh my god spin my spin here we go oh my god divine it's just like random like clip art images like yeah sure a swan sure apparently i'm loser and you're a bruiser my favorite one i'm walking oh no that sucks ouch oh divine is where it's at it can't be divine oh this command grabs crazy he was like yes ma'am i'm gonna do jumping jacks until i [ __ ] die what the hell when you're back in the chucky i just got crushed [ __ ] in your skull ah i don't do very much damage i can bounce on him though it bounces no no i'm bouncing i'm bouncing turbo's backed against the wall now i'm bouncing he's bouncing get over here you just did like a bull charge at me like an actual bull hell yeah oh [ __ ] i don't even oh wait was i doing something there i have to oh bounce bounce kick out of here the bounce is gonna have to come and clutch here [ __ ] there's not a chance you're here's not a chance you're winning grab his neck you're gonna be splat on the mat mate you're gonna be nibbling some knuckle you [ __ ] behind me i'm getting roasted come on i had you kick him what are you doing you're wrong oh my gosh [ __ ] is that really the winning move what the [ __ ] that was strong ouch damn i gotta roll again no i gotta roll again no no no no no that did no damage okay i gotta recoup i gotta riku i gotta recoup come on [Applause] consider plastic surgery hat rack damn these oh good insults rhinoplasty that's a very complicated that joke works on a lot of levels it works on a lot of levels and like a hat rack because like it's freaking like yeah do you want to check out the story mode yeah let's do the story mode just search okay see what happens [ __ ] it sounds can we get the guy going ooh this is this oh funny there's a ton of them oh oh [ __ ] we got there no okay oh yeah there it is easy easy hard we gotta easy it easy i think i remember there was a move where you could throw your poop as the monkey what so i think i want to go the moment i'll find the monkey oh that was very fast jesus christ what the [ __ ] god he's freaking out is this like a cut scene what's happening no this is the game oh my god boomer yeah i don't know if i know how to do the [ __ ] move this is a this is a disaster oh he has a move where he just like explodes into like a billion pieces oh oh gotta get destroyed i'm getting [ __ ] here destroyed easy mode folks this is [ __ ] up [Music] is taunting what the [ __ ] all right well you give it a shot yeah i'll see if i can oh god away toward up and punch is rude gesture so back forward up punch [Music] oh he's just stretching and now he's done there's an ass on the screen what the [ __ ] he took he put his body in the wrong place what is he doing he rearranged his limbs there is an ass and it blanks it out it censored it what the [ __ ] oh my god it's destroying me yeah this ai is insane oh my god he's [ __ ] like does the splay across ten dimensions move five continues left oh god i don't know oh okay screw this get the [ __ ] out of here he's shaking his ass get the [ __ ] out i'm gonna refill the monkey mug nice and you're gonna drain the other monkey skip to my loot and i skipped nintendo switch are you satiated you snake our next game is shaq poop baby the classic that nobody likes does nobody like it it's not uh very beloved no i don't know anything about it other than shacks in it hell yeah here we are shaq fu baby he's looking serious that looks just like him it just looks like him if he had no soul so i happen to know if you go to options in this game you can put in a cheat code i will be putting in a cheat code oh that activates uh violence mode oh so in the spirit of mortal kombat there's like a there's like a blood mode shack brutally killing people huh but the thing is it's so lame it's like it's totally not like bloody at all because they still had to make it like a certain rating oh of course basically so some of it's just some of the monster enemies when they die they like dissolve no scary yeah so yeah help memphis yeah you hit start there we go okay i i think these are all just original characters i'm pretty sure voodoo these are just like ocs for shaq fu and then just sticking out like a sore thumb is shaq the man himself i can't forget when shaq fought a ghoul yeah he's like he's telling him son of a [ __ ] i'm gonna whoop your ass you better get shacked so here we are it's shackfu fighting game oh god oh oh [ __ ] i just jack's here he's just simply here yeah i think i can do like shaq shuriken or some [ __ ] too i heard too this is live recorded that was my shaq shuriken i think it's called shakkakum i like played this for like two seconds and i was like what are shaq's moves some of these the animations look really smooth like that weird one with the cape oh i was scooping you up so in in regard to the animations this game was created by delphine software uh who yes that is the girl who sold her pee or whatever oh look at his face oh my god but anyway they made these kind of like artful uh step platformer type games the animation and the visuals was always like a strong suit of theirs uh but then they made shaq fu and they got laughed out of the room wow now they're gone they well yeah the company's now defunct they made again like flashback or flash did i say flashpoint flashpoint i think it's flashback uh and then they uh they made oh you just [ __ ] vanished holy [ __ ] jesus i couldn't stop looking at shaq's face in the upper left like a nose kind of depending on his feelings yeah oh but this is this is one of those ones where there's like war to say their height yeah memphis is 5'7 weight 165 a mighty undead sorcerer who was once set apprentice thousands of years ago timer going down by the way hey [ __ ] do you bleed shack a little bit of blood oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] i just dashed forward what the [ __ ] was that oh god that sprite he's like anime sheepish you look like a resident evil monster yeah oh look the blood i can't fury do anything let's [ __ ] go oh my god consecutive normal punches the fury meter is like a stun meter in a street fighter except it gives you an advantage rather than stunning you uh voodoo many have fallen prey to voodoo who's ancient magic she uses your power to hunt sets enemies uh beast created by set from his own shadow beast is the mightiest of seth's servant okay got it so seth is obviously the bad guy here now we've got the context needed jack hasn't even been mentioned in the lore he said oh god sick oh no don't burn me but yeah the animation is quite good it's really good i don't think eric oh there was a skull there i don't think eric chahi worked on these animations which he was like the prolific like designer behind like the good games but uh this certainly does exist god their faces in the corner are great [Laughter] can i have some [ __ ] fury too you can hear me get out of here damn coming i'm coming ouch it's gonna hit you it's gonna hit you yeah oh and she like hit she was like [Laughter] a dominating force on and off the hoops court rookie of the year perennial all-star and founder of shiquido in extremely lethal martial art form oh my god heights 7-1 is that real uh probably he's a huge guy he was on the title screen he's got to be the main bad guy absolutely an entity of ancient evil set was defeated and entombed in another dimension ages ago oh okay well okay should be fine then shaq you can just tip off go home he's in another dimension yeah they solved it it kind of looks like he's doing like a dispassionate gangnam style dance also i think we can change stages stages look at that bring it on bring it on i can't even oh yeah what's my taunt wow it's also a bring it on while the taunts [ __ ] suck dicks that's cool yeah oh hell yeah doing the flips why do you you got fury like instantly what the [ __ ] i hit you like twice and you got fury either but it gives you like an attack up it's like rage in smash 4. uh walking forward and kicking over and over again seems to be a decent strategy this is working pretty decent he's bleeding backwards face backwards backwards shields i'm not in the um yeah there we go take out the swords all the time oh he's so sad so it's not it's not like the worst thing this is definitely more fun than cart fighter yeah card fighter was bad and he's just going like thanks for the good laugh do come again wow what a [ __ ] and he's like oh you hurt me i have a stomachache oh just who knows what it is probably something amazing it's probably really good shaq's girlfriend and longtime lover from this cat dimension whoa my god oh [ __ ] look at those guys in the background just drumming away what the [ __ ] jesus what is this oh my god sprites look like cart fighter now while we have done nothing to each other how have we done no damage how have we done no damage is she healing somehow or something she's healing there's like no damage at all she's healing a little bit i am healing the [ __ ] how was i doing that oh my god the other one looks like a creepypasta yeah they both look like a weird creep oh my god i don't know how to do any [ __ ] special moves and i don't care she looks like the chick from avatar yeah yeah me running [ __ ] this [ __ ] is like no damage at all yeah oh [ __ ] except that except that there we go there we go what the [ __ ] okay well all right [ __ ] me e a nothing very good sound very good just cuts off look there's beast and then there's mummy guys in the background it's we're drinking up the lore because he made beasts from his own shadow if you remember game speed normal fast and then actually let's check out the [ __ ] uh story mode i wonder if this will affect the story mode i think the story mode maybe has like a little cutscene or something oh [ __ ] it's downtown token i'm checking out the local sites of the day of my all-star charity game pepsi oh [ __ ] pepsi and kung fu you're eating big warriors [Laughter] so by the way delphine studios is a french game so there might be some weird translation such as big warrior i'm an all-star that's what you mean he just looks so out of place in his like [ __ ] cartoon basketball outfit no time to explain go through this portal wait what it's a free door it's a door with like mysticism behind it okay shaq enters the second world that's a pretty amazing line whoa oh god like a mario it's like an oh my god oh my god what the [ __ ] this is amazing catwalk falls we're gonna fight there can i fight this is like cuphead oh my god vagabond temple my swords will make you think twice about that comment wow whoa my swords will make you [ __ ] think never again because they'll be [ __ ] dead here we are i don't think we saw this stage no oh [ __ ] the statues oh jesus christ run super speed oh oh god [ __ ] he's destroying me oh no he did the chun li kick [ __ ] oh my god oh my god face jack's face is how i feel throw your shack shuriken [ __ ] i can't do anything he's just shutting me out he's too good it's so hard to do inputs on the [ __ ] snes oh come on oh you got it you got it you got it better meet your [ __ ] maker oh you got the [ __ ] out of here come on kick him in the face keep him in the face oh my god let's [ __ ] go [ __ ] he's dancing with that like aggressive angry like scream on his face what man says shot the secret is spamming abilities [ __ ] that there's so much damage god [Music] plus sorry the internet's cutting out we might actually the the internet might we might go away this might be the end of the stream guys this might be it inferno kick you

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Length: 37min 51sec (2271 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 12 2021