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previously on raft working well wait really okay so we need to go north-northeast we need to go seven two zero one boy or about 400 meter feets away god it's so far when we get there better be amazing I see something Oh to what internet what is that ultimate rap yeah that's something too legit it's uh real tall I'm taller than ours which I didn't think was possible and now I feel like slowly incompetent yeah I feel like I really let you down on the construction side of things I thought ours was gonna be like some Commission first to call you babe used to check the head of time on that that's a hard no my mistake I made a bow yeah what I made a bow just in case there's people on that boat and I gotta kill him who them a wind turbine look at that [ __ ] what oh my god we gotta kill him we we gotta kill like all of them I'm kind of with mark on this one Oh like half-submerged yeah idiots submerged and they're both won a bunch idiots they're good to the ground Oh Oh sir do I deploy the anchor deploy anchor I like not captain wait there's words here Robby boats gone bastard shark is after me gonna stay here until I find a way off this place well I don't know what that could mean laying around that seems good yeah trapped under there I got caught shark named him Bruce Bruce you bastard I got you Bruce ooh wah Oh chopper yeah he's he's near around he's around guys there's so much scrap here it was weird a briefcase I got a briefcase oh that is weird said new note added where is a note add teeth oh you have a journal oh my god we have a journal two months we've been working on these reactors two months working to save the world with no one to tell our story Oh blah blah prototype not stable Chinese team no one knows what happened to it Ren is supposed to be one of them but he's not letting anything show I'll mumbled something emergency cooling system looks shoddy oh did someone melt the ice caps that's not good yeah you don't want to see that note I have another note all right what you got okay so January I wish I knew where we were that we had someplace we could point to except that radio tower out in the distance twelve sixteen and eight failed today after three days of testing 16 score burned so hard and fast it ate right through the wet well its payload sank into the ocean hot enough to burn for a hundred years Sparrow check the radiation levels what's being led out with every test they said they're confused those in shelters we can fix this she said and the craziest part is we agreed us four overworked exhausted pet ok the new note just I was reading that oh yeah I don't know why I turned the page in my turtle us poor overworked exhausted pencil max we would save the world what would be left of it anyway February question mark turns out Ren blew the whistle on us and it made the people in charge mad they must have known we were stalling working on 12 and 24 those things let out so much radiation they burned green for God's sake except they look like them anyway sure owl and I put up a fight but they just shoved us around that bunch of jocks that's so [ __ ] hard to read what's wrong with this font chuck Sparrow and reactor 8 with them too after all Ren knew she was the only one with the smarts to keep them working they left us behind on the reactor testing platform then blew the foundations the water's been rising slowly owl thinks we should go after them I wish I didn't agree with them what the hell what I picked up note 5 which just looks like a little bit of a quick log trace 8 the January distress call received trace 9th of January established report language unknown Mele get taragan 2nd of February comm dead gunshots in distance Tangaroa 4th of February someone speaking Mele too fast to make out Koda jengar Koda Shankar 6th of March tarragon found dry place leaving water rising and we're short a couple places I am sorry 8 March Mike if you reading this head for if it's still above water there are supplies in the pantry Wow parkour away I got there's two notes up here some place called a utopia people number two eight six six oh it's high seas so that if we go to heading to eight six six I'm betting we can find some people oh if you can understand what you're reading this isn't the end wait is this what you read I don't read that one okay we've done the engine this hard and fast we could but I think burned-out we barely made it to the radio tower al said the boats useless I can fix it they're probably way ahead of us but I think they're headed for Saline I just want to leave this someplace anyone can find it we didn't cause this but no you just read this didn't you and then maybe I'll ask her out and she won't look at me like I'm crazy this time I'll found my notepad but I got back I need to hide it better next time this marker makes it really hard to erase stuff but we'll get her back we have to read though okay mark are you all the way up top yes I am that's all I could find up here their fault damage in this game uh yeah how about into the water no sweetie I shouldn't be sploosh Oh shark please don't know Bruce more up there though I didn't see you can check you assume I can parkour up there which has been a big with one little stabby oh it's dead oh sweet I need to eat something and then I'll get down there I forgot that you guys were live I could have said some horrible things that's Wade Wade Oh seriously oh god that hurt not the bite didn't even bite me but it hurt me it's scary mark two eight six six it's in the journal I think that's I got into 866 shall we make our way out of here yes 800 okay that's not too bad er that's much worse which direction Oh northeast front compared to what was first with commander what they're kind of facing our could just go northeast got to have alright I think if we're judging from the way the radar is pointing as North I'm gonna guess system look at this guy inventing systems a missing in just unlike someone can we get confirmation that more than one sale actually makes you go faster because I feel like we've got three and I feel like we should be just blasting ass out of here but it it does still matter if you are with the wind correctly or not forever I'll get a streamer up then get my streamer back see where the winds at again one of those dope streamers there bro dude Wow okay work we're kind of with the wind we're kind of with the wind yeah bow yeah what of it oh good look man every time man every time I got a thing and you're just like wow mouth yeah yeah yeah ever come out of our mouths making more glass because I'm assuming Bob you want another water purifier that'd be cool we could have an upstairs and downstairs water purification might be nice if you decide to be nice to be so mark how do you make one of them water pure for vacationers I gotta make glass I got glass cooking right now oh it's yeah oh there baby good good bliss actually you know what I've got plenty of sandal me why not here take or X I'll make it for you I got it don't worry you sit there you sit down I'll make it for you oh god I'm gonna hide of you sir thank you sir that's right oh just sayin that's that's really tight thank you I have always wanted to be tight alright I got here I'm gonna put it up in your food because I'm gonna go steal some food do it I want you to do it alright water purifier in your food taking some of these roast beets there we go now we got high directional nets my good dudes Wow look at these layers upon layers of nets we have absolutely just slurping up the bounty of the ocean this shirt Wow no no you don't how do i fire this arrow oh god Aaron I should have learned how to fire you I never fired it before take it easy I told you to put my dick put me on the back burner I told you and you not the back burner still on high dude no dude listen listen look I'm listening Shh look look I'm gonna put I just made you two more water purifiers you've got three new look I'm assuming if you maybe you water the trees more I'm looking out for you man I could water the trees Morrie I'm looking out play drums they're in your food container sir I get to select where they go yes sir sir sir sir know where we can start crafting ourselves armor and a backpack for expanded inventory what is that a thing that we're supposed to know if you look at the research table it shows you those stuff that we haven't researched how do we research it then mr. scientist yeah we're starting to find animals I mean I've gotta know I know I'm pointed to Thanks thank you all the water purifiers are online thank you for your hard work kind sir your water purifiers will not only supply us with life-giving delicious Bertha juice they will also supplies with delightful a water cooler discussions Oh teamwork really does make the dream work do you want another one I can make you a no one I really don't need another one all right I made you another one I that's it's in your food just welcome oh yeah the raft oh Jesus gonna make gonna make the thank you you you you blank blank blank all right now paddle away fast all right paddle away fast okay if I paddle away wait all the way that way Bob point the point point that sails in the other direction why are we doing this got to get away from him this is our chance just you and me okay you would be welcome back Wade I never doubted you thank you anyone got any like seaweed was anyone picking up seaweed I know anyone had any weed no why not now what's going on what dude I live in California a that's right you guys have kale chips and Kim Beach and we don't know why you say like that that's where you have to is legally mandated and say for Nia was like thou shalt say weed brother mark Bob come take a look at this we have three pings on the radar one no 48 I don't know what the uh-oh with the battery died yeah just two more nets I mean so 500 meters behind us there was something we're passing that on someone say oh you need two more what do you mean one more someone say net I can't clear you there's one hole still though you need I will make another for the o12 I've done it Oh sir dude we're gonna be collecting so much juice stuff in every direction forever this is the greatest this shark isn't coming I smell Emmys coming in fire fire - give me my arrow back oh I only got one wait mark come it is what's up what do you have on your face mmm what do you have in your face well you have like a rebreather on your face what is that my oxygen bottle how'd you do that I built it with my hands how do you put one of those on I can't tell you all the secrets some you must find for thine self good luck to thee never crafted a thing in your life I'm sorry are you hungry would you like some of my infinite supply of food you know your food is garbage all right we're back to fighting friendship with Bob ended I'm friends with Wade now I have a friend yeah you and me we're friends now Oh what do I do about nothing doing for nothing how do I clear is there an ointment what do I do what's going on look at this hangout space that I just created for you ungrateful pieces of garbage all right a little rude he's right whoa friendship with Wade ended me and Bob her friends now how do you like that light I can't deny this is really tight is it a shark in comments shark didn't coming I see him he's going for it no not today not today cheered down by the sails and I believe that's where the one who isn't friends with us sits Oh are you doing I'm putting undoing the chair what why did you do this well I have my own chair well now we have four chairs one too many chairs yes we have four of for sales I can show on the ocean who's right now yes we us us is bought is it that thing too slight to the north directly north I know we have four I could just fix that right I'm ready to kill once this bones nasty yes yes when I see it yeah it's our battle yeah yeah I see it start paddling mm-hmm don't make that don't take that tone with me I was drinking soda pop uh what tone would you like a nice one yes sir I see it on the horizon there straight ahead what tone would you like them a nice one how many times I have to say it hey I do see it I see it on the horizon you're great this is great not not talking to you it's not a yacht we're almost past the point of where I know how to do anything okay well you didn't know how to do anything anyway so it's not really saying a lot ah my paddle broke wait how do we get on set yeah some food with you this is a bit of an exploration no there's got to be food on it it's a yacht silly yes and I don't have any food I'm going into this with like no food so I'm really hoping this food yeah it's gotta have food on it yeah I found the entrance found this honker of a tree I cannot that's deeply saddening I've got vine goo recipe they gave me a recipe there's got to be food on here all right perfect is great there's good stuff mark how'd you get on ah as for me to know and you never know I was like on your side don't just now well it's very fickle this whole dynamic is just like up in the air at all times I don't mind being like the villain cuz like you you're gonna like the friendship with Mark last like 10 seconds but the memories lasts a lifetime I got a mechanical part hey I got a mechanical part guys let me know if you see any food I'm really starting to get hungry I'm like inches away from my Barbie hunger being you want you can eat some of my nuts dude really I'm gonna drop you one nut at a time mark one of those was a nail I'm really sorry where I hear scoop your nuts off the ground yeah I'll not Elfman huh yeah these are good nuts dude you're nuts I've always said your nuts are the best doesn't seem like you're actually able to jump up this probably not theirs oh no I did I got up here you just got a yeah you got a wiggle oh my god what are you Jesus Christmas Helda a my head lamps yeah you know you're right hang on Oh God it disappeared now I can't show you guys there was a [ __ ] there's horrible rap monsters is it really just a crouch-jump I can't do it I got a key card to help what does for something oh god it's another one of those things Oh batteries remind me to do it update why now my computer I keep saying remind me tomorrow it's like now oh it's been like an hour oh let's do this well Stan let's do this dance and it's I'm just gonna give up on that completely poof man it's dark I'm not gonna give up at all there's a lot of good resources under the water here another mechanical point of scrap metals requires one car jack what do you mean requires one car jack you do not know what game this is mark we have car jacks take a breath no no requires wood bomb I need a car jack gonna need the green key and I need a bomb it's like you're doing crimes mark Suzie I think so I've been roped in did you get sucked it dude it's a slippery slope there's like they put cocaine on the table and then they stack $100 bills and I just I don't know there's my mind this is oh there's another one wowowow a lot of ow ow a lot of ow I didn't get any key I said I needed it you got a key card no oh I did get a key card I thought I heard someone told me I should sail away with the raft what okay I thought I got a key card I do not have a key card unless it went into the tea which if it didn't craft because you have your big boat now I figured I could just oh no oh no oh no I'm gonna die I might die or I'm running away I'm running away this is not worth it I'm running away I'm running away this is horrible I'm running away I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running away this boat is cursed we should just wait until day time this is a curse why have we done this I just flopped this headlamp I crafted you crafted a headlamp out you're crafty idling a battery all right fine keep your secrets what happens if you need the raft got wet wait no wait wait um wait wait wait wait wait wait wait here yes wait buddy wait Bobby Oh Bobby's um Bob oh oh oh did you need something I see you down there mark ah me throw something to you sorry some food or something no oh that's four digit code wait do you uh know what's happening right now he doesn't seem super concerned about all right it's gonna not worry about it wait Bob is taking the raft unni's running away from with it I'm gonna control what I can control and I'm gonna sue oh hey let's cook food I just found in here oh wow that's great yeah that's good oh wait is he coming back oh hey Bob [Laughter] thank you standing up there like that yeah okay somebody yeah that's a big raft yeah looking at it from a distance we made a lot of progress on that raft we our raft you know the one that we've all made together hi yeah it's good how is how is the handling it really does it goes quick yes especially when it's going away right your board right Marc I mean I'm getting some food why what's up I'm just making sure all right oh I see I'm good interesting excellent excellent actually are you guys banding what I wouldn't call it that hey Green Key I needed one of those yeah it snagged it unlocking some [ __ ] great that is great oh you guys don't go into the bottom entrance anymore okay unlock down there good good I'm worried about that four digit code that's nice that's good I could really use some water you guys aren't a [ __ ] me right now right well it'd look gross yeah we would not do that we would not do that this oh I got the bird did you murder the bird I frigging headshotted this bird electrical wires that's some good stuff you're finding but do these notes are killer yeah thank you so much for writing that down in the journal we all share oh you know what mark I just realized you what's up oh it's not on the raft oh I thought we were forgetting something he was running a bit smooth I need it do you want do you want to hang out do you want to be on our raft should we come get you I would like to have some water from yonder raft yeah I mean like what are you I am dehydrating as we speak on lack of water you'd hate to hear that so you swimming to us would take a while is what you're saying yes I would die very you would die are you sure hundred percent Wade you don't need to being silly you're surrounded by water I don't know what your problem is all right so did you solve the mystery of the boat already do we have to I was working on it but you [ __ ] life and um us leaving was nothing to do with you not knowing how to prepare for an export yeah yeah you need some personal responsibility here or else you're never gonna go anywhere in life oh you know this is kind of creepy in here Oh God oh my god these stupid rat bastard they get steak they don't give steak I take a steak they're made of steak they are made of stick yes that's true always Bob with the wise words there's a shark attack I feel like the shark isn't even a problem anymore I mean he does still eat things got a lighter mark this mark guy look guys stop ripping on me we were just ribbing on weight and now your ribbon on me please you're a reason to rip on wait he got all the [ __ ] done while you [ __ ] were over there stuffing your oh my god family friendly while you guys were over there TRUCKING your own tricks and you know if you had a coaxial or you could just beep yourself yeah I ate a raw chicken probably good all right um I found a lighter and a we got a lighter and a bullet is that enough to make a bomb because the bomb goes up on the bridge door you go wires how do we connect these we got lighter wires bullet mechanical parts it's got to be something about a fob see if we can craft the bomb I think it's on the first floor where did the way what we're put it together Oh interesting well where's this room mr. Minow this boat working my way downtown is it like the carjack room is that what it is you need a card maybe well that light is handy yeah like cheating to me if I'm honest Lukie from the bloop here this is the blue key someone say there's another entrance to the ship that we're missing mm doesn't seem right all right I'm gonna go I'm gonna jump into the ass of the boat there better be a door why would there be a door at the door Oh at the ass of the boat that's fine Bob see chat like helpful like Bob I got a reporter in a crowbar apparently oh that's no good find Bob that's a new note good fine Bob good fine good fine great find actually poor jack oh that's the thing we need hey bolt cutter we're just finding everything mark taking some time jerking it you know that's not my favorite thing that either I'm on the boat and alone yanking my dong oh I can use one bomb should I use one bomb or do you guys want to see the bomb being used hang on yeah I'll wait I'm not gonna just blast open my headlamp is officially burnt out it's okay I'm pretty sure the bomb is gonna provide some light when we do this how close do you think I can be to this bomb when it goes there you go three two one should I be away from [Music]
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Channel: Markiplier
Views: 3,411,137
Rating: 4.9707155 out of 5
Keywords: raft, raft game, raft markiplier, raft part 5, raft markiplier part 5, raft online, raft multiplayer, raft funny moments, raft that can't be good, that can't be good, raft collab, markiplier, maarkiplier, markplier, mrkiplier, mrkplr, mark fischbach, markiplier game, mark iplier, markipliergame, games, pc games, online games, multiplayer games, muyskerm, lordminion777, mark bob wade
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Length: 27min 20sec (1640 seconds)
Published: Sat May 30 2020
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