Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 21

no you half wit there's no diesel in this village but there is diesel in the next village so we use the horses to ride to the next village get the diesel bring it back to the trucks we're not in a west i can't ride a horse well you what well i might have been pony trekking when i was eight but you know it was gonna be in there well i wouldn't use that one there if he's gonna ride anything holy moly why do they have five legs in burma maybe so he can milk itself she was back she would spend all day looking at a horse's wheelie urban camo or it might be arctic arctic urban camo and yeah i mean there's a rough edge here and there but for a first attempt i think it's pretty quick what hello mate the queen has the constitutional power to declare war on another country but she never does even after a big party where she's a bit and all those lights are ragging around yeah i would love to be a drunk queen i didn't mean jesus what funny very funny yes i don't like heights i don't like camping i don't like snoring anyway should we get on i've gone again in the plums [Music] this well i brought this because i like it hang on you've just i like it this is brilliant but i like this let me put it to you this way hammond you can buy better dogs than my west highland terrier but i like my west highland terrier yes it bites the postman and it lays dog eggs all over the kitchen and it steals food but it's brilliant because i if this happens [Music] how much there's nothing in the game [Applause] that was an accident don't just drive off hammond hammond the women's bottoms different to men's bottoms having selected the correct cream i went to apply it in the changing room this made everything worse [Music] [Applause] run away here he comes and across the line [Music] [Music] oh hammond yes this is an ssa team nicknamed the satan it was targeted ross on y was it that's what that says i know hang on a minute though it says alternative target gypsy norton i think it must be done [Music] oh oh no no no oh my that's a remarkable accident because look oh geez no your windscreens can actually come out this is a disaster now the breeze will be nice predictably when we got back james was overflowing with sympathy [Laughter] did you head buttons but look but that's exactly why i was late this morning because i pulled up behind the car that was at the pump ready for my turn and i knew who it was through the window it was woman she was doing the whole weekly grocery shop and she came up with the four massive carrier bags and i thought well that's finally it now and then she went to the cash machine and sorted out greece's national debt with her car then a lot i mean i am a patient man but me even i was thinking i want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe and that's that's quite bad oh god my dubs have escaped my dubs have got out what doves what do you mean goddamn my doves from my magic box they're all over the back they've crapped everywhere upset by the mess ocd may ejected the oh culprit god there's a lorry that is an x-star yeah now you see the truck that hit your dove james how good are you at magic seriously did he not fly away you're not gonna do children's parties are you because you're gonna have to change your act if you are so sorry is this the family parrot just watch what happens when i throw it out [Music] i'm afraid james has totally wasted his time bringing that crane here oh what was that it fell over james hold on a minute what do you see where the end of your jib landed i'd only walked back to see where the pile was if i'd still been standing there did you take my head off you mad man almost kill me what do you mean it fell over it doesn't they don't fall over crane lorries you don't fall over what do you mean it doesn't you know your crane is too small so i've got a bigger one to reach further into the river my crane is too small that's punishable by death is it well uh we've had the formula one testing uh all last week as i'm sure you know important this year the testing because there's so many new rules the cars now have to have 1.6 liter engines they have to have narrower wings and sex aids on the front don't be stupid they don't have to that's they do hello have a look at this location that's a sex aid on the front oh no we've got a close-up on the toro rosso oh god you wouldn't want to be rear-ended by that would you think about you get in the car strap yourself in and there it is it's a strap-on basically it's flawless formula strap wall is what it is right here's a scenario you're racing towards the finish line neck and neck you want to cross the line first it's good if you could extend the front and maybe if you i don't know let's say having trouble extending the bit at the front i could have a little blue triangular button on the steering wheel you can press and then re-power yes there it is for about an hour and a half with the pain getting worse [Music] i had to make an emergency stop please may i use your lavatories my scrutum is on fire have you ever put toothpaste on you scrutin and in the bar james did another trick that went wrong i'm afraid not no you can't change your mind about the card you chose that was the card you chose tell me what card i chose but i know you chose that because i've read your magicians are supposed to exercise a degree of finesse not just bullying no it's still not no it is that's what you it wasn't son funny you're funny man we were even funny at getting him back in i think it's the red one is it the red one i don't know yeah right so angle i've got one with like a circle this one looks like this one that that bottom one swivels no the bottom oh it's it's got a wave you're falling out of your tent may i just read it to you dear mr clarkson you're gonna love this i'm writing to you on behalf of the world famous madame to swords oh they're not going to yes they are joking yes they say they i have been highly requested highly requested to be immortalized in works be sure that doesn't say immersed in wax immortalized in wax how are they going to immortalize you in wax where are they going to get all the wax pressure they'd have to melt down everything else in madame two swords to make one massive hideous wax dummy of a hideous dummy then it's easy they just get a very big candle they light it let it drip down the edges for a couple of hours and then just draw a face on it with a felt tip that would look a bit like it and what are they going to do with it when they've got it imagine children we're going to men of disorder because what is it it's going to be the first wax works in history to be sculpted with a pickaxe yes and the hammer i want to see them sculpting it because imagine once they've melted down enough wax which is a lot the size of the urn it'll look like a scene from lord of the rings with all these little orcs how are they going to fit it in no don't put it there put it in the natural history museum better still here we go pushing pushing got in [Music] he's just dipping off as the hours crawled by we tried many things stop him stop being comfortable how's that gonna help i'm falling off the bottom what are you gonna do if the doors are locked you can't pull a man out of the car [Music] this isn't a rat action why is he dressed up as hitler because cyclists need to be visible christ on a bike james you can't do that yes i can i've got it i've got it oh hold on oh no no no oh that was a deep bit with foot up drowning and overboard man overboard how the hell are the others abandoned bridge i'm not i'm getting back [Music] you

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Keywords: Top Gear, TG, TGT, The Grand Tour, Series 21, Season 21, S21, Funniest Moments, Funny Moments, Best Bits, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, Burma, Special, The, News

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Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020