May, Hammond, Clarkson "Still, Could Be Worse" Compilation

they told me that coal-fired eggs would be delicious they were lying still could be worse quick summary of the turn my life has taken um i'm 20 miles south not north of doncaster uh by the side of the a1 in the rain the motorcycle is slightly broken what i did was leave the fuel tap on the reserve tap on so the uh the bike pulled a load of sludge through from the bottom of the fuel tank clogged up the left hand carburetor and has now stopped he's going to come past he's going to be 20 miles 10 miles ahead of us when we set off with some work to do then still could be worse [Music] this i think is still that rain that we had left behind but i got caught up in again because i was delayed having to rebuild my carburetor as a result getting quite wet very well so saturday morning and the continuing adventures of the black shadow continue i'm doing this to beat the car why am i doing still it could be worse oh all the pain there we go still could be worse my god we were stuck behind the tractor earlier on that was doing 50 according to this never mind could be worse yes james had run out of electricity again still could be worse yes james had broken down again time wrong battery wrong never mind could be worse this time james had broken down outside a school at lunchtime [Music] bad news from the cosworth 45 miles to go and my fuel warning light is on that normally means there's a gallon left [Music] still could be worse in my hour of need jeremy was as ever right there for me yes james may ladies and gentlemen is about to be shot well don't gloat watch this full power hang on hang on [Music] oh [ __ ] still could be worse phantom phantom phantom oh jesus christ i'm not sure we're blending in terribly well on this perfectly straightforward shooting weekend well it could be worse what are you wearing yeah i know i've overdone this i am sweating with embarrassment well you're lucky after what happened in argentina i can't sweat i've got to get 59 and i've now got 36 minutes to get there still could be worse it's hammond that's hammond oh that doesn't there's only one road goes north all the others go south still could be worse broadway isn't that where the theaters are look at that i am on broadway broadway well broadway's i'm getting their way honestly i would rather be inside paul scholes this is a car you drive with a long face still could be worse you could be in a chevrolet aveo i like a basic underpowered car i think they can be fantastic fun so it amazes me that they can make this thing so dull the steering is meaningless the pedals feel mushy the seats are flat the gear changes out of a i think it's out of a mark one cavalier nope that's not fair on the cavalier what's happened is richard and i have driven into a cave looking for a bar that isn't here and we have no reverse gear still could be worse god that was going so well my traditional vietnamese fishing knots have come undone and my centuries-old fiberglass outrigger has drifted away we're on our own we're playing for time and it's running out [Music] tell me we've stopped here well to steal some wheels or something it could be worse how could it be how could this be worth if that's the motorway oh jeremy i always wanted to stay in the italian lakes we're staying here tonight well yes so we're carrying on my bicycle tomorrow because these will have been stolen obviously well they did say they've got a secure car park that nobody could break into and i can see exactly what they mean there's absolutely no way that anybody could possibly get into this car park in any way shape or form it's actually very simple you're thinking i'll have people's faces in traffic jams there was some miserable could be worse you could be shot in the back of the head by a marksman hammond you've got big smoke coming at no no stop never mind things could be worse oh [ __ ] that is and i've stalled and i've overheated sorry man i'm sorry let's empty our turds out ourselves [Music] could be worse oh no [Applause] while hammond went for more water james planned breakfast it was also more peaceful as i'd fitted some silences to my jag on the upside my new exhaust system is much quieter than before on the downside it's making a really annoying jingling sound uh and i can't see where i'm going still could be worse hammond yes oh for god's sake [Laughter] what's the matter well i suspect you know but i'll explain it to you anyway breaking sounds a horn so they've given me an interesting game now try to avoid break i'm gonna have to break oh no i've lost second gear still could be worse what's up driving along the washers have suddenly gone on wipers and the engine has stopped i didn't ask them to do that i've never ever seen anything like that oh no the engine is now back that's really weird sadly mr needham was killed there but it could be worse i mean look at me i am drenched apart from this though i think the program has gone rather well okay it's impossible to think how this could be worse [Applause] [Music] air conditioning radiator useless still could be worse could be him over there yeah my guess is his brakes have failed and he's hooked a wheel over there to stop it rolling back god i'd like to meet the man who put these big tires on this thing and i'd like to strangle him still could be worse oh oh dear looks like jeremy corbyn's struggling event though so somehow he's managed to get it back on its wheels still could be worse well [ __ ] right this is quite bad what's happened on all those windy bits as the car leans to one side and the other is that the bigger tyre has rubbed against the filler pipe from the cap here down to the tank it's made a little hole in it and the fuel is gushing out which is why i was getting a bit stoned as i was driving along i thought it was just altitude but it was actually petrol fumes so what i'm going to do is uh drain the tank down by about half so the level is below that bit of the pipe i will patch up that hole put the fuel back in and then i'll put the proper wheels back on situation update viewers bit too close to the edge there um i've got to be careful how i move otherwise i'll fall into the valley still could be worse whoa oh no whoa still it could be worse and then it was because it was time to sit down for richard's scottish dinner battered spagbol followed by a deep fried cake [Music] oh why are they giving me such a massive caravan this is hopeless well it could be worse i can feel the damn force from my a ballast and it's good ah i mustn't be overtaken or i'm out this stupid thing's got my wow of its own still could be worse no no oh no i've gone in a tree a tree is happening still could be worse don't touch the breaks i can't help it i'm touching the brake oh oh oh no can't stop now oh don't go down there don't go down there stupid what the hell is oh lord above what is the what manner of thing is happening here still could be worse oh it's steering me i'm not steering it it is steering me oh ladies and gentlemen it is with great shoot i hate trams they're trains running down the road trains can't stop chuffing tram lines still could be worse oh now we're looking at the tram tracks i'm on the tram tracks i don't want to be like oh there's one coming away so if he breaks suddenly they all get running us still could be worse [Music] i'm not a young man and i'm not a fit man i'll be honest and i am suffering in here this right is really brutal so what were they thinking when they've got streets like this i mean still could be worse now look what i've done i've accidentally crashed into lake como but it's okay because if i push this little button here the wheels have folded up and now i'm on a jet ski oh and it gets better because on land it has 40 horsepower but here on water it has 140. i think of rust mine still could be worse it was difficult before i saw this to imagine anything more hideous than the actual car but you've done it hammond it's the way that you've managed to eradicate any sense of place he's twitching when he looks at the picture of your car he's actually twitching oh dear i've run into the white cliffs of dover literally still could be worse sir ben ainslie sir yes please don't take this personally but this is bloody purgatory i have made it quite heavy still could be worse exa renault factory builds itself and you're sponsored by an anti-dandruff is that good it seems to be working maybe you should try huh could be worse could be a soul now why did he break so soon ow as it turned out james's celebrations were premature because he'd been reading his speedo in kilometers an hour oh [ __ ] still could be worse it's five oh now there's a corner i'm gonna have to oh seventy eight oh corner oh this is impossible oh no it's going on the phone oh no oh no well i said that still could be worse oh dear prepare to look at shoes this is my special face reserved phil continental policeman i think that ramp may have been a bit of a mistake because the view from here and the view over that way of trees suggests i am actually on top of the wall still could be worse [Music] hi yeah have you seen a fiat a small black and white fiat on your travels my seats collapsed badly still could be worse [Music] right well i hope i got a quick timing

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Id: VPuoeQmU6C4

Length: 18min 32sec (1112 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021