Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 7

[Laughter] two things all right when you're nine behind you in a hurry you need one of these a heckler and koch mp5 machine pistol okay fully automatic eat lad olympic target oh yeah pass set the gearbox it's most frozen is setting tape it all down and just drive it I promise you then you spend the rest of your life screaming ask the girl makes you wet sister it is super good you cannot you can't have it you can't have a been detrimental what's the great thing about Jeremy's shooting is that you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target actually I'd learned my lesson and I wasn't gonna miss this time there's a perfectly simple explanation for this you bought a house on a tight Bend need a new what have you been doing for the last 15 years driving around tight bends on television going power surprise when you wake up and there's a Peugeot 106 in your potting shed what's this that's that's a tooth whitening kit it was just a theory until a moment ago this year though it's awarded to James yes it is because you see the thing is the other week we had to record a short trail the three of us and James was mysteriously reluctant to appear on camera where's he just been right I've been for a slash [Music] let's stand up and do this list though I think we should let stand Jake do you know you're not coming into my trap and I'll just count the drainer sire if you have a weakness on this show you're done but you notice how his right bicep is now slightly bigger than his left but if you also notice that when he fills his car if he stands like a teapot you can slow down a ruddy funeral at this right and going this fast know what they've done is fit it with some tea spoons and teabags that sort of thing really annoys me we should do a car that's quintessentially German well just replace the spoons a little sausage easy no traffic ators that go out that only goes to Poland I'm sure you obey the speed limit anyway so what's your objection to speed cameras my objection to speed cameras ëthat we put a big sign up to tell you where they're coming and we even print a list of them on the Internet if you're still getting caught whose faults that you know in real ice skating do this yeah got to be carols you know think we get rid of the cars and we keep the cars no we've got to get rid of the cars never get rid of no I'm not no look milk I can't be without that shoes cheeseburgers yes not eggs no domes you live in eggs come from the milkman doesn't and when we finally did score guess who was otherwise engaged totally impartial giving me every possible opportunity Thanks you just let me down yeah I'm not too brilliant girl whilst you've been chatting up some Norwegian woman and standing in the bar and to flesh that out a little bit is all resident elf yes unfortunately James was no Sir Edmund Hillary you get it across the whole way that'll do it won't do [Laughter] how hard can it be the best thing about this okay because I went and check this one out and you know yeah the editor is called rich oh come on himself in and he says he lives in the Cotswolds well yeah I did he's got a 4x4 yes I'm not moonlighting as the editor of a gay website okay he's got a dog yes I've it's not missing his teeth whitening haven't had my teeth whitened what they've just become white in the same way that yours have gone green it's James and I've looked in on Hammond to inspect his snow bank I can guarantee that won't stop the mini partly because it's not substantial enough but mostly because you built that in front of that slope and the mini is coming to have that one adjustments you

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Keywords: Top Gear, TG, UK, Old, Original, Funny Moments, Funniest Moments, Best Bits, Compilation, Series 7, Season 7, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond

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Length: 7min 29sec (449 seconds)

Published: Sun May 24 2020