The Family: Brotherly Love from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

no trouble at all now there's pot of coffee on the stove all I got deuce warmed up Thank You mama dear oh goodness and wasn't that a wonderful sermon this morning no honey it was a pip oh that Reverend Plummer yours is truly inspirational my goodness but he sure does make you want to be a better person you know sure does certainly worth the drive will tell you let me make the whole concept of brotherly love so simple huh we all just got to live our lives like Jesus would be understanding of each other and forgiving our enemies judge not lest you be judged amen don't you see the good in everybody now I hope some of what Reverend plumb said rubbed off on that little Callister boy now there's a rotten egg if ever there was one no she can't hardly blame the boy though is mamas which on wheels and strength all day long you know when he was talking about forgiving your enemies and looking into the corners Oh God and truly into your heart you must forgive your enemies you know you have a wonderful speaking voice if the Reverend plumb ever gets sick we'll call you Wow thank you mother thank you you know there was a time there when I was just a little kid in-between wanting to be a fireman and football star I wanted to be a minister oh how wonderful and ever told me bang now I'm just a meat and potatoes guy now that's all that's what I am don't claim to be anything else there was a time there where the little twig was bent I thought I had to call him to spread the Lord's word he had other plans he led me to hardware of course I don't think I would ever be as good as that Reverend plum I bet you even get on TV well maybe so but not unless he shaved off that dumb beer to his I don't know how that wife stands it mama what's wrong oh it's nothing Eunice mama wait just for some reason during that sermon today I couldn't help thinking about your daddy Oh mother did you say something about having some coffee on take your pants off mister I'm talking to you big much the big rush is that I am starving and I want to get over the wall for pals to get me some waffles and sausage well why in the hell didn't you say you were hungry no sense wasting good money on a garbage over to Waffle Palace I'll just fix you some cream of wheat no no no not go don't go to any trouble no trouble I make this morning I just gotta warm it up I drove all the way over here to take your mother to church just so I could go to the Waffle bells get me some lobbies and sawfish Shh no what is the use of my work at my tail off all week long there at that hardware store looking forward to Sunday when they end up but that crazy old woman eating lumpy warmed-over people wait I am ashamed of you ashamed after that sermon that we heard this morning that you can't find it in your heart to be loving towards a little old lady like mama I know the kids come to see her anymore she ain't got any friends fact I'm about the only one that can even stand her where's that little type that wanted to be the minister yeah I guess you're right you need maybe that cream of wheat won't be too bad that's my boy I'll put lots of sugar and butter on it you know when Reverend plumb said forgive your enemies and look into the corners of your soul I had a revelation about my sister Ellen I have to forgive her ed I mean with the Lord of hung up on Ellen that day like I did just because she was a mean and spiteful on the telephone no I guess he would have turned his other cheek that is not what I am talking about at all there now stop interrupting me no but no word would've saying the Lord want to sin forgive her cuz she don't know what she's doing good sounds about right Nellie's exactly what I am gonna do is I am gonna forgive my sister Ellen I just know she has been part sick these past few years would I be who you call it it's a private matter mama it's no concern of yours it concerns me when it's my phone will you lay off me mama I'll lay off you soon as you tell me who you're calling I am calling China our phone bill you're not going to get to me today mama first I have to make peace with my enemies I have looked into the corners of my soul damn wave of singing the star-spangled bear unit and getting a point look into the corners of my soul today mama and do you know what I found there I found love but I've also found a little bit of pettiness in me yes yes yes yes mama when I have been a little bit Betty what of course you have we all yeah I am talking about you have been pettier than most what is that supposed to mean I'm only agreeing with you UNICEF for god sakes get that phone call over with cream Oh eats ready hello who's is Oh Mary Beth darling sweetie this is your ingenious you miss you due to having ain't Eunice he's your model home dear well why don't you just go find out those damn brats at Ellen's she's raising them to be snobs just like herself oh dear Ellen this is your baby sister Eunice Oh Ellen I want you to know that I have nothing but love in my heart for you Ellen Ellen Ellen I looked into the corners of my soul today and I found you there no I am NOT drunk I want you to know something Ellen Ellen Ellen I have forgiven you for everything well all those tests remarks you always making those hateful spiteful little ways of yours Ellen I want you and the whole family to come over for dinner this weekend well then the weekend after that oh I see so you're still the same old Donna Chicago daddy you're go to the moon and don't you ever come back for all like hey let's eat Yunis teeth are so full of the Spirit this morning you can say grace bless this food O Lord amen amen how the kid Dylan said no she didn't mama y'all that little Debbie's gonna be quite a beauty she's a spitting image to Alan that butter costs money you know it always was her daddy's favorite they'd be happy to know how where's she married that Tom's quite a go-getter does that remark directed at me if the shoe fits wearing I don't with not tail off all week to be jumped on by you on Sunday and you watch that back mister you can't talk to me like you do your wife well you started it mama well that's it ain't my cream of wheat and make me the heavy even its feet with my family I try to make a little casual conversation what do I get a Pew now when you look what you done mama we are sorry sorry mother I don't my lord knows I'm used to it from you too I forgive you ice wish I had a chance to forgive your daddy I'll let talk about forgiving today really got me to thinking about him you know I never did to you this units but all the day your daddy died nine years ago in terrible fight I don't think in my heart I've ever really forgiven him I've had hardest oh oh mama don't be so rough on yourself it was on Sunday just like today I was warming up the cream of wheat he's sitting there in his chair watching a television he had about four beers by now grabbing at me to bring him another beer where's the paper find me my reading glasses change the TV channel Joe I finally just blew us it for God's sakes call can't you do anything for yourself then he jumped up and started throwing things at TV gotten beer cans one of them hit me right in the side of the head Danny scream not kidding you soon as I provide that bathroom don't God use here come out of that basement mommy you never told me daddy died in the bathroom upon going all those unpleasant details the point is I think I can forgive him now let's go through Center Rock Shows I can tell are you crazy let's cemetery 30 miles from here mama we are not gonna drive out to that creepy cemetery and watch you make a jackass out of yourself over Danny's way no story we drove get a church that's enough for one day at rest did you know cuz I never really forgave him sometimes when I walk into that bathroom unis I swear I see him sitting there well in that case mama you don't have to go all the way to the cemetery to forgive him just go into the bathroom to the cemetery if I have to take the bus and transfer three times I don't even want you to go I wouldn't want him to see what an ungrateful mess you turn back today anyway what did daddy ever do for me anyway huh he was always too busy bending over backwards for Ellen pretty talented Ella don't you walk out on me I can watch Ellen Ellen does a tour jete and what does daddy do hey buy her a triple deck ice cream cone Stefan I beat the whole block record by 17 jump I don't get the job you did entire block don't come near me his apple dumpling in a way told me if proved dark to see you newspapers month oh please I don't care let him call the police you hear that daddy you're proved Turks causing a scene I take it you don't want to go then I'll just get Aaron to take me no you won't mama Ellen won't take you anywhere because we want to take you don't we we do give me my coat I'll just get the Bible so as I can read a little something from it oh mama you don't have to read the Bible why don't you just ad-lib it might be a good idea to bring the Bible maybe I could read a passage out loud if you want well now why would Carl want to hear you and he doesn't even know you well he sure as hell doesn't want to hear you reading anything from the Bible mama I mean you kept pulling that stunt and when it was alive till it drove him to drink dad I'm the only one here that was almost a minister oh no read little something not me I'm not gonna make a fool of myself out there Hey look at this what I opened it right on the page where it says and God cannot truly enter your heart till you have forgiven your enemies a man only huh you know mama you know what I think it is I think that the Lord wanted us to know that he was happy that we went to church today and that we understood his words mama that Reverend Plummer yours really got to me today you know you two really ought to come out to church more often yeah we really ought to use it brings us all so much closer together forgot I said shut the door what hell the matter with you

Channel: The Carol Burnett Show Official

Views: 1,731,539

Rating: 4.7909818 out of 5

Keywords: The Carol Burnett Show, Carol Burnett, Golden Age of Television, Sketch Comedy, Funny, Variety, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Mama's Family, Classic Television

Id: TYEWIQzA0Xw

Length: 14min 59sec (899 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 07 2016