Best Cold Opens - The Office US

okay well I did not get the job in New York but I got the real prize domestic bliss Jan made me breakfast this morning well she bought the milk it's soy this is why I do it that's what I have to come home to she probably won't be up for a few hours this is going to be a very good year very good Jan is at home Jim is back my protege Ryan is a corporate good stuff Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team I feel very blessed what about this one it's kind of bad I was right just seems kind of crazy in a way I might need right now I don't know oh that's not Oh Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee so the question has to be asked is there no limit to what he won't notice what's a seven-letter word from purse actual No starts with an H handbag hmm thank you all right everybody take a seat as you may have heard our branch on the planet Jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales look like a slope it is five o'clock I'll see you all tomorrow hi Stanley love you so long Stanley right everybody [Music] [Applause] you followed the home [Music] what's up this is how you make it in this country [Music] [Music] you jump in front of them make it so hard to love you sometime still bond [Music] crazy [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Toby how do we do well that was better [Applause] coat Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada he has his Netflix sent here to the office and he watches them in pieces when things are slow steak where's my steak he's a big Meryl Streep fan so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character didn't me Armani a suit on the fall and like the main company number cuz I'm gonna have to call it for me where's Armani he's on the phone too slow you're not going to Paris I'm so much better than you I owe you an apology you finished the movie yeah was awesome big surprise ending will ruin it for you no go ahead Meryl Streep is the bad guy you never see it coming anyway if I was mean in any way to you I'm sorry I just want what's best for you a manouschka macushla he's watching Million Dollar Baby he's gonna try to kill me yeah that's no problem family sure uh-huh I know you can fax it over yeah five seven zero five nine nine one seven that live like zero one seven five thank you bye bye it really makes us look unprofessional they would never know it was me doing it here we go knock knock who's there Buda Buda Hill Buda the spread for every book I I need something to wipe my head now there's there's better that was nothing it was a classic I got a knock-knock joke no okay God Michael please please please please please let me all right not enough who's that KGB changing Oh yuck the hell was that what are you doing what are you doing hey stop it stop it hey come on what are you doing man as part of a hilarious hyo's retribution what are you doing no more knock-knock jokes that's it dingdong who's there you me try get the door I'm not answering answer dingdong no way Jackie Chan thing though I'm answering now that's the KGB will fit for no one it's true hey Michael yeah contractions are coming every 10 minutes okay just remember to keep breathing my cervix is ripening okay good Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with the white now this baby will be related to Michael through delusion Michael yeah my waters breaking okay okay what do you do I get a call from Jan and I meet her at the hospital right highways or surface roads I take Quincy AB to Gibson no Gibson is covered in potholes your car breaks down adapt I check the route there are no problems come on yeah do the circumstance it would you like to have my baby yes babies are one of my many areas of expertise growing up I perform my own circumcision just keep pushing oh babe right here pushing free mummy up I want anesthesia no you can't have it it's too late no I don't want to just push it out okay keep stimulated yes okay wouldn't the baby emerges market secretly in a kind of a mark that only you can recognize and no baby snatcher could ever copy ready yes Oh God Wow what was on that butter newborns are slippery nice touch good let's try that again I just going to be the happiest day of my life [Music]

Channel: The Office

Views: 11,009,064

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Id: 2h6k6eg_RmM

Length: 9min 50sec (590 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 18 2017