The Best Of Ryan - The Office US

hey jelly what's up oh except oh my god Jim last night Ryan and I totally finally hooked up it was awesome that's great really I know it was so funny cuz we were at this bar with his friend and I was sitting next to him the whole night and it wasn't making a move so in my head I was like Ryan what's taking you so long and then he kissed me and I didn't know what to say so I said Ryan what took you so long and he just say to him can you believe that oh my god Jim is that embarrassing I'm embarrassed no don't be oh thank god I was nervous damn you will not believe how nervous but now now I have a boyfriend all right yeah I hooked up with her on February 13th [Music] what Oh Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow so it'll be nice to see her it'll be nice and she set a date for the wedding with Roy June summer so that'll be nice and that's that what Oh Jim has been looking at me kind of a lot all week I would be creeped out by it but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me I drink like a hundred iced macchiatos a day and practically nothing else there's a really cool coffee place jitters at the Steamtown mall if you've been there know you've never been to jitters Brian you are so dorky give me your number second taxi come on let me mill dress I think something a little fishy is going on that little girl is a child I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon do you understand yes boy have you lost your mind cause I'll help you find what you're looking for nobody gonna help you out there Jesus can come through that door he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child okay Stanley yelled at me today that was one of the most frightening experiences of my life hi guys does everyone know my boyfriend Bob beings Kevin Malone Bob Vance Vance refrigeration Stanley Hudson Bob Vance Vance refrigeration Ryan Howard Bob Vance Vance refrigeration what line of work you in Bob know I know we left the other day on a note of uncertainty but after some more thought I'm very pleased to be able to offer you this job great I'm so glad we're all very excited you're gonna be joining us it'll be nice to have another MBA around here I'm excited too okay bye nobody you and I are done what so it plays on the Infinity thing without being obvious yeah definitely um I'd love to do like a color version just bring a little color I like it a lot it's clear and subtle at the same time it's really good you have a real talent for this stuff Thanks I'd love to talk to you about it more that'd be great do you want to go out to dinner tonight oh is it more something nice no what um I just I just wanted him deterred I'm uh I'm I'm dating Jim you're kidding we're together that's great I that's awesome yeah so let me uh yeah let me look at these okay great great I guess he can't get any Kerala wants hello until you actually get this presentation ready presentation because I don't want to do what I really want honestly Michael is for you to know what so that you can communicate it to the people here to your clients to whomever okay what it's whoever not whomever that's whomever no whomever is never actually right not sometimes right Michael is right it's a made-up word used to trick students know actually whomever is the formal version of the word obviously it's a real word but I don't know when to use it correctly not a native speaker I know what's right but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band do you really know which one is correct I don't know it's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when is the subject that sounds right it sounds right but is this I use it as an object an object is he way to both food how did he use it again it was Ryan wanted Michael the subject to explain the computer system the object guilt to whomever meaning us the indirect object which is the the correct usage of the word no one asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your slate this doesn't matter and I don't even care Michael you quit the other job you're fired here hey it's the temp oh my gosh is that the police yes well this is what happened Ryan's big project was the website which wasn't doing so well so Ryan to give the impression of sales recorded them twice once his office sales and once his website sales which is what we refer to the business as misleading the shareholders another good term is fraud how's my favorite branch doing alright Ronny was bliss things were at an all time sad here but then I got an email from Ryan that he was coming back to town and I called the temp agency and I told them I will pay you any amount just give me Ryan Howard give him to me I want him I need him and you got a goatee I did did you get that after you helped me move in you saw mine yes goatee fire that's really funny yeah it's great to see you too I'm keeping a list of everyone who wrongs me so when I'm back on top they'll be sorry Kevin just made the list Jim I want to apologize for how I treated you last year I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I realize there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history I've even started um volunteering giving back to the community that's great you're talking about your court-ordered community service I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean but he did right all right there's always been a light one Michael what's going on hi hey Ryan yeah excuse me yes this wasn't on the list yes it is no yes it's not it is when did you add this to the list Sam everyone deserves a second second chance Ryan just out of curiosity how much you get paid here $60,000 a year you get paid by the year at the bowling alley what do you make secretary back to work shoe bitch I told you guys are really busy here would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company what's that shoes you guys I'm not one of those men's ten sorry okay okay he's already paying for himself where is it for you hey come on guys these are prime selling Oz you know I imagine one of the best things about being an IT guys you get to know everyone's computer passwords you know I actually don't listen I know you have to say that but we had a little problem here there is an employee named Jim Halpert and he's doing some terrible things okay he is molesting people via the internet and we need to stop him I think that you should call the cops so the cops called us so I'm gonna need you to give me the password to Jim Halpert computer I don't know what to tell you man I'm sorry I just can't give out his password like that I think we could make things very very difficult for you are you you threatening me threatening you No [Music] you

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 23 2018