THE WORST MUSICAL.LY YOUTUBERS

now when you think of something good what comes to mind maybe it's winning the lottery watching a friend come back from the dead or maybe musically being shot down my friends great news musically that terrible website where you saw the the small children and the Rick and Morty memes it's been shut down it's gone thank you God doing more justice on the internet now please just give PewDiePie's login to me now the problem is they're musically is actually being shut down we're gonna have a similar problem that what we had with diviners and them on their refugee boats moving over to YouTube because boys and girls we are gonna have ourselves some musically refugees well it's not really musically refugees because musically is being turned into tick tock so it's not technically a refugee but at the same time shut your mouth you clicked on the video oh wait what's wrong with Pyro's hair guys it looks really bad now remembering back to the viral invasion we had many offenders for example Jake Paul no good Paul I'm vegan now Lele pons yo check this out okay look at the pictures I sent you it's the ugliest picture of me ever also I'd like to give a special shout to Lele pons every video I've made on her she seems to claim all the revenue on it so thank you Lele pons there be that much of a scumbag that you can't take criticism and instead of striking the video down you just claim the money off it I'm not I love you very much you're a great content crier I salute you [Music] now the Viner invasion is terrible we had poorly done skits terrible music videos but the positive thing is about the finer invasion you could actually understand what the Viners are saying because think about it with musically you don't need to speak in the video you just mind what someone else is saying so what happens when you take a bunch of special people they can't speak and put them onto YouTube this is what happens no what you're gonna say pyro stop bullying kids stop bullying kids when I stop bullying kids you all tell me to stop bullying kids again that there's no winning uploads pets cop - no pyro we don't care we just want you to bully more Maile bugs your next smash likes to stop bullying please if we can get a like that means one less child bullies we already got little tired - basically commit media death this is God now the first member of the musically refugees you have Jojo sua I'm pretty sure I'm saying that wrong because clearly this girl does not look like a member of the Joestar family if she is I would stop reading and watching Jojo altogether and go watch a much better anime yu-gi-oh GX now you can imagine that this child being a musically refugee and coming onto YouTube what's the first thing you need to pick up when coming onto YouTube that's right clickbait you need to click by all your videos I need your help where she looks sad and confused but she's not sure what direction she must take hit her life what are you gonna do when you reach the 7 million subscribers honestly I have no idea I need you guys to all do me a huge favor comment down below what you want me to do it I hit 7 I subscribe hold up a minute oh she's asking is what to do for her 7 million subs but she doesn't look sad or confused in this video Kalinka babe we've got another amazing video from her as well 100 happy meals in one day challenge now I don't know how a small child can eat 100 happy meals in one day we shall see if she can eat a hundred happy meals in one day the entire videos eating food it's like a mukbang know i'm maka bangers it's where fat people eat foods and apparently that's That's Entertainment now obviously the video is staged you're probably wondering how I came to such a stupid conclusion as unfounded and holds no evidence well it's the fact she did not eat 100 happy meals because she left or the god damn apple juice cartons by the size I want everyone to smash smash like I'm sorry but if you're gonna buy a hundred happy meals and you're not even gonna drink the apple juice you should be sent to some sort of gulag then prison and then die the worrying thing is about reading all that food it just gives me flashbacks to Joey's world food review hey Bri what is your enjoy super cool food reviews now another member of the musically refugees we have your boy or should I say your boys the dobre brothers now the dough pray brothers are basically the Romanian poor brothers and the problem is instead of there being two of them there's [ __ ] four of them and we can we just get some can we just get some Romanian music up in here please smell cabbage now the dobre brothers are definitely you know why because they make amazing applause quality music videos Tyler from the grocery store now on the grocery store head spinning through the aisles flipping through my marble foot jump in there it's great wrapping it really is where you don't change your pitch or tone or that pedestal Zeus I video was WestEd whisper now alright that wasn't a fair chance that was actually really unfair of me so allow me to give the dobre brothers another chance to prove themselves with another music video instead now this rap video does actually have a decent beat I'll give you that there's two problems with it firstly your rapping about having wealth while wearing your off-white Noguchi and you're inside a [ __ ] Walmart and you have some poor woman bless her soul just trying to do her shopping you know she's saved up she won the lottery she just wants some little baby's ice cream and you are just dancing on the aisles and she probably had a heart attack and collapsed you men you brothers brothers are for you should be sent to prison also one of them's got like a red jumpsuit arm looks like a is that supreme oh my god guys it's been confirmed its Supreme Jack skeleton now to those critics that aren't impressed by the music videos never fear because the dobre brothers do something even better and that is called backflips they literally begin every video by saying we're the dobro brothers and we do backflips welcome back it really is that is that equality look I could do a backflip allow me to show you me doing a backflip okay I'll do it I'm gonna I'm gonna [ __ ] hit my head off the roof hey can you edit this out the video man dobre brothers more like dick Brothers now to the extreme critic and we are talking Armond white levels of craic people that despise all forms of entertainment all forms of media and can't find anything interesting I have one thing that might just might win you over with the dobre brothers they also do price for example in this prank they break into a car dealership and stay there over the night yeah keep it up you there's no winner now ignore the fact that the owner of the car dealership leaves the dealership without turning the lights off or even locking the front door because as you know in a car dealership they're fine with the community the community respects them they just leave the door unlocked if someone wants to steal a car in the middle of the night it's fine it's fine we gained of turnover we get enough profit but they left my own problem oh my god was that was that getting a bit homo right there oh my god if the dobre brothers are in love with each other that is so sad smash like I pray that there is a fan fiction of the dobre brothers within the week we got another prank we deleted Lucas and Marcus's YouTube channel which is two of the brothers their channels fine I was going to do a breakdown of the video but I can't be asked really it now for some reason the Joker eight brothers seem to have this quite bad obsession with slime if you type in dobre brothers slime you're gonna get a lot of slime pranks clearly uh he'll watch ghostbusters as kids and one of them jacked off to Slimer borax okay that's enough sure I wanted to be very very sticky now one franc that the dobre brothers seem to love even more than the slime pranks is the bed pranks my gift wakey-wakey oh they are clearly asleep can you stop commenting on their videos saying it's fake lhomme Oh because it isn't it really isn't so the daubreuil brothers have a bed prank where they carry a family member and then they throw them in the ocean or in the water and then they wake up they do it to every family member at this point no wait hug their visit and I'm pretty sure they've all developed PTSD from it actually the way she's awake oh my god now ignore the fact that when they come to a doorframe they just cut to the next shot ignore that they did not tell their mom to get off the bed and rearrange it no they didn't again you are ruining the video smash like if if you think the doorway brothers are the best pranksters on YouTube Lucas and Marcus are leaving the door bro brothers well how come in every single subsequent thumbnail they're together as a four could they be lying no again please be quiet the Dobrev brothers would never tell a lie I have been to Romania they are good and honest people who would never lie you are clearly just resist you are big resist if you think that they would be dishonest ignore the fact that they uploaded a video called we couldn't save him where one of the brothers went on a car and then crashed it but then mysteriously the drone footage seemed to break as soon as the crash happened let's go ah he's passing through the brush right now coming up to the front of the property but dragged about a diet yeah might die on us let's go alright he's close passing the father prop yo I hear that it's a drunk guy don't working manages died what's going on bro did you hear that for them [Music] the Brothers of dobre [Music] anyways guys hopefully you're more educated on the musically invasion it shouldn't be as bad as the Viner invasion mainly because vine got obliterated by twitter with the musically invasion they're gonna slowly trickle in to the website but nowhere near as bad as the Viner invasion but I don't know I'm just gonna stay subscribed to Joe gee Joe Joe look the little girl that's like five foot nine which is absolutely terrifying I'm gonna stay tuned into her channel so I can learn to speak Martian subscribe to the dobre brothers for sick real pranks that are not faked and also I'm not subscribing to PewDiePie because he needs to give me his channel

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,446,863

Rating: 4.9549313 out of 5

Keywords: musical.ly, the worst, musically, youtubers, jojo siwa, dobre brothers, jojo siwa songs, dobre brothers songs, satire, pyro, pyrocynical

Id: yrIsuCgDpRE

Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 24 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/-Tang-]

SO GUYS WE DID IT, WE SELL MERCH AND DON'T LET U GET IT YET

[u/Zebuttlord]

Filthy acts at a reasonable price

[u/dylanbyrd]

I had no idea the Dobre brothers were Romanian. I mean the name should have been a dead giveaway but still, didn't cross my mind.

We apologize. I promise you my country has loads of other cool things.

[u/HalfNoobWarrior]

Someone needs to make a pyro backflip meme.

[u/Jayked22]

Jojo is actually NFKRZ in a costume.

[u/WendayThePotato01]

I like to imagine that when Pyro distorts his voice, it's just his computer persona's voice glitching out.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/IswearImNotAFurryOwO]

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, that’s 250,000 subscribers and still growing, the fact that we’ve reached this number In such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I’m just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow, I love you guys, you guys are just awesome

[u/grizzlything]

SO GUYS, WE DID IT