Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 9

come on just make it absolutely clear now that I'm only here because the producer said I had to be I don't like snow I hate being cold I hate outdoor pursuits I hate the idea that I've got to push my body to find the limit I can't stand this stupid clothing that makes this rustling noise when you move all the time and I hate the zips and the bit saga 'ls and all the pockets and that I hate your stupid truck listen Shh if we make it look at it this way you will be the first person ever to go to the North Pole who didn't want to be there there we go Britney Clarkson is leaving the car okay well break the more pressing question though was what was James shot him with on the walk your man the cameraman that we lent on them you've stopped the plant why have you done that Richard Richard Richard I'm I'm gonna make a suggestion don't come back here don't don't come back go away go to Tierra del Tierra del Fuego and even I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you there as well [Music] and it would be five four eight one this is our darkest please I'm coming down here to put them on otherwise I'll just fall over in it it's the same here as it is there push off and they just stop just kick the arse out for the skis with your heel yes don't cross them some say that he's a CIA experiment that went wrong and that he only eats cheese all we know is he's not the Stig but he is the Stig's American cousin [Music] don't pull that to try and regain control of the rear Hammond dived for the wheel of the Alfa [Music] you pair of utter pillocks you've ruined my car you put if I was driving it like a limousine and you two weren't just being Yabo's trying to break everything that wouldn't happen what would you be using how do I know I've never ever played golf this Ducati ten nine eight I'm sorry what to do it's a Ducati 1098 I'd like to put it forward to go on the board and thought I'd like to put it in the cup I thought seriously no there's every reason why this is a very very cool but it's an Italian Superbike but it isn't just technically very very care but it also [Applause] [Music] James was rubbish with the shotgun sound quietly into the night we are faced adversity in the day shift [Music] the other thing that Hammond has done is that he's fixed the seat in his butt it's quite funny haven't your life alligators made yeah she said yes we may have made that angry just an inseparable look that's a little bit okay perfect [Applause] Clarkson I know it's you you're insufferable opal on the bloody throne folks have got better things to do than go around making cars that's what if they see people are dead what well folks lovely concede bang on where does Kristin Scott Thomas live Paris spirited defensive front no cuz I've always liked France I don't know why you're laughing you'd be exactly the same in Graham Norton was coming [Applause] instead of doing the tricky j-turn I planned to get into the alpha end and reverse away forwards but that idea didn't have a floor in fact it had two floors [Applause] you aimed at my gentleman's area that was chuffing agony I think is put too much mascara around its head laughs I died a bit of that going on in the studio last week actually did make it lady put too much hang on you were wearing mascara before we walk in she yes I guess so I don't know you letter Oh for cryin it well you let her make you look like a spaniel every week so this is what it's like you got your comfort in you've got your Best Western you've got your red lobster where you eat everybody's very fast everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude it's not the holiday program it's the truth Hammond yes we're at the North Pole you've done it we've done it we're here the truck got there yeah the truck has got here it didn't fall through the iceberg here you're not very far away no now listen oh no wait sorry mate James James what's the word hang on a sec okay amend yes they bad luck maybe good fantastic on the track but it's not what it's about on the road it's too jiggly it's too harsh the interior just because the alphas slightly slower you think it must be slightly slower a bit slower in the real world but it in terms of being of the way it feels to drive it the balance the feel of the steering the ride that little niggles you get it hasn't got how can I hit mr. Fitz fundament like yours have that's just childish and doesn't solve the arguments [Music] oh for God's sake James is that it he's done the whole bloody lot it's 25 acres a day in 25 square inches you're gonna die I'm gonna feed you into your own machine now you know that new law about kids under four foot five they have to use booster seats in the car he does yes all right all right people under four foot five have to use a booster seat in the car yeah well in North Yorkshire the police say they cannot enforce that law and you know why they do not have that they do not have the legal I can't wait for this now because they do not have the legal right to measure children safe you see the policeman measuring your children you think quick call then and just put up some new sort of camera by the road to monitor children income you know you can't video children you ever been to a school sports day you have to ask every pair in there before allowed to take the camera out of the boot I'll go to your own kids sports day okay sitrep the power steering pump really is on its last legs I've got a terrible wheel wobble but I'm cool I'm cool now strictly speaking it's left but I think if we go right I can go around the back she means i right well right y-you just said no listen you just said go left right well most people would go left so mostly so why don't we just follow what most people do because I think if we go run oh you didn't intentionally no stupid this is just are you a jerk no Steve have you come to mess up my day you picked me up you took me round around in circles in London in parts 11 looks hundred times now let's determine its go right I'm not taking [Music] you

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Views: 3,716,280

Keywords: Top Gear, TG, UK, Old, Original, Series 9, Season 9, S9, Funny Moments, Funniest Moments, Best Bits, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond

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Length: 10min 48sec (648 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 01 2020