Hot Girl Summer •👄•

i haven't given y'all a ratchet girl story in a hot minute i'm in the middle of the dance floor playlist live dropping down get my eagle on what y'all thought just i did youtube but i'm not out here serving kids up like b2k so you know i'm here rotating it in a circle i look over my left and i see this brown little ting and i'm like girl stop it who are you i ain't never seen you not one day of my life so i'm about to go over and shoot my shot but i'm like hold up wait a minute she could be here with some dude he's like let me go get you a sodie pop he walks away turn around and here i go mr stew your girl that's not how i rissy roll so i give it a minute but then the dj puts on beyonce 7-eleven and now i gotta give everybody a preview i gotta show everybody my live audition for magic mike i look over for that brown little thing and she gone apparently that's what we're doing now we're playing cat and mouse okay i see you next time in the comment area boom there she go right there i never seen her not one day not one day in my whole life let me tell you guys what she looks like i shouldn't because i know y'all are ninjas and every little clue i give is potential y'all detective batman okay anyways she's like five foot one short like round chubby cheeks let me talk to the fellas real quick fellas pro tip don't chase because all chases end either in a crash or you getting yanked out the car and your face slammed on the concrete and i can't speak for you but i'm too pretty for that don't chase simpin ain't pimpin mutual interest mutual investments she looks like she's here solo dolo so i'm gonna go introduce myself as i'm walking over this dude comes out of nowhere and stands next to her similar to collins key it wasn't collins key but he had that same kind of vibe i shouldn't say that because all y'all need is that one little clue and y'all gonna start batman and sherlock holmes and figure out the whole algorithm and be like that's him there he go right there because y'all are a bunch of ninjas so now it's looking like not colin's key and this girl are here together and that's cool but here's a not cool part he has another baddie right there with him too two you have a plus two bro you know how hard it was for me to get my plus one and you got two i had to watch five playlist staff members cars to get my plus one you have plus two i already committed to this i'm not gonna be disrespectful but i start talking to this girl i'm cracking jokes i'm being friendly so i'm like you know what do you do i mean obviously you do youtube i never seen you before not a day in my life so what's your channel i don't do youtube okay you do vine tik tok what you do no i'm not an influencer i'm just his plus one he flew you in to be his plus one no i live here i'm in kissimmee hold up you've been living here while i was living here i just moved to l.a how are you this fine i've never seen you around town not once not a single day in my whole entire whole life yeah okay well gotta go bye fast forward to the after party that night i'm over here day over d we're just gonna call her hot girl summer summer she's a hot girl and we'll call her summer so i'm over here observing not colin's key and his 10 plus ones and it's very obvious that he's focused in on one girl and that girl is not hot girl summer so the whole night he's trying to get with this one girl and summer is just there being ignored as she's on her phone i'm thinking girl why are you not married to me i would not have you out here disrespecting you like this and not colin's key you out here you're a good looking dude you got the little chain and the good hair i'm not out here trying to disrespect you to your face but you got 50 plus ones bro you went to the beach you brought a bucket of sand i just want to talk to that one grain of sand right there i go over to her i get her snapchat again this is not how i rissy royal i'm not out here trying to be mr studio girl to not collins key but he's got 50 plus ones and he's clearly ignoring hot girl summer so i might at least get her snapchat no harm right playlist ends i fly back to la i check this girl is checking all of my snapchat stories and i'm checking all of her snapchat stories okay we're too close for missiles it's time for phase two we're switching to guns when i do this it's for a reason and i don't normally do this but i drop the atom bomb the thirst trap within one r within one r she sends me a snap it's a selfie with her phone number you fell for the trap you know human my plan worked so i texter a is swoozie i don't know if you know this but next time i come to orlando you're taking me out next time i'm back in orlando i text her i'm like yo i'm in town where is you taking me she says osceola county fair some junk i don't know some fair she took me to over there in kissimmee i pick her up at our house we get to the fair this girl gives me every opportunity to make a move cuddling up next to me putting her head on my shoulder i've built up a lot of confidence over the years but for whatever reason that night i was just so scared so we ride all the rides i take her home even at the end when i'm dropping her off i don't make a move next day she texts me yo when do you head back to la i say monday bet let's do something i take her to cheesecake factory at the millennium mall we're there at cheesecake we're eating converse satan chopping it up so we start talking about our exes she's asking me about my ex i don't ask her about her ex because i don't care about that dude we finished eating we walk out of cheesecake factory and i'm like yo urban outfitters right there let's let's go tear it up i got 10 racks here 10 racks here buy out the whole store christian diordiol by 10 racks i mean 10 in ones so that's a total of 20 i don't want to flex on her too hard so i tell her her budget is 19.99 because t-shirts at urban be costing 70 dollars so she runs up in there she's grabbing clothes and i'm looking at her and i'm just like your budget is 19.99 plural slow down so then she goes into the dressing room and i'm sitting outside the dressing room and she comes out and she's like modeling all the clothes off like this is pretty woman i've never seen pretty woman but i'm pretty sure there's like a modeling montage as she's modeling i'm there filming her if i ever take you shopping and your budget is over 19.99 just understand it's getting pretty serious so we leave urban and she goes i don't want this to end like i'm having a lot of fun what else do you want to do fellas let me just talk to y'all again real quick it's always a great sign when your poi or the girl you're on a date with doesn't want the date to end disney quest is this 5 story arcade it's on disney property boom we hit it up quick little side note this girl proceeds to kicking my butt in every single game we play now better not tell anybody about this okay i'm telling you you better not tell nobody okay this girl beats me in dance dance revolution fruit ninja she beats me in fruit ninja i'm okay let's play a one player game crazy taxi try to beat my time live footage of her beating my time in crazy taxi i've never been beat like this not one day in my entire whole life ever and as she proceeds to kick in my butt throughout the night i'm falling deeper and deeper in love with this girl and i'm just like crap now i gotta add you to my close friends on ig and that's a big move she even beat me in guitar hero like this girl must not have a life she's pro in everything like where's your twitch channel so i make up my mind and i drop another bomb so i'm like hey summer i gotta head back to la tomorrow but i think you need to be my plus one at the next playlist live she's like bet i'm in coo fast forward a few months playlist lives here i fly back to orlando so i hit up summer like hey playlist live starts tomorrow but i just checked into my hotel and there's a party tonight to get the whole thing kicked off if you want to pull up pull up she's like yeah i'm down okay i haven't eaten have you eaten i'll bring us public subs and i'll order them online firstly i didn't even know you could order public subs online secondly this girl is speaking to my dna right now like she knows that's the way to a man's heart is food and she she just knew the chicken tendy subs is the way to do it she is like burrowing through all the layers of ice to get to my cold heart so now i'm like crap i already added her to close friends on instagram now i gotta share my location with her now we gotta start dating and move in together and i need my space i like my space i'm not trying to move in before the wedding date but she's practically forcing my hand at this point with the public sub online situation she brings through the sub we go to this party but then there's this dude every event that i go to did i bring a plus one who's a female if he's there he spends a whole event trying to get with this girl here's what's funny he has a whole girlfriend who he lives with and they are very public online so we're going to call him the actual mr steal your girl so me and hot girl summer we're here we're at the party we're in the middle of the dance floor getting our dance on i'm like hey i'm gonna get a drink do you want something she's like yeah i take ten steps i glance over my shoulder mr steal your girl is right there this dude already has his phone out his face is lit up it's whatever bro shoot your shot as usual i come back mr stu your girl is gone i give her her drink my friend london shows up we're all dancing for like 15 minutes and then summer says i'm feeling kind of tired i'm just gonna head up to the room summer has her own key to my room she leaves me and luna stay at the party until it closes like around 2 30 am party's done me in london head up we get to my room and the way my room is set up they gave us two beds the arrangement that we had was that hot girl summer was gonna hang out with us during the day but london gets that bed at night i'd sleep in one bed london sleeps in the next bed summer would go home each night and then come back each day me and london walk in summer's on the bed she looks up and she sees us and she's like okay uh if y'all are done i guess i'll go home she grabs her stuff she leaves london walks over to her purse she opens it up she looks at me and she says to me she says on the way over here i went to the atm and i got a hundred dollars my 100 is gone and i'm thinking the only three people who have been in this room is me london and hot girl summer it's super awkward to accuse somebody of anything especially something like this but if this is a game of among us and there's only three people in the equation here's a little thing i've been using a lot lately the simplest answer is usually the right one this is day zero of playlists y'all so the next morning is officially day one of playlists i wake up with already a bad taste in my mouth from this whole lituation but playlist has officially started so i wake up and i head straight to my meet and greet so then someone texts me live footage hey what are you doing i'm at a meet and greet by the way i stole your charger last night see we're already off to a terrible start not only did you steal my friend's money but you saw my charger we're supposed to move in together and get married and this is how we're starting everything off i'm already seeing red flags my meetup ends i text her okay we're done she says all right well i know you love to eat so let's grab a bite i'm by the pool i get to the pool restaurant with london and my friend chelsea summer's at this table with like six youtubers and just their plus ones and among these people is mr steal your girl me london and chelsea sit down and as soon as i sit down mr steeler girl goes swoozie why don't you follow me back on instagram you need to follow me right now or i'm gonna unfollow you okay aggressive so i says to him i says you know what bro it's whatever okay i'll follow you day one of playlist finishes out and then we get to the after party again i walk into the after party it's me my friend london chelsea and summer so the four of us were on the dance floor we're dancing and hot girl summer we start dancing and it gets we're doing a lot of dancing our bodies are touching but we're not really facing each other and in my periphs i see all these eyes and i see these stairs i'm out here in these streets trying to present wholesomeness when you find a girl who can dance and on the dance floor y'all rhythmically like in sync i'm starting to understand that we have a bad girl on our hands and i kind of want to know what them bad girls do so fast forward to the last night a playlist summer says to me she says let's just ditch everybody tonight let's ditch playlists let's ditch everybody let's just go to the club the club yes a doctor i mean i what's the worst that could happen me and summer were in the uber we get to the club hop out as we're walking i see this line as we're getting closer summer says follow me do as i do follow my every move in my mind i was like i'm down i ain't never scared what i actually said was what what does that mean i don't know what you're gonna do what does that mean what are you about to go do and i hate when people say crap like that because like what if you walk around the corner start wall twerking and barking like a dog and then start making chicken noises like i i'm not gonna do that it's not on brand for me so i says to her i says follow your every lead what does that mean we're gonna walk past the line we're gonna walk past the bouncer and if he tries to stop us we'll just say hey we were inside and you know we just came outside for a little bit we're going back in if you have confidence and you act like you're supposed to be somewhere they just let you do whatever you want confirmed this girl is a bad girl and i kind of want to know what those bad girls do we're walking past and skipping everybody in line we get to the bouncer as she passes the bouncer he grabs her arm and this is her you get your hand off of me and stomps into the club i already know if i try to do that dude's gonna pick me up and body slam me onto the concrete face first i'm too pretty for that i exfoliated today and moisturized she storms past the bouncer i'm two steps behind her the bouncer then looks at me i look down on my phone turn around and i walk away i am not the one morpheus i'm on my phone now i'm just like mom can you come get me please i wait outside the club for like six seven minutes summer doesn't call text she's not concerned about where i'm at so i call it uber imma look like hey where are you i'm still outside symphony pimpin you ain't trying to hit me up mutual investment you ain't concerned about me toodles i call an uber i go back to playlist i have not seen summer since that night we've text here and there and that's the other thing that sucks she was a great texter since she walked into the club i have not seen this girl again i did happen to see mr stewier girl back at playlist and here's it gets funny he was outside the after party making out with some girl who was not his girlfriend as she's making out with this girl he sees me and he runs over and says hey where's uh where's summer uh she left oh man you got a whole girlfriend back home you out here hooking up with some other random girl and you're trying to take the girl that i came with now what is you doing jay-z's over there in the corner with becky with the good hair looking over at you like man that ain't even cool dawg so playlist is done i fly back to la fast forward to a little bit more recent times i get a text from mr studio girl so i'm in orlando i'm hanging out with summer did you know she was a go-go dancer i actually didn't know that but i says to him i says no bro i didn't know that that's crazy but that kind of explained why she's such an amazing dancer what is this text even about like what is the underlying message here i'm not jealous bro cool i go and check hot girl summer's instagram she's following me she's not following mr steel your girl and now i'm wondering if he's gonna pop up on her story i check instagram the next day and suddenly hot girl summer unfollows me which leads me to believe that mrs to your girl flew over to orlando started hanging out with summer said some stuff about me that would then have summer be like i knew swizzy was trouble when he walked in unfollow i'm gonna be completely honest not for nothing i don't care follow me don't follow me live your life the part that has me a little bit annoyed is what is this dude out here saying about me you have a girl at home why are you out here stirring stuff up like because i can't just hit her up out of the blue random and be like hey i noticed you unfollowed me and i also noticed mr girl was in town and y'all were hanging out and i'm sure he said something about me and it's not true i'm over it already what do you guys think is in motion because i consider all you guys my internet friends if you made it to this point in the video we're we're homies okay so i'm gonna come to you for some friend advice in my shoes what do you do because i know you're probably not okay with the idea of somebody running around spreading lies about you and then you just sit there quiet like what do you do in my shoes i will await your responses down below you for coming and listening to my ted talk good news bad news bad news is my mask is cooler than yours good news is these things are only twenty dollars on amazon don't forget who put you on game [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 2,184,549

Rating: 4.9630537 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, adande, animation, funny, 2d

Id: 8vzJlIroSac

Length: 17min 42sec (1062 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021