Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 6

and so on the dot of just after 23 minutes past two while james was looking the other way the race began james that's what i've just found in hammond's box late night love on 96.3 cleveland fm with richard hammond but look this is one of 30 radio stations oh hang on i can see why he gets the job hosting crumbs ready steady dog canyon well done mr mo husband you're off oh my god i hate this squad let's have a look who'd choose it you'd choose the soft top youth yes why it's nice yeah but do you think that we want to look at your face behind the wheel of that yeah why not because it's horrid i had to get past james whatever it cost him we've only been going a couple of minutes okay this is the song that he says is the best for like yes i'm gonna put my foot down here okay ready well it's the intro you it's a blacksmith shop and here comes my six-year-old with our fisher-price you see right now i'm driving through a tiny little village very rural miles from any big city and if this were america it'd be full of people doing whatever it is they do incest mostly if that pulled up outside your house you'd think oh no a drug dealer is here what was the what was the veering off to the left they're getting lined up it's complicated she's a safe and sensible you just pull a little tab down here and they fold completely flat and then you just pull it actually there's one bit okay there's one bit of that film i want to see again it's you in the cow run okay in slow motion we've got it for you here's hammond see the big bloke coming up behind him grabs him and pulls him into the path of a cow's head i would actually quite like to meet him again well we've got a shot a close-up of his face which i'd like to show to you now there he is now if you're watching the show tonight do please get in touch because i'd like to give you some money meanwhile the jag just kept pounding round the only time it came into the pits was when the driver's sense of direction broke down i didn't mean to come in i went the wrong way only that i didn't leave it anywhere anything i put in here is gone listen they said to me at the factory that's so your carbon fiber hard top that good for security i don't think so look all you have to do is ring i know double one nine eight six three six three and then you press one for uh gold nearing two for steppenwolf three for queen four for deep purple five for meatloaf assuming you can get your fat swollen sweaty stumps and inbred fingers onto the body the criticism i've always had of the more sporting setups in the air is that the ride is always compromised i like driving it i don't like being a passenger quite so much well you have to stop drinking but what is interesting is the photograph they've sent us to illustrate the three abreast seating arrangement in the front here it is and as you can see this lovely couple have severed their daughter's head and mounted it on the dashboard i think it's actually an air freshener i think they're making those radar speed detectors illegal aren't they our eyes glow red if you come up to all slowly we've seen their faces yes we've chopped our daughter's head off it's like making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so that it can be shown in british hotels you just end up with a sort of half hour close-up of some bloke's sweaty face they're going to fix it eventually yes if you don't mend it i'm going to bone your dog it's taken all the bones out of my dog tallest race on earth now the dutch officially mind you they do take a lot of drugs [Applause] that's why they like top gear so much hello duchy [Music] i've really enjoyed our day out together richard it's not very often i get to take someone out for a nice dinner better looking cars that you can think that's the martin vanquish you've come here with that hair to comment and mrs may beat that in the renault james she's so much faster than you i've never seen you drive this aggressive well that's why i didn't because i was traumatized as a small boy i've been killed i've definitely been killed you

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Keywords: Top Gear, TG, UK, Original, Old, Funny Moments, Funniest Moments, Best Bits, Compilation, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, Series 6, Season 6

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Length: 6min 19sec (379 seconds)

Published: Thu May 21 2020