The *NEWEST* Worst Game on Steam

in the past i've looked for the worst game on steam ow my chin the first time i made a video like this i played a game called skyscraper simulator and it was terrible because there was legitimately nothing to do oh there oh there they go oh look at him go so then i followed up with a game called jurassic island the dinosaur zoo what is this what is i'm really trying to understand what this is guys i'm really trying to understand that had a three percent rating and you know i didn't think that it could be beaten but i have found a game that is actually worse than either of those games this game is not only bad there is absolutely no potential for it to be good well actually let me back up a step in my quest to find the worst game currently i found a game called space launch engineer which has a whopping zero percent on steam and i loaded it up not only was the game hard to understand you have not told me how to do that do i control this but it also was just plain broken the state of the rocket what happened it's going up what it's going up it's going up what do you mean the state of the rock what's happening with the rocket why is it going up so while this game has a zero percent and that is officially lower than my previous criteria and and though i had a poor time with the game i do not qualify as that being a worst game because that game was fundamentally broken even though and here you can see i play around with space launch engineer and it's bad i can't click on any of this night vision doesn't even work it's like you can't even see any better why is description labeled desk why is sub task over there one two three one two three one two i don't know this is in russian now it is not really what i would call the worst maybe i'm biased you know i like space there is nothing i like more than space but you know in my gut i didn't feel like it was the worst and then i played a game called university tycoon 2019 also with a whopping zero percent but this one this one is evil this game is a nightmare wrapped up in a game might be a scam probably is because it costs twenty dollars to play resort tycoon university tycoon 2019 resort tycoon i'm not sure exactly where the confusion comes in there but this game should not be on steam the reviews are as you'd expect you know this game is just nothing right now not even close to early access developer have to put a lot of hours to finish i remember recommend you guys wait until anything changed before you buy it for me the game idea is eight out of ten overall is just two out of ten this game is a really good idea however in its current state the game is unplayable very rudimentary it is not close to early access at all the game has no function don't download it until it improves the game is useless you can build walls and put in chairs and that's it the money never changes the students and teachers are all john doe and the point of the game is severely lacking game idea is great currently unplayable i knew there was going to be an issue and the download was only 30 megabytes most of the main menu is grayed out the only option you can click takes you to a free play file where money doesn't matter this is not a game they keep changing what it's called first it was called something tycoon then university tycoon the developers haven't even updated in like almost a year i can't get a refund on this crap ass game and steam won't do about it so do yourself a favor and don't buy this game not a game it is a piece of bs wtf devs can you let us know what you have done with our money this is disgusting no replies no updates this poor performance in my opinion and finally awful so the consensus is interesting because people think that there's potential in the idea and yeah university tycoon seems like it has potential but let me tell you that they are right this is not a game and the gameplay that i did record will tell you the story of why this is the newest worst game on steam okay this is university tycoon 2019 uh freeform games free freeform games what economy a work in progress yeah you're telling me um students none employees hire no librarians no uh schedules um oh oh hey hi hello you all right um oh hi hello careful okay you're fine um uh okay oh god no wow uh [Music] can i rotate it yes i can why does that also zoom in wait what why does that why does rotating and zoom in whatever it's fine um yeah okay okay bam bam and bam great um hi you want to come to class in the middle of the field are you coming to study do you want to learn you're more than welcome to all right knowledge is power okay it's sunday right now can i just open everything all the time and why only that early in the morning wait someone's about to sit down someone's coming to teach are you coming to teach is it teaching time why are you on that side of the blackboard they're coming to learn that's not how you sit at okay whatever hang on i gotta finish all this uh can i hire janitors i guess well you're not on duty i don't know oh boy oh boy okay education is open all the time every time why are they sitting on the park benches and standing at the desks you're right there lady oh god no oh god okay i have to figure out is there like a tutorial no this is the main menu the primary one the the main menu play okay fat if i the camera also go fast why would camera also go fast building oh wow wow this is the worst way to rotate ever do you hear my mouse [Music] why there we go here we go here we go okay here we go i still don't know why they're teaching on that side i specifically put it over there for this one it's probably because i don't have a wall but i don't know how to make a wall because i don't know what literally any of the buttons do okay maybe if i just build it out of doors can i do that door door no it's not even placing a door maybe because i i don't have a wall air conditioner here be cool everyone cleaning kit stay clean everyone power knowledge is power everyone double vending machine single vending machine those don't line up well the the school is booming i i think uh but i s how do you put down a goddamn whoa guides anybody have a guide here no no guides screenshots no screenshots discussions uh report for fraud when is it gonna happen not even one update don't do it [Music] okay they can't they're putting down walls how okay they're in the objects menu okay okay okay all right they're doing something in the odd they they got there from the object menu so there's got to be something like wall right construction uh basic window no i can't even put these down because i think they have to be embedded inside a wall cheap desk blackboard basic wall basic wall we're in business let's start up why is it how did the window get placed okay whatever let's start over we're gonna go out and we're gonna go back into freeform games whatever that means and we're gonna start from the beginning uh object area object oh i have no men use okay all right maybe i got a main menu nothing works okay um i'll tap four that works let's try it again [Music] objects okay we're good okay we got this basic wall all right let's make all right that works we're gonna start off with a kind of a box shape yeah i'm gonna let my heart decide you ever just let your heart decide nailed it i am good on that okay we're gonna have like uh hallways defined like this you know like this but we got an opening no that we got a long hallway and then an open atrium you guys ever see an atrium before you guys know atrium atrium okay this will be the basic template for a room oh my god i hope there's a way delete okay perfect nope okay that's just there now you ever look in the back of a school and you just see a weird jutting out brick wall all right basic door bam okay good door i love the way it swings cleaning kit you know what actually this is good this is good because the cleaning kit will be tucked away back here all right let's get some cheap blackboards okay or not or it'll float okay whatever does it just float up oh my god i love the way it zooms out okay it doesn't even glue to the wall i know that they used the back of it not the front of it so that's fine okay all right the toilet will be at the end of the hall so you can really stare we're gonna have a dueling toilet at the end of all so people can really stare each other down that's great that's good that's great okay let's put a let's put a double door this is like the um well i i guess that's not quite right but it's too late now i can't ah let's make a wall of doors you know it's gonna be like fall guys some of them will be locked getting into the classroom and if you don't go through you'll be you'll be tardy to class uh cheap desks i'm zooming out apparently blah okay blah blah blah blah blah overcrowding in schools is a real problem especially here okay okay expensive desk this is where this is uh for the expensive class still cramped but you know it is what it is okay we're almost there we're almost here we're almost there bam bam bam and bam and then put some doors to get in right here right here right here and there there and then bang boom we got ourselves a school let's get some teachers one two three four john doe one two three four janitors one two three four canteen one two three four librarians one two three four i didn't put a library in but i didn't think that there was actually a methodology for a library okay here they come yeah yeah yeah we got 20 people and well i mean it's not like we have to worry about business but you know it is what it is um what do i do now what do i do now i build a school what do i do whoa okay can you not get to those desks i don't know are you teaching i don't know go it's garbage it's terrible it's not broken because if you were to assume that it was broken that would mean that you assume that there's a fixed state i'm going to leave now i want nothing to do with this place or these people i want them to go on with their happy little existences doing whatever it is that they think they are doing i'm actually going to leave my computer running with these people here and i'm assuming that over a million years they will gain sentience and realize the travesty of their own existence and then they will shut down the computer from the inside so there you have it uh i believe that this game shouldn't even be on steam they are charging people twenty dollars i paid 20 for this game and i'm all for supporting developers making their dreams come true this game at 20 is like putting money into a vending machine that only kicks you in the balls and if you don't have balls it gives you balls and then kicks you in the balls you have to realize every single second that you spend in that game will never make up for the 20 that you paid for this game do not buy this one there is no hope it is only desolation and destruction that waits beyond the steam page of which this game lurks there is nothing for you to see here the only thing of value is that it led to this video and even that is of questionable material if this video was ever worth your time thank you everybody so much for watching if you know of another game that could possibly be worse than this not just a broken game but just a bad bad game let me know in the comments below thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] bye

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,315,587

Rating: 4.9781113 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, worst game on steam, newest worst game on steam, worst game ever made, bad games, terrible games, broken games, gaming, gameplay, simulator games, university tycoon

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Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021

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Goatse'ing Steam with its own logo and some thumbs-downs? Someone at that studio is truly evil.