The Roast of Barack Obama Compilation Part 2 Joel Mchale and Cecily Strong

good evening mr. president or as Paul Ryan refers to you yet another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family I'm a big fan of President Obama I think he's one of the all-time great presidents definitely in the top 50 please explain that to Jessica Simpson you're right that was low all right how about the president's performance tonight everyone it is it's amazing that you can still bring it with fresh hilarious material and my my favorite bit of yours was when you said you'd close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay that was a classic that was hilarious hilarious still going I'd like to take a moment to recognize the first lady mrs. Obama you have been very kind to me and my family especially when you showed us all how to tear a phone book in half with your bare hands that was is a credit mr. president you're no stranger to criticism Ted Nugent called you a subhuman mongrel and it's comments like that which really make me question whether we can take the guy who wrote Wang dang sweet poontang seriously anymore your approval rating has slips and even worse you've only got two stars on Yelp mr. president your harshest critics have compared you to Joseph Stalin Adolf Hitler and even Satan and I just have to say those comparisons are outrageous you look way older than those guys just because look Morgan Morgan Freeman has played a president a few times that doesn't mean you have to look exactly like him all right but you are healthy which is great every year the White House doctor checks the president's colon for polyps and George Clooney's head yeah mr. president you have to admit you already have the launch of healthcare.gov was a disaster it was so bad it was bad look I don't even have an analogy because the website is now the thing people use to describe other bad things they say stuff like oh I shouldn't I mean that sushi I was up all night healthcare.gov oh boy that latest Johnny Depp movie really healthcare.gov to the box office look at my new rug the dogs healthcare.gov on it you can't get health care got gov had a shag but thanks to Obamacare or as the president refers to it me care millions of newly insured young Americans can visit a doctor's office and see what a print magazine actually looks like that's awesome now over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare which sounds impressive until you realize Ashley Tisdale has 12 million Twitter followers so it's pretty good NBC is here you know even us at SNL got criticized this year for making fun of Isis now I think that's unfair I mean if anyone is guilty of taking Isis too lightly it's um you know a lot of people want Elizabeth Warren to run for president but many thinks she's too idealistic and her proposed policies are too liberal but look at President Obama I mean people thought the same thing about him he didn't end up doing any of that stuff and of course mr. president thank you so much for taking time away from peeing on Jimmy Kimmel to be here it's amazing to be seated with the president having this fancy dinner and I know this must have cost a ton of food stamps so thank you I can say that you know because a lot of you probably don't know this but President Obama and I actually grew up together in Chicago I remember when we used to go down to the Cabrini Green basketball courts I'd lace up a pair of Jordans he'd slip on a pair of my mom's jeans and we would just miss 3-pointers until sundown when of course we'd have to stop and pray to Mecca but those were simpler times now you got problems with Congress or Putin with Israel you said it yourself we can't solve these problems by holding hands and singing Kumbaya kumbaya of course is the village in Africa where the president was born am I saying that right kumbaya after six years in office your approval rating is at forty eight percent not only that your gray hair is at eighty five percent your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police well high-five about that lady president obama i bet you wish you're coming into office in 2016 and so 2008 probably should have let hillary fix the economy for the last eight years then it could be you running away from her successful presidency you know mr. president you probably get this a lot but you're a lot like madonna you've both given this country so much but in like a year and a half you got a staff

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Keywords: Barack Obama (US President), Joel McHale (TV Actor), Cecily Strong, white house, correspondents dinner, roast, jokes, funny, comedy

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Length: 6min 19sec (379 seconds)

Published: Fri May 01 2015