Ryan VS Pam - The Office US

anything can happen at the dundies they're like the Golden Globes but less mean and I just want us to all have a good time just a little announcement folks remember the dundies is a black-tie affair black tie optional every day is black-tie optional fYI tonight we will be hosting at Lois vulpes I love their breadsticks Oh their breadsticks are like crack eleven people say like crack who've obviously never done crack well the breadsticks are like what then Ryan what can I use I don't know something from your world the breadsticks are like scrapbooking you're right you're right no I'm a middle class frosh okay okay okay well it's always been a life long Michael what's going on hi hey Ryan yeah excuse me yes this wasn't on the list yes it is no yes it's not it is when did you add this to the list Sam everyone deserves a second second chance Ryan just out of curiosity how much you get paid here $60,000 a year you get paid by the year at the bowling alley what do you make secretary back to work shoe told you guys are really busy here would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company what's that shoes you guys I'm not one of those men's ten okay okay oh he's already paying for himself hey Pam I just want to let you know I'm totally on your side with the whole microwave situation thank you I was just back there to make some cup of soup the thing is still a huge mess I know can you believe it yeah it's crazy but I guess the thing is at some point notes or no notes someone's gonna have to just get in there and clean it up I guess that's why we have a tampon oh no I trust me I I would just make it worse how would wiping it with a paper towel me I would find a way you've seen things clean before all right Pam I'm hopeless that stuff yeah I'm going to need 800 of these a nice bright paper it is a coupon for unparalleled customer service I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies and by the end of the day I'm receptionist again the worst part is I like making copies the paper comes out all warm and stuff and it's cold in there because it's technically a closet Hey right could you get to that copy from before yeah that's better than that stuff that is so insulting how is it insulting to say that you're good at something because the thing you're saying I'm good at is pushing a big green button a bunch of times I'm not judging it it's like I could run Gio but I couldn't fix a car it's not saying that one is better than the other seriously because it sounds like one of those better than the other what oh listen listen listen listen listen listen I need somebody make a copy of this because I don't make copies I'm the boss got it I make originals yeah I make originals - stop it stop it bickering stop it really yeah it's okay I'm in the bathroom hey you've been watching damages this year pages blue bow tan but somebody just faked the copy what do I want I'm looking for someone who everyone is listening to me can I say yes I think it should be Darrell okay what a surprise minorities sticking together Kelly's on your side I'm sorry that all you think of me a minority I am so much more than that I am a dancer I'm a singer I'm a fashion designer whoever it is I think they should be lame kind of a non-threatening moderate personality I want an outsider perfect there are several outside candidates that we think would be really mean an outsider like someone on the margins of society who doesn't see things the way we do like a homeless person a homeless person really a homeless person no you're right Pam let's just leave them to the welfare system and let that handle it no I want you to say that you think the best person to be our new manager is a homeless person let me guess who you want Pam Rachael Ray the ladies of the view I got away with everything under the last bus and it wasn't good for me at all so I want guidance I want leadership but don't just like boss me around you know like lead me lead me when I'm in the mood to be lead you should come on town this weekend man yeah well hang out Scranton style hey I said you're gonna be out of town this weekend please don't listen to my phone calls yeah she's like um she probably be a six in the arc which is like a seven here in Scranton and then uh the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin it's a small space seriously this is what's so important putting naked pictures on the desktop that's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand I don't your friend Jasmine boobs all day you could be hot too if you made any effort at all like how dyeing my hair blonde this is from the Sun oh yeah I bet they're getting on my nerves woman both of our things is too good to be here and pee is not as much fun without Jim Michael we didn't hear you I'm on the phone please mom I wanted to call you back he's being a giant bee okay it's my turn give that back what are you gonna do with it I'm gonna spread sheet they always say that it is a mistake to hire your friends and they are right so I hired my best friends and this is what I get so cool right there's no connection between the origin story and the quest okay we need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear otherwise it's the Bears quest okay why I just sort of melt like cute right well did you come in for help or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is I mean help if it's something simple like add page numbers or laminated it sounds like you know you want it's also a little derivative of a cereal called bear man did you look that up no okay listen up it has come to my attention that some people in this office are not getting along with other people in this office and I think I have come up with the reason why this office space is too small definitely okay there are four corners in this room each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you which ever corner you want and make it your own we could work from home or you could fire one of us whoever has less education okay guys thank you for the offers but I want you to get pumped about this corner idea all right one two three what are we gonna do Corner idea no you're supposed to rock the house not the house we know that Kelly has been a handful in the past but she's had a bad influence she's like an addict and I just had to get her clean get lower next I'm gonna set up my sister with Daryl okay we get it what I think they'd be good together really um also little tip never shake the baby sorry just to be clear you're saying do not shake the bit don't shake the baby a lot of times parents get frustrated because the baby is crying and they shake the baby and you got a I can't do that don't shake our baby yeah okay I'd never heard that before so thank you yeah I'm glad you said something me too Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants and her new boyfriend seems awesome if you're into Indian people I'm not and that's when I realized if you're gonna put it there mom and earn one end you better put a lollipop in the other Hey I'm sorry is this a workplace or a Starbucks because I was under the impression it was a workplace maybe I'm the crazy one yeah no we're sorry come let's go me also uh since when do we have guests here without clearance I didn't okay this Hey um what's the deal with this guy who's really into Kelly huh yeah they're really great together makes me wonder if I made a mistake no no no come on I think you guys are both happier now right you're single plenty of girls to date right yeah maybe we weren't right together but it's weird I'd rather she be alone than with somebody is that love that's about him yeah last night was crazy Jojo yeah he did a donut in the parking lot in front of a cop and then he oh hey cop you like doughnuts and we drive off no he just did there [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 18 2020