Mamas Family Eunice getting married

Carol Burnett and friends starring Carol Burnett with Harvey Garvin Vicki Lawrence and Tim gauntlet [Applause] anything you want to say before we get started yeah I'm from st. Louis Missouri oh I was there last year we Rock Hudson and I were there we did I do i do at the big yes at the mutti I saw those two empty seats and those were the ones you should have been in well you have no right to go on vacation I came all the way there and you came out thank you very much boy is it hot she's it was a hundred and five degrees on stage every night that we were working the humidity was 85 we were absolutely drenched and then to top it off you open your mouth to sing in a mosque Liza okay we got a big show for you tonight so don't go away we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] wait that help ups don't start up mama Everett's late getting home from the store yeah mostly because I had to find this blender for you that you had to happen two seconds flat well don't just stand there put it in the kitchen we're gonna miss the beginning of the movie look I'll hold this play case fell over when I was trying to fish this thing out for you who's I supposed to do it just leave all those are the ball bearings and sockets and wash you're lying on the floor just so you can see the beginning of the movie it was a Clint Eastwood movie it'd be a different story wouldn't it huh you'd have been out there all night your sleeping bag just so you can be first in line this morning wants to see you can't tear yourself away from that dumb story who's taking care of the boys a babysitter report she reliable no mama she's on probation from the penitentiary we're just locking up your heart mama cuz we're taking you to the movies seeing as how your necklace into it and couldn't you talk to me into wearing a tie I swear the last time I seen him in a tie was the day you two got married and I think you borrowed that one gave it back right after the ceremony who's gonna be looking at us in that dark movie house this movie house happens to be in my neighborhood Missy and I'd like to be able to hold my head up going in and out he'll see done in there now I will never figure out why you ever married that man anyway [Music] [Applause] call me call me corny but I have a sucker for them knock-knock jokes mom and daddy ain't home they're over at my ain't Eloise's for the whole weekend can I just come in for a minute tonight how would that look I just mentioned it in passing I didn't want to put any crazy ideas into that crazy him here you don't have to worry about putting any in there I got enough in there all by myself with musicals I can take her leaving oh she's one of my all-time favorites of course you know who my all-time all-time favorite is Ben Grable if your romantic charm pack up your doesn't come to Acapulco now you just get your mind on the right track this minute you know I'm so often I just say the Fillies things to myself I said should have kept up with your tap dancing lessons you could have been a big movie star I never knew you took tap lessons oh yeah well I only took to that teacher was everything had to be her way your legs are as good as Betty grapples anything honest because it's true I'm gonna go further there you are something else I mean you're not like the rest of the girls in this town I mean you know some of them fluffy headed blondes around here the other family actually looked down on me because I work in a hardware store yeah they do where would they be without hardware now supposing you took all the hardware out of this house right now where do you think you and I would be hardware is important to the whole world oh you miss you are they playing tic-tac-toe yes I'm just trying to kiss you why does the water go over Niagara Falls it's the call of nature that's why but is it me or my body a little bit of both I guess I just want to make something perfectly clear in Higgins I mean you take a girl out and buy a real nice Chinese dinner for two dollars and everything but you don't own her body and so I want you to know that I am not that kind of a girl no you ain't that kind of girl use please good Suzie why don't we just get back now tonight spiritual care free button well we've been spiritual for two months and a half I mean what do you think I am some sort of a love them and leading playboy oh no I don't I think you're wonderful I really do honest and it's so good to have somebody to talk to boy every time I mention any little dream of mine my mama just sneers at me hey daddy just ignores me altogether looks don't believe me either you know what my daddy calls me lunkhead yeah a good woman would never never ever call her man look it well I've got to be is this clown that you dragged in here off of the straights you know the young man I have been telling you about now for quite some time we finally get the unveiling huh no wonder you've been keeping him under wraps girl nothing man nothing later not really any worse than anything we dreamed up well I think I'll skedaddle long nah I don't know how I let so much time go by as it is I guess you were probably concentrating on other things so baby mama you just stop that it is a wonderful man what kind of wonderful man creeps into a young girl's home at this hour starts fooling around [Applause] well might be a much better idea if I saw you later anyway Eunice how about Sunday morning pick up about 10:00 and we've got the brush Creek for that picnic you're taking my little girl after Brush Creek you got another thing coming I know all about what goes on at at Brush Creek don't you pay any attention to her she goes off her rocker every now man come in this personality and particularly attractive and I'm gonna get away from you mama if I have to marry in higgins by hook or by crook you're gonna marry that big dumb cluck over my dead body I hope so [Music] he closed the osh he knocked over the dirt trash pan all right mama you wanted to know why we got married okay I'll tell you why we got married tell mama why we got married in because we were in love what the hell you talking about tell her the real reason well I've got that blender all assemble let's get going with that no you don't satisfy my mama's curiosity just tell her what happened that night she drove me out of my own home and into your arms you told me you'd kill me and then later on we have to get married I'll get you drift Eunice welcome to the club let's get going to the movies maybe for hurry up we could stop in town for a six-pack of beer on the way that hit the spot you got the money on you my mom [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Carol Burnett show skits

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Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 30 2016