The Roast of Barack Obama Compilation Conan O'Brien, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel

you know and even the media you know you guys have been very favorable towards the president yours play to meet it they've never caught you smoking but they somehow always catch you with your shirt off okay it's proud you're proud to be able to say that you know the first black president you know well that's unless you screw up and then it's gonna be what's up with the half white guy huh and I must say mr. president I thought that you know that when you got into office that you would put a swift into your basketball pickup plan you know pick a basketball plan you know I mean come on first black president playing basketball and that's one step forward two steps back but you do need to keep your arms to yourself sometime you know yeah you know we went over to London touching the Queen I can't do that you over there patting the Queen on the back like she just slid into home late way to go Queen and that counter hats off to a Michelle Obama has made childhood obesity one of her causes yes congratulations she has she has started a more intense program it's called leave no child with the bigger behind and I think that's going to be a wonderful wonderful thing and there was a big setback for NASA this year as you know President Obama cutting the space program is sending more men to the moon we're not going to be sending any more men to the moon although we can point to one major achievement during your time in office mr. president we did get an astronaut on Dancing with the Stars and I think that's something something we can all be proud of and as you know the president has the most diverse staff in history they represent every Ward of Chicago and I think that is fantastic mr. president and last month you mentioned a brother Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game against the Philadelphia Phillies where they didn't tell you that Biden got kicked out for cursing at the umpire you didn't bring that up mr. president did you see the pitch was not it was not a good pitch but to be fair he had just come from interview on MSNBC and I think you were used to softball so I think that's probably what truthfully I'm humbled to be sitting at a table with President Obama a man I greatly admire it's such an honor to perform for the leader of the world's most powerful / poorest country I asked for some contractually obligated to attend the MSNBC party tonight everyone knows how the MSNBC party works President Obama makes the kool-aid and everyone there drinks it so it's not a strong field and who knows what they can beat you in 2012 but I tell you who could definitely beat you mr. president 2008 Barack Obama you would have loved him so charismatic so charming was he a little too idealistic maybe but you would have loved him I still think we all remember that inauguration day the first lady was there and may I say for as beautiful as you look that day you look even more beautiful tonight now you on the other hand mr. president have aged a little what happened to you when you were sworn in you look like the guy from The Old Spice commercials now you look like Louis Gossett senior I've never said this to anyone before but maybe you should start smoking again is this the change you were talking about mr. president look at your hair if your hair gets any whiter the Tea Party is going to endorse it I'm gonna get an angry voicemail from Jenny Thomas in 19 years but I believe the president would agree with me that the mood has changed a bit since the beginning of his term at the beginning mr. mr. president housewives were trying to sneak in the house into the White House not anymore now everyone's leaving Axelrod Gibbs Rahm Emanuel by this time next year we'll just be you and Joe Biden trying to find toner for the copy machine mr. president no you won't be able to laugh at any of my jokes about the Secret Service so cover your ears if that's physically possible but it's an honor to be here you know you told me when I was a kid that I would be up sitting on the same day as with President Barack Obama I notice that the president's name is Barack Obama mr. president you remember you remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow that was hilarious that was your best one yet but honestly it's a thrill for me to be here with the president a man who was I think done his best to guide us through some very difficult times and paid a heavy price for it you know there's a term for guys like President Obama probably not two terms but there is are you enjoying this is this fun for you this is the first meal he's had in months they say diplomacy is a matter of carrots and sticks and since mrs. Obama got to the White House so is dinner you're very skinny she doesn't let you eat I felt weird about eating dessert I left it untouched I've never done that before you know the real reason people thought you were from Kenya had nothing to do with your birth certificate it's because he lost so much weight we thought you were the guy who owned the Boston Marathon this is how you know this country's in bad shape our president is starving North Korea is sending him food aid there are a lot of very big celebrities here with us tonight Agee is here Huggies the dog from the movie the artist Oggy is amazing he he can roll over on command he's a Democrat huggy add some advice if Mitt Romney ever invites you to go for a ride call Shotgun and if the president tries to butter you run last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks our rib eye and seeing-eye you know you don't have to reveal everything in an autobiography right I mean you can leave some things out when you go to a dog park is it the same as when we look at a tank full of lobsters have you left one more question for you mr. president what's with the marijuana crackdown I mean seriously what is the concern we will deplete the nation's Funyuns supply you know pot smokers vote to sometimes a week after the election but they vote mr. president I hope you don't think I'm out of line here but marijuana is something that real people care about and the fact that you believe Speaker Boehner when he tells you he still has control of his party leads me to believe that you must be smoking some crazy great weed yourself President Obama wants everyone in America to have health care whether we want it or not I think I figured it out you're not from Kenya it's even worse you're from Canada this healthcare reform thing has a lot of people very angry there seems to be a lot of anger in general and ladies and gentlemen if I can get serious for a moment I believe that if we truly want to overcome the problems that we face we have to do it together we can I forget this country is a great country this is a land of liberty and justice for all and it doesn't matter if you're black like President Obama or white like President Obama America is and will always be as a great man once put at a place where a man is judged not by the color of his skin but rather by the number of his Twitter followers as you all know the president is hard at work creating jobs since he was first elected and that the number of popes has doubled and the number of Tonight Show host has tripled congratulations yes President Obama has a lot on his plate right now he's now at that very nice stage where there are no more secrets left to come out about him we all know that as a child he lived in Indonesia he studied at a Muslim seminary and occasionally ate dog so clearly from the beginning he was a kid who had his eye set on the US presidency check check and check here I come now I know the relationship between the president and the press can seem a bit strained at times some in this room have even accused the president of being distant and aloof when I asked the president about it earlier he said oh and then walked away of course it's only natural but mr. president your re-election was a little less exciting than the first time around in 2008 on election night in 2008 you celebrated with hundreds of thousands of people in Chicago's Grant Park it was fascinating this time around you split a char dog with David Axelrod at the Wiener circle it just didn't have the same buzz and by the way I have a question and I think some of you also have this question it's been several months since you were re-elected sir so I'm curious why are you still sending everyone five emails a day asking for more money you one give a gambling problem we don't know about did you put it on Gonzaga you did didn't you he did president obama has already made a lot of changes in his second term sir you recently appointed john kerry and chuck hagel very smart move you appointed the only two people in the united states who look even more tired than you it's a great strategy mr. president you're going to leave office is a very young man and yet the presidency has taken its toll I don't want to alarm you sir but you're starting to look like a judge on law and order just say you're on thin ice counselor you could have that part right away seriously mr. president your hair is so white it could be a member of your cabinet you

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Keywords: barack, obama, roast, conan, o'brien, jimmy, kimmel, seth, meyers, wanda, sykes, jay, leno, comedy, correspondents, dinner, Barack Obama (US President), Conan O'Brien (Celebrity), Jimmy Kimmel (Celebrity), Seth Meyers (TV Writer), funny

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Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2013