My First Hickey 💋

we all have that class where we go to the class and there's another student in the class that we kind of have the hots for and fellas according to society it's our job to make the first move so it gets a little difficult if that person is sitting on the other end of the world and ladies I know you guys struggle to like how you gonna make yourself stand out to that hot guy in the back of the class when you have to go to the cheerleader and the random big booty chick and that curvaceous slap Tina that sits directly in front of him and he's not gonna notice you over there twirling your hair with that voluptuous booty all up in his grill my first Hickey actually came from a girl I met in class so this is college here in Orlando called Valencia I'm sitting in the back row of the class and I'm right by the door so it's me empty seat and door I'm sitting in my chair and all of a sudden I hear like a lot of shuffling telex to my right this girl rushes into the class now this girl sat down so fast whoosh you get a huge gust of her fragrance I know this has happened to some of you guys come on walks passing you get a gust of what they smell like a few seconds later and I just got weak like I want to tell you guys what this fragrance is but if it ever got out that probably would not be a good look for me girls would just have too much power over me I had this class Monday Wednesday Friday Wednesday comes along sitting there and all of a sudden I your but five seconds later move huge gust of that demon scent all up in my right nostril I'm like gripping the desk with both my hands and my toes are curling in my shoes Friday comes along ok we only have 10 minutes of class left then woosh and that delicious fragrance was all up and my breathing peripherals I couldn't take it anymore all right class ends and hand on a stack of Bibles this is exactly what happens this girl walks into the hallway I walk out after a temper on her shoulder hey not to be rude or anything I don't know you you don't know me you come in late every single day I'm fine with that problem I have is you're wearing that fragrance and that is my weakness I'm gonna request it to do one of two things either a start showing up on time or be stopped wearing fragrance to class cuz you come into class and I get black sit with your fragrance all up in my nostril I can't be held accountable for my action so if I lean over one day and start nibbling on your neck but don't be looking all confused I said that to this girl and walked off but as I turned I saw her start to smile and I was like you know that was kind of gee that's some like CEO corporate boss status next Monday comes along all up in my breathing peripherals and this girl is looking forward and she's fighting back this big old grin on her face and I'm just like this little minx bunk this this girl think this is a game this is not a game this is real life Friday comes she doesn't even show up to class walking through the hallways and I hear hey and it's her she walked up to me and she goes I missed class and I think we have a test coming up let me give you my number we could link up and study sometime give her my phone she puts in her number she gives it back to me I look at it this girl hasn't put her name in and then I thought I don't even know what this girl's name is wouldn't you know midway through the next week my mom tells me we're going out of town this weekend the house is all yours feed the dogs make sure they don't die so you know what I'm thinking I need to study with whatever her name is Friday comes along my parents leave town I hit up we'll just call her girl I'm free tonight if you want to come over and study she's like hmm you can't make it tonight but if you're free tomorrow I can stop by where do you live fellas it's not a good look to just give your address out to some girl and you don't even know her name this is the first and last time I did something like this mess around this girl come to my house and rafi blind cops show up and ask me what was this girl's name Tamar comes along open the door this girl is standing there swinging her arms she doesn't have a single book in hand she walks in and all up in my nostril cavity all I can smell is it smelled like she's showered in it brushed her teeth in it girl you you finna die since she didn't come to the battle with her sward we upstairs in my bedroom watching movies so we're sitting on my bed and everytime I inhale like I smelled this demon scent and it's I don't even smell it nice I don't even know what happened one minute I'm watching the movie and I blacked out and the next thing you know her earlobe is in my mouth I tried to scroll thinks this is a game this is not a game it's real life no respawns actually this is a good place to stop it this video is getting too long as it is so you got to come back next week to hear the conclusion all right I'll catch you guys next week cut it it's a wrap [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 14,244,138

Rating: 4.941247 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, adande, art, valencia, college, hickey, storytelling

Id: OZoTEb-KJiA

Length: 5min 24sec (324 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 30 2014