THE HELL OF GOLF | Golf Around

another course maybe i don't know why this game is more satisfying than golf with your friends but it is oh wait what not too fast don't go too fast i went fast oh weird oh this is gonna not be good for brain my brain's smoothing by the second gang oh well bogeyed all right hey yeah i move on oh let's not say ruffle our roofies anymore that's not good go ahead and call it some other oh [ __ ] i got this i got this okay i believe in you oh okay okay my turn go for it nailed it nailed it nailed it oh no killing it killing it wrinkly brain [Music] wait i know what to do about this oh wait i see it yeah you see it you see the path you see the path yeah i have a problem because weight i saw the path oh what what the hell wade all right he's lost the ability to talk oh oh he made it there you go sorry i just had to take a pissed off moment there to suck my root my root my room [ __ ] my room [ __ ] your roof i was trying to say rubles where did it go oh the brain it's enormous hey what's up losers but [Music] oh no there's a secret what do you mean there's a secret there's a laser the laser is the secret that's pretty good that's pretty good you all nailed it i'm the greatest and the greatest most growl nailed it yeah she is so wrinkled it is [ __ ] insane well done boys good i'm glad you liked your song man but that was a little much what do you mean you hit him with the well done boys the moment you're finished singing [Music] good song well done boys we need to start a band we'll call it wayne and his thoughts okay man youtube could be my thoughts dude i would love to be your thought dude i want to be a thought dude i want oh for you no that's really unfortunate i want to see wade's thought lineup i want to see no you don't want to see his thought lineup it's a different oh god even way they're not adventure wait you gotta you gotta take a gander or what's going on with that oh before you go fired way done firing it well oh no okay i see the path the path is true i see the past yes wait what happened and how i am a genius hey mark hello oh you were so close you were so close that seems really unfortunate for me i solved it bob bob look i didn't solve it at all we got the same score good job wait a minute wait before you oh my god did you make you just get through there what i'm going for oh my god don't jump tricky at all don't jump it's fine this is fine how did all of god i'm a god are we sure that wrinkle brain is smart is that is that actually smarter the more wrinkles is that true yeah wrinkle is good smooth bad smooth bad okay ghouls and fallout always call you smooth skin which is bad right right yeah yeah brains gotta be like the opposite yeah okay i'm trying to increase my wrinkles per minute here i'm really really wrankling i cannot see i cannot see my yeah i i was just in a scenario where i could not see either that was really much too difficult the heart really it takes your ability to understand what the hell is happening doesn't it yep sure do sure do blinkist that's what i thought grimy mime i was tricked oh look at this whoa what where was that hey look the hole's right there there we go these portals are how was that how did funerals yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait whoa what the hell just happened how did he get the same score as us i guess our brains are smoother than we thought mark maybe they really are maybe where's the flag what the and why am i behind the box i'm not sure about this i found it mark i did the right thing where is it i go through the tunnel at the end of it there's a flag hey buddy going gotta go pretty fast just punch me in oh come on man i'm never going to come wow that was actually really close to being helpful i tried i did try thanks bud that is wade's mo really close to being helpful i figured the first game i [ __ ] it so hard oh no what is that about oh my god harry oh i actually am a harry who was it jerry you're a you're a jerry i called my french uncle and uncle said to me what did i say uncle i called my friend jungle [Music] [Laughter] i think that [Laughter] oh looks like all of us are very wrinkle-brained yeah wait wait it's not oh no wait it's here okay i'm here good job everybody what do you mean what's a hole what's a hole where's the hole watch out for the hole what hole it's a good hole no you want to get in the hole that's not a good oh it is a good hole it is a good oh i thought it was very good oh my god okay you're right it was look how good that hole it was a pretty good hole we've all been in some holes but never like that hole yeah hey mark hello a little spicy on mine but okay okay i think i got this one in the bag guys if i get a zero on the next two i'll make par again oh no i'm going oh wow oh i saved myself because i'm smart no why did i jump bye mark yes this is where we make a backpack this is where we earn our gravy i'm alive come on you idiots wait just hold on jump quick jump oh daddy why did i jump why did i yes good work mark you tricked me you only need to get like 12 more strokes and i'll catch up so be careful yeah wait for it jump no jumps for me all right this is it gang whoa whoa whoa oh what happened to me what has happened i'm in heaven this is where i go this was not enough i don't think that's right oh poopies oh wow did you make it in wid i did i eagled nice [Music] what was that oh no oh you're off center that's unfortunate oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh i see what's happening there we go oh that solve my problem i think that's all my problem what if i what if i whoa all right okay let's just take my time this there we go already line it up oh darn it apparently 14 is where they cut you off hey i made par i'm very happy how the hell did you do that and i got stuck in the abyss of not doing it i am so good dude my brain is so cervical well i hope not man i really hope not more oh i should have jumped watch out oh god hey oh no have you ever had a 90s casual realization no i should have jumped yeah i don't think this is going to be definitely just jump on this one all right where's the where's where's eyes wait where's tell me twice watch this secret i'm the best i'm the best i am the best oh where are we what is what no oh no oh boy oh yeah okay no unnecessary ah i didn't need to do it why would you go i don't thank you both of you for helping me out of that situation appreciate it what did you do yeah that was your fault what do you mean i took you you took me out that was your fault still you weren't still enough oh titties oh no oh no oh mark what have you done mark this is called carpe diem oh wait no stop guys this is not fun wait what do you do what are you supposed to do fishy about this hole mark yes keep going in the hole mark that'll get it you go over this side sorry mark i didn't mean to be so coy there wait what are you waiting for me to go are you waiting for you okay everyone's waiting on you what's i got smart do you got straps i got stress man oh the wrinkliest brain in the world oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh no oh my god oh my god oh my god mark if you jump from a high distance you will jump higher oh my god oh my god oh oh there you go dude on the grid i can feel it smoothing oh guys there's a sword over there mark you remember how funny it was when you died to the sword am right damn right with [Laughter] [Music] oh mark that's not that's not the way buddy you can you can do it man no yeah if you bounce off those umbrellas you might umbrella umbrella hello hey hey wait you got the same as me shut up you got the exact same yeah but i did it in style no you didn't watch this [Music] are those shurikens it's fine just don't let them don't let them touch no i'm they're just called shurikens oh yeah but they were going to kill one of us get out of my way [Music] [Applause] so this is a weird thing to start a story with but manny and i have been watching uh america's next top model we're watching cycle 20. there's a bit where there's a guy who's introduced as a character and he has like a name a name tag and he just walks on screen wearing nothing but a speedo and he's like a like a chubby really hairy dude anyway my takeaway is that there's a type of modeling that basically revolves around being incredibly hairy and i feel like i'd be really good at it i'm not like like big beard like overtly hairy but like oh [ __ ] total volume of hair is pretty good i got i got a good amount it's all over it's evenly spread you know what about someone like me that has very little hair you would be called smooth model okay wait you know smooth model why am i called a smooth model because you're like the kendall down there okay cool down there well i mean no i'm not do you have no there's i just want to say there's stuff going on down there have you seen a doctor about it no bad stuff i get on the zoom call with my doc and i try to take my pants off too shocked about the doctor inquisition is there something [Music] why didn't you hey mark why are you bumping me hey bob i thought i did that to you and i was like i'm going in the no yes diamond why did you jump yeah because i was slowing down look it gives doesn't it give a little more momentum oh that worked is there uphill okay you guys see the path oh i see the biggest brain play wow you got your spaghett in my hole is that a good hole or a bat hole bob we'll see it's okay it's not a good one oh my god no why here is this good good hole no oh go up top okay that's not bad that's pretty good that's all right enough nice nice balance dude i'm fine here we go there we go here we go is it really not going to give it to you [Laughter] i hate it oh interesting [Applause] how long it gave you a lot more time than it seemed like it was gonna yeah well it doesn't really go back down very quickly you just have to not go please on the line i'm on the line you get out of my way that's what you get well i've never heard you so disappointed in mark's failure before wade oh wow are these not at 45 degree angles is this is this like a prank where these aren't 45 degrees it's an optical illusion actually it's just this is it i hate you right [ __ ] you i hate you [Laughter] don't you dare [ __ ] [Laughter] you guys took a lot of swings on that one [ __ ] yeah okay uh-huh get out of my way i hope this is good i hope it's good i don't think that's good oh hell yeah look at me being a genius no no no what okay okay little [ __ ] boy laugh when things go well yeah right i was just really happy for me i'm pretty sure that was straight up fuckboy left damn girl whoa oh no oh no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm not jump on the fish bounce off the f this is really sad you hate to see this you do it's not nice fine go in the hole look at those ones hmm one's a bb ignore my other number but look at those ones look who's got the wrinkly brain now oh is it me we all have on days and off days this is an off day it doesn't feel very good it doesn't we can be friends we can be friends join yourself oh my god here i go i'm good more flesh didn't work out at all why why why why why oh that's like upper class like just like it's actually a specific character from family guy that i'm totally ripping off but yes oh is that a bottom jaw underbite [Music] go call me tiger weeds i'm not gonna call you that this looks like um the island from runescape that you go to for the pirate wait wait first pirate mission did you ever play runescape are we supposed to go in the cannon oh i think so touch the cannon it's magic whoo it is it is magic oh my good god oh my god i got par hello seagull i got par what wait did you just go directly in the hole i sure did god what the hell did you do oh well i was gonna jump there but last minute i decided what the farce that would be birdie i got to birdie poop you are i got a birdie bob did you get par i don't like that no did you get power wait why are you jumping you full-on monkeyed out there man oh this is you [ __ ] to your own self there's a trap and i'm going for it i'm going for it you're going for it i'm going for it what it's actually not a trap but also you can just get a hole-in-one i'm in the tube oh what i'm just gonna take the hole this time you dick you dick hey wait i'm not done i'll it'll come back all right see ya oh wait wait i got the birdie you wish you were a pretty birdie oh interesting there's cheese oh my god cheese oh there is cheese yeah there's cheese dude birds birds love cheese dude for them i love cheese i didn't think it was that gouda for him oh my god wait do we got to touch a cannon is this what we have to do we have to touch again it looks like yeah i went out the window don't go in left cannon left cannon bad oh hey hey buddy how's it going oh my god yeah let's go inside together hey mark how's your touch oh yeah definitely jump a bunch that'll help i didn't jump i didn't jump no wouldn't you have jumped because i don't know wait bob did you thread the hoop i absolutely hey i was complimenting you i was complimenting you i know and i was complimenting you douche douche bags are very hard items no i didn't try to hit you he just aimed at the hole way more savage than i would have expected i didn't uh nailed it i'm the best i'm really you're not gonna give that to me hey mark oh god i pulled a mark i'm stuck in the tube it was gonna give me a hole in one but then it did oh no oh wow oh yeah oh no oh oh yeah brother oh wow go away you want to help me okay i got i hate you okay we're all equivalent we're all equally good at it all equal the hell are we even supposed to go the seagulls hi bud okay i got you really pressed up against the wall here i missed you what ha ha i guess i was a little overzealous wait this is our chance this is our chance to take back what's ours hey there we go yes jump more mark stop constantly oh i have calculated jumps i uh i'm really smarting about these jumps that's fast okay we're gonna not have oh there's a little you didn't tell me there was a gap guys you you were not prepared but he was just so good at not [ __ ] it oh i [ __ ] it that's right well i'll just do this i got it i got pogba looks like golf with your friends silly this is clearly golf around yeah can't you tell the difference well there's a golf around is that the name of it golf around that's what it's called you know you golf around [ __ ] you know you go off here you golf there you golf around you know you can go around with your friend no no complete coincidence [ __ ] me in the [ __ ] ball sack that's impossible oh yeah calm down nailed it where are we shooting i'm with you neck and neck just me and bob and no one else where are we shooting i hope it's oh did you guys think about that yeah someone's talking to the little prematurely yeah here we go i put my hands in the balls really slow down all right yes i'm the best i'm the greatest ever in the history of forever oh if you want to hit me i would never have forgotten you ah uh okay this is interesting why didn't you stop dead there your mark just go ahead let's see what happens to you yeah mark come on flush my pipes here i go oh all right i'm an [ __ ] nailed it whoops i'm the greatest oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh this feels so good oh it feels good baby oh it feels good oh it feels good oh my god it feels good it feels good it feels good you stole that from me finished i think that we all win prize money no no no no no no no no okay well yeah then i guess yeah well yeah yeah yeah yeah yes oh no oh my god mark that was almost the the wrinkliest spring thing i've ever almost okay well keep watching [Music] that well this is uh did someone turn the bounce up on this this is i think hey thanks wade hey man the steampunk land is just really bouncy yeah that makes sense wow marquez oh my god i hate both of you let's have a good gaming experience for once that's how i got down there as well oh you all suck well no mark so we all suck yeah you get in there no i got in there you know you should jump it's real fun in here when you jump i can't jump really you're moving i will not jump look at me be a dead center i hate [Laughter] [Music] i hate god damn it all of my skill has gone away [Applause] oh my god do we gotta go on the block over here [Music] [Music] oh oh my god and wade gets the same number as me how how skill precision amazing maybe we're brothers i'm gonna do it too ah almost no yes what did you think was gonna happen i saw a slope behind me here the thing is happening right now fool foolish excellent work everyone fool where are we going here [Music] i kind of want to go in the big hole there yeah go for it why oh didn't get to be in the big hole no come back [Music] i'm sorry are you eating your success right now i you guys better hurry up i'm i'm going to catch up i'm going to win it i'm so centered i'm i was dead center as well you're kind of worth it just really didn't work the same for you which is just oh yes it happens i hate everything where am i oh so sorry if it's where am i wouldn't it be and you're so sorry get in there mark yeah don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me i'm gonna be talking to mom what was that you watch out time is not on your side you hit me you hit me you you almost hit me again you almost hit me nobody ruined my perfectly good too much speed is not good in that one hey wait hey [Music] i could see the bottom of your ball dude do you like it don't don't hit it don't touch me don't touch that's the benefit on this one it definitely is because watch this yeah it would be it would be and it is yes all right we're all in we're all in we're all in baby look at me being literally look at me literally dead center look at you look at me literally dead look being first doesn't matter in fact in some circles it's bad get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way everyone is in my way i don't know what you're saying you dick you thank you dick oh you did can you give me a little boost no never come on man oh my god wait oh my god oh my god where are we going wait what oh my god that really grinds your gears uh whoops uh don't go not too much speed there how did i fall out oh my [ __ ] seat belt wasn't on you're there sorry i got really oh man that doesn't work what the hell yeah i know look when you do unisonis you get some perks from father what is that ah you can't make that jump by the way you cannot make that jump yes you can ah oh my god oh it made it back out look at me guys how does it feel to still be [Music] all even it's all tied up yeah it's really close i'm the greatest what is your who you better be yourself and not me myself because you suck so bad but yeah you do good luck not to be able to see a goddamn thing you're right i could not it's sweet oh wow it really is where are we going oh right here baby yep oh no crap okay yeah oh my god thank god is it just any of them i'm going back right baby never mind yes i am garfield garnuckle what's his name yeah that's it garfield garnuckle oh i see this is fun look how good i am oh i think i just bumped you out mark [Music] we all know what eats wait no mr gear listen she wants to you want to bring me with them but i don't want to go oh my god oh my god oh my god do you hear the collapse of man it sounds like hey that's what the gear tried to do to me and i was like no thank you and he's like okay i'll get the next guy remember when i was winning maps you guys remember that when i was winning man that wasn't the way what the hell yeah i don't recommend doing that yeah i'm gonna follow mark mark seems to have the stretch yeah i got the straps going in the holes this is the trick hey mark we ended up in the same place buddy yeah we sure did buddy what happened to me yeah that was a little early oh oh yes i made it oh my god i got pinched i got it i got it take me down oh okay hello i'm building up speed and momentum i didn't actually pay close attention to how much my lead is i might be totally giving this away right now yeah i'm gonna catch you man i'm getting i got you man oh i used to be good i used to be good i used to be good guys i used to be i'm just gonna go over here oh my gosh you can do it man you can do it like the little [ __ ] idiot he gave you every opportunity mark look look even at my score it's not like i had huge numbers all the time just consistently bad just consistently bad i might not have won but i feel like can we that's a positive can we take that away consistency consistency consistent dude yeah thank you all right that's all the maps we're done here we're leaving

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Id: -4RdyQht1CQ

Length: 35min 14sec (2114 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2021

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