The Cyberpunk 2077 Experience

all right let's get it oh [ __ ] oh boy i didn't think i was that high up all right reset you are dying you do not know how to save yourself not true not dying becoming johnny silverhand keanu reeves i'm evolving oh tough guy you listen these people hey what's up did she come from so finish your tea and get the [ __ ] out wow you just got blasted takamura holy [ __ ] wow that was rough to watch my friend i've been holding the it's toad oh how the [ __ ] do i get it back who todd my car you died your car got repossessed uh hey watch it why did they fall over what is going on jesus they're killing themself on my bike is he dead what do you mean attack you guys attacked my bike yeah it looks like i'm in french and cert insurance fraud [ __ ] around me damn this guy's looking mean right now with those shades i lost everything all right got balls on you boy don't like that on everybody but they seem to suit you you haven't even seen my balls yet rogues be damned you see my reddit karma this is pure biz damn this song goes hard right now what is this the whole soundtrack for this game is just [ __ ] know you're great thanks box what's up friends oh closed huh then what are all these partygoers in here doing mr hands they call me mr hands mr hands is that video of the horse that [ __ ] the guy and kills him right that's the mr hands video if i remember correctly our dolls can change their hair and eye color in real time to look just as you wish who gives a [ __ ] about that what what about tits size and areola diameter change their eye color on the fly all right talk to me when we have the technology to instantly increase breast size your doll will talk to you about anything you wish actually the increasing tit size on the fly reminds me have you guys heard of code mikko sorry is she finally saying she's a twitch streamer she's a virtual girl but also a real world person too so who will it probably like the most impressive like like the most impressive tech i've seen from that community it's crazy i saw a clip of her doing this thing where chat was able to uh real time adjust her model and they made her tits so big that it turned her into a penis it was so [ __ ] cool i don't want to pay yeah does it do i have to do this for the side quest because i really don't want to spend money i'm supposed to be saving sky's the guy no it wasn't sky the girl either way it doesn't matter i need to save money i'm not doing this not here to pay and play just want some info ah unfortunately that we do not sell should you change your mind okay that didn't work never mind i have to do this it changed my mind all right i changed my mind i'll pay i had to think over it i think i'm ready to resist guess that makes you a real deviant would have had more choices if i didn't have a certain brain parasite you take that johnny how did you know that samurai get me out it's too much this isn't what i signed up for for your thoughts say it out loud no stop not for me don't worry about yourself don't make me say it yeah fine i'm short i had a true friend once or just an annoying little voice in someone else i forgot this is what i was wearing destruction now let's see how realistic the game is is my dick gonna get harder like slowly rising pitching a tent yeah keep talking about death in the void don't get me hard what the [ __ ] is this never stopped you from taking action right samurai going samurai no no no what about 500 more eddies please just keep talking to me in asmr talking about burning the world to the ground please no i have more i have more eddies take them all i don't need them please skye no she didn't like that wait what the [ __ ] thing threw me out what i need to talk to you talk you pulled the emergency brake ripped me out just to talk what happened i do something wrong what the [ __ ] just okay i had fun thanks again sky appreciate the therapy i can't get in what's that mean i'm here every [ __ ] week you're not authorized to access the vip area oh yes but i guess i am oh kind of oh jesus why can't i bring out my gun okay jesus all right uh i don't know why i couldn't bring out my gun they came in blasting but i guess i couldn't do the same needs to reset back oh the desk has it right i totally forgot yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i forgot oh let's see how realistic is this is if i grab him when he's taking a piss will i see wiener it better like drop down to here there piss stream has he started yo what are you staring at well nothing clearly so much for being a realistic game why even have penis physics built in if you never use the penis physics for anything disappointing how good is my stealth is he onto me outsmarted that's stealth baby not from around here couldn't find another ripper in the city to patch you up bird fingers was the best yeah the best for joy girls are you a [ __ ] yep no but you are an escort for special tastes looking for a ripper who can cater to my special needs good fingers will like you let them through i actually kind of regret not just calling him a [ __ ] please set your exquisite derrieres down come on why would i just punch this guy he's been like super cooperative kind of want to see it though oh i can't decide forget why we're here fine [ __ ] it suggest you start remembering all you can either that or i'll make sure you never forget my face two beefers from a bd studio beefers didn't even know their names yeah oh why did i do that of all things virtues with the death's head said she'd be good for the moth well i've come this far oh [ __ ] need air i'll be outside huh is he dead or like what's up with that that guy was like really cooperative and i still killed him but i got a cool sledgehammer he didn't he didn't deserve that he was really cooperative thanks chuckster theresa benjals and h-dog plus i could probably i assume if i don't kill him i can use him again in the future for like a side quest either you put a muzzle on this creature or put her down it's impossible to have a conversation with her around you don't say that about my friend pathetic a waste of words i'm a hair away from putting you down need air i'll be outside hey you said that about that uh you said that about him last time after i killed him so she really just doesn't care if he's dead or alive actually pretty hardcore pretty goddamn hardcore studded dildo dildo do all rubber fist holy [ __ ] no [ __ ] i didn't mean to look in the mirror wait what the [ __ ] wait what happened to his hair oh wait what don't turn around that's stealth right there that's max coolness game is on hard mode by the way if you couldn't tell which i'm sure you could he's the boss grab the other one judy twist is like you used to be that [ __ ] were just [ __ ] this guy didn't notice they're the ones without dicks in our hands is he talking to him from here while i have him grabbed you and me they're still talking to each other that damn they really wanted to finish that conversation eat it [ __ ] that was the coolness yeah my coolness is so high that neither one of them even recognized he was being dragged away i like that here i'm curious is my coolness so high that i can capture one of them bring him to his friend and they won't say anything they'll just talk normally let's see my man oh god damn what the [ __ ] is this see what happened something feels off here all right i don't know what happened there but i guess he's drunk driving would be my guess i would what did i do wrong i waited the three hours to talk to him you waited five hours it's that strict well at least now we know the consequence of waiting too long okay i'll make sure not to wait too long let's just do two hours jesus [Laughter] okay i yeah i think i accidentally did three but still they said a few hours which is three not two a two would be a couple hours okay barry is he's on a strict timetable it seems don't forget jesus christ what game do you think should have won game of the year doom hades ghost of tsushima literally every other game on that list was better than last of us too i felt last of us 2 is not very good it uses the exact same gameplay from a decade ago with the last of us jesus last of us won the narrative was not very good or like new or interesting it just wasn't a strong game oh god damn it learn how to drive am i liking this better than the witcher 3 i do like it better than the witcher 3. i didn't really like the witcher so yeah i like this one more maybe i'll just stick with doing like the actual good side quests if anyone knows what those are yes what's up you guys could just tell me and i'll do those that looks like pretty solid stuff right there hold on please don't tell me i have to slow walk a hundred meters with this guy yeah i finally showered yesterday oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa good fight i guess this is on hard difficulty i know how to heal in combat but i don't want to waste one of my uh stims you have 41. yeah and i'm gonna need them you can never be too safe dennis big man hey cool sword how do i get this but both die on table i got crows while very angry i hide in boat swim to america here didn't save me oh nice dennis share your secret oh i got crowbars on purpose world best sergeant make no mistake nice all right i respect it this is all very hard may this blade serve you well okay [ __ ] yeah i'll take it i got like six new weapons from that let me see this blade it's worse than my current blade you make me sick dennis you scoundrel all right let's do some more cold-blooded coolness we have two perk points this time i'll do this oh that's pretty good that way i don't just insta drop all my cold blood stacks um i don't even know if cold blood's doing anything for me any to be honest but i have to commit no there's no pc commitment nope oh i got clipped you piece of [ __ ] there's a private turtle [Music] i called just a cough into the phone see no i'm not going to the sex shop not yet i don't have any money to afford anything i still do want the dildo bludgeon but i don't think i can afford it just [ __ ] panic well i don't know if you can [ __ ] pan am we'll see i suppose if it's part of the story we'll get it what gives you gta vibes just being able to drive a car and there being a radio hello pan am hey pan yep well you didn't even look at me agree to help me you'll find out oh [ __ ] no what do you mean you will not jerk me around what tell me where my car is i have no [ __ ] idea hey come on calm down don't tell me what to do give me a sec i should call the client convince them to leave the bastard hanging going ahead with the deal behind rogue's bag brave i guess more [ __ ] dumber than a drop wait did i misunderstand i thought this is what rogue wanted rocky ridge the thing is uh oh well excuse me johnny apparently i went behind rogue's back which i didn't mean to do at all but here we are maybe i'll get a girlfriend out of it who's this my babysitter her boyfriend mitch two old friends just friends huh we'll manage without him shut it nope [ __ ] all right wrong dialogue i'm sorry don't be a dick mitch still your boyfriend don't forget hey there's a basketball in here do you play we could start a pickup game challenge raffin to a 2v2 and if we win we get to own the camp keep an eye on rv i can be jealous so those friends ears they seem to want to [ __ ] but you don't like them right do you have anyone you would call close maybe soon i like that not right now no could just be a matter of time though okay did that work or i don't think so yeah i agree ken i honestly don't understand why motion blur is still prevalent especially with cyberpunk i mean this is supposed to be the champion of gamers and they defaulted motion blur it's embarrassing honestly so next [ __ ] gin or last gen excuse me red cable connected give me a moment i need to hook everything up here so you're 2077 and we're still using jumper cables come on we should be able to do this wirelessly by this year that's so embarrassing did they forget sound effects for breaking glass this is the third time i've broken a window no sound effects i actually just don't think there's sound effects for breaking glass in the game and it doesn't do anything i can't climb in even if it's fully open don't worry i've discovered a haunted well that could be used for speed running right the building is haunted pan am keep in mind i get to take the 200 meter walk back actually i think i know exactly how i did that i wonder could that be used for speed running let me take it let me take a little uh little tech experimentation break here i don't know how that could be useful though unless you could use this to like fly into like the final fight or some [ __ ] i don't see how it'd be useful just what everyone wants a 50 hour speed run hey you say that but keep in mind oblivion and skyrim they have like 20 minute routes and those are like 60 hour games okay i wonder if i bunny hop after it if i can keep that speed and just go across the entire game world i'm not looking for glitches i just happened to encounter this and i was wondering if i could keep that kind of crazy momentum and just go across the game world i feel like maybe i could i really do one more try what if i hit it backwards there's a video someone who kept momentum of the glitch on twitter yeah i feel like you can i know there's slope uh boosts and it looks like when you bunny hop you can keep all your momentum doesn't look like it i can't turn around when it happens either yeah well it's a start what the [ __ ] now all of a sudden well i took it i got a different angle that time but all of a sudden now i can't climb in jesus what build is he doing it's just maximum coolness so right now my stealth for his stoop super high even though i hate stealth yeah oh i've been made [ __ ] no it could have been anyone what i'm still what i still can't run what but i threw the grenade that put me over the inventory limit oh boy what is going on where's my knife oh why why can't i climb that let me climb what so much for freedom can't even climb a box hand fan huh oh is that a dildo oh i just noticed that's big nice this guy does not really care that he's getting shot through the wall he's like well if i can't see him it must not hurt jesus is this guy immortal he's mine oh we're just coming in hot i like it okay this gun's [ __ ] cool what's going on with my hair where am i oh i'm inside of her right now holy [ __ ] we're doing it i'm morphing into her into her we're becoming one is he what is he shooting me with is he air bending or something i'm not even seeing bullets from this guy yeah double tap a or d to dodge but the second you don't want to do it like here like when you're in cover and you just try and go left a little bit to get a peek on him and you just dive out it sucks wow it is significantly better and it does chemical damage [Music] and poison chance of 33 wow the widowmaker's kind of nutty but the achilles has three mod slots so it's worth to keep anyway let's have them both outsmarted again rogue's thought of everything to your ride yes she likes her car used to that thorn of yours thanks for everything partner yeah we'll get to work around midnight it'll help keep us out of sight agreed maybe we just get one room [Laughter] uh it seems a little forward that's like some uh reddit garbage advice but i'm going for it baby because i'm super cool good idea hey there's two twin beds in every room oh we'll save some money um i feel like it's too forward but i mean we've gotten into you we're tuberoses deep already like you know i i've already i'm i'm two what is it three sheets to the wind like we're we're too deep now i'm going for it quite what i had in mind just what did you have in mind there's more brosephs glad to have met you so i thought i'm glad we met too that could have been a damn tough day but thanks to you oh we blew it good work maybe calls for a little celebration sure we can celebrate but not today hey we did it v no i will need a round it's a plan drink until you die could you do that just continuously drink there until alcohol poisoning sets in let's see how am i looking oh yeah like a million bucks let's hype myself up what the [ __ ] is happening jesus i'm being possessed you're starting to remind me of me 50 years back no minus the charisma an impressive [ __ ] hasn't seen my [ __ ] yet bro what if i just never press the detonator is it a mission failed or does it change the story they're going nowhere we gotta go after it oh [ __ ] bullseye that's how you do it man she just straight murders everybody without care no we never even don't kissed it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't see me oh i can't grab him robots are immune to stealth it seems okay now i know all right the other precision rifle is gonna be better it does electrical damage and i'm assuming these guys are weak to that oh yeah oh boy okay whoa all right wow follow me pan am this is tier one sponge cream square nut oh that's that max coolness coming into play right there yeah this is on hard mode can't you tell i don't know what was going on there my coolness is too high they can't actually spot me [ __ ] there's two but my coolness is high enough i could capture this guy walk away with him and he'd never know because i'm too cool see i maxed out coolness while close to maxing out coolness but if you put coolness at zero then your character dies a virgin you piece of [ __ ] okay that does no damage wow why am i crouching shut him up already not a fan no you haven't found i didn't mean to kill him i was actually going to non-lethal him but i pressed f to continue the dialogue perhaps pan am should ask herself if she's still in aldocaldo just say no come with me damn it we can start a new corporation the thing is am i even part of the family anymore no join my family come back to us it's a cooler family how do i get to date pan am what now back to night city yeah i mean i think so i have to sit and think about everything i definitely don't want to encourage her to talk to saul that's competition so i'll just say bye and that's it saw them transform night city into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits broken dreams and emptied pockets corpse have long controlled our lives taken lots and now they're after so he's an actual good guy i agree this war is a people's war against a system that spiraled out our control it's a war against the [ __ ] forces of entropy understand yeah man whoa do whatever it takes to stop we gotta defeat him gut him if i got a kill i'll kill if i need your body i'll [ __ ] take it but don't say that man i'm like kind of your friend now we remind you of your duty to be truthful yes a warrior what are we what is he running over somebody right now why are we what shake at night city your man stand here what did he run over oh i mean i guess that's good parking whatever my gift to you it's free free holy [ __ ] what is free often proves most costly gonna take them or not yes love free they'll fly this way it's just another video game it's just a pretty good game that's all it was ever gonna be i don't know i think i might like mr krabs overdoses on ketamine more you proceed oh okay damn going wild out here welcome to pacifica empty but now that hotel is getting [ __ ] up by the helicopter over there do they not have any sports in 2077 i saw a basketball twice actually so maybe basketball is the only sport left oh my coolness is ready for this one what's inside what do i do got it oh i haven't upgraded my cyberware at all right yeah i totally [ __ ] forgot if they hold go down my people will let you pass you're talking about like my actual augments or do you mean my perks oh speaking of which only one more coolness point until i'm maxed coolness we're so [ __ ] close i'm also going to max out the whole cold-blooded tree even though i don't think it's very good we're looking good my cold-blooded tree is almost done this thing better actually be useful at some point even though i don't think it is don't worry about more cold-blooded perks start putting perks in the gun yeah i've come this far well like hold on i should at least put points into uh where is it predator predator seems good and i could go like a full melee build too quick hack i don't care about though i'm not going to bother with those nor weapon well weapon recoil might be good is this game worth it does that answer your question i'd say maybe okay let's try melee this gun [ __ ] sucked so i'm definitely not using that again is there a durability system with melee weapons i don't see anything no okay good yeah we'll see how this goes what's up nerds outplayed hey cold blood leveled up oh actually wait a minute i knew about this i saw this on twitter earlier there's a slope glitch in this game where if you like hit a slope you just get like crazy speed oh this guy just got electrocuted from passive damage i'm cheating [Applause] i'm gonna let him survive though i mean he earned it speedrun strats actually working pretty well now the gameplay is looking kind of fun now that i'm so good now that i'm using melee pack the boxing droid and knock the other guy's head off that's [ __ ] genius if it works hold on let me try let me steal this guy first though damn doesn't look like i can do it i made it far easier for the other guy was deus ex human revolution that good i don't remember liking it that much but i like that deus ex walked so cyberpunk could crawl that's cute it was that good i really don't remember oh outmaneuvered not even the robot is calibrated to see this level of coolness what the [ __ ] okay i don't know why that happened wait i can still shoot through this oh so that's how they killed me last time for some reason you can shoot through this metal door okay i wanted to save that oh well that worked out actually i just got a high level rarity item cyberware mod i'll try not to get blown up by something where does this go oh what the [ __ ] these guys just didn't want any problems up there that should be another cold blood stack but i don't see does cold blood even work i've never seen cold blood work so it works for you duncan well where do you see it because i don't see anything cold blooded doing anything for me that countdown at the top left let's see if i slow down at the end of it i do not which means i wasn't getting movement speed oh wait there's another one that was so bold holy [ __ ] you can become is that one of the life paths i could have chosen just stay a little [ __ ] shot or something oh she's just tripped nice legendary oh i need that oh my god we might have just got lucky got it that was the same one too that's lucky jesus oh hey [ __ ] yeah oh god what the [ __ ] what is going what is going on what in the [ __ ] is happening am i winning i think it's glitched her health doesn't know what to do and she can't do damage to me oh there we go i don't understand uh i think that may have been a glitch because i feel like she should have died she hit zero twice that i saw sasquatch's hammer god damn it that put me just at over capacity [ __ ] talking as if he was there he's working you so obvious it hurts you think so johnny ask for proof besides i'd know run a system diagnostic [ __ ] no he's gonna hack me or some [ __ ] i think i'll just stick to my plan get hacked nerd oh i still ended up hacking myself god damn it the net pig was right voodoos were blowing smoke as soon as you gave him access to the netwatch web they roasted all these no he was telling the truth god damn it after the voodoo's turned you into a [ __ ] kamikaze drone no i'm not gonna reload i made a decision and i'm sticking with it so what i should have spelled the truth no mind a quick word oh i didn't mean to press that whoops shouldn't let this lie head to baddies grumpy [ __ ] hope he likes surprises yes another legendary mod holy [ __ ] god yeah we're [ __ ] cooking yes another legendary mod holy [ __ ] god yeah we're [ __ ] cooking oh i also have some uh perks to spend here max cool in this baby 20 out of 20. and next predator upgrade and then melee damage upgrade there we go oh god there's another one this does a lot of damage all right cell junk finally i only have 21 junk items for 99 eddies wow i actually have a lot of eddie though i have 38k what the [ __ ] pluseed you tried to [ __ ] me in the ass eh how do you manage this uh i'm not gonna punch him i understand what i am to talk about with brigitte i'll give you access uh should i just let her in i mean i'm not shy it's just i don't know if that's a good decision is this a good am i going down a good path here in the main story letting her into the chip she seems uh knowledgeable i feel like this is the right call chat seems to seems to think no i feel like it makes sense she knows all about the chip let's go after you he seems reliable i just die right there she didn't try to kill me that was placide i don't blame her plus everyone's tried to kill me even if it was her it's not like it's that big a deal 2077 baby oh this is like some matrix [ __ ] are they all going inside of me what's happening oh i'm going on stage is this a the gentlemen concert they'll never fade away wait you just start shooting the crowd [Applause] what the [ __ ] that was intense yeah who's next who wants who else wants to get shot let's go [Music] whoa keanu is about to [ __ ] it's all a lie that concert samurai all of it a ginormous fiction what are you talking about not a rocker boy what do you mean how to join the wired wackos on the corners frothing at the mouth as they scream death to arisaka you know exactly what i mean look at you faking it even to yourself what hap i don't know what happened probably what you're best at faking it all of you of course johnny s misunderstood by all night city what the [ __ ] just how did all of this stem from having sex [Laughter] okay i think we're done for the day so you can [ __ ] off oh he's got a dildos double barrel [ __ ] off oh a short fuse on this one huh draw my gun let's get wild got an iou here with your autograph on it it's not my money i don't care ah much appreciated why did i bother paying that why is this guy immortal or something goddamn i missed every headshot most powerful gun yeah i'm pretty sure it is nice work thompson all right let's go go go go quick faster let's get the hell away nice good moves yep distract him make some noise i'll call nancy oh we'll play a gig set up right under our osaka's windows and crank it loud blast the pains out it'll be a gig to remember i like how that's the solution here how are you gonna beat this evil massive corporation with rock and roll and titties it kind of looks like um god the guy from resident evil what the [ __ ] is his name the main bad guy no i'm well wesker why does it matter johnny she's dead yeah but she didn't have to be he could have forced the dude to take her out safely johnny's just a [ __ ] idiot he's just really dumb like he's just exceptionally stupid spit it out oh [ __ ] what was the point in making me cold draw a weapon huh actually was just on my way out damned there's no good people in this entire universe except for jackie jackie was nice i mean he beat a couple people to death kind of but like he was still pretty like wholesome dino dinovic who the [ __ ] is that i don't know me but you will name's dino deal with downtown city center v yeah i know there's the resub tree hot stuff need anything you call me remember dino knows everybody thanks dino okay thank you why did you why did you even call me what was the point really why did you call me i don't get it 45 000 [Music] hey there's double jump holy [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] who just killed himself what was that if i reset the npcs will they do it again fists only okay hey hey you i gotta get to a ripper man oh his dick got bit off i'll pay you come on quick thanks for not laughing at me appreciate it it ain't easy i'll tell you that no watch out kids oh they are oh no chill chill they auto make me stop there's some bad boys oh actually no these are my friends kind of want to die oh but they're bullying a construction worker okay jesus fine oh god wait what that sounds [ __ ] awesome where where is that get karen zakov as soon as you can it's a slow time dodge that's bugged so you can buffer multiple dashes and go mock speed where's the karinsakoff that sounds awesome what is the karinsakoff find a ripper that has it oh it's from a ripper what does it go on neural mod okay how much money do i need is it an expensive one and how can i make money quickly take the guns to sell that's a pretty good idea wow my sasquatch hammer is 603 dps okay but here let's i honestly might just do full melee at this point mainly just seems much more fun what the [ __ ] is max doing just scaring this civilian why is this gun drawn cigars i can just send okay okay we've already done that uh i don't want her to go back with saul i want her to stay with me okay i'll i'll give her an hour she might just be busy can we just talk pan am man fine whatever i'm better off without her anyway it must yeah it has to just be a glitch she she wouldn't ghost me no pain am why yeah you heartless harpy fine whatever better off without her no why one more call fine i'm better off without her eight unanswered calls yeah just making sure she's okay she needs me to take care of her if i don't who will me it's a good thing you asked him i could probably use your help no i'm busy i'm busy fine i could really use your help nah i'm busy can we meet nope there it is kurznikov perfect and i have enough or karinzakov whatever okay so it's bugged so i can aim and shoot while dodging and it slows time and apparently you can stack the dodges so let's see bill jablonski i got i hope it's jack black a jablinski games sidequest spit it out the wraiths took saul good an open assault would be suicide disagreed mitch is already setting up i can control the flow of time now while i cover you oh god lord we even have a radio in here take it for a spin if you like i'll pass this thing controls like dick oh to be fair i'm kind of off-roading it jesus christ holy [ __ ] there we go [ __ ] the assault hope i never have to drive this truck again here we go let's see if i can finally try out this bug oh i have a plan check this out hey get ready to cover me uh it looks like the only you can't keep it going forever the only thing you can do is extend it with hopping bye bye [ __ ] let's try forward now that i know how to control it [Applause] poor guy none of his friends are gonna believe him on that one there's gonna be like that scene out of the last jedi where the the lady like hyper speed drifts into the other spaceship and kills it you're welcome future speedrunners that's what i like to [ __ ] see baby and what a perfect position too right in front of the right behind the mini boss for an easy quick kill oh it's too simple for me the speed run strats they just speak to me i don't know how this bug would make it past testing i feel like anybody who gets this cyberware upgrade would accidentally input more than one side stuff and you'd absolutely find this immediately and then right here plant quick assassination okay i didn't i didn't get fully behind him unfortunately but you get the idea all right you know what check the fuse outside that might have come worse yeah let me just go outside in the [ __ ] sandstorm why does she hate me why doesn't she love me like she loves seoul is alone so you would sell us out to biotechnica what is going on with the dialogue holy [ __ ] what will happen what is going on i can't i can't follow this at all thank you v i could not have said it better i'm glad you like that pan am are we dating you sweetheart do you know what they call these storms in north africa hi boobs damn i love that word what thanks seoul yeah i don't know he just [ __ ] scurried away over there like a kid who got caught in the cookie jar i don't know what to tell you how am i supposed to [ __ ] know what saul's going on with sounds like he's [ __ ] booked it out of there he said haboob and then like sprinted away to the boob he's the prime fruit lip the resub cynical and the tin gibsons taco sauce thank you boobs yes that's good work pan am packs octane after a day oh we got a foot fetish you deserve to kick back oh and what did you have in mind oh god i don't know which ones what's the right one is this one too aggressive i don't want to go in too deep and then get blasted by the entire tribe much better your shoes are still off what are you talking about i'm going for it i'm going in got a few ideas i think you know what kind uh [ __ ] i guessed wrong it's really nice as is let's not spoil it okay no i i will never say that friend word i i'm sorry didn't know what i was thinking oh it's fine truly don't let it worry you no don't say it don't make me say it don't make me say it no i'm reloading did you hear that yeah the sound of my balls being blue what's up johnny what did you think on behalf of the staff of the independent california motel i wish you all sweet dreams that was kind of cute johnny what the [ __ ] where'd that come from this man's been a dick in a douche bag this whole game beating women beating men just for the sake of beating ass and then he hits us with a little cute [ __ ] there my man i swear to god if i get out of this [ __ ] couch right now and i see pan am in bed with soul i'm gonna scream panda me better not be in here no hey what's up virgins i'm about to touch touch a woman from losers [ __ ] cowboy hat and [ __ ] the wraiths the rape please take care of her she served me well okay are you positive though whoa overwatch that game sucks putting her in good hands we don't need to talk about that makes the reset mag i'm just not like that don't worry what are you like more like this yes you see that virgins take care of yourself you too sometimes a nice guy can win and remember i'm indebted hey johnny did you see that are you proud circumstances were different i'd say saddle up and right after her but here and now just look damn hard to catch a girl like that let's see if i can shoot all the way to the city assuming this works you can't they thought of everything you can't mouse wheel your movement keys what so the idea was well this is how it works and then you spam forward and you keep all that momentum when you bunny hop because it takes like a million inputs so if you can get even more inputs in in that time frame you'd go even faster so that's why if you mouse wheel and unbound it'd be crazy yeah so the more inputs you can get going in a direction when doing that the faster you'll go oh man that why would they even make that like a feature i don't get it i actually think this is faster than traveling by car if i could just line it up right and just get straight shots the whole way this is definitely faster look to the sky thank you for letting me see that it's takamura a shooter it's an rpg it has better gun play than any rpg ever i will be an easy target that's a that's a big claim i don't know about that one it's extremely stiff it's just really basic bare bones gunplay it's functional it's not bad i wouldn't say it's like horrible it's i mean it's serviceable and the fights are definitely creative but i'm having far more fun with melee than the actual gun play better worst gun play than fallout better than fallout i'd say get more used to that but fallout has vats which is a lot more fun we must try the shot but without vats it's better than fallout that is a great suggestion if i grab double jump mod and then do the glitch i bet it'll hold my momentum for the entirety of me being in the air so if i get high enough maybe it'll lock well it won't lock in my height i there's there's potential there i like that though and i still wanted the double jump mod anyway just because what is this it's like meatballs on a stick is it bad do you not like it oh okay i have laid the plan oh i'm glad we paid for the most expensive best thing on the menu only to throw it on the plate and not eat anything shall we let's hit it let's get to it good luck you'll never strike early baby that was through a block jesus christ so that 99 oh my god 98 that is her health how is this fight possible what let's get i don't think i can do it good luck not at the current level yeah there's no chance i won i won so you do want to go behind saul's back you're gonna [ __ ] her today is that a fact let's hope so ted carol and bob also on board now you're out to plane trick do you plan to lecture me you can damn well go right now that was a dumb dialogue option coolness didn't help at all there you said i'd helped you all right let's go team let's get [ __ ] wild is this crucial to having sex missed you pretty bad no i like that well this means oh wait just just wait this is not how we usually talk so let's start oh that's huge no time like the present okay go ahead that was a joke listen v i believe i know where this is going and not to your liking no it's not that i also wish to talk about it just not so openly my plan was to tiptoe around test the waters then retreat back into my shell you spoiled the surprise then um are these crucial decisions i'm making [ __ ] i don't know i don't want to blow it i can't have virtual charlie be a virgin it's so embarrassing what do you think sec i think second one's the better one just tell her you can hyper jump if i could i would yet i fear all doers say something foolish and be left alone in the desert and if that happens what's the big deal if only as a friend no try following the impulse next time okay well in any case you've been warned all right let's rejoin the others did i do it do i have to wait for her why does she walk so [ __ ] slow jesus christ pan am please god there there we go oh here we go that's the one i wanted grown kind of cold out here not true i'm trying not to embarrass you in front of your friends catch some [ __ ] with me okay here they come sorry i'm hungover give me a second oh jesus christ [Music] this is a cool build nice don't worry i'll finish him oh good work so all you dumb sack of [ __ ] look what we got oh i have to do it [ __ ] penny so it begins what's the meaning of this exactly what you see the basilisk all i see is two trucks with giant militech logos on them these are the prime jesus you can see them from miles away time i want these trucks out of my sight in saul's defense it's just a truck do what you want just get out of my sight bob mitch you two take the trucks around back like it's just like a tow truck okay i only have one more mission according to the sex guide and then i can finally uh have a relationship okay we've got a problem uh what's what's gone wrong here with my game reload you think uh it doesn't look like this is gonna solve it either yeah she's still just standing on the bed what uh how what the [ __ ] i already i fast traveled away i've reloaded to save i've done everything oh my god i actually i actually am locked out of this mission the last mission i need before i get a girlfriend are you serious virtual charles is cursed to be a virgin forever what the [ __ ] why is it broken okay can i like maybe push her out of the tent like a grenade maybe can't throw a grenade all right um can i just like prevent her from going into that tent maybe don't do it don't oh god don't do it don't do it this is a pretty interesting song i believe it's because you're skipping time well i've done it for every other mission and it's been fine that's like a core mechanic of the game and i don't think just waiting it out naturally would change anything oh my god wait she's not in the tent oh [ __ ] finally i don't know what changed but i'll take it i know all right four tries and we're in finally she's not at the tent yes carol still needs corporals haven't shown up in person to report the loss no i think what even told you she just happened to be at the basilisk i didn't go to the basket she just happened to be here as opposed to the tent right there i don't know what changed though i guess driving two kilometers flaming dog [ __ ] on their doorstep we're almost there so that was all part of the basilisk what was the point of it without it being for sex unless when you get the basilisk with your co-pilot you're just always supposed to [ __ ] like why link up the sensory information it's like designed for sex are we still naked in here damn it and again but i i i made a mess of so many things you said i know no don't hook her but i changed my mind she's mine everything for this family we just christened the basilisk okay you should go check inside the basilisk you'll see some of my dna good to know where are we going you literally just walked the circle nobody's behind the bar where somewhere new we moved cab damn you moved camp really quickly holy [ __ ] oh v v you have to tell me what is happening the blood you were out for hours what's wrong you know johnny's silver hand uh that's a little much i think i'll just go with busted tech v talk to me or should i tell her it's johnny no then she'll fall in love with the johnny silverhand inside of me i wanted to like me for me but it also might help i don't know i gotta go i'm feeling good am i still negative really wait i will go with you i thought i heard that voice mitch finally where are we going pan am sex with mitch yeah that's next step as far and our vantage points really are much more hey welcome back to the land of the living hey thanks pedophile cowboy join us kiss thanks for everything for being here for me nice take care of yourself and let me know well just please keep in touch nope i i've succeeded in where i wanted to i'm done consider this our breakup pan am all right who else is a romance option oh yeah wow wait why'd they take all my clothes off i could just go like this this could be a pretty cool imagine this just wreaking havoc on the parade today this looks like a standard florida man oh that's pretty cool this is a oh if that didn't give me armor for my legs and feet i would go just like this and just have dick out and this get up here it's pretty cool the old uh what is it the people that pretend to sell watches and flash their trench coat and it's just their dick in the park but there's a name for those kind of people right not sexual predators a cooler name god melee just has to be the most efficient way of fighting in this oh up until i'm fighting robots outside i guess never mind even then oh boy oh boy fly closer i can't use range with my sledgehammer whoa almost slid off to my death with that time for a break [ __ ] oh a boss battle of course you're here all right perhaps a bit foolhardy to try and sledgehammer him to death i mean that's really good camo he for some reason doesn't camouflage his weapons so he still just had like these dark red glowing darth maul lightsabers i managed to so there's a glitch remember sasquatch she was like this i think it works for every boss if i kill him i get xp and money and if i save and load that save again he's alive again and i can just keep repeating that process for unlimited money i feel like i could do that but i actually kind of like oda so i don't want to do it to this guy plus i don't need the money or xp right now anyway here i do want to see it i want to see if this works for everything so if i kill him i'm sorry oda plus 103. yourself too i didn't see how much you gave me okay and then load or wouldn't it be load that he should be alive again and i keep the xp and the money i just want to see if this will work why does he look dead right now this is the one where i uh let him live that's worrisome what the [ __ ] it was out here just like rollerblading and then gets blasted i don't even know what it shot him all right whatever i guess man holy [ __ ] and she's [ __ ] herself more than we are uh-huh clink what did you say clink sound of her attaching her thanks johnny her pal thinking of sex aren't you your first thought was sex wasn't it i like that technically we'd be jacking off but now you're not my type i like that dialogue option when the time comes it'll be my life for yours i'll agree to get white tags are proof of my promise but why though when did this hat why did he turn around like this i'd do the same for you yeah thanks listen you'll do what you think's right character development ever heard of her well but adam smasher nothing we've done nothing i've done for him or vice versa has ever really made it makes sense that he all of a sudden doesn't want to get revived and take down arasaka he's literally the incarnation of revenge and fighting against arasaka to the point of madness and he stated multiple times that all he wants to do is anything that will allow him to keep [ __ ] arasaka so why would he give his life for mine when i haven't done [ __ ] for him i want to see what happens i i really feel like there's just there's no way that all of a sudden he's turned into a guy that actually cares about v it makes no sense there really hasn't been anything v has done to lead to him caring but i i want to see what happens fine i'll do this for you appreciate it thanks i just have to be getting used by him promised oh wait is this a different final mission so can i do johnny's here and then or can i do her mission and it overwrites johnny i'm confused this seems like the final mission if i do hers hey this is uh this is that mission this is johnny's this is where i get his pistol and [ __ ] oh there we go dropping a little invisible flavor in there oh we're really cooking now what was our mission weren't we supposed to talk to rogue hey what the let's go baby run it [Music] i think i got something better hey you rule me what you've heard about me let's get out of here tell you what i heard then you'll show me if i'm right just got a little biz to take care of first did i just puke so are you guys get back to work i'm across the [ __ ] [ __ ] i should've just punched i thought i could cool my way out of it let's go back to my place no pan am it's not me i swear it's johnny damn it not even johnny can make me cool so we just blew up our [ __ ] car in front of the line to a club and nobody in that line seemed to care hello night city okay well whatever you say i guess johnny what's up where are you at thanks a [ __ ] gaming conveyor look at your hand cyberware oh in cyberware oh that's so cute i like it that is pretty cute is cyberpunk a good game it is a good game it's not a great game so far but it is good uh how do i get rid of this glitch that i'm experiencing with the blue bar it's pretty intrusive ah the club is really popping off i see weldon i mean everything's gone awry here hopefully there's gonna be like floating penises in here something cool i think keanu's acting is fine it's obviously not like the best but it's still goofy and fun like he still sells the character enough that it's enjoyable like it's hard not to like johnny this man's t-posing huh you know who i haven't seen since the beginning of the game is royce what the [ __ ] is he doing he's got some kind of crazy sorcery what the [ __ ] was that he was hitting me with a crazy magic trick oh boy wait do i even have any health right now my health is invisible does that make me immortal jesus good lord this thing controls like ass holy [ __ ] there was always something going here lies johnny silverhand biggest douchebag of all time terrorist and raging [ __ ] the guy who saved my life i'm thinking the guy who saved my lights pretty cute i'm not doing three this is a time to really warm up to him i'm thinking freaking four the guy who saved my life v you don't know how much i want that to be true listen i realize i [ __ ] up a lot of things either let down or used every last person who gave me their trust blind selfish bastard that i was but i've managed one thing for now not to [ __ ] this up what we have nah [ __ ] that up too i i can't do that to you ready you're too sweet right now those of that thing in your head does he want him to kill himself now see that setup over there yeah what about it you'll find the last dose of pseudo-endo tries in there a gift from misty johnny's been so he's been very responsible with my body i've given him control already and he gave it back now he's got a cigarette floating near his face like i think he's reliable i don't know if i want to do the pills and guns though i feel like i could just leave oh this isn't actually a choice yet what if i just leave oh i can't they gave me the illusion of joyce there if you don't want to decide here i know a much better place yeah god i don't wanna stop trying to make me kill myself christ sure no to know that we'll see each other again what you know fine no no not like that make up your mind what no that's not what i was oh that didn't that didn't okay well that well that wasn't it that was not that was not the move well i'll say one thing there's always a way out i agree come save me you need to take a few deep breaths then rethink all this hard and then you can call me back do you know why because i am here for you but end of discussion okay i'm just going to throw myself from the ledge now wouldn't let me get want to trust pan am and her tarmac rats fine but it'll be their lives laying heavy on your soul it's worth the risk and if you take arasaka's deal well you'll have your own on your conscience uh i want pan am yeah i mean this is the only like story related quest line outside of maine that has clearly had an effect this was all side quest [ __ ] i did you've called me at high moon to ask me to help you break into arasaka tower or you'll die well that actually wasn't my plan i was just calling to say what's up okay you tagged the log on your own accord good don't go anywhere i'm coming to get you i hope pan am doesn't die but even if she does it's better than getting the ending where you never see her again because then at least your side quests did play a role v finally yeah i mean if you guys are going to sacrifice your whole family for this huge thank you like that means a lot i mean you guys have been like a family for what generations or something you're just gonna like kill everybody here just for me that's so nice needed some sleep is all we have to accept these risks come what may that much we owe you i'll talk to our brothers and sisters get a drone buzzing over i mean you're sending the entire family like i know how to even the odds why don't you send like maybe 10 people be like hey we sent 10 of our mediocre warriors with you and a few children like we tried without me and the family will live on sorry else you need you don't have to send the whole kitten caboodle hey what's up kid you're going on this mission too it's a suicide mission should be pretty wild could i even afford the gorilla arms i forgot to check let me see how much worker alarms oh no oh my god 25k no chance i couldn't get double jump because i don't have the stats for it so please spawn don't don't do this don't [ __ ] do this why is the nomad story so bugged why is it so [ __ ] it's a great speak for yourself so is this guy got his arm around an invisible person is that cloaking technology i'm assuming it's like this guy over here you're one of us now b you're an alder car though damn it yeah don't worry i like the guy in the orange vest the best hey i want to talk to that guy in the orange vest he's got himself a ghost companion how do i get that friend are you not afraid to die should i hug her and afraid for you i don't know it seems kind of weird nothing i feel like any kind of hug stuff is good yeah let's just do a hug [ __ ] it hmm ride as much as i'm afraid for you come here oh this is huge oh god the truck just ran over three men instruction sites waldy stealth is king here you have not seen me play this yet have you start your engines folks i may be playing on hard difficulty but that's nothing also why is my health pool so huge right now holy [ __ ] 353 why did i get such a massive health boost man [ __ ] will attack now let's go thanks to prime toast man all right i changed my mind don't just turn around it's not worth it you need to somehow get rid of those drones thanks to the recent indian ethics on the drones you deal with the panzer thanks to gifts of ethics the hard mode isn't like challenging or anything oh collateral we can't afford to stop not now holy [ __ ] are these bad guys or who's bad guy i think they're just shooting to shoot i think that's why i'm krillin wait escort them where oh god oh god wait wait you're not safe don't worry i got him i'll overthrow an empire using only a baton they were just all lining up so nicely oh god i'm stuck [Music] this is the oh god they're flying wait they're not even they're not even active for a fight okay i got him they dropped in and forgot why they were fighting in the first place this sounds like stirring spaghetti in a bowl i got him i'm coming quick you say my specialty board with this v someone make him see reason oh god i don't know no stop don't make me decide i need time i don't want mitch to die mitch has been here for so long what's the right call what's the right call mitch yeah and why i feel like letting him go is the right call i can't decide [ __ ] i can't i can't decide man for family yeah but what does that mean for family let him go back and try and save them or save him knowing full well that the other two are probably gonna die which family mitch is the closer family i don't know carol well no i know carol she was too sweet i i wrote it like a cave man but yeah you can vote mitch go or mitch stay all right it looks like it's pretty overwhelming for mitch go i'm just gonna call it early go for it mitch mitch is right the three of us have still got a decent shot but without him they've got none you're sure about this saul we're talking goddamn suicide look out for yourselves they'll kill you i'll catch you later no mitch is the smartest man alive he's like modoc with that mega mind of his he'll be fine i'm heading your way hang in there this trips and dies did you change your mind mitch hey good news pandam uh looks like mitch isn't going anyway oh wait there he goes now he's in i'm here let's finish mitch is fine he's he's super smart he's got the brain of 10 men he can easily operate that by himself is there enemies here oh cool let's take it to him this is for me jesus 100 robots also i'm throwing flashbangs at robots where that needs to change thanks to the one guy in chat who found that glitch and told me it's really a cool glitch it really amps up the pretty monotonous gameplay also i looked for it on youtube there's only one video of it too and it had like five views i'm guessing it's from the guy who found it in chat it's really a cool glitch gameplay is so dry oh you haven't seen me play it then watch this and then ready i'm only just getting started [Music] this is how it was meant to be played but yeah without this uh super sliding glitch it'd probably be pretty boring well not true there's like double jump and [ __ ] that i never even got i don't know i feel like you just need the upgrades to make it more fun but i do definitely think the gun play itself is pretty basic virgin chat are they how many virgins do we have in chat huh who's a virgin and who's proud huh there it is yeah who needs sex when cyberpunk 2077 exists huh that sounded so sincere i like that i'm a virgin but i i'm a virgin but you wouldn't be able to tell if i didn't tell you i like that no virgin has ever fooled me i know when someone's a virgin just by looking at them oh is that adam smasher he's no match for my [ __ ] baton i'll tell you right now no nuts all oh my god oh [Music] [ __ ] jesus christ god i do so much damage even though the [ __ ] final boss here do you want to kill him or do you want me to pan am like who the [ __ ] would get to this point and let adam smasher live how anticlimactic yeah i i mean i struggled with oda in my melee build i couldn't use my melee build against oda i don't know why atom smasher was so easy and i am playing on hard it's not like easier normal mode i know he'll be coming back if you had mitch saul wouldn't die what the [ __ ] do you mean whatever you have to do really are you sure saul would have lived if i had brought mitch with us oh do not ask what is it let us go and make our visit hmm she's not speaking like a good ai it's more like an evil ai kind of speaking well i'm not gonna give johnny the body like what the the [ __ ] is the point of that yeah i think i think there's only one good choice which is just go and finish it out if you become like you i was a netrunner i understood how to survive i cannot speak for you beyond the black wall dangerous lurk that is no sanctuary but it's better to be a free spirit shredded than to wither trapped in a dying body don't do it v you've been running from this all along it'll change you you won't be you anymore and you already took that first step a while back i'll have an easier go of it okay well i've made up my mind normal again johnny that's what i want to be i want to live out whatever time i got left all right which one is it i'm assuming this isn't the well i'm assuming it's this one because uh this says well but it just looks like it's couch i'll trust that this is a well so this ending here didn't really give any closure to the universe because yorinobu still got away with killing his father yes this ending it didn't like actually solve anything i mean he's still gonna die your nobu got away with everything hanako's dead now most of our people have already crossed they'll wait for us on the other side and our souvenirs from mikoshi if we so much as approached the gates with tech like that they would wipe us out without warning we've checked our osaka has people in everything i'm assuming though if i did the hanako ending i sacrificed myself to bring down yorinobu or something new beginnings can be rough this is literally the best ending out of all of them well in terms of happiness but it doesn't actually solve any of the problems unless none of the endings lead to yora nobu's death which would be weird screw you he saved him [ __ ] hey hey what is the point in playing out this entire epilogue like this it should have just ended after we got in the car what is the point making me cross the border to finish the game just say we're crossing the border and roll credits this isn't adding anything just tedious god damn it so wait a minute how are the other people going to get here we're in a flying tank they're driving normal cars how are they supposed to like hover above the water and like break through the underground we're going home yeah we [ __ ] did it so i actually didn't end this virgin what are you talking about we even did the sex scene a little discount i don't know what you're up to right now what your plans are what do you mean we left together mitch you know what my [ __ ] plans are bro i'm part of the al dakotas now i'll to call i'll to call this now if you're looking for your next job you know where to find me it's because you didn't do the side quest what do you mean i did pan amps i understand the other ones i literally did pan am's entire ending we left to start a new life in the desert together they're talking about don't know what you're doing these days v as if we didn't all move to the desert together it was pretty good it wasn't this revolutionary game [Music] it was a good game i wouldn't even say it was like a great game but it was a good game like it was a pretty good game i think what happened is they wanted to do so much for this game but couldn't realize their vision and as the deadlines kept getting pushed and pushed and the clock became much shorter for him they started rushing out features which is why it's buggy and clunky i can respect the ambition but at the end of the day the game is unplayable on consoles and still super buggy on pc too this is almost exactly what i expected from the game so i'm not disappointed in fact this it really exceeded what i expected with the game so i'm content i liked it but it is absolutely not this incredible game or anything another thing that i very very very seldomly used in the entire run is hacking like the quick hacking hacking into people's mainframe making them explode or whatever all that [ __ ] never used it i probably liked bug snacks more than this bug snacks is so good this is such a fun game this is a good game too but yeah if it was between this and bug snacks i'd probably choose bug snacks i would argue my build was the best on all of twitch i was able to turn the slow tedious combat into like full throttle melee at light speed type [ __ ] were you using the glitch 2 dankin because if you weren't you can't even match it i had this [ __ ] looking like it was ghost runner

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