The Dentist from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

[Applause] right this way mr. Schlesinger thank you it always seems to happen on a Sunday does oh boy you're really hurt dr. Keefer will be with you in a minute dr. Keefer what happened dr. burr Marv oh he's out of town he's breaking in a new partner his son-in-law doesn't hurt that much you won't find another dentist on Sunday yeah yes you're right you sure you know nobody knows what he's doing dr. Keefer just graduated from dental school as a matter of fact you're his very first patient so he may be a little nervous it won't be the only one dr. Keefer yes first patient is way too talk yeah he's still here waiting oh yeah oh boy I thought we were just gonna come in and practice today I didn't know my god he'll be right with you whoa hello Doctor okay well I'll be $20 honey not yet haven't done anything yet fifteen look doctor please listen to me I have a terrible toothache I am in terrible pain I want you to do something to stop the pain either fill the tooth or pull it oh gosh uh why cease cease yeah see in dental school and filling and pulling I only got seized it was just kind of an average grade I got A's and cleanin though you want me to clean it for you well will it stop the pain no but it'd look great what give me the C's give me the C's Oh points gosh what I cheated on my final and besides I had mononucleosis the last semester so I didn't get a chance to work on people like the other guy so most of my work was just done with animals I don't I don't care about animals just please fix this tooth yeah but isn't the same working on animals and people ie doctor I don't care please I'm a terrible pain yeah please well I give it a try [Laughter] [Laughter] what's this it's a doggy treat you want to go outside for a while thank you good boy okay well do please do something about this - yeah right well I guess you better watch out I better wash up no sense in you washing up you wouldn't put your hand in my mouth so awesome I'll wash ah there we go [Music] say say did you hear the one about the guy who had electric toothbrush he used to brush after every meal then see his electrician twice a year brush brush brush your teeth brush from everyday mother sister brother father brush him every way school song oh look at that he's mr. let's see now sorry yeah oh and second thought I don't think I will take a look at it well we're not what well my mother gave me these for graduation well so what were you gonna get them all a key no I won't you won't know and won't okay maybe we could just whale the falls out you know please please okay mm-hmm ah see I was right what weight got all icky here you go better rinse out a little bit there you go [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I don't have a ball Mama's gonna give me that too but she just ordered it won't be here till Tuesday you want to wait a Tuesday you don't wanna wait huh okay doctor please do please get this get this tooth out of my mouth now let's see now if we're gonna pull her out we'll have to have those pulley things please and let's see pinchy things and the little picky things there Thank You Polly here okay now let's go for your 2014 poto th we are pull your mm I hurt dr. if it's gonna hurt please give me something to kill the pain yeah okay well I've got some novocaine right here just hold on them and let's see how this works here okay novocaine here no King take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle right it'll be a little bit of pain and then nom missile setting yes [Music] [Music] [Applause] I just gave you a little shock here yes [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] with the light [Laughter] sorry I didn't miss it oh well now that'll be $20 [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Carol Burnett Show Official

Views: 4,534,739

Rating: 4.8813252 out of 5

Keywords: The Dentist, The Carol Burnett Show, Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, Full Sketch, Carol Burnett and Friends, Comedy, Sketch, Official, Time Life

Id: 9IUSM4EKcRI

Length: 9min 18sec (558 seconds)

Published: Thu May 09 2019