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guess who NYPD hands [Music] [Applause] up your butternuts ready to get squashed that's you guys why I smoke your butts because Ray Ray and the Beast don't even give a what we don't give a what uh-uh W let's do [Applause] [Music] this oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] me are you kidding [Music] me I love the 99 and the main reason why is you not Jake yes clearly it's mostly Jake but it's also you and the standard that you set for us with your unwavering morals I'd rather we split up then stay together and compromise who we are well thank you Bo you're right no matter what happens we'll feel better knowing we didn't resort to Blackmail I agree from now on the only blackmail I want anything to do with is you how dare you how dare me how dare you I was just trying to help wow your help feels an awful lot like pity so do me a favor and don't ever help me again wow well you didn't seem to mind me helping you when I got you your job back at the 99 I didn't ask you to do that you said we were out of peas you pe hog you're theog you're the P now you you take back double [Music] poke okay I could get in a lot of trouble for this but the big secret about Captain halt is that I have a flare for the dramatic look behind you madin we're actually in front of you that's my fault I thought the layout was going to be different didn't know how you guys were going to be sitting I took a chance looking for me nope just taking my gun for a walk through the nightmares Factory nice try cop but you and I are going to have a little tea party am I invited drop the weapon okay Slayer prepare to go to jail for oo long time now say punk punk punk I said it what is happening I got to do this or the bullet holes in my butt stiffing up no talking about your butt [Music] holes two three no pull-ups no yoga No beat boxing no letting it mellow no Sister Act no life haacks no multi-level marketing schemes no calling legitimate business idea schemes no licking fingers before turning Pages no Impressions no tea ceremony no Cabbage Patch no Running Man movie or the dance no unrequested lullabi no lady style towels sorry I'm late everyone but trust me it's worth it me and Jake are tip buds what [Applause] no it's happening Jake is going to pop the question he's going to ask me to be his BM no BM best man is a common abbreviation no one but you has ever used it I am so relieved I thought maybe he was going to ask one of Amy's brothers or Sarge hey man come on Charles okay so I know this is a lot to ask no it's not I want to do it you want to cover my shift this weekend so I can go to the White Plains mall and meet Daryl strawberry at the opening of a cell phone store yes it's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask great thanks you sure it's okay M MH mm very happy about it that'll be fun that'll be fun uh look at my smile I have to go [Music] now oh my God Jake what do you say Bud will you be my BM yes yes a million times yes are you playing the muffin man or the garbage man huh do you know the garbage man because I do because I'm looking right at him again 5 6 [Applause] [Music] 78 okay [Applause] okay why'd you stop playing garbage man I need some water what you need to do is keep practicing garbage man I don't have any more and I don't have any more time for your excuses garbage man now play again five six I don't want your help anymore I'm not a garbage man I'm a muffin man hit it Jeff push [Music] it push it I'm definitely distracted I've been on the phone for 6 hours and I just want to cancel an account yes you've mentioned the bundles and I don't want home phone service no do not transfer me rodrig no no no Rodrigo so were you able to cancel my cable of course it was easy good because I have something else I need you to take my dog to Argentina to be with Adrien on his Ranch now I know what you're going to ask me and the answer is no no I don't have a map of the booby traps but I can't tell you how he thinks enough I'm sorry I hate to say this but you're asking too much of us is that how you feel too Serge yeah Rose the damn good finally what so what do you think of ropesburg it's uh quaint it's whack and you know it their number one crime is tricycle theft there's a bakery attached to the precinct come on Santiago you never would have taken that job so why'd you even care that they offered it to me I can't help it I'm competitive I have seven brothers and I was the only girl I always had to fight for a place at the table well you're not the only girl at the table anymore we work in a police force full of dudes we got to have each other's backs okay you saying you have my back yeah I got your back don't smile I'm still mad at you I thought we were having a moment moment's over shut up why are you being such a nut job about looking for a wedding dress because being a female s is difficult I have to work twice as hard to gain my officer respect and looking at girly dresses isn't going to help plus it's a new job and I need to make it a priority dude I get that but if you want a beautiful wedding dress you deserve to find one look there are no cops around nobody's going to see you why don't we just take our break now try one on okay okay okay okay okay okay hell yeah they are closed we will come back later yeah Amy stop had enough water I can hear it slashing around around inside you I know but I still can't pee I'm too stressed you need to calm down you know what helps me relax kicking stuff absolutely so what or who do you want to kick that guy looks pretty kickable hey I'm not kicking anybody okay I just need like some calming noises okay close your eyes BL blub BL what is that it's a Babbling Brook blub BL Club you know what it's pretty good thank you everybody shut up H you Terry Jeffords are pregnant the names are baby names the dentist an obstetrician and the money is for baby things like diapers what are you talking about man that is crazy damn it does anybody else know no just you and your wife and crash that's what I think you should name the baby works for a boy or a girl listen up Jake we just found out Sharon is pregnant and it's way too early to tell anyone this is a secret do you understand me yeah do you do you understand me no this got physical very quickly this is adult stop Jake be serious look I promise I won't tell anyone all right my lips are sealed good do I even weigh anything to you no it's like holding a couple of grapes I can do a pull-up Terry will teach me come on man use your muscles use my muscles oh great why didn't I think of that great advice Terry you know what it's a pullup there's not much to coach here Jake and I really bonded over Skyfire watch this favorite moment in the series the summoning of bastro second favorite the Scarlet Feast third favorite when you thought had been swallowed by the north but he had just switched armor withing the betrayer in the Battle of Castle come on Sir the math thing isn't the problem night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart you two just need a bone what did you say don't say it again I said you two need a bone how dare you detective Diaz I am your Superior officer bone what happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business bone don't ever speak to me like that again why did I send Kevin an obscene picture relax it's not a big deal you were just flirting no if I were flirting I would have sent him a scatter plot of educational entertainment versus caloric intake in Jack back up in France this is as if I've said I'm a bar graph our bar graph is bad it reduces robust data sets to a single point get your head out of your ass I want to apologize for yesterday inserting myself into my employees breakup with my nephew somehow uh backfired SNF I'm the one that made a scene like a dumb crying baby I'm considering having my tear duct melted shut it's not the end of the world to feel things always talk about his cop stuff all right and that was fine when we were 20 cuz that's all I cared about but we're adults now and there are other things like me and Amy and you and Marcus that friends are supposed to talk about well I guess we're not friends then wow all right I guess we're not I know what's happening I'm finally hydrated and it's unlocking my brain's full potential it's too much for me I'm Limitless in I don't think water makes you jittery and does if it's lace with caffeine you dosed my water you just drank 960 cups of coffee oh that asains why I know talk butter me having sturk good luck solving that case why would you drink more my brain wants its fast juice I swear to you we are going to catch Doug Judy yeah I know we did it once we can do it again no we will catch him more importantly thank you I know how hard that was to make that choice and let him get away now it was an easy call I know how much this task force me to you he means so much and been so stressful and it went so well seriously look at me I cannot stop smiling how do people do this with their faces fight sty basket yeah you messed with Grandma you're going to get the basket Charles you punched him in the nards yeah Nana fought nasty now if you don't mind I'd like those tickets I didn't hear no Bell hey there niage it's your papa if you're watching this something bad has happened to me but I want you to know that I I love you very much you want to stop filming yourself and help me with these mini items I'm carrying sorry I was making a video for my son you know in case I never see him again do you not do that for your kids of course I do I'll make those kind of videos all the time in fact I was about to do one right now hey girls it's me Daddy if you're seeing this I'm dead but I want you to know that I love you now and forever okay time for L sung in your native lvan Lego Lego Lego yeah yeah lby time look go to sleep Daddy's dead but his ghost always watching what the hell are you guys doing Charles was right I couldn't handle yoga well we're here now I'll get a couple of officers to help lift you up no need I can handle this Charles there's no way you can lift me yoga's given me great bone strength Terry so get ready you're about to enter the bone Zone not a thing [Music] C on high you lied to me Doug Judy got to be honest I'm pretty disappointed right now sorry I had to go down this way peral maybe we could have been friends in another world if I hadn't just fooled you like a little that was so much fun oh man you sounded really scary no no no it was all you the trembl in your voice so it just do whatever he wants I just made that up I was so in the moment dude seriously you are a great hostage thanks Judy you're a great hostage taker what yes [Music] sir reunited so how's it going what do you want Terry or you just here to Fan some more Flames no I'm just here to see who's losing and therefore has to wear this hat I made that says more stupider fine yeah I'm fan in Flames fan fan fan fan fan Santiago don't call her Santiago call her Virginia slim because I'm smoking her damn Ray you're not Richard Willcox that's my grandpa he died a couple weeks ago I'm just here cleaning out his shop oh no something's wrong here oh you think this Punk is lying partner no something is wrong in my intestine due to the street meat we must go now okay oh okay all right I'll drive sir we could find a public bathroom no this is a very private [Applause] emergency how are insects going to help us there weren't any in or around the body oh my God you still think forensic entomology is all blowflies and screw worms don't [Laughter] you my nose my nose you broke my nose oh there's so much blood I'm so sorry give me a to hey sge uh package was deled to my desk downstairs address to the 99th Precinct attention Sergeant but it's not for me it's a book sounds like something you'd order how to please your wife 100 tips to take your sex life from blah to ah it's not mine Terry doesn't order books online he supports local bookstores they're dying Amy you don't need hope to succeed you are the most capable person I know thanks Terry now let's get this mold to Jake and Holt what are you doing I thought you could carry me again it was very comforting okay thank you Terry I love you I was thinking of you I was thinking about how stupid your face is that's it I'm licking all these Bagels you get none oh you think your spits going to stop me brother you don't know me at all oh not to brag but Scully and I have a combined total of 14 arrests would have been 20 but we only got 14 that's not enough arrests well no one asked you we're on strike hunger strike you're eating potato chips chips don't count my doctor said they have Zero nutritional value we want meatball subs you had no right to take ours screw this Gina the da needs copies of our interrogation transcripts from the Adams case Gina Gina Gina sorry I was playing quy cupcakes oh you got category I9 C3 G6 I9 T3 G6 is that as good as it sounds you have a robust sense of self and are well suited to leadership positions characteristics strength determination tenacity yes I suppose that's accurate they do call me tenacious raid down at the country club because for the past 10 years I've been suing them for discrimination I'm very pleased with this assessment you should be I took the test too and I also got an I9 C3 G6 what we got the same score it's just crazy how accurate this thing is yes crazy young jezy Take the Wheel freeze Punk yeah freeze Punk Tina when did you get that gun lost and found at the storage facility they have boxes of them they're everywhere what the hell Gina you ruined my entire senior year how could you do that to me Jake I was only trying to help you were hanging out with those guys and getting close and they weren't good people do you know why Brandon wasn't at the reunion tonight I don't know probably cuz he was shooting a beer commercial where the whole plot was that everyone wanted to sleep with him no cuz he's on parole he's not allowed to leave the state of Delaware oh okay so that's obviously a bummer but I wasn't going to end up like him you were starting to you wanted to steal a van with them and I told you not to and you weren't listening to me I mean what would have happened if you got caught I don't know you would never have become a cop yeah I'm the reason you're a cop I'm your origin story dude you can't be mad at me I feel like I'm still pretty mad Peter Parker wasn't mad at his spider yeah but they weren't best friends before the bite and it still doesn't explain how you let everyone think I was the Tattler for 20 years well I didn't want to lose our friendship I was being weak I'm sorry okay open it good afternoon may I help you we're here all the time get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line I'm so sorry but I have to check you in I need a member number I don't have my member number with me it's too bad you can't just use my AMX black card oh that's great we can use that you can well you think I carry around my own wallet I'm sorry sir if you could just give me a name that would be great I'll give you a name pomp moose laqua I'm so sorry Miss laqua you're not in the system this is ridiculous you know what call Daddy Daddy will get us in daddy the man won't let us into the club yes Daddy no Daddy no daddy wants to speak with you gladly hello Daddy yes Daddy no Daddy Daddy oh good question daddy daddy wants to get this young man fired what is your first and last name aren't you forgetting something uh no pay your bill damn who raised you thought it would be louder it's highly directional if we were pointed at you you'd be in incredible pain right [Music] go why is this happening I can taste my thoughts oh no did you watch Grim again last night you know what gives you nightmares I'm sad Jason died this morning sorry it's terrible is your friend of yours he was my dog oh okay so no big deal then what's going on I rented this entire bar so you and I could celebrate with no people anywhere near us probably should have hired a bartender though I have noidea idea how to make drinks this is incredible it's all Charles's idea told you I knew you roro thank you but never call me roro again oh but I will I've earned this happy be day roro woo I wasn't sure if you'd get my message Charles it was kind of hard to miss oh God I didn't know what to do you said we weren't allowed to talk at work now that we're knocking boots e gross listen my ex-wife's throwing an engagement party this weekend and I was wondering if you wanted to go as friends no Charles just because we have secret shameful sex does not mean we are friends forget friends let's go as bone Bros nice jeans boy those are surprisingly low-waisted eyes up here Gina I'm more than just a piece of ass oh not bad not bad an unlicensed cab driver has been picking up Taurus driver takes the vix down under the BQE robs him a gumpo leaves him stranded unfortunately because they're tourists and our per is not Caucasian we don't have a clear idea of what he looks like he was either Latino Arab or Mexican either way very Muslim we'll go under cover dress us Out of Towners hope the pur picks us up don't worry Serge we'll nail this guy I can't believe I was just briefly attracted to boil neat sweater did did you tell Jake yet nope really you told him about his own surprise party mhm first chance I got but I had tons of chances to tell them about what happened 6 months ago and I didn't why not I didn't want to hurt your feelings e pump the brakes Charles because I'm terrified of you and what you'll do to me oh that's sweet well then sounds like our nightmare is finally over what w [Music]

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Id: dF0pseI4Xc0

Length: 22min 47sec (1367 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 19 2024