Dwight K. Schrute's Detective Agency - The Office US

hmm interesting how did that ladder end up on top of you if you fell off of it there's no concern you may need to walk away oh really I'm sorry I thought this was a free country I didn't know we were in communist Sweden if we weren't living in Sweden I wouldn't have to worry about this because we have a universal healthcare that's okay be quiet I'm talking mm-hmm I will send us off the corporate make sure you hold on to your medical bills feel better thanks to man later how long Darryl feel better he's lying yeah the doctor's note from who dr. J you really need to investigate this people might just fall off of ladders guy my straight fell off a ladder painting his house it's on the news since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake y'all have a birthday cake very good yes and how many foremen do you know that pull boxes it just doesn't add up homes tear down he's not using crutches Oh get over it are taping Oh workers they're using the lift as their own personal elevator what he broke his ankle climbing over the railing then he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment case closed stupidest thing ever really then why is there new wood only on one railing huh let's just check the security tapes Toby well you know I don't think there's any reason to check them but I suppose if we wanted to be really certain oh yeah fine so whatever yes you really pin it now I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form then I'm telling them you guys sexually harassed my sister no judge is gonna believe that can I do some of the talking I will do the talking okay let him know that I'm here Oh what difference does it make whether you're here oh hi Oscar it's Michael and right yeah um heard you were under the weather yeah really oh that is a shame you know it's cleaning day here today could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic yeah after the symptoms I'm on a WebMD what are your symptoms I need you to go to bed I need you to get better see you Monday unless you're still sick so have a great long weekend okay first impressions he sounded sick which is exactly how you'd want to sound if you wanted someone to think you were sick that's exactly what I was thinking to question may I investigate yeah job are you doing make this priority there are several different ways to tell if a purpose line the liar will avoid direct eye contact the liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand especially the mouth the liar will perspire unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful as a volunteer sheriff's deputy I've been doing surveillance for years one time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me so I tailed her for six nights straight turns out she was with a couple of guys actually so mystery solved oh man you are so busted ice skates shopping bags I think I know what's going on here you weren't sick at all who's this this is Dwight Schrute who is this guilt are you going to tell Michael how about this I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing guess what I found out about Oscar tonight he was lying about being sick should I have reported Oscars malfeasance hmm probably but now I know something he doesn't want me to know so I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage otherwise it's just malfeasance from malfeasance is sake I need the name of a good private investigator this is you how much in charge hundred dollars a day plus expenses I'll give you 50 money's no object done I'm just gonna warn you and I say this to all my clients you might not like what I find okay and you might not like how I find it the only logical way to find out if Donna is a cheater is to seduce her bring her to orgasm then call Michael and tell him the sad news you look like you're getting a good workout can I feel your pulse nope I'm good thanks really hey all right young man can you wipe down that see get out of my way tomorrow's fertilizer am i right I'm out of here Donald Donald please I'm sorry okay listen we both know why I'm here to see you naked Wow I'm naked you stay away from me I'm calling security Donna you're back what happened I pulled muscles on both my thighs thanks for asking no what happened with Donna yeah no she's not cheating oh man you helped me work out this knot right here put your fingers here no no are you sure I'm positive yeah one here's expense receipts right there who eats eight protein bars people who don't trust egg whites okay well I am just glad this is all over oh me too and by the way I told her not to but she's coming over here and she's furious what no she didn't say that you're right I was paraphrasing what she actually said was what is with him he is crazy I'm coming over there to talk to him and this was after I have no other recourse but to tell her and Jim security that you had sent me there to see if she was cheating also I joined the gym you'll be billed monthly I am not paying for that membership so we're gonna need a signal to bolt out of there in case there is danger fine and that signal is lick your lips try it no no like this okay ready to do this yeah all right here come the Sharks so why are you considering leaving Dunder Mifflin my boss oh yeah do tell his insensitivity could border on the cruel this is a man who does not listen to the needs of his underling Hey he's waiting hey how's the interview goin it's going very well blow it hey Linda can I get a picture of you you want a picture of me I would you just stand right over here that would be great just something to remember the trip by just a little to your left there you go good perfect can I have a copy of that um I can't do this what's going on little homework over here yeah let's see if I can help oh oh math that's not so hard okay there four of these anywhere the parentheses right why is this little two so small it's it's weird you just don't did you just go by the X the X means x so that means four times x2 what is double four oh right excellent where'd it go nice don't put that wait let me get something for you here here's some some references our top clients you call any of them I trust you'll hear some good things okay okay okay all right thank you excuse me sir mm-hmm I took the bus here and was wondering if I could catch a ride home with you in your car of course thank you very much thanks for your time very much I cannot wait to contact your clients getting your calls so long [Music]

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 03 2018