The 99 destroying the precinct for 15 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

um I think you closed the door too hard look I really feel like I've got what it takes I'm experienced I'm hardworking and I'm unfl flappable in the face of oh my God what was that this prank caused significant property damage in the presin fair point but we do shatter a lot of glass around here I either it's Rosa who's disappointed in her BuzzFeed results I am not a blanch so Charles trying to bro out fast dude just Terry gently shutting a window and forgetting how strong he is now enjoy as I steal the plaque of Destiny ah trying to pick the lock El Capitan that'll take at least 3 minutes by which time I will have hidden this plaque somewhere you will never find it voila of course you could break the window but you would never knowingly destroy government property would you well misread that one come on sucker oh Gina are you okay it's cool I'm fine ain't no thing totally girl you look good how did you solve the case we listen to those voicemails again and notice the sound of parrots in the background got a list of employees did door Duty asking neighbors if any of them kept pet birds we finally found one who did and guess what a landscaping in front of his building was covered with these same type of rock that was thrown through the window I can't believe it but you don't think it can break one watch arant I can't believe you solved the case well you're wrong on that too Feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand the future of movement a hoverboard I don't understand those things is walking really so hard for you oh ases walking's a nightmare yeah Amy now friends eat my space dust okay a little harder to control than I thought okay there we go I think I'm getting the hang of it no I'm not I'm all [Music] right my fellow detectives ours is not an easy job the hours are long the danger is constant the pay is LOL but today a glimmer of hope for today a new vending machine Behold Him in all of his glory so full of strength and promise and most importantly sodium gluten and fat woo the time has finally come to crisen the machine boil the champagne well technically it's a Hungarian Pesco from the taro Valley for once in your life don't ruin it give him the bottle thank you I hereby Christen the snacky Chan okay well at least it was just the keypad none of the snacks got messed up go okay okay no it should have been me it should have been me the tree is right here cool can we go obviously not behold the greatest inflatable tree that Amura has to offer and now in the immortal words of St Nick turn on the compressor you hear that it's the sound of Christmas it's steing it's getting really big what size tree did you get it's a jumbo it says it's 10 m tall that's roughly 32.8 1 ft someone unplug it unplug it now we can't it swallowed it own plug Everybody [Applause] Run Okay the tree has been contained wait we left a man behind well Terry's trapped in the break room forever only thing we can do now is move on with our lives is what Terry would have wanted God bless us everyone yeah you do not have the upper hand in this situ I always have the upper hand not when there's flame shooting out of your butt especially when there's flame shooting out of my butt damn [Music] it how the hell did I lose that one hey hey just closed my 10th felony of the month and I thought we could celebrate might I remind you that this is a police precinct and it's 10:00 in the morning thought you might say that that's why this is not alcoholic sparkling cider there's absolutely nothing you can be mad about uh-oh where are the rats there's blood everywhere this is a horror scene they must have chew themselves free detective dizo was in that box it's from a closed case in 1986 when they busted the guy that dealt to the New York Mets my God those rats have eaten the purest cocaine in the history of this city they know no fear or pain and look they're back in the wall boil the rats chewed through the sprink pipe they're CED up get out of there they think of a cat boil be careful of the ceiling submit to them T Che I never paniced the run so you were just borrowing those cars ask about his bank account ask about his bank account ask him about his account you should ask him about his bank account Captain Santiago broke the glass dude dude fire oh my fire hey fire oh I got okay here we go here we go you got what happened Scully I didn't know there was a toaster there why is the toaster there uhoh my fren my beautiful fren on fire is empty the vult is coming we need more time someone do something I got it GE [Music] Gas wrap my skirt around your face oh my god get down everyone there's a big fire this one turns on the sprinklers and apparently does not turn them back off give JY there's absolutely nothing here that will set up hope oh oh I was trying to cook my oatmeal with a road flare but it caught on fire why are you using a road flare you said the kitchen was off limit yeah this is your fault Sergeant give me that I'm just holding the road play stepping on some oatmeal just doing me handmaid's tail this is Amy she won't shut up about how relevant that show is in today's political landscape it's relevant as hell but I'm not doing anything Terry also loved the show this is him no no I love Elizabeth Moss Terry thought the show was too Bleak oh they're coming from everywhere ant ant ant ant God they're everywhere are we sure that we've cleaned up all the food and crumbs why is everyone looking at us we're the ones who eat up all the crumbs yeah we're the solution well there are no ants on my desk because I sanitize it daily what do you call that those are your ants they're using a monitor cable as a land bridge now they're destroying our technology this is an invasion they're in my yogurt now it's person why is the precinct full of bunnies this is still going on I just wish Captain McGinley never left he was the best he was terrible just liked him cuz he let you do anything you wanted on your marks get set what the hell's going on around here fire extinguisher roller chair Derby okay and [Music] go there is nothing here don't worry guys I found food are you eating packing peanuts okay I do keep a secret stash of food in the office I knew it where where where sge am I too heavy no where is it there the one with the water stain there's a lot of food up there yeah is this wargas board I think the rat's got to it you think this is the greatest thing that's ever happened how good is your memory from before the accident do you remember the fireworks yeah I remember everything I remember the whole Heist going to find Charles the magnet suits do you remember where you hit the tube yeah inside the fake baby thanks babe oh no it's not the future is it no it's only been about 40 minutes and this isn't a real Hospital get off we just made up I thought we had something H your D helps with neck pain oh she doesn't help with any pain I made it up I knew it hey Ellen I got your farm girl you wouldn't Mercy Terry got his computer back oh come on take off your shirt it's restricting your movement she never even whoever grabs their print out first is the [Music] winner what are you doing Santiago go burning my skin no broken rolly wheel I did it okay we'll take out your trash do normal cleaning but no big messes great time for the christening oh crap congratulations let me just start by saying that this machine is the best restaurant in Brooklyn and it always had a table for me I knew just where to punch it to get free food now have to go back to punching Hitchcock look she's still has the bags of baby carrots I requested they put in they're black now but they're there goodbye beautiful machine thank you for your service okay Squad salute you can take her away now well I think we handled that with dignity free candy girls here yeah he helped us with the heist I told that son of a never to show his face in New York again why are you running towards the glass you're a dead man that's not great you're a dead man that's much worse on my Mark I will turn on this fan gently startling our bird due east into the filebox canyon where he will encounter Charles holding two pot lids he'll bang them together forcing private pigeon into the ceiling there and out of the ceiling there where he will be greeted by scary Rosa holding a scary picture of an owl now he's playing our game he'll left into an upside down garbage can propped up by a hockey stick and connected to a string that Gina is holding she pulls it he's trapped and Terry releases him outside Terry hates Birds okay little friend let's get you home to Mama no oh God it flew right into the fan it's everywhere there's pigeon everywhere everything is authentic I even ordered the pressure cooker from Turkmenistan so you're on a Terrace watch list now oh yeah Homeland Security spin at my house yep now this just needs to cook for another 11 hours 32 minutes and 6 what the hell boy you almost killed me we should probably put out that fire it's good very tasty not only is it delicious it's high in amino acids and low in sodium well not exactly low in sodium it definitely has salt in it not in a batch I made I left it out Terry doesn't like to get all bloaty you left out the salt that stops the fermentation the salt keeps it stable God what is happening you're all going to blow take cover so uh do we have a [Music] deal no what are you freak's doing we're leaving the competition some things are more important than a game no they're not wait where are you going don't leave we need you to a why does the ceiling hate me hey Diaz I just need to make sure I've got the details right in this file yeah guy was passing bad checks but is this the same guy yeah the name here is the same name on okay all right thank you thank you got it come on I'm so sick of these sucky computers one more step in your next I'll pay for [Music] that [Music] he

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Id: ScIGNLyUDR8

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 22 2023