MY LITERAL NIGHTMARE | Night of the Consumers

sorry guys I'm so busy yeah hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the night of the consumers if you've ever worked a retail job and I have in my past I work the customer service at micro Center Mall in Cincinnati Ohio you might know that this game is going to be the most horrible game that ever existed you know that people especially shoppers around the time of Black Friday are the most devastating shoppers of them all all right so I'm not exactly sure how scary this game is gonna be but as it relates to my life and my experience working retail I'm imagining it's gonna tap into a primal sort of fear from my day I hate it already what is sorry it's coming in for work boss just that should not have got me at all period full stop that should not have had me in any way shape or form you're late alright okay since you're new around here I'll cut you some slack thanks man how about you cut that smile some slack it's getting a little creepy my name is the manager great name and we're not too busy on days like these so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in but remember I've got a reputation to uphold as the creepiest bastard within a 50 mile radius so just you remember you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other managers with you this store is the best in town and I would like to keep it that way I will be hearing about it now go find Jimmy he's been working here for a while very loyal employee of mine he will show you the ropes put your stuff in the locker and get to it [Music] Thanks do I call you though or mr. manager oh okay who is it Baldy wait what is that Baldy from baldies basics it vaguely looks like Baldy I'm not a hundred percent sure god damn it Oh oh my god okay oh this is great hey are you Steve erse defin or Willard oh my god I can't take this anymore I don't get paid enough for this oh the rude customers the endless amounts of sick the [ __ ] stays fresh my breaking point listen it's up to you now there's still a lot of empty shelves out there they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager here take this it's all the notes I've made while working here those tips saved me time and time again press escape to view the note at anytime whatever that means good luck to hell with this place excellent hygiene though great okay Employee of the Month Lester for outstanding commitment and attendance good job Lester Lester missing Oh well that don't seem too good butter will hello have a funny feeling this kind of go oh boy okay oh where the PPE Lester is the manager's pet he'll survival notes sweet s don't get caught hide in the staff only rooms throw box it stuns them beware the baby when you're stacking a shelf for use a and D to look around [Music] hello hello hello video game okay what I do is find the video game section Oh video games perfect oh I just oh no I had that ain't right oh here oh god no no not like this Oh No blah is that the baby oh okay what do we do do I just go for it what happens if they get me oh my god oh my god oh oh my god okay well that's not so bad poised simple enough where was toys ah poison this old lady I'm just can I avoid that all the other okay boys Oh flesh birds this is the people that done made flesh birds okay oh god these are awful look hi that might have been a bit of an overreaction sorry guys I'm so busy [Music] oh god oh god Furniture Furniture Furniture a health and beauty I'm dead I'm dead I'm done I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead oh my god okay this game is horrible this might be one of the worst games I've ever played in terms of spookiness holy crap that was terrifying okay good purchase okay yeah okay never mind they've got me sweets where the hell are they I don't know man I don't know I would think of being here sweets here we go there you go you're welcome my dude you're welcome my dude so so if I've got the place memorized and I should have no problem right if you're quick it's more of them in one go I think okay perfect [Music] okay just gotta start this Yahoo is okay that's three that's good that's very good [Music] little DIY DIY why do we have a DIY section oh my god I was about to take my third shot of the day but I'm out of shampoo got a state clean for the ladies you right oh my god Shampoo where would shampoo be I don't know I don't know home cleaning health and beauty health and beauty there you go there you go [Music] okay oh my god this is no joke this is legitimately no joke it's [ __ ] scary bro okay we're with DIY be weirwood DIY B I don't know oh my god oh my god oh my god okay it would be some kind of a oh now I see the furniture aisle it would be some kind of a in one of these aisles I oh my god oh my god I lost my baby five baby there you go there there you go I think DIY okay let's just get this on here yeah paint paint yep DIY this that's DIY alright okay good hey I'm doing good yeah I've got this game maybe working retail ain't that bad huh everything's looking up for me I don't need to worry about a thing everything's for you no thank you no thank you don't take you know I'm busy I got a stock the pan then I dog toys oh you're in luck I actually am ugh right here you're welcome dog soup is that super major you where do you keep the fake blood oh I would be all the ween sorry sorry sorry sir oh god oh god oh god fake blood fake blood Halloween Halloween Halloween what do I have pharmacy Oh God just give me a break this game might be one of the most stressful games I've ever played in my life I think I need to get one more I think that's why it says five I don't know where pharmacy is more than a drink my friend oh god okay okay that's there and then I need to quench my dry crusty throat yeah yeah I got you got you buddy all right I just need to get to pharmacy I need to get this I just got to get miracle cream yep everyone needs a cream everyone needs to cream everyone needs cream [Applause] [Music] am I done can I go home what is this kitchen okay kitchen it's down there just trying to make sure it's all clear it's not but that's okay here we go great knives yep that's what we want oh no Halloween direction yeah wasted by oh god yeah yeah you ready you ready you ready waste money okay just a couple more so when the music kicks up they phase on the way is what I've just learned when the music go up they are coming for my nuts what do you keep the skincare price I'm 82 if you wouldn't believe oh I believe it all right oh god please don't let me lose it now health and beauty here we go okay you know what I think I just want to go I think I want to go home I think I have enough theirs I've definitely the clock is about to I'm just gonna hide out in here collect my money from the manager and I'm gonna get the hell out of here this game is no joke this game is terrifying and it brings me back to my days of working retail god I work oh [ __ ] fired what do you mean fired what did I do wrong what did I do wrong drinks Oh what did I do wrong face hi hi roasted peanuts got any yeah right over here food oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god I don't know what I did wrong was it because I ended the game when I was out and not in the area is that why yo where the screws at dude I don't even know where would the screws be none on their DIY here we go no no no oh my god cool kids juice gotta get it okay I'm doing great I'm doing so good I'm doing the best I've ever done that's North Halloweeny okay Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween oh my [ __ ] criminy you know Petey clone games yeah yeah got him right there no oh good that's not spooky at all I guess it's actually a marginally less spooky than people's actual faces in this game is man those phases are spotty pet food okay [Music] frickin Frick drinks yeah uh-huh man I hate I hate that I'm learning the layout of this store because it reminds me of when I was working both Micro Center and Kroger I don't like it I got real good at knowing where everything was but no that doesn't make me happy what's the toys on this side or was toys on the toys on the set okay orrible okay good I'm I think I did it I think the problem was that I was in the staff area when the game ended last time this games no problem because I know exactly where everything is and I'm such an expert high your baby god find your freaking baby oh my god oh my god oh come on come on come on where is she where is she where'd she go there's our baby take your cut damn baby oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my hey look it's cool kids juice I've heard this is all the rage cleaning okay mom cleaning you could move thank you new toaster was at kitchen there you go no no no no no no no like a cleaning god no your baby damn baby oh my god there's your stupid baby just let me do this get home cleaning where is it not here you know what you know what you know what I get to get another one pharmacy perfect pharmacy I can deal with whoa oh yes yes yes yes yes I got a five didn't get you I need a little bit of the bubbly there you go you're a freak wait wait I'm confused what do I know oh god what do I need to do exactly what am i what am I in need of wait cuz the number after I picked up the box oh is that just the aisle it's in does that just mean it's in Aisle five no full brick chef oh yeah yeah okay um how the media I'm so confused am I not what am i what am I doing wrong what what am I doing wrong boss I'm stuck and I did I'm sorry I'm a little confused as to what the objective is let me try something what if I strat strategize it like you know there's only so many boxes right so what if I put the boxes where they need to go before I even start my shift and that way I know exactly where that box for that aisle is it's right next to the place that way I can be the most efficient about it and if I do get caught with my pants down I just got to come back to where the box is and Bob's your uncle I'm done maybe that's the thing maybe I gotta get all of it okay I think I've got all the boxes out of the area and next to where they need to go I think anyway so I'm gonna start over from here on the pet section I'm gonna go from here Emma oh hi you're here soon okay video game what nope what what video game right here video game what old magazine magazine Oh Rick u4q man almost cost me the game right off the bat after all my Pratt because I didn't know his magazine oh god hi yes what you again magazine yeah see how I was gonna do that whatever doing good doing great actually doing just the best better than the rest okay doing real good I found where the cleaning was by the way it's on the outside here of the middle the middle of the outside the outside middle whoa what the hell hey hi hey how you doing hey cleaning stuff I will you're in luck I just got that yep though sorry wrong actual aisle thank you God you suck uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh purchase purchase purse I walk in you I wanna help you good turn it up a little bit oh yeah you you do that you do that I started over here no no no no hi hi four nine magazine how many times have I led you to the goddamn for die magazine I've done it many many many times now and I don't need to keep doing it oh really great yeah that's great I need something to read how about a magazine god why does everyone need a magazine all of a sudden oh really we're gonna be doing it like this now are we yeah just let me get my goddamn drinks put in get my goddamn cool kids juice that's why everyone's after me all right well how many more do I have left there's just gotta be like one more oh no no no no no no oh god I right what do you need but sugar in it well yep sure do bud sure do bud bud I've got you all taken care of hardly food it's ketchup yeah hope I did it I did it I think I did it I definitely think I did it I must say I'm quite impressed yeah someone's so eager so passionate so yeah you're exactly what I've been looking for keep this up and you'll be nominated for employee of the month only the most deserving hard-working employees are granted such an honor I'm going to invite all the managers from the other stores over I need them to see what a fine specimen you you know you remind me of someone else who used to work here full of discipline and determination then oh my oh my he was a fine employee oh how it saddened me when he stopped turning up for work here's exam tomorrow sharp aha oh well there you have it that is night of the customer was no one's fault I don't even remember what it was called something horrible about customer not at night of the consumers surprising always carry legitimately surprisingly scary but anyway hope you enjoyed it if you did you can play this game for yourself through the link in the description below and I look forward to seeing more of this game coming out because it is just the right mixture of reality and absolute abject or or I hate it but I love it so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I'll see you in the next video [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,987,210

Rating: 4.9562778 out of 5

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Id: ZDj3sj2VQOE

Length: 24min 5sec (1445 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 18 2020