Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign

bet you didn't expect that the worst halo game let's go and we're doing the campaign i see the tears coming in you should have trusted the title no one wanted me to play this and i'm doing it anyway this will finally complete our mainline halo legendary playthrough because we have to halo infinite's coming out this year allegedly this is the last halo game we have to do for [ __ ] legendary completion and it's the only one i haven't played because it looked so bad imagine you end up liking it i hear the gameplay is good it's really the story that is just absolute trash and i know the gist of the story and it is trash intro is pretty cool this is like the avengers or power rangers well i have no complaints about that intro that was just some like high octane [ __ ] oh bumper jumper i did change just chatting you need to refresh for that change to show for you that's damn it oh that oh my god this is gonna be awful but i'll make it work okay my thumbs do not work like they used to halo 5 is not on pc so i had to [ __ ] manually download this [ __ ] on xbox you can plug it in and playstation 2 really that's a game changer um i don't have another keyboard though would i need to unplug this one and use it i think yeah you know i'm not a [ __ ] i'll just play it if this gets like absolutely unbearable for me i'll switch but for now i'll just make this work all right we're cruising aim assist is just the best it's perfect for people like me that just cannot play console shooters or if you just want to cheat in a pc game oh god no god damn it please buck oh jesus okay good tactics from that guy need assistance buck is the only one on this team that's worth anything let's go buck son of a [ __ ] i'm not plugging in a keyboard mouse i'm not a quitter by the time i finish this [ __ ] game i'll be the best mouse and keyboard player console has ever seen what oh what a move perfectly calculated ricochet as you would expect from the master how very unlucky well good luck buck i've already forgotten what are we doing here right now thanks theresa blake what is our unit doing here who's getting desperate how'd you learn to speak just trying to get dr halsey back light rifled far and away seems like the best weapon so far how's it feeling with the controller like [ __ ] i feel like i'm re-learning how to play video games we're getting there oh that was almost a big move buck i have no faith she'll actually get me up and she proved me wrong that's my girl this guy takes a lot of shots did they buff the knights or something okay not bad i seem to have missed the uh weak spot there are you liking it so far brian not even a full moon like mission in gameplay seems fine be better on keyboard and mouse but that's just a personal preference story hasn't even really started yet the cutscenes are pretty good i think they did a good job with the action it reminds me of like halo wars cutscenes those were always really [ __ ] cool i just feel bad pretty sure it's like a real war crime why is he not what the [ __ ] how many times have to shoot his little arms let's go linda bad idea okay i thought that was gonna be much quicker i need a hand here just a very bad idea all around looking good the controller's starting to feel just natural to me now nice yes yes yes oh yeah i forgot about the d-pad [ __ ] engage the that was almost the most heroic [ __ ] grenade the covenant have ever thrown i see so we had a sword the whole time then eh okay prepare for team wipe remember when master chief was the last spartan and made him cool and unique and the spartans in halo reach were cool too it's not like that really matters that much he is still the only spartan two that i know but i haven't read every book his teammate right now are spartan twos ah very good ah all right so there that goes i guess so where did these guys come from then i thought chief was the only one that could survive the incredible torture of being a spartan two so they all trained with him okay but where did they come from is my question where were they during halo one through four i know june was a spartan two from halo reach apparently he didn't die i don't remember that but according to dankin he never died well was it not june that was a spartan 2 one of them was a spartan 2 in halo reach is there really no explanation for where the spartan 2s were they just come out of nowhere and now we're a team surely there is some explanation somewhere they wouldn't just pull that out of nowhere they were kids what i mean they were still kids they were saying chat was saying that chief grew up with them plus one of them did say i haven't seen chief this press from boot camp meaning they were not they were the same age i'm asking where they were during halo one through four that's that's all is there an explanation for why they weren't present during all of that they were at my place sorry nice [ __ ] yeah central control all right then good actually very good plan are you telling me this grunt just walks around constantly cooking plasma grenades ready to blow himself straight to hell and hope that master chief is around one of the corners and i have to do this whole [ __ ] part again all because of that one [ __ ] no close call so there's another one eh the elites aren't nearly as tanky as the other games on legendary at least really the jackals are the hardest enemy so far they just never drop their shield let's go magnum this guy's afk there we are you having fun i think the gameplay is pretty [ __ ] good a lot better than halo 4. story still hasn't started yet i have no [ __ ] idea what's going on narratively since i haven't read every book but i'm just going with it for now i understand the gist cortana we're starting to believe is alive so that's pretty good i like it purely on gameplay what do you think i think the gameplay is good let's get to meridian before they do i like it the dash is nice the ground pounds cool trouble to charge all good options i think it's nice no problems there biggest problem i have with this game is that i'm using a controller that [ __ ] sucks but it's my own hubris that keeps me from plugging in the keyboard i love being an odst just point and shoot this gray area bs all right are you supposed to bring them in that's politely no the hell armor restraint short-circuit their suit systems the lock every other spartan every soldier when they hear about this they're gonna hate us you know that right all right let's go [ __ ] him in the ass now we have to kill master chief quickly he's out of control speaking of acts of aggression games that hire big actors and it ended up sucking to change my mind all of them maybe we're not the only ones happens sometimes though yeah sure you realize most games you play have big actors in them voicing there's only like [ __ ] 10 voice actors in any [ __ ] game ever kill all right this colony is pretty [ __ ] intense nevermind they're well equipped to fend for themselves this doesn't look like halo yeah but honestly i don't think keeping generic halo like let's say if you made halo 3 today i don't think it would be nearly as good as it uh as we remember it being though the multiplayer still fun it would not be nearly as great as we all remember it to be i'm certain of it so it needs to be upgraded there needs to be new things added and it's not like these are bad changes like that's nice like it adds some well kill him that's legendary it adds some actual like depth to combat where it's not just sit and shoot so i think the game plays fine shot watch the spread on that [ __ ] [ __ ] you please move oh my god this was a mistake this was just a huge [ __ ] mistake oh my god [ __ ] oh my god just drive what the [ __ ] happened to ai in this game holy [ __ ] [ __ ] why oh my god [ __ ] why what pick me up you're right next to me why why are you dropping down no actually yes it's a good idea all three of you get in there buck why what the [ __ ] thank you enjoy bucks driving bail just let me in let me a buck oh my god now you drive let me in i can't take the warthog i die instantly you won't stop stopping even if i get in the water let me in jesus christ [ __ ] jesus christ buck just drive the warhawks is not an option it was such a mistake i thought by ordering buck and the crew and the warthog she'd get in the gutter seat but instead she got in passenger seat for some reason how are there still waves spawning oh my god it never ends all right hanging on thank god another [ __ ] checkpoint oh no my god does it ever end is is there something i'm supposed to do to make this [ __ ] thing in this nightmare is that it no there's one more guy under me tonight oh god why finally that's gotta be still nothing that's gotta be the last wave there's no [ __ ] way there's more no chance looks like you've done it holy [ __ ] i never thought i'd thank the unsc for a damn thing thank you spartans all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here you have any idea what's happening in the story so far chief is now trying to confirm cortana's existence because he loves her and we're trying to hunt him down because we don't like that the lady is correct as to why we were on that planet we had a lead that chief was nearby halo 5 throws so many enemies at you and so pimple ammo like somehow more enemies and less ammo than halo 4 legendary oh my god no drones are back it seems didn't seem like they were going to make an appearance how naive i was to think something so childish what are you doing [Music] this is the worst team ai i've ever experienced in any game ever bar none i can't think of something that even comes close holy [ __ ] i actually can't think of anything else even remotely this bad when it comes to ai for your teammates oh god okay it was my fault i shouldn't have just i just shouldn't have told them to move oh my god down here oh jesus christ [Music] where are you going they just stand still oh my god holy [ __ ] that location thanks to the resub rip all they [ __ ] do is stand still hey buck's home big man thing's at tier one welling [ __ ] yeah welcome aboard good plan bale just stand still in the middle the classic halo 5 strat are they just programmed to be as docile as possible it makes no sense how can you even make a.i this [ __ ] bad it's like aliens colonial marines but for your teammates only they literally just turn off well i can't mark targets either because then they just literally charge at them it's either stand completely still or mark a target and have them run in melee range and stand still like there's just no good options for this dumb [ __ ] ai oh i finally got a checkpoint what a weird checkpoint i get shot in the [ __ ] mouth and it triggers a checkpoint meanwhile i clear the whole area and get nothing not a single one of my teammates firing on him good work vail really locking them down with that plasma pistol that's my girl yeah all right that's good record everything looks pretty can't wait for my [ __ ] teammates to throw themselves into the lava oh my god it was a trap your presence in the guardians everyone's favorite sports are trapped are you the guardian i am the other humans are approved for passage regretfully surprised vice versa that sounds like a threat vacation [Music] yup that was just because it is the worst enemy in any of the halo games that makes me excited all right let's give you some decay demons oh trying to clear out the ads first okay [Music] another quake bad news should get moving what happened let's go out outplayed is that the whole boss fight that's that's definitely a a world record right there does that so hold on now i'm curious does is there anyone crazy enough to speedrun this game i don't know why they would but is that the strat and the speed runs or is that just totally random let's see the record is one hour 18 minutes for legendary so let's see this part actually this looks like a pretty cool speedrun game i'm not gonna lie there's actually some really cool tech here no he doesn't lead him off the map he just kills him normally actually the speedrun looks pretty [ __ ] cool cortana's our concern now sir there's a tier one jason why isn't he throwing that armor locking device on him are you [ __ ] what [Music] don't like the looks of this oh my god the boss from the end of mass effect 2. oh my god you should have let him fall he is such a detriment to the team [Music] this [ __ ] game makes no sense so what are the guardians now i'm also confused on that and why is the guardian going to teleport away [Music] so many enemies holy [ __ ] all right one more time one more time please don't just okay i mean just standing there usually works so that's fine i wish they would just fight i literally have to mark every target just to make them shoot they quite literally just stand still without shooting just look at this she still hasn't shot a bullet there it is i know you can command them to attack but they should still attack on their own too like if i put them in a good position and they don't fire it's so sad i like how i marked somebody and they all died to the guy i marked even in a 3v1 they can't just accidentally kill one of them actually i'm curious how long will it take them to kill this guy he's almost dead there we go let's go tanaka all right yeah just run right at him that should work thank you tanaka i can't believe it what oh my god there's another one right there i see let's go tanaka oh why didn't i get the shoulder charge i guess i wasn't sprinting for long enough let's go veil oh god why is the next one not called halo 6. well because they want people to forget halo 5 ever came out would be my guess what the [ __ ] okay i'm not sure what i fell off of uh that's the way back thanks to recep senpai okay i'm getting blasted i don't even know where from oh god all right what what oh my lord bungie is soft for letting halo go moving people i actually don't even mind them doing that if they want to explore other things that's totally fine but it's not like i really like tasty that much so i'm not a huge fan of what they chose to put their time into blamed activision for a long time but it wasn't even them bungie just gone to [ __ ] yeah that was kind of sad i remember when bungie finally split from activision and everyone's like oh my god destiny 2 is going to be incredible now and then it just got like worse like they recently had the whole [ __ ] pay-to-win uh what system was it the armor thing i already forgot what the [ __ ] that system was it was recent too transmog thank you all right god damn it what the [ __ ] all right there we are how good is halo 5 i like the gameplay that's about it though okay that guy does not want to give up that shield i need a hand jackals are the hardest enemy in this game he's gonna wipe my whole he's gonna actually wipe my whole [ __ ] team what a [ __ ] hero [Music] she called me to her and you came here in the crime lazarus she knows your forgotten name [Music] his name is john we all know that it's not forgotten do you find it hard your trusted companion should keep so much to herself [Music] take me to cortana come let us talk some more okay all right neither one of those plasma grenades made out of there i forgot master chief in this game throws like a soft iron not a softball a t-ball pitcher no not a t-ball what the [ __ ] is little league just called little league here we are surely any minute now he's i know he's starting to feel it that's for [ __ ] damn sure i like how when you mark someone for them to attack all they do is just go as close as possible and stand still and he did not assassinate him so i'm assuming you can't let the guns talk osiris oh my god the speed run straight it's nutty no no i was so close oh i see they're up here let's see if my team can kill one elite oh my god they [ __ ] did it i'm so proud that one might be a little harder for them because it's not just standing still in the open but we'll see did they get him oh i see you're really oh wow you're really lighting them up [ __ ] huge skip let's go get me out oh my lord there's a ton here oh surely you can kill one of these grunts by yourself right i guess we'll see yeah they got one can they do two my god they're doing it they're [ __ ] doing it i've never been so proud of my squad let's go only two downs but they were able to finally get the grunts it wouldn't be nearly as bad if the ai wasn't so [ __ ] trash but they are so worthless they quite literally only stand still they rarely shoot unless i tell them they have to there's a prime jake in tout it's crazy that ai this bad can even exist in current year all right let's go ai let's go team like they can't even just [ __ ] follow orders either tanaka was just standing right there as i was desperately pinging back in order to pick up this weapon and all she did was just still stand there it's crazy take that position why even have an order system when the ai doesn't even know how to finally checkpoint does this do any damage i'm just i mean it doesn't need to i'm just curious taking a thousand shots to kill a grunt i have no way of killing the sniper there is no precision [ __ ] here none did they actually kill the oh my god they did here actually why don't you take this take this spartan that's a beauty you should take it yourself someone take that weapon take it pick up that weapon all right so let's just uh i'm gonna forget that that's even a feature in this game because it's fundamentally not is there anything they will take anything at all let me see surely there was a gun back here at some point a plasma pistol take this spartan right away heading up here okay so he will take that good oh my god is that finally all of them holy [ __ ] what is this someone let's pick this up oh my god it's another wave they're not even going for the oh god there's an exit luckily the ai is turned off not just on my team but in general it seems okay that's how we do it now you pick this up [Music] oh you did great though buck fail take this weapon all right cool only four times for that to work someone take that weapon tanaka's suffering ptsd jesus christ all right come on tanaka grab that you've got it come on readjust settle down she just got to make sure that uh okay i got it don't worry all part of my plan why is the ai so bad i have no [ __ ] idea how it is as bad as it is it is unlike anything i've ever seen i give her the fuel rod and she refuses to even use it so what is the point here attack the grunt use it on the grunt i don't care just [ __ ] use it oh my god she fired it at me i know that was you i know that was you vail there's no [ __ ] doubt in my mind you shot me with a fuel rod just then jesus oh my god she's actually using the fuel rod i gave her what the [ __ ] oh my god she's actually using it oh my god hold on hold on someone else pick this up i am approaching your position thanks for your support friendly incoming she actually [ __ ] used it yeah the campaign is definitely as bad as everyone said i do like some of the cutscenes though i think there are individual cool moments but the story is [ __ ] horrible in the ai oh my god the ai is quite literally the worst ai in any game i've ever experienced and i'm not exaggerating it is [ __ ] broken let's go bale you're doing incredible stairs she's actually firing she is actually firing right now she's still standing still but we will take that she's actually shooting bullets holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's big that is a big moment three four three's done it she's she's doing it she's doing it this could be it this could be the turning point just come on oh my god she's the ai was there a recent hot hotfix like a patch went out or something while i was playing when i went to go take a tinkle come on shoot at it i don't waste ammo well let's there we go hey shields down great focus fire team we got it oh that guy's reflexes are pretty impressive but i got a checkpoint let's go oh my god this guy's nuts i can't even peek him this guy's [ __ ] gross he's actually in the cheating let's find a way past what in the [ __ ] it's okay go out there and investigate thanks he's nuts he's nuts come on why wouldn't he shoot buck what the [ __ ] where's the grunt oh my god i peaked for less than a second oh my god this is [ __ ] unbearable holy [ __ ] they'll just [ __ ] do something holy [ __ ] at least shoot the generator to save me some [ __ ] ammo oh my god oh that's kind of cute i would have never even thought to do this this actually may have been useful in my run normally [Music] okay great why is master chiefs are well any spartans arms so [ __ ] weak in this game they can't throw for [ __ ] it's something with a slide and boost and i don't know how he does both all right i also see a problem i'm about to run into he has an energy sword because he gets there so quickly that he's able to immediately kill hunters by hitting them in the back with the energy sword before they become active we'll see how a carbine does i i i love when i [ __ ] tag an enemy for them and their only their only [ __ ] idea is to immediately charge right at it without even shooting i hate the ai in this game so [ __ ] much it is unbearably terrible holy [ __ ] oh it's the worst feature i've ever seen because it just doesn't work yeah go get them there you go that's how we do it go orbiter does he know he's okay he's doing just fine thanks the prime frizz keep up the good work arbiter yes very good is there any ai in this game besides enemy ai that even works like even remotely all right two missions left let's [ __ ] go as you see genesis defenses are targeting invaders unfortunately the defenses will consider you invaders as well oh my [ __ ] tight little ass [ __ ] this looks so easy when he does it but there's like death barriers all over these [ __ ] things like he jumps really far away and i guess that's because of that death barrier and then it's just crouch on the top and walk forward so once i get on that i'm good okay we're through we're [ __ ] through oh my god this looks [ __ ] hard what okay so now that i'm through where's the spot to fall there it is okay well i got the checkpoint so worst comes to worst i can reload checkpoint there's supposed to be a ghost here this skip was so not worth it i don't want i don't want to hear it okay this game actually saves checkpoints as is it doesn't like several high-level load systems how much time do we have not enough almost not in fact didn't quite make it but we'll get it on the next try there's supposed to be a bridge here i thought i could squeeze under that it's okay it's okay get him on the next one there's supposed to be a bridge here is there another way [ __ ] okay well we'll see how it goes you like that nerd can i eventually kill him by just hitting him normally oh yeah you can just normally shoot this guy to death huh okay that makes this a little easier right all right not in the best position but i will make it work uh okay i see i was stuck on the console there tanaka that's my girl oh my god please [Music] come on you son of a [ __ ] why is it not moving because i've out-strategized him all right i'll be there say good night in a sec let's go halo 5's campaign is such a blur yeah when the speed run god takes care of it like i do i actually melted that guy all weak points i think this is the last guy exuberant please okay hold on i'm coming follow you yes of course go back to this my favorite yu-gi-oh card growing up it was strike ninja but now i don't know man like i said i've been collecting the [ __ ] out of yu-gi-oh over the last like couple months just getting singles like damage singles and [ __ ] there are so many [ __ ] cool cards like really cool ones why isn't this moving there's no way it's gonna make me go back and kill the warden that wouldn't what you don't have to do this alone we're here to help you what since when you're too late to do anything huh what cortana no [Music] oh no she should not have brought him so close to her this will push the warden pest all restraint this is [ __ ] terrible the story really is as bad as everyone said it was 100 story is dog [ __ ] you don't have to stand in the open to you can just remind revive me from the state and here's what it is soldier is your target boy i'm stuck on the wall linda please god linda you teleported away now's your chance fred and it surprises me every time [Music] i got you kelly finally the first good song to come on this entire game it's because it's just a classic halo song bunch of scatter shots which isn't gonna do dick he just spawned ah i hate it i [ __ ] hate it okay not bad thanks to the anonymous gift sub the warden eternal very good very good one of my favorite characters okay i just don't think you can actually do the assassination on him i'll take the kill oh [ __ ] me obviously shoulder charge isn't the same as melee that's what keeps happening every time i go for it it just doesn't assassinate his back was wide open [Music] here fight will not betray her oh my god they're in a really dire situation i think there's a pixel come home with us it's not too late to stop this stop no john this is too important to stop man i still don't even [ __ ] get it what what is her ultimate goal take the mantle of responsibility and rule the galaxy with an iron fist as if it's pieced you'll be safe inside this krypton until my work is done that's so that doesn't even make sense [Music] goodbye john will do the right thing [Music] let's point this is just not gonna happen i don't know how he's he's able to go like from here up to like right there under the map like he's able to get so high off just a normal sprint jump and i don't understand how at all he skips so much of the level it was right there anyone close by oh my god buck okay classic i i don't understand i feel like these runs are just total rng reliant on legendary take him down like i don't know how he's able to make this full sprinter oh my god full sprint across like consistently there's just no way okay having a real hard time so close to being done with this [ __ ] curse a full overheat's not enough to kill just one of these guys oh my god one spawn behind me or what what's hitting me what the [ __ ] actually that worked out super well all part of my elite gamer strats they actually killed some enemies this time my team ai is actually shooting i think this is like the first time my whole team's actually been shooting this entire game this is big oh boy please oh god [ __ ] why buck tanaka tanaka please yes holy [ __ ] my team's beginning to believe okay jesus christ what a worthless sack of [ __ ] yeah i also wish i took the speed runway this is quite literally the tenth wave of this this is wave number 10 here who needs level design or even thinking about making good fun levels when you can just throw a bunch of enemies wave after wave after wave and nothing else that's what people want just fighting the exact same enemies time and time again please let's go take this one more question before i go where is the infinity why is she so difficult just another damn we failed why what what are you doing what happened look at tier 1 james [Music] i don't even know what's happening like i actually don't even get it hey thanks for the five gift subs bugsy i really appreciate it yeah i understand they were trying to take blue team but i don't i really don't even understand who exuberant witness even is or how they were able to take control of all of that [ __ ] are we on a halo ring right now what do you mean the monitor for this installation did i black out i thought we were still on the shield world [Music] do shield worlds have their own monitors shield worlds also have monitors ah okay that makes sense it's cortana her and the other ais are shutting but there wasn't a monitor in the last one in halo 4 was there a monitor in halo 4 roland we're on a shield ward there too and there was no monitor okay [Music] hey what's up the old [ __ ] you're not exactly like my friend halsey you know that right it took you long enough thank you tier one eem fitness well that [ __ ] sucked gameplay was good though i did like the gameplay but man that campaign is a [ __ ] disaster i did get some good news in the chat though apparently they fired the person or the team that wrote this one so makes me a little more optimistic about halo infinite i did like the gameplay actually i've said this multiple times halo 2 is probably my second favorite game of all time but i can't play halo 2 these days i don't have fun with it i don't think the classic halo formula has held up as well as modern games i think modern games i will still prefer to classic halo i think they need to innovate in the halo formula that being said i still don't like sprint i think they could do it without sprint i think that slows down the pace of a multiplayer game but i haven't played halo 5 so i'm only going off of four in reach halo 5 plot summary uh master chief finds cortana still alive he gets blue team together to go track her down and talk to her and like tell her he loves her uh but you know the red team doesn't like that very much so they're tasked with the chasing him down and locking his armor and bringing him home because he's awol but then they decide you know what he's a good guy maybe we shouldn't do that out of nowhere and then they're like okay we can work with you now so they do that's pretty much it

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Published: Sat Jul 10 2021