BIGFOOT... UP CLOSE and PERSONAL

okay I'm Rick your wreck I'm a wreck you're a wreck I'm a wreck but I'm also wreck your erect yes I figured that would attract Bigfoot I mean I don't know about that but you know I'll take whatever you can give me because at this point we haven't caught Bigfoot yet but this time we will yes I believe no it's not about belief have you ever hunted Bigfoot before no no you haven't I have many times and every time I go more of my friends understand you understand I I think I do you understand what's at stake here it appears that you are taller than me yes I am thank you for noticing always have been but that's not the point your shortness is nothing to do with what's happening right now because I am gonna make you a hero you know how are you just grabbing willy-nilly no I don't you're talking about I picked up something off the ground you grab something willy-nilly I only took two thanks okay that's right what did you take tracking bullets in a trap God dear I was gonna tell you not to take the tracking bullets I know there are each fine I was gonna take care of all the tracking for you so you didn't have to do any of the tracking and all you had to focus on give you items does it well give me the tracking bullets you are predominantly gonna be shooting shooting bang bang man I know that your brain can handle shooty shooty bang bang are you okay I am I'm trying to give you bullets and it's not letting me give you give me the bullets uh well you know it's fine whatever keep what you have it'll be fine come in here grab a gun there's quite a few rifles in here there's some tracking bullets I'm gonna take you can press f to turn on your light I'm gonna take the meat you meet up a meat wraps under here do you want those traps yeah I'm gonna grab the traps all right so no tracking bullets just regular bullets yeah you focus on the regular bullets now listen up and listen close there's just what is the signal clip I just said listen up and listen close I'm sorry listen sorry Bigfoot I'm talking it's about to get dark Bigfoot is only aggressive at night and trust me when I say you don't have nearly enough rectal real estate to handle Bigfoot right now okay okay Bigfoot means death pure and simple so we need to arm ourselves and kill him dead now pull out your gun oh [ __ ] those moderately threatening okay good good great you pulled out your gun so you noticed that if you pull out your gun it doesn't have any bullets so you got to reload reload the bullets and you can also switch your bullets from regular bullets to tracking bullets with T but you you just focus on regular bullets all right useful gun nice regular bullets you don't need to worry about tracking right now we're just gonna focus on shooting them feel good feels good I feel like I'm a hunter good cuz you are I mean you're also being hunted but we're a hunter duo of a sort so follow me I've got a map of all the little locations that we need to find in these woods perfect perfect gonna get ammo it's gonna get us more traps and hopefully if you see any deer we're gonna kill the deers too and then we're gonna take their meat and use it for bait understood understood I will eat the deers don't eat the deer so you're supposed to save the meat for the deers to put in the traps so that we can attract Bigfoot okay so kill the deer and hands it's a Bigfoot well I mean you can kill the deer I'll handle all the handling cuz I don't think you're capable of it you're right I'm to erect I can't reach things seven dog Oh wolf bang see it's that easy and now I steal its meat thank you thank you delicious you're back with a gun to my back no I was facing the other way I was looking away okay good alright so there's little more wolves because they're like pack animals it was a fox which is the opposite of a pack animal you're right they're flying lonely yeah they are more serious note actually do keep an eye out for Bigfoot because this early in the game I don't think Bigfoot's gonna be charging at us anytime soon but you know it could happen so I'm sticking close yes you're sticking close that's what I serve us equals one Bigfoot not necessarily pretty much a Bigfoot could take a party of four but we sticking together and using our wits are not gonna be caught surprised hey hey that's that's noise yeah that we actually that actually spooked all that looked like a person it's not a person it's not a person it is a person oh yeah that was a person yeah buh God yeah there's an axe yeah take the first-aid kit you can't take the axe I don't think and not that it would do you any good anyway because I don't think an axe is gonna do anything in the face of Bigfoot I don't know you can chop his foot off you know let him know that you actually found a Bigfoot that's always possible but if we if if possible I think we're gonna take Bigfoot whole that's a lot of weight that's a lot of masses feet weigh like 30 pounds each look I don't want to cut Bigfoot's feet off that could just be some guy named Larry with huge feet we need the whole Bigfoot so that people can know that we actually got Bigfoot all right damn I think that was I think that was it I think it was just the first aid kit I mean sawmills should have traps you know so I'm trapped the trees to chop them up is that what you really think you need to trap a tree I mean they do rat chains around them right they do yeah but that's yeah that's fine whatever yeah you got to stalk the trees man you gotta you gotta be stealthy about all right keep going follow me man it really didn't want me to stay close to you and I tried to separate me why what do you mean it did what does that mean I got stuck on a tree it did tried to grapple me and I think it just got something against trees man I don't think trees are out to get you I don't think trees need to be hunted down and I definitely don't think trees need to be trapped well they're put there pine trees they they have needles so they won't leave me alone what does having needles have to do with leaving you alone that doesn't make any sense you're just saying nonsense well if they had leaves they would leave me alone oh sorry I was just trying to lighten the mood you know we're alone in the woods here you know I could shoot you in the back of the head no one would know the difference then big Bluto come along eat your corpse and then none would be the wiser you just be dead I mean I I would know the difference well you wouldn't cuz you'd have a bullet in the back of your head but do I cease to exist Thanks uh you know I don't know the answer that that's kind of a theological question that that's more of a like a philosophical dilemma I I can't say beyond that but I do know that I'm pretty close to getting you to that answer all right well we found a hunting Tower number three I know I was here okay it's uh here take this other first-aid kit because I got a feeling that you're gonna need it all right I'm starting to suspect that I am also the meat yeah well you might be if you keep this up but for the time being let's try to find meat so that you don't have to be the meat understood okay okay good good we're a team here we're buddies were pals we're in this together that's right it's it's we're getting what now you're not filling me with confidence here man I need you to focus stay on task we're getting wet but that's okay it happens I'm rain fall from sky sometime okay that was just a tree I thought something was behind us God how many times do I need to tell you the trees are not out to get us man it's okay you can relax around the trees all right okay good thank you who's a big boy not me what who's a big man that's me that's you you're a big man and you're gonna get this Bigfoot a big man for a Bigfoot uh-huh yep okay that's lunch and dinner what I hear a lot of noise what do you hear - sounds like a drum oh that was us walking on the wood oh come on don't be a silly Billy you're a big man I'm sorry I forgot I had a peg leg no that was you do wait no you're just lying to me you don't have a peg leg at all I only see one leg so I think I have a peg low yeah oh my god you're like a you have the object permanence of a baby I don't know other leg when it must be a peg leg no that's not how keep your head together you got to keep it again you're the only other human that I have in these woods I need you to be there for me okay okay good okay you're feeling you're feeling good you feel good you feel or I feel whole now that you just told me I don't have a peg leg so all right good I'm glad you feel whole you couldn't have chosen more disturbing wording for that but I'm glad you feel whole seems like you're running away from me right now no I'm just trying to pick up the pace a little bit we got a lot of ground to cover there were whoa whoa where is it yeah whatever it's fun if it if it gets closer we'll we'll shoot it we're near the we're near the other camp stay close you wouldn't want to get separated what do we have here get some signal more always ah here's more bullets take these bullets and if you want a night-vision camera you can have that one go for it Oh what was that you take those players that were down here yeah I took those there was something I heard so I heard it you know there's another battery here on the ground where I'm at awesome all right got it take its meat take its sweet delicious meat sweet succulent delectable meat don't eat it I've done it I just have it good you need to save that for Bigfoot here take this night-vision battery oh I thought I thought you're about to give me another beer oh no you know we're will we'll celebrate for a job well done once we get too big you are you're really jumping into that tent I'm there's a trap in here and I'm trying to get it I'm too tall I'm just too tall how do I I can't crouch there's a left old or left control oh oh okay oh hang on I need to set up a trap I need to set up a trap like immediately oh god oh god oh god hey I got to put meat I got a mask it okay back off from the trap just move away from the trap you I heard him from southwest turn off your light farther Hey you see where I am come over to me I'm coming there's no jokey time this is serious business okay just keep your eye on that trap if he lands on it pepper him as hard as you can try for headshots and he will charge us afterward I will chase him off with a flare but you just got to keep nailing him no matter what so it's becoming day yeah okay I don't know if he's coming this way let's just hope that was me let's go this way there's another location up here let's just go up there first if he hits that trap that's great but if he doesn't that's good too that trap will still be there and it'll be okay okay did we did we not need to plant cameras to watch it no no we're fine there's no point in watching a trap whether he hits it or not as in determine of whether like we won't be there by the time he gets back ooh hello ultra night-vision camera for me thank you very much okay there's another there's more stuff up here I don't know what that location was but that's not where we're headed you know where we're headed looks like up top to the ridge of the hill Mountain I mean that's technically a correct answer but it was more of an ambiguous question we're headed into the belly of the beast we're heading to its home yes Wow you got it Wow those Eureka I thought I was being pretty obscure with belly of the beast but no you got it okay I mean the belly means where they eat so I would think oh the belly of the beasts okay here's more bullets you take those bullets and just remember you're gonna be peppering him like nobody's ever been peppered oh yeah I mean man he he likes to eat on that rock yeah you Willy like see pretty much everywhere and for some reason he likes exclusively human flesh and and I don't want to be the next human flesh you know what I mean I mean arguably we as a species are overpopulated so oh maybe maybe it's just we're easier prey are you literally volunteering right now for the good of the human species at reducing the population are you volunteering to be eaten by Bigfoot no no no no I'm just I'm just simply saying that we have so bad oh shoot keep shooting okay hey he did not like that we went to his house no he definitely uninvited guests yeah no we were not okay so lesson learned literally don't stop shooting I kept shooting did you read it here it took a while to reload well you didn't fill up your gun no I filled up my gun it was just it was just it's a bold action you know well bolt faster oh I'll try I'll try so we uh we only have a limited amount of flare so you see the bar at the top I've got a psychic connection with his help oh you're slightly wounded I'll try to maintain the connection as much as I can it's such a strainer please do like we hit them maybe four times yeah head shots I think do more damage so just try to pepper him with those okay usually if you hit him he doesn't come immediately back he kind of runs away so I think we've got a little bit of time also you lied to me Oh Bigfoot what don't run and there he goes okay and and and okay that sucked he's real pissed yeah him in the head a couple of times ah okay it didn't seem like hey Cheston a different maybe go for body shots oh maybe why did he come for us like that I'm gonna set down another trap alright cuz you want me to heal you no I'm fine I'm just only slightly bleedy i I got beat twice he hit me into the ground and just like ground pounded me yeah he likes to do that he really likes the whole ground pound you know I thought he'd like a different style but I mean I guess if they like it if he likes it on top he likes it on top I can't dude don't make this sexual why you gotta make everything sexual I mean I can't get this trap ready okay fine we're fine we're fine he he was just yelling oh he hit the other trap look his health went down oh yes okay good job good job thank you thank you very much that was all me 100% also he might be coming straight for us after this but I put that other trap there so hopefully he's not that's the only thing that I got to hope for I mean does he have a psychic connection to our location as well he might because I think this psychic connection goes both ways I'm pretty sure that if I can know what his health is he knows exactly where we are at any given time okay so we get to know his health he gets to know where we are yeah pretty much yeah yeah pretty much can he get into these towers probably how much bullets do you have I have 21 bullets okay and I just reloaded so I have a full clip of 10 okay you so you have 10 and 21 on the side no technically I have 10 and then 15 on the side okay you keep you keep wool oh no no he hit the other he hit the other go get those bullets I'm gonna set out another trap we're just gonna keep moving get up that Tower and I'm gonna set down another trap this Sallah not there Oh robot man you're fine you're fine you're fine yeah we got to keep moving come on we got to hit the next spot before he gets on to us and knows what we're up to oh [ __ ] this class thank you Thank You Tyler you're so goddamn observant aren't you yes but how do we get down from the left I think we got a head towards the eastern so yeah down here okay here all right I hate to say this but we need to go into the woods it's fine look it is very okay are there no Gators on this swamp no no no not every swamp has Gators in it but I do think that the Bigfoot uses this as his personal latrine that's why the water looks kind of yellow yeah it's a little poopy Oh God okay he hit the other trap he's such an idiot this guy's an idiot this guy's so stupid I think the traps do more damage than are done they do yeah they do problem I'm out of traps I have one okay I wish I could give it to you because you are more skilled in the trapping oh it's fine here I'll teach it's baby's first trap okay all right all right so come outside come outside Widow what is this whoa okay we found Jack Martin all right oh well all right better put a trap right over his body all right oh you got it okay put a trap right there yeah that's good okay now when you look at the trap press e on put meat got it okay and then don't ask it now I'll mask it for you I don't think you have any what was that I don't know okay all right let's back off from here let's back off let's go to the other side of the water right here and what we're gonna do is we are gonna sit and we're gonna watch that trap from the top of this hill okay all right from this rock right here I think this is a good vantage point to spot him because we need to recover the traps is the main issue that we're having we're yet right here okay you got a good view on it I honestly don't see the trap from my meal I think we're blocked by a tree okay maybe let's hop down from here up there it is okay I see it you see if you're right here you can see you're the things icon so yep I see it our hope is he's gonna go to that trap eat the meat and while he's stuck we're gonna shoot the hell out of them get as much damage in as possible and then I will scare him away at the last second okay and then we will run grab the trap and then move on to the next area alright so turn him into [ __ ] God god you wasted my heart Oh God oh oh oh [ __ ] what was that if he comes here from your bullet I swear to God um yeah I I have my finger off of the trigger now I see him he's on the far side he's going straight for the meat okay he's going straight nope he's going away where's go I think he's going for the meat okay get ready trained your gun I see him he's I'm not sure if he's coming closer come farther away this is what separates the boys from the men all right I'm watching the trap you're watching him right I don't see him anymore he went off do Wes who [ __ ] oh jeez ignoring this that wait don't move don't move do not move he is right on the other side of this hill don't move are you crouched I am crouched good don't move a muscle oh that's not a good sign was that a mating call why is everything a mating call to you why he used to easily grouse that was a different noise it was a wolf oh that didn't sound like a walk to me well I mean I can't help that okay I don't know what happened to him he was literally right here and he's gone that is the cream oh god I see him okay he's either coming right for me oh god is he coming right for me wait wait don't move don't move no he's going for it he's going for he's going for it get ready I see it come on aim oh he's coming towards us no he's not he's thrown away like a [ __ ] outside of him because the hill Reggie were on I got I can see him for miles breath alright I'm running to get the trap alright yeah you go get the trap that was good we peppered him a lot we got a lot of damage in the only problem is we don't have nearly enough ammo it's not letting me pick up the truck why not it's broken what you missed bro oh yeah oh you right oh you right oh [ __ ] okay let's move we got a boogie then okay that means every trap that we had is gone yeah okay that's a problem that's what you call a problem I is there a way to solve it though hidden traps elsewhere we'll figure it out man we will figure it out you and me we together on this I think it's foots too big and that's what's causing the traps to break you know you might be right that might be the smartest thing you've said all day [ __ ] oh God turn off your light turn off your light god damn it Jessie him he's just walking I've never seen him just walk before but he's just walking you just keep it quiet we're gonna go south there was another area up there but I'm gonna say screw that cuz it was another cave and I think he's going back to his cave duh lick his wounds among other things wonder how intelligent he is if he has first aid kits to use for himself man I I threw you a real softball sexual innuendo there and you just you didn't take it at all no you see I have to create them and then you yell at me for it for them that's that's how this partnership works I just ignore anything else that comes out why does that have to be the way that it is who read up on that so I'm just to be subjected to be your horrible innuendos yes have we been here before no we have remember this I remember a fence so you remember a fence you remember one fence yes I mean we ran into a fence earlier I thought that might be it it wasn't so I made a mistake you know I can't fault you for that logic and you you did own up to your own mistake so I guess I can't make fun of you no I'm actually gonna make fun of you I'm gonna make funny that is rabb solutely ridiculous they would think in an entire forest just because you see a fence twice at oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my dude my dude my dude is my main man oh [ __ ] can you not get us I don't think here oh yeah always breaking the down he's breaking it down oh god he broke it down okay I'm gonna try it oh [ __ ] Oh get him off me oh please okay I feel bad okay yeah dog I tracked him just let him go my ribs are kind of exploded all right just follow me all of hey he hurts so awesome yeah well how about here's the first aid kit cuz ouch are you uh when should I use first-aid kit I'm at half health you can take a few more Wallops I think unless you're a big baby most curious um you know some Eagle Scout who can't even take a few wounds listen we were trained to not take once Wow you don't even know when to take a first-aid kit oh yeah you can throw in your badges looking to buy 22 bullets by the way that's good keep those around I'm gonna see if tracking bullets do any damage because I'm not a hundred percent sure if they do I love it video they should they should do like a tiny bit yeah like half games if you look in the bottom left you can see a glowing red button dot do you see that uh I do not what oh now I do yes yeah so that's Bigfoot right now and by the looks of it Bigfoot yes which is a problem why is that a problem because he hits us he does he does hit us he does I open this door yeah let's go inside all right we got good guard trap okay how many bullets you got to take those 22 take them I've got an even better idea than we had previously what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna set a trap right out here with some tasty delicious meat and we're gonna go in that cabin yeah you feelin me yeah I feel you I feel you we're gonna sit there with the door open and our guns trained on it our lights off okay you're in charge of closing door okay all right so I have to hit Yi on the door yes you do you're gonna close that door and there's no way that he could bash down the door to a cabin right no there's no way that'd be ridiculous a crouch man be one with the woods feel it you feel it I I do but if art be one with the woods when I'm inside no well I mean you're inside a log cabin it was made of trees it is pretty much of the woods but that it's there dead trees well I mean okay I thought you didn't like trees anyway like you hunted trees no no I've seen loggers do that I never said I did that I just I just I just said I don't had some people okay all right agree to disagree we got a problem because the tracking went away and there's a storm rolling in yeah and for some reason it's raining blood so he either could be right around the corner or going in a completely different direction than we would know neither of the truth well I guess this is the part where we just we just stakeout yeah sparing that state gonna stake out that's good that's clever you should put that on a shirt okay okay okay you know I'm really curious why somebody decided to store their acts like that um maybe they were bored and they were trying to throw from that chair Oh see he's coming he's coming he's coming he's going for it oh I see him oh he ran away oh the big [ __ ] baby oh wait is he has he gotten too clever for this I'm gonna go maybe he wanted the the cover for of the hunt maybe dark net maybe maybe baby I'm gonna go out there dinner yes sir my buttocks are tasty so I wonder if I could fit my entire arm up Bigfoot's ass you know I wonder if you could fit your entire body based on his size and it's fun it's possible I bet if I get a running start and I like dive like swan dive in hand-over-hand I bet I can make it inside like at least up to my waist I feel like if you had a train you could get pull on well how would that work he would have to be like laying on the ground but cheeks up kind of like spreading his cheeks for a trampoline to give any tangible benefit maybe maybe a view swan dive off that cliff while he's like a sleep honest on it's on his head doing a handstand right okay okay so we just got to give him to fall asleep in a handstand bring a trampoline next to him bounce high enough such that I can swan dive down and then enter into his anus yes or just have him fall asleep handstand leaning against the cliff side and jump off the cliff that is also very creative a thought this out all right let's move on before we get even further damndest here there's a mine right around the corner from here we gotta go check it out it's right here I'm hoping they're more trap ah we shall see the answer to that question is no for some reason all it's giving us is night-vision cameras why do we need this many night-vision cameras I mean I guess it makes sense that a night-vision camera would be in a mine and not traps yeah I guess I don't know man it just doesn't add up we got to make our ways to this shelter over here it's just down the way and what we're gonna do is we're gonna circle back to base camp after this because we'll have gathered pretty much everything up into this point manage rain is loud if there's a shelter first thing God so we don't need to give us bullets what is this this is like the worst rng I've ever seen in my entire life we don't have any bullets take that first aid I swear to god it's like it doesn't want us to have bullets I don't think it does I don't think it wants the stab traps at all either no it doesn't we've had like a complete absence of traps bullets everything that we could possibly need to actually survive is just missing what is happening to my frames I'm jittery oh why you got bad friends yeah yeah trap oh god oh god oh god go away I don't know if the dragon bullets hurt because I couldn't look at the time god damn it oh I am so stuttery right now well stop it stop being stuttering okay good news is we got more bullets here take these bullets here I got one from the backpack their daddy sucks he really kind of snuck up on us right here he sucks at least I got him with a tracking bullet I don't know what did help signal flares for I don't know I don't know try it next time he charges our buttholes alright it's fine how many bullets you got total 40 okay I've got 15 regular bullets and 17 tracking bullets I don't know if the dragon bullets hurt him at all I feel like they should I feel like that's only fair but I don't know so it is what it is I mean like I am no no stutter woof woof okay is this a real wolf are wolves real in this game Oh Fox Fox got it oh nice Adam give your meat give me your sweet delicious meat all right he's on me he's far away right now yeah he's pretty far away quick is this like a haunted part of the woods why's that leaves all gone from these trees yeah this is there's an operative tree - what the hell I've never seen this part of the woods before oh that's weird oh they're burnt oh oh well that doesn't necessarily mean that it could be many things why would they be burnt just because of a fire it could have been roasted really badly in like some insult contest now that Edward that's good let's say we can pick them up why's there dot on them I just kind of identify okay there were just some bullets I took them to even us out okay there's only one other spot that we could possibly go to it looks like Bigfoot is heading towards us yeah well okay I don't like it but yeah you seem to be right and you want to drop a trap somewhere yeah I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do it over in this clearing over here along the road right about Oh Tracking's gone that's okay it's okay it's okay hey man chill man just relax why you why you so peeved listen bud get to the top of the hill bud okay so we should just be able to see oh [ __ ] I hear he's coming for us nothing keeps Krusemark he's too smart okay god I wish not miss hey can you stop that all right use first aid now now well I don't know why he didn't go for the goddamn trap probably cuz he sucks and he's stupid and very dumb their way to pause cuz I need I need to use the facilities why do you need to use the facilities there's no way to pause this has been for time oh okay okay go go I'll guard your body or something I don't know okay I'm gonna set a trap I I guess just make sure you don't set your character in the middle of the gods who did you you set yours up in the middle of the road you stupid Isaac I'm afraid that he's kind of stupid this is fine fellas Bigfoot's halfway dead that's a small consolation price Oh God walls just here alone contemplating my feelings it's gonna drink you back nope okay he's going for a poopy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I saw him he was right there he was right there he was right there I saw him why would he just stick his head up why would Bigfoot just do that did it work did I scare him away yeah Jesus why over number one why did you park yourself in the middle of the street number two yeah he was here he picked his head up and then went away he picked his head up right between the trees that I'm looking at and then he just went away oh I don't think he's gonna be tricked by the traps anymore I think he's wise mmm he's wise to the traps now yeah I know I don't know what else to do about it unless like we can get him to run over the traps you know by us kinda being the bait and yea yea yea cuz if we set him up in a line and then just kind of blah I'm dead right no heart if this was deer hunter game I would doubt be a good hit give me the meat your your meat sweet succulent meat we could also just put meat on the ground I guess and hope that he gets good goes for it that makes sense that just be like baiting the hook and we are the the hook we're the folks yeah we're the hooks yeah we're the hooks we're going right in his mouth yeah big food we're going in your mouth with a hooks right right buddy yeah we're gonna we're gonna get you from the inside yeah your insides are ours yeah I'm gonna climb in your butthole I'm gonna go in your ear and yeah shoot nothing yeah with ecstasy I mean with fear you're gonna go in from the mouth I'm gonna go in through the anus we're gonna meet in the middle that's that's a new kind of hug it's a hug from the inside best kind of last four years not just seconds last until the day you die which will be soon oh look a cab oh hey buddy hey how you doing who's this Emily Jones Wow Emily you're beautiful okay looks like there's rifle bullets and that's literally it I have 37 so you should grab it okay yeah 37 well all right so what we're gonna do is we're gonna go back way the way we came and we're gonna try to find some of our old traps because I want to see if they're all broken because I don't think it's a guarantee that they'll be broken I think it's just kind of likely would you say it's highly likely somewhat like oh no to be perfectly honest I really don't know how are you gonna complete the survey if you can't answer one of the survey questions I mean it what are you the official survey taker now I can't I can't be bothered to do it I haven't it I don't have enough as a statistical sample I just you know I just felt like it needed to be answered and you just you just I don't think you can fail a survey but I think you somehow managed to do that what are you the master of surveys now what makes you in charge listen I filled out a ton of surveys in my day uh-huh and I mean I I was asking you and giving you the survey so that would make me set master of that survey so I shot a raccoon nice thank you can you like a Coonskin hat I do not want to why not I wanted to be I want to make Bigfoot boots that I mean that makes sense Thanks that's that's the that's the true game by like oh I forgotten there's there's one other location we haven't been we've been to the cave yet we haven't been inside the cave yes there's a cave it's Bigfoot's cave does that mean it's Cave of Wonders or it depends on what you mean by wonders like treasure behold it Wow okay no the opposite what's opposite of treasured cornice oh no I'm touching poorness it's everywhere in this case oh no that's what it is it's bill see it's full of bills oh god it's the lower middle class in here Oh God people below the poverty line oh hey I never said I had an issue with those people I said I had an issue with the whole poverty guys at home can you believe that Tyler hates poor people no they can't believe it you're right they cannot believe it they expected better of you makes sense we can't all be caricatures of epicness yeah we can't all be lovers of these poor people someone has to hate them and tell them what for the Sun is rising no the Sun is rising or is is falling oh it's rising yeah I was hoping it was rising because it was dark before I don't know would it just become doubly dark ah double dark the internet couldn't handle that much dark applier so I don't know double D from Ed Edd and Eddy oh it's like some kind of double D if you know what I'm talking about Winkley oh yeah yeah all right if it's in a threeway oh yeah what yeah double D 2 to ds-11 me ah the name of my favorite porno 2 DS 1 me hey I think this is actually the last body that we need to define Wow why just want to eat the face probably because we put more lotion on the face because we want to prevent aging I don't know if that would make it more attractive to eat I feel like eating lotion wouldn't be too appetizing I mean but it means it's moistening it and you know you don't like dry me you don't like like me like well-done you like a medium-rare right I mean you're right about that but I don't think lotion is gonna get the same effects as medium-rare now if we massage the face then maybe yeah you might have a point there hey okay so it's time to make our stand oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's coming I mean you check out Rebecca understand oh my god okay single Claire and what the hell oh god I miss Oh dying I had full health before that is he mad at you or something you're dying yes yeah I don't know why I didn't hear anything to him okay I tracked him he's not going very far where is he where is it what why he's just kind of stuck okay let's go this way come here we're running away from him he's a bad bad boy and we got to get away what does the signal flare do all right this of no use to anybody maybe that's how you get him to chase you oh like t-rex oh yeah yeah well I can wave it like this I'm glad you can't burn the forest down because I would probably kill us too I'm a little sad about that to be perfectly honest so we have found everywhere there are items and we are we no longer harvest items yes so this is where things get a little dicey he's got about half health we I've got two traps do you have any traps left I have zero traps all right good okay oh we're doing good we're doing good buddy we're doing good I think I set a trap down over here but doesn't seem to be like this remember where you set it yeah it would show up on the as an icon on the ground if it was usable all right so what we're gonna do is we're gonna go back to base okay sound good sounds fabulous we're gonna go back to base and we're gonna formulate a plan we're gonna Scout and we're going to destroy okay yes I'm just trying to catch up right now hurry up use guten loser I cut a bear whoa whoa whoa that's a barrel I hear it's definitely a bear oh it's coming this way oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot God what raccoon why raccoon just jumped out over there what yeah well just ran up out of the Bears mouth are you saying that bear was pregnant with a raccoon that's what apparently happened because there was definitely a raccoon that took off you know I'm a little confused by that that seems unlikely oh [ __ ] that oh he's caught he's a common he he's coming he's Bigfoot's on the way he's common why is there another red dot I accidentally shot the bear all right so what we're gonna do is I'm gonna set these traps down I'm gonna mask them a get on the other side of this these traps right he's on the Brooklyn way oh god here he here he come I'm gonna stand right next to these so if he's coming for me he's got to hit these he's has to hit these traps well he's dead ahead oh I don't have your name icon anymore mind you look I'm right here what all right here you're not here I'm right next to you okay I'm right next to just trust we can't see any more I'm a ghost listen compiler listen oh you have monkey fighting I'll be by your side unlike your stand do you know what that means I don't know what that noise means it's the bull it's a wolf you stupid you've heard him before well he broke one of the traps apparently yes you did and he might be busting I can't see you I can only hear you live you're like microwaved the bass go to the baby's beautiful sounds great don't worry we have enough me I can see you on the mini-map but I can't see you in person well this is a bit of a problem I bet one Bigfoot comes by again you're gonna see my corpse on his hands your friend this is what you get for threatening to trampling inside my [ __ ] don't even come near me with her inside hog glorious I don't think that could qualify as glorious oh I found a deer should I shoot it too late all right you got it hesitation goes half the battle ghost man the deer just died out of nowhere dad it really alright we're almost back to base once we're there we are safe and sound my friend did you know that we will be safe and sound I did not know that see it's cuz it's a lie we will not be safe and we will not be sound but the good news is he is more than halfway dead we are very close to getting this Bigfoot bagged how many bullets you got I got 19 okay I've got 11 plus some tracking bullets I don't know if the dragon bullets do anything what I've got them maybe there's like some more bullets in here that we overlooked or something yeah we left the truck running wow we're smart Oh another trap there's another trap ooh I wonder if if we pick up another gun I wonder if a gun comes preloaded with bullets I think it does maybe we will find out later okay here's the deal there used to be an act where you get on top of the the RV and shoot them from there but we're not gonna do that you know why cuz we're too good exactly we are too good honestly I didn't expect you to even answer that question properly but I'm glad that you did so what we're gonna do I have two traps you have no traps you said I have no traps okay that's fine what we're gonna do is we are going to shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot until he's dead and then all we got to do is hit him with two more traps shooty shooty shooty shooty and then bada bing bada boom he'll be dunzo ones oh yeah you feel wish I could look at you when you're talking but you see the magical traps appearing out of nowhere actually I'm gonna do this one trap is there do not step on it one trap is over here you stand by this trap that I just placed down you see it I only see the one trap okay you stand by a trap I'll stand by another trap and then when he gets close we're gonna lay into it and just whatever direction he's coming from walked to the other side of the trap and get him to walk into it you understand yes okay cool I'm gonna put meat on the ground around here just to bring him out Bigfoot premiere Bigfoot I've got a face for you to eat I've got a better face my face is way better than his face mine's clean [Applause] what about my face my face is gonna you know when you watched it last I watched nice morning I washed it this morning I bet I did it before you I laid in a red-lit bed of sorts that's good for the skin that is weird that's just weird why do you do that why would you do that good for the skin you don't know that where is it good for the skin his science says so what signs how many peer-reviewed articles have there been that says it's sitting in a bath of red light it's good to click it I have not looked for a peer-reviewed hey okay I don't think he liked coming near the camp for some reason you know I think you upset him when you said he's not getting the hug he doesn't want a hug no one would want the hug the hog is a horrible thing yeah well you have you met Bigfoot if you have you actually talked with him and had a nice meal with him I've been having intimate conversations ever since my body went away hey can you see me no I just I just I'm shining a light on you because I know you're over by that trap who was that noise I didn't hear anything do you hear something I heard something what did you hear looks like a weird crunching chirp sound a crunching chirp sound okay that's really distinct and helpful um like what like like look like a Tweety Bird that just got stepped on oh that's sad okay I mean he really doesn't want to come hang out with us today yeah he doesn't like the camp I'm thinking cuz he was all over us a little bit ago but if we go to the main camp I guess it's a little little too our territory for his tastes oh I see him what was where okay get him on that travel get him on that trap get him on that no oh god oh god no not today not today oh did he just blog with a signal flare I hit him with a signal flare alright alright alright oh yeah he got real damage watch out for the trap over here where to go that's why oh I took it that's right I took it okay that was good that was good that was real good he is almost dead how much bullet you got left 13 okay I've got tracking bullets and two normal bullets left and that's it so this is for all the beans then this is alright I should heal cuz I have one more first aid kit left do you need heals no I've got no first-aid kits but that's okay because I'm gonna be better about the signal flare this time around I was pretty late on the signal flare where's the where's the trap I've got it I've got one last trap do you know where I am you still don't see me I still don't see you you are literally the only reason I knew Bigfoot was coming this cuz I literally saw your name coming at me you get it cuz I'm inside of his anus I get it you get it I get it didn't we find everybody Thomas right yes it says fine lost people four out of four it's checked off on my tablet yeah it's not checked off on here spooky guitar I really wish you could see my perspective it is so great alright let's finish this vitamin dude sounds fabulous uh actually before we do that number one I'm gonna set a trap right at the door here and then I must set out a drone because I'm going to take this up and I'm gonna Scout must count around Wow I'm hoping that I'm gonna find like some unknown area that doesn't necessarily show up on my other map here and is like someplace with ammo or another trap if we could just get like another box of bullets maybe one more trap I think we've got this guaranteed as if an unknown kitten oh we did that's unknown cave the lair I remember going to my miners house shelters yeah everything that's on the map we've been to that's what we've discovered looking for any like landmarks or anything that could be some kind of something that would hide an ammo drop I'm not seeing much of anything then again it's hard to know exactly what I'm looking for but we did find some things that weren't named locations that had items I'm just hoping to luck out and get another one yeah oh here's a lake I don't know nice lake this lake is lovely what's better than that swamp ooh wait I found canoes is that a box of bullets I've got eyes on a box of bullets okay let me look at the map I'm trying to memorize where this is okay I know where this is that's I'm looking at it to you you got it oh yeah you know where the drone is okay okay yeah this is where the bullets are alright did you pick up the trap where I did I did I did I'm headed towards where the drone is you see me on the map I see you on the map I am following I've got the flare gun out so if he comes by I'm gonna try to shoot him right away alright get the signal flare out maybe that would be better I believe I have one of those okay I don't know if this is gonna help get your signal for Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Den PAH okay good news tracking bullets apparently do kill all right yeah you have some tracking bullets right yeah I have 10 okay good that means that we got a little extra bullet for our killing buddy I believe in us I wholeheartedly think we we can bag this Bigfoot we're gonna bag this Bigfoot we're gonna put him in a big bag a body bag you know why you know why we need to prove he exists and by doing that he must be dead right yeah sure let's go with that Nesbitt eco-terrorists but you know okay I'm all for it yeah let's kill this Bigfoot okay it's on the other side of this highly dangerous waterfall uh watch your step ah I found it alright guy go for a little swim oh it is deep in this water here yeah okay here's the bullets alright you you can have the bullets right here over by this yellow kayak that's it yeah I'm gonna set the trap out for you just so you can have it here and run and bring a run around rosy and I'm gonna Scout a few more spots with the drone okay off I go oh great I can't see anything cuz it's night okay I can't see anything I don't know if there's oh wait what is that is that a table no Bigfoots overhead [ __ ] okay where where he's I'm facing him okay he's on the other side he's walking on him yep okay he's coming this way he's coming where is he serious yeah oh he's running he's running it's alright we got we got three hits on him now and I got a tracking bullet on a man also by the way it shows your flashlight his body is with you I'm swimming across I'm going down south of his I saw a picnic table over here it might have something on it tracking more off not for me I see him I'll let you know if he's on the way picnic table please tell me there's something on the picnic table so he can't swim he had to run around pass stupid okay there's nothing on the picnic table god damn it this is honestly a good point because he can only come from one direction uh I love that band yes shame about the break-up wait they broke up am I am I not in the loop no they're together what are you talking about story of my life nayad keep her warm spend on my logic take her home yeah I hate to break it you see this no no they're broken up there they're lost on it they're like jelly beans come on I'm PG Oh doing it Lobby I've dropped a lot of f-bombs I'm sorry ah he's a little far away he's coming back towards us I'm back over here I'm gonna put the trap down again yeah he has to come from that direction to get to us from here right right this is this is a good a good position oh he is coming towards us yeah I'm gonna put them some meat down just to slap her on the ground and maybe it'll be a little more attractive what's that tasty delicious meat oh come on show me show me Mark's body do it oh he's done he's coming he's coming he's coming straight down this way he's on the other side of the pond I see him he's running oh I see em I see your flashlight okay yeah now I see your name he's coming this way coming right for us there is got him oh he's not going for the trap what are you dead I'm not dying I don't have another first-aid kit I have a first-aid kit I can't give it to you though okay imma take you have no it says you have no items what I have items it says you have no items did you see all my items no I don't have a first-aid kit you ever first-aid kit I I did I had one left no I I shot him twice with the flare gun the second time it just didn't go off no no you wait you should be able to heal yourself baby my inventory shows is empty - oh you're all up in me uh did you die it still says I'm dying I'm not quite dead yet but I'm I'm probably close no no please he hit me with your corpse and it took me out I didn't want this to be this way alright I will avenge you with the two bullets I have left oh I'll get him all right where is he get him it get him in that trap - I see him oh yeah he he's he's running around the pond okay I'm completely out of bullets all I got left is a signal flare baby are you burning light am on fire I got a knife - I'm gonna go for the night gonna nice nice nice oh [ __ ] oh oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god I'm up I'm up I don't have to go anymore hey yay you're you were attached to him for the longest time Wow hey buddy hey wow that was a crazy nap I just took yeah how are you doing you don't look so good oh [ __ ] he's coming back I only have one leg on my screen yeah oh yeah I'll put a peg leg in Jaeger your stick but we did find this area which actually is a really good vantage point to fight him because you know yeah man oh we're so close so I know are you dead yet no I'm still says I'm dying no can you can you finish me off with a knife or something I don't know I'll try how's that feel is that good oh no no I'm seeing blood I'm seeing blood I've seen a lot of bud maybe right here know is there a way to finish myself off try leaving the game maybe that'll drop your animus for you are you out of the game I am out of the game no your body's still here can I rejoin and be a different person yes try to rejoin are you backing your corpse yes I'm sad I know we were so close next time was next time maybe we'll get the whole gang and maybe that way it'll spawn more items because I feel like we were getting really cheated with the number of bullets and such and definitely number of traps we barely got any trash yeah I remember getting a lot more traps last time next time the whole gang will be here and we will show Bigfoot who is the ballast I'm gonna walk slowly over the waterfall and I'll see you around okay Yama well I'm not going yet I'm still still walking towards the water boy I'm stay I haven't gone anywhere yet I'm about to I see you swimming good that's great yeah I'm gonna I'll be see your eye here I go almost enjoy the fall 3 2 1 I'm too tired I can't run ok here we go going and through Oh God celebrate he's celebrating he's having a feast yeah yeah yeah our faces are gone god dammit we'll get you next time until next time goodbye [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,358,213

Rating: 4.9561105 out of 5

Keywords: bigfoot, bigfoot game, bigfoot update, bigfoot markiplier, sasquatch, finding bigfoot, yeti, let's play finding bigfoot, bigfoot encounters, bigfoot evidence, bigfoot sighting, skunk ape, bigfoot footage, bigfoot captured, scary, scary game, gameplay, gaming, horror, horror game, markiplier, bigfoot new update, lets play, big foot, up close and personal, the rake

Id: Q0Oc9y4ksCk

Length: 59min 28sec (3568 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019