Dwight K. Schrute: Business 101 - The Office US

I'm ready what do you think huh um no no this is not a gym this is like a singing out of saw five you haven't even looked around yet look gravel bucket squat yoke right dedicated phone book ripping station you ever cut tin before no five yards in and your forearms will be on fire plus I will buy the tin back from you that you cut for two cents a yard now let's go over membership I'm gonna need the first month's in the last month's up front for $49 a month but every third month is $59 a month but the fourth month is a discount month and $19 per month obviously he said you know how a gym works so you know I'm not gonna pay money for this when people come in your gym make a real gym Darrell ah Dunder Mifflin Dwight Schrute please hold Schrute farms gutentag how can I help you yes we have availability on those nights how many in your party oh no I'm sorry no king beds no Queen either well we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes closest would be twin thank you so much for calling call back again I'll feed the same anyway none of your business Jim you run the bed-and-breakfast is not a B&B agritourism is a lot more than a bed-and-breakfast it consists of tourists coming to a farm showing them around giving them a bed giving them breakfast does the Department of Health I am not telling you anything permits are pending Dwight Schrute Dunder Mifflin okay this is a misuse of company phones it says here you cater to the elderly where did you read that Trip Advisor Trip Advisor is the lifeblood of Agri tourism industry a couple of bad reviews there you may as well close up shop that's what took down the stock in one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see how many in your party two we offer our tours of the fields and of the barn perhaps you'd be interested in Moses table-making demonstration so white why is the toilet paper only half apply I'm sorry isn't it not good enough for your anus don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is okay um Stanley maybe you can just unspool a little more each time you need to don't tell me how to do my business Stanley as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee I feel for you but like you I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner which is U which is U is not a sentence I disagree with are you gonna just sit there off as administrator are you gonna do something do I can we talk about these cutbacks Pam when I'm sitting at this desk I'm a Salesman if you want to talk to the new building owner you should call Nate and schedule an appointment I'm not gonna do that well then you're not gonna talk to the new building owner which is a shame because I hear he's a very reasonable guy Yello hi Nate its Pam Halpert oh hey I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight sure my truth tell her I'm busy I don't hey Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dognappings Dwight Dwight can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with people he's worked with for years his friends you know what Pam you're right this isn't just a business this is a home and I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity hello welcome to hey place a place for hey don't forget to make a broom oh the petting zoo closes at 2:00 and the goat roast is at 3:00 come on in enjoy Hey I'm kind of in the mood for a roll roll in the hay $5.00 no I meant Oh the contract yeah yes why don't we meet at the usual spots I've got a half an hour during lunch in between the historical reenactment other Dunmore farm slaughters and the onion boil perfect so excuse me get off in there those are show bales not play bales hey kids with that fun alright I bet you do you know what when I was a little kid they couldn't get me off the hayride and it's gonna cost you three more bucks Wow this brings back memories hey stacking hay throwing and at the end of it all one lucky boy would be crowned hey king I always wanted to be a king but the world shines on Mo's and now by show of applause we will crown this year's hay King all in favour of purebred put your hands together for mixed bred and let's hear it for purebred we're here to have a three-way tie I have no choice but to pick the hey King myself I pick me I am your hay King all hail your hay king did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment yes Wow late every day this week we've signed CC up for this daycare it's on the other side of town the traffic why didn't I think of this before did you know that there is a daycare center opening right here in this building is there really now that I own the building I'm looking for new sources of revenue and a daycare center well I guess it's not an evil idea it's just a regular idea but there's no good laughs for a regular idea welcome to the sesame Avenue daycare center for infants and toddlers remember my cousin mose welcome children were you painting in the dark wait is this your place tonight oh no no I like to think of it as the kids place would you like a tour I don't think we're really let's take the tour Pam yeah come on here is the language skills and cognitive development area these are English letters I see you found our magical toy box Jim these are actually for tonight from the break room Oh Jim to you and me maybe but come on to a child's imagination that's mr. fork and lieutenant knife and miss Fork and a soy sauce packet that should have been in there I'm embarrassed don't beat yourself up we come fully equipped with a restroom feeding trough play bucket and room for a plant in success who will be watching the children no one the door locks from the outside escape is impossible prove it what we're gonna head outside give it a whirl I just want to see how it works oh no no no I don't tell you this if this works out I promise you that door locks Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim ya know uh anyway I am going to be your new boss it's my greatest dream come true welcome to the hotel hell check-in time is now checkout time is never does well enough table know and the sheets are made of fire catchin rooms sorry we're all booked up hell convention in town can I wait check out I'll have to talk to the manager you're not the manager even in your own fantasy I'm the owner the co-owner with Satan okay just so I understand that in your wildest fantasy you are in hell and you are Co running a bed-and-breakfast with the devil yeah but I haven't told you my salary yet go $80,000 a year once I am officially regional manager my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert so I will need a new number two my ideal choice Jack Bauer but he is unavailable fictional and overqualified [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: 92_9bDvBu18

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2018