Caroline Rhea Digs Into Caitlyn Jenner, Ken Jeong & More (Full Set) - Roast of Alec Baldwin

- Oh, yes. I know what you're thinking. It's Amy Schumer with the old-age face app. Sean Hayes is going to be hard to top, but plenty of men have managed to do it. Alec, where are your brothers tonight? God knows they're not working. Let's face it. No one wants to be here. The person who went to the greatest lengths to not show up tonight was Bruce Jenner. - Yay. - Caitlyn Jenner, proof that older women in Hollywood get fewer parts. You transitioned in your 60s. Way to get in on the glory years, yeah. And out of the glory holes. Um... I actually respect that you fully transitioned instead of stopping halfway like Sean Hayes. [laughter] Dr. Ken Jeong is here, yes. That's right, Ken is a licensed doctor who went through years and years of higher education and yet still thought the Unicorn on "The Masked Singer" was Beyoncé. Yeah. So likely. Was it an online medical degree? Oh. Did you become a doctor so you could find your own penis because God knows no one else was looking for it? No. Oh. Speaking of shrimp, I saw your special on Netflix and, um, did not know they filmed open mics. So. Whoa! Jeff Ross, you are a staple on the roasting circuit and a predator at high school dances. Jeff, you are one fat Jewish man. I feel like you really took "let my people go" out of context. Nikki Glaser, it has been driving me crazy all night. Which 1970s male Olympian did you used to be? Nikki, you were an inspiration on "Dancing with the Stars." I had no idea you were deaf. On your TV show, you asked your parents if they had ever done anal. And of course, they said, "After Nikki was born, we only did anal." Chris Redd is here, which I can only assume has something to do with Make-A-Wish. What can you say about Adam Carolla that he won't tell you in an insufferable tirade he's trapped you in? Robert De Niro. [cheers and applause] You have a big movie coming out with Al Pacino and Joe Pesci. It's three and a half hours long. Is it just about you guys trying to pee? Alec and I have known each other for 25 years. One time, when I was doing "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and he was doing Hilaria, the teenage yoga instructor. [laughter] Your wife, Hilaria, is in great shape, but who wouldn't be after pushing around a 200-pound baby all day? She's the boss, baby! Alec Baldwin was a busboy at Studio 54, which means he had to clean up jizz and coke every night, which is exactly what Nikki Glaser looks for in a shampoo. Oh, Alec, you're the only fat vegetarian I know. Alec is also an animal rights activist. He was instrumental in closing down the Ringling Brothers Circus. [cheers and applause] It's true. The animals were fine, but three clowns lost their jobs. Steven, Billy, and Daniel. Honestly, Alec, it's an honor to be here for you tonight. It's an honor to be your friend. I love you like a brother. Like a real brother. Thank you. [cheers and applause] [upbeat music] - That was fucking funny. Thank you, that was great. 86 00:05:04,596 --> 00:00:00,000 - The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 740,169

Rating: 4.9258232 out of 5

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Id: XgW07JT3m9U

Length: 5min 14sec (314 seconds)

Published: Tue May 19 2020