The *NEW* Worst Game on Steam (3% positive reviews...)

over a year ago I made a video called the worst game on Steam and I went through the games that are available on Steam and I looked for what was the lowest rated that was not a game intentionally made to be bad and I landed on the game called skyscraper simulator which was a very bad game not because the game was broken no the game worked fine it's just that there was no gameplay there was nothing to do even doing it wasn't satisfying because it's supposed to be about building skyscrapers and yet it wasn't but somehow since the posting of my video it is gone from 6% to 11% that's almost a 100% increase that is an incredible improvement and I don't think it's because there's been a patch to the game no I don't I don't think so still psychological horror and horror it was a very bad game but there are more bad games I've looked through again and I've checked out some of these games some of them are just really poorly made like new life new life is supposed to be like almost a role-playing multiplayer game trying to be Grand Theft Auto RP but fallen short this is the first comment to the game and it is not really worth buying pros none cons the game itself is a con don't spend your money on this game go buy a large burger very good life simulator just like my own life a big nothing 0-0 wouldn't refund again pros easy to flip your car you can run underwater you can gain money when you buy stuff cons it's easy to flip your car you can run underwater you can gain money when you buy stuff conclusion I think it's too early for an early access didn't blew up my PC so chill give the devs a break received the product for free so that's a bad game that's made poorly but it's not necessarily the game that I want to showcase here so I've sorted by it lowest rated at the bottom of the list inseams games right now is a game called an airport simulator 2014 lexy and put me drifting half opacity across the screen in multiple cuts and different angles [Music] okay this game has an eleven percent which is pretty low but that also is the current rating of skyscraper simulator are they people no but these people make a lot this simulator games blaster simulator blasts like a pro blasts like a pro anyway Airport simulator 11% oh oh boy that is a thorough review I paid a pound for it during a Christmas sale a while back I could have gone to pound land bought Pepsi instead it probably would have putted more enjoyment why God have you made us suffer like this if we're going based on games that also match up to the standard we have before we have a game called race to Mars which sits at the calamitous percent o 6% and you'd think race to Mars that sounds super cool I can't even believe that that would be that bad a No a perfect example of why early access has a bad reputation there have been no updates as of the time of this review for three months the game in its present state is unplayable if you are a fan of this genre don't buy now check the game in six months time to see if it is developed at all posted October 7 2014 I'm guessing there has not been an update pretty steamy pile over here from the first time I played it when 9% interest on a 1 million dollar loan was 10 million dollars - now when it freezes every third month things have gotten no better hey at least there are a few views of the water in the background right you know the ocean I dumped my $20 in - it's a great screensaver years later game has been banded from developer to developer and remains - placeholder art literally there is no game here and we have had no updates for six months save yourselves the money go outside and jump you'll have a chance to but this this one it is obviously terrible but it does not meet my criteria because it is obviously not a game that actually were so it is not what I'm looking for I'm looking for the worst game that is actually a game and I have this to tell you there is a game called Jurassic Island the dinosaur zoo that sits at a monstrous undeniable in credible are never-before-seen three percent not this time [Music] Jurassic Island the dinosaurs ooh that looks like it was made in iMovie and not well this is Jurassic Island the dinosaurs ooh made in 2015 June 11th 2015 and endless arrangements 9 3 3 3 9 different type of meat and plant eating dinosaurs 15 different buildings unrestricted construction of road and animal enclosures which I would hope they would not be restricted a variety of challenges scenarios share your favorite pictures of your park with your friends excellent sound effects of 3d animation oh boy alright here we go really hard to build the simplest of exhibits its tutorial muted it's horrible and the dinosaurs don't even want to stay in their cages but they did a really good job on the Dino models first thing I like this game I see a lot of potential but the game in its current state is not very great pros it's a dinosaur zoo simulator the 2d graphics are good cons you lose money far too fast the controls are junk see this is what I'm talking about this game is a game and people are saying that you can play the game it's just bad they say the game could be good without a lot of work but it's it's just it falls on its face my baby ankylosaurus drowned itself in the hole move over Zook Tycoon we got a new best game ever pros there are no pros cons how do you make a fence at the moment to be honest the game is pretty bad we'll wait to see what they change to change my mind we'll see red and June 10th 2015 but the thing is you shouldn't just take my word for it and you shouldn't just listen to the reviews that are there you should try the game for yourself and that's exactly what I am about to do so without further ado I give you Jurassic world whatever the hell the name of the game was so without further ado I give you Jurassic world so without further ado I give you Jurassic Island the dinosaur zoo this is my let's play hello welcome use the build menu down right for all the build options ok are the controls ooh fun ooh power level is low click the build menu and build a power plant ok build ooh ok power levels low click the build menu to build a power plane I know I'm getting to it I don't what I I know power level is low click the build menu to build a power play I know I know power plant got it here we go power play on it I'm in it why can't I build here is it the rocks whatever power plant boom right click BAM baby that's the power plan that's a weird but okay whatever power love is look I just built one I literally just built one what do you want for me where do I see the power level where would I see the power well water level of the zoo is low plea build the water tower alright what a doubt is baby boom boom as a loud water tower start building a road in cages for your dinosaur alright okay Road Road build road elements by clicking on the map tip tap right click to remove road what okay to tap build by clicking on the middle [Music] deep blue connect no new clicked no connected I want you to connect you're supposed to connect there that's Oh dad that ain't right there that connected ooh BAM nope not know it any no you just i guess that's as good as it's gonna get okay got it and a cage okay that's those are the lamps okay alright cage here we go cage cage cage cage I'm building a case from I've done it clean dirt hey hey very clean dirt set for pop start building a road in cages for you I built it I built it I built it I think I built it didn't I built it built hi babe I have built a road and I've built a cage and I'm pretty sure that's all you wanted from me start building your I've built a road I built one okay what is it what is the rest of this zoos coin research screens great is it raining this is what rain is it's all grey my power okay egg dyno here we go boom oh hell yeah look at that I got me a dyno is a Dilophosaurus is definitely not a Dilophosaurus all right oh I'm sorry everybody I was just thrown for a loop I scrolled the mouse wheel in a zoomed-out I need a second to recover okay all right so scroll in his zoom out scroll out is zoom in got it that's I've seen inverted controls I've never seen inverted zooms I'm sorry okay alright I'm better I'm fine I'm fine okay water trough you want some water baby you get yeah well yeah I get that water oh is happy oh yeah that and hey yeah this dino is so good I don't know what everyone on Steam was tired about I'm killing it what do I do okay I map what map what what does this do what what is it what is oh you all right there buddy you okay okay I think that's someone that's trying to get to my Park Luther how are you catch Dinah's I gotcha oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there you go I don't know what this is all about what is this all about what's this sign nope can't do sign okay what is this oh I have that now oh the rain is gone I can see clearly I'm really trying to understand what this is guys I'm really trying to understand this is something obviously this is and this is a sign very clearly this is supposed to be a sign but I neither click is clicking what's that what is that for what's the flag in the circle why is there just a shrub that poop did you poop did you poop I deleted Road well how did I delete Road I didn't even have the road equipped get roads back clean up poop I remember there was a way to clean a poop but now I'm not recalling what the cleanable is it clean up poop poop gone baby book this food farm egg my egg mine okay that's fine do I need to build a road are these signs marking where the egg montanus that's not that very clearly is not that's fine I need to build my egg my egg mine how about a food farm they're perfect blammo yeah nor the Dementors standing right there and how about shrubbery do you like your shrubbery how is anyone gonna get to my Island they can't cross the river they can't get to my Island how do I make money can't even click on this main bit this looks important what is this power I can't even click on power this is so overlay for power God now that I'm starting to understand and realize just how much missing there's the economy work where are you going what are you doing I can't see you behind the flowers what do you do I know Oh tree node I know wait what wait left right wait no hang on no no no no wait no stop wait no stop right flowers left dyno right trees wait stop did you poop you just moved I can't see it sitting in the flowers left dyno right tree left should be Dino is flowers right died it doesn't matter what button you press ok that but this one this one does see right left right left bench I need a bench cuz I need to sit down that's that that perfect place for a bench toilet so I can throw up no can't play that no nope nope nope no toilets their toilet their toilets ahem I have no money fifty five hundred dollars left I am NOT a fiscally responsible park owner I have squandered my investment I am in trouble and if the bank is coming to get me I will buy Iraq about Iraq I spend my last few dollars on a rock sorry there bungo you ain't good oh you like the rock oh good you're thinking about poop oh the poop looks like a rock I understand your wants and desires you can't even go on a rampage just go on a rampage does it matter if you're in the cage or not does it not matter why did I build the cage then how do I destroy oh we got a dino on the run everybody guys we got a Dyna I get no money back for this obviously there are still lights floating in the sky oh okay so as we've discovered my Park can't open because there is no one here I can't build a road to get over there I can't build on the water which is logical and you can't connect to road that was pre-made in the map if you destroy fence some of the lights will float I built this thing don't know what it does whoo oh I forgot I don't like this bar so veiny why is that bar so veiny water oh here's my oh here's my information I found it Oh guys I found it egg add egg to incubate start incubation oh oh how do I get people in my town you you you I can grab you I will grab you I will grab you come to my zoo come to my zoo come to my zoo what are you doing with your life what are you doing with your life why don't you don't no I can't click on the bill I just I see what the people meant it's like a cardboard picture of food did it die did my Dino just die space to roam get the world what happened who did this to you who hurt you it's raining cuz I'm sad it's like a very realistic drawing of food it makes you hungry and you think you can eat it but then you go there and you realize wait this is this is a cardboard cutout I can't eat this this is very clearly not food and that's what this is oh my god from dust to dust oh now it's an attraction now people kids come on grab your shovels and picks let's dig this fossil out of here is the type of game that can make you just go absolutely insane because you could see like it's got all the recipe of a game here you can see it you can see it build power get water it makes total sense but it's nothing it's two-dimensional you look fast and you're like there's nothing there somehow they've managed to assemble a game into a program that is not a it's got all the pieces of a game but it's not stitched nothing fair Oh God just like I'm I'm literally like I'm just blown away I'm blue this is clearly this qualifies stop the music it's driving me insane this clearly qualifies as a game but it is by every metric the worst it's not even like you go like ah what a [ __ ] game you go like what a [ __ ] game what happened how did any developer make the decisions to get to this you didn't play test a single thing like as you were building the game you clearly went well that didn't work alright time to work on a new feature we need the bar but we need the water tower we did the dinosaurs forgot about them well whatever you know they don't need to interact oh my god sorry I just had a moment so yeah this is yeah this is just yeah well you're their webpage up yeah it makes sense Twitter yup that makes sense this is a video detailing the basics of this game Road that's quick wait stop the [ __ ] are those who the [ __ ] are those the [ __ ] are those wait a minute you stop in your tracks that was not bad that was not there what you can't do that what is that for [Music] what is that for Oh whoo-hoo okay all right [Music] what [Music] I'm sorry um something in my brain just like started snapping and I feel like I wasn't very fair to that game but at the same time it was very bad I don't even know how to wrap a conclusion I feel I feel I want to apologize I feel like I let myself lose control and I stopped being objective to what the game is every single decision that was went into making that game was so different from what I would have assumed what would happen that it broke my brain but I see how this game got reviewed the way it is there is every piece of a game in this game they just don't connect and in doing so it is made the most bizarrely not frustrating but just illogical experience I've ever seen and therefore I think that is well deserved a three percent and I applaud the fact that it's somehow managed to do it incredible I don't know how you did it but you did it if you want to play this game for yourself I will link it in the description oh yes I will and to the developer look I don't mean to be insulting with my criticisms but you have to admit not a single thing made sense in this entire experience I wish it did I really wish it did but you lost me at the scroll to zoom in and out that just set me down the hill of rolling into the shards of glass at the bottom I'm sorry but everyone watching this there is always lower games can always get worse so maybe in another year I will do another video like this and see if the bar has been dropped any further and we will explore the depths of how far down a steam game can truly go because there are two numbers below three to explore I don't think you can reach zero but I've been surprised before so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down the comments subscribe for more videos of mine leave a like to hopefully avoid a 3% of our own and thanks everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Rating: 4.9526043 out of 5

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Length: 24min 58sec (1498 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020