Gym Pet Peeves

i love those friends that always find a way to let you know whenever they're working out they're either coming from the gym going to the gym or sore from their workout see here's my problem i like going to the gym i just like laying in bed a little bit more so i do leave my house to go to the gym i'm trying to get in and out of there as quickly as humanly possible i'm not trying to flirt i look like a bum intentionally i'm wearing my glasses i don't shave i take some nutella i smear it on my chest so when i walk by girls they'd be like is that a nutella stain or is it dookie so if you see me in the gym feel free to say hi but i'm not there to flirt i'm there for one reason and one reason only and i still have a nice bodies and looks sexier than a mug when i take them topless selfies on snapchat that's it and i got a quick question who's that person running around at every gym setting all the weights to full on these machines do you get off the machine like if you're in the gym working out with every machine on full like why are you even here cancel your membership and go train in the jungle with wolverine the full weight thing doesn't bother me too much what really bothers me is the guy who is working out and in the middle of his set bumps into his friend and then we'll sit there and talk to him for 97 minutes what i do is i strategically position myself right over their friend's shoulder so they can see me in the back and i just stare at you awkwardly the entire time i love when i'm working out and there's a girl next to me and a guy walks up and he's like hey you know that exercise you're doing you're actually doing it wrong let me show you how it's done some of these guys just lose their minds as soon as a girl walks up in the gym you ever seen on national geographic those lizards that run really fast and they're showing it in slow motion and the tongue is wagging everywhere that's what some of these dudes look like i could not be a girl up in the gym i would one thousand percent use my powers for evil i would probably go to the gym at the busiest time of the day and i'd probably time it to when the zumba class starts so every girl in the gym is off dancing in that room with all the mirrors and i walk up in the gym and be the only girl and i'd be like hey boys i'm here oops i dropped my headphones i'm so terrible and just try to get as much attention as to i'll probably even walk into the boys locker room like oh my gosh is this the boys locker room oh i am so terrible i keep getting the boys and girls i keep getting them mixed up i'm the worst i'm so terrible sorry boys i'm just looking for a quiet corner that i can go do some splits in i keep dropping my headphones i'm so terrible anyways if you need me i'll be over by the free weights i'm not even messing around all i would do is butt exercises guys would be building like concession stands and selling tickets to come spectate and watch me i'm not even kidding i'd probably just go to the gym some days and just stretch for 40 minutes and then leave and go to chipotle and eat a burrito and that's another thing why come every gym i've ever been to is surrounded by food and restaurants fellas pro tip don't go to the gym trying to pick up girls leave the gym walk over to krispy kreme and wait bet money girls are going to start walking in then you can start flirting with them but on the real big shout out to those you guys who have disciplined yourself to working out or going to the gym multiple times a week because getting your fitness on and dieting right and getting up out of bed and exercising in general that stuff's not easy

Channel: sWooZie

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Keywords: swoozie, adande, work out, working out, fitness, health, funny, vlog, animation, drawing, cartoon

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Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 17 2015