Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

some of the things that I love about uber and lyft in the whole ride share thing it's super convenient it feels like you have your own personal chauffeur 24 hours a day one of the things I don't like about the ride share thing is you got to pay for it hello nobody cares if you what your opinion is like nobody nobody care about that we're all here for the tea so can you like get to the tea portion of this video you just cut to the chase okay thanks bye okay so I go for breakfast just place nickel diner in downtown LA call it uber I get assigned a driver and I'm like dios mio hey my drivers kind of cute and B it says she's driving a 100,000 dollar core you're driving around a hundred thousand dollar car but you're driving uber question mark so let's see if you actually pull up in this core sure enough that's exactly what happens I get in the car and I can't see what she looks like I see the side of her face and her eyes but we hit it off pretty well like the conversation starts and we don't stop talking from the time I get in the car until she drops me I like she even pulls up in my place and we still keep talking like good three minutes you know what you seem kind of cool let me get the gram so she's given me her Instagram we follow each other she kind of cute the next day I go to hell and raised here we get a chance if you're in LA go to Helen Ray's telling Suzy sent you so I'm leaving Helen Ray's call uber dios mio again it's the same girl from yesterday clearly she's stalking me I wanna ask why she has a hundred thousand dollar car working for uber but it's whatever's it's not my business norm I concern so then like a month later guess who slides in my BM boom yep her she's like what are you doing tonight hit her up I'm like I'm hungry where we going I got this bomb Mexican place we're gonna go tonight be at my place around 8 o'clock here's my address 8 o'clock comes around I call my uber caper I have two stops we're picking up my friend first and then we're gonna go to this Mexican restaurant oh no no it's okay it is no problem drive over to her place I text her here three minutes later she comes walking through the lobby and then the driver goes that is Justine first of all he says it like an assassin yeah how do you know her that is my wife so first I thought the dude was joking so she opens the door as she sees him and he sees her I am canceling this tape oh no no honey % we are cancelling this trip so I get out the core and I'm sitting there thinking to myself crap this too is gonna give me zero stars and my rating is about to get jacked up I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry embarrassing what did he tell you uh that you're his wife it's a long sorry let's just let's go to the restaurant and I'll explain there this super complicated so we get to this Mexican restaurant I don't remember the name it is actually you know how long I'm gonna look back to my text messages and find it okay taco Madeira I don't see nothing on here let's tickle my fancy yeah y'all got soft tacos and cheese quesadillas or not so Wow super embarrassing I'm so sorry I get to deal with that oh my god we're going through a divorce right now we're technically separated but the papers haven't gone through yet but you know we live in different places we're broken up it's all that you know it's just we weren't working out okay well as long as he didn't give me zero stars we good because I worked really hard for that four point eight rating you feel me I need a drink you're drinking with me in my head I'm like mm I gotta edit later I got a question um why come you pushing around a hundred thousand dollar core working for uber like this this has been racking my brain I run a few businesses like I started my first business when I was 15 uber is just something I do on the side it gets lonely sometimes I get bored and I Luber is just kind of how I meet new people hey my friends are in the area is it okay if they stop by and join us it's whatevs yet it can come through tilma pull up so the server brings our food we eat then he brings the bill $300 [Music] clearly this girl has expensive tastes at this restaurant there's a bar the first floor so we go downstairs so we're all there at the bar another round of drinks and I'm kind of like mm I and y'all already know how your friends peer press you blah blah blah no it's one more one more remark okay uno mas so we take our drink and one of them is like have you ever been to the abbey no oh you gotta go you got it go come come on come on come on I don't know I've never heard of this place whatever it's more peer pressure all right I'll come and hang out for a little bit so you and Justine you guys ride with me we go outside this dude is driving a G Wagen I'm in this guy's g wagon thinking what do these people do everybody you know click a CEO word hope at the Abbey get in line get checked get inside okay this is a club I thought it was a bar a B there's a lot of people in drag and they're these guys on these little platforms they're kind of doing like the my shift is almost over so I'm swaying from side to side dance I put together very quickly I think this is a gay bar what do you want to drink in my head I'm like mmm I got it edit later so she hands me some drink and it is still wrong so we all go to the dance floor we're dancing and I kind of just when they're not looking mm-hmm and like 15 minutes goes by and then I realize Justine is gone so that out of the shadows this arm reaches over my shoulder and hands me a drink I don't even see if it's Justine or not now I got a rule I don't drink anything unless I seen it poured from the bottle mm-hmm smells like roofies to me an hour later Justine is still m.i.a but then I see over in the distance and she's holding some girl's hand if I go around the corner and go into the bathroom and I'm kind of like yeah this is totally normal she's come to the bathroom and comes over to me and she was like come on guys let's go smoke a girl who smokes cigarettes instant turnoff so me Justine and her friend are out on the patio they're smoking and then Justine gets up and goes over and starts talking to some girl and pulls out her phone looks like she's adding her on the Graham idk but is whatever is it's not my business nor my concern we go back inside go to the bar she doesn't even ask me what I want she just buys a drink for me oh so we just skipping over peer pressure now okay note to self some hole in the cup and I realize ain't nobody else drinking this time nope nope no alcohol for me this is a Christian hotline bye we go back to the dance floor Justine is m.i.a instantly for the next hour world so I don't know what's going on here you've given me non-stop alcohol um I a wrangling girls out on Cano I'm finna dip and then her friend I don't remember her now I think it was Maggie Maggie goes so you're coming back to the house right yeah so this guy randomly shows up and they all know him and he comes over to us he's like okay let's go so we leave the club and walking down the sidewalk and I'm like um stupid question where's Justine oh she's getting girls to bring back to the house is you drunk and I remember these guys have been buying me drinks all night like I'm a fish I mean I just start acting a little bit more loose now I'm starting to get sus vibes whenever I get sus fives I evaluate the situation so I started doing all the math they've been forcing drinks on me all night right haven't seen Justine in like two hours I don't know whose car we're getting in and when we get to this car I don't know where we're going and now you're taking me back to some house I don't know you people so um like I need to get the H up out of here there's way too many of us to fit in one car let me let me get the address real quick I'll Ober over and meet y'all there Maggie goes no and then interlocks her hand my hand bort I just finished watching the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix I'm not about to die tonight I am not the one Morpheus somebody finally get to the car and it's a Mercedes c-class coupe nope nope okay no listen guys I got this that's too many of us to fit in some two-door coupe y'all go give me give me the address real quick give me the address one time come on no no no no it's fine it's fine it's fine get in get in she's like laying a trail of candy into the car like and it's fine it's okay the new guy that shows up he was like you know what that's fine you drive and tosses me the keys if they were just trying a little too hard to get me back to this house not today Satan toss him the keys back first of all the fact that this guy didn't know me and he must let me drive his brand-new Mercedes just to get me back to this house an executive decision y'all go I'm gonna call it over give me the address I think at this point they could kind of sense that I was gonna I'm not getting in that car didn't care if I offended them at this point they gave me the address I type it into BER they get in they leave as soon as they round that corner delete put in my address I'm out so on the way back to my place I text Justin hey I don't know where you went but I got to go tell your friends love them to death can't come to the house party PFT I I seem get out y'all ain't bout to have me up there on the black man auction okay up next we have a donde do I have two million two million sold [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 5,877,603

Keywords: swoozie, adande, uber, g wagon, The Abey

Id: _7Msg5EUdnQ

Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 22 2019