i completed the world's hardest spike fall challenge and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where you will eat until you die it's happy wheels this is called gray still plays end anytime i see a sentence that begins with you will soon regret your decision to come here i know i've come to the right place i mean since we have this opportunity i might as well see just how much eating is going oh penis oh jesus i'm still alive touche i'm still alive yeah so this year if you get your telescopes ready uh you'll get the opportunity to see comet yeet passing by all righty i can already tell this is gonna be a real treat hey tom brother your freaking intestines are getting in my bike chain if i'm having this much of a problem just getting through the first part i don't even want to know where this ends up at as usual though uh i'm gray still place and so i will not give up until i win or i'll go insane and this will be the last upload you ever see you have no idea how much sadism is in my blood come on baby please proceed over the painfully slow speed pumps i just read that i'm i'm already feeling the pain right so if you go kind of slow you can actually get over this with a lot less pain oh you have two options straight to freaking hell or delaying the inevitable i like how there's an area that says no cheating because everyone know why did my arm just spontaneously rip off my shoulder my arm was like i can feel you beginning to cheat gray what i was saying was everyone knows that i find these ridiculous ways to cheat so now they're just stopping me from cheating in any way possible i'm still going to cheat your board now what you got to do is wait wait wait now [Music] all right you got me there sit down there tom i think i just got hit by his kidney okay why does delaying the inevitable seem like it's not actually delaying the inevitable i i do want to go to hell but first i need to know oh i might go to hell anyway hell was right this may legitimately be my end you know that song i'm never gonna give you up yeah what they were talking about was my sanity the only difference was the singer was lying all right oh mother well i guess i'll get the opportunity to see what lies ahead here by just following my dead body never mind the arrow stopped me okay smash this stop okay go over this very very slowly all right now i'm gonna take a bunch of arrows to the chest but it's okay my pecs can take it out okay not the face not the face hit me in the neck ow out stop that [ __ ] okay i'm still alive all right so oh what the [ __ ] you wiley little bastard the old hidden mound right next to the blades at the point where gray wants to kill himself trick i've seen this one before all right now i'm at kind of a uh i'm that kind i got an advantage here because luckily since i have four arrows sticking out of my nostrils i can use those to tip off these thrusters and then hopefully kind of limbo past them ready here we go told you don't worry it's possible what's possible what's coming up or what i've already done it always annoys me when there's no clear indicator of what i'm supposed to do so yeah oh [ __ ] oh god oh oh sweet sweet baby jesus oh my god [Music] there's alcohol flying at me at mach 10 speeds screw this how long is this board okay all right don't worry i'm just drinking my own blood okay down this off this get heated up here but face this way so i have an idea um and i know that you're all thinking that there's no way i can cheat this to win but what if i told you i bet i could i've dealt with pain my whole life behold fall down here got it [Laughter] you made an invisible barrier but enough force will actually smash your body through it for the win physics baby this is called grey still plays dies i think i understand why now what the hell are you supposed to do all right so i just have to move pat i'm wearing my head on my belly button okay so i just have to move past this light speed butcher knife no problem my daughter i can do this [Music] eat me over the blade oh my god these levels are becoming ridiculous as long as you leave me some way to win i will try my best okay wait for it wait for it wait for it now oh it's stuck it's stuck it's not stuck yeah go my child maybe you can make it without your mother [Music] i believe yes yes we all got turned into a meat milkshake but we still got it welcome to a grace still plays bottle run i know because it's it's called grace still plays bottle run very hard first things first you gotta know victory maybe it's a lie in that case well at least i didn't get blown up all right very hard bottle run let's see how hard you really are oh my god everyone's really starting to enjoy those bottle runs that gives you the insta circumcision these days get ready tom you're in for a better treat than your alcoholic homeschool teacher let's do this all right i didn't do any better that time satan guide my tires oh my god it's a long bottle run oh no i really wish that this harpoon would stop thrusting into my organs ah grace still plays bottle flip now with such things as maximum alcoholism i'm not gonna lie i'm kind of curious what this isn't supposed to be that is a very narrow hole to shove something in that's okay because if there's one thing that we have it's limber bottles here we go wow starting off with a bang just doing a quick backward yeet i eat it too hard [Music] yay get in the hole all right hacker power's just activated god power's just activated am i allowed to throw this there's just like a piece of the board laying there okay real quick come on man i surpassed the god of this board and went straight to the devil maximum alcoholism holy god i got the one i got like 20 of them in legendary as well i'm not done yet damn it okay i'm doing some ridiculous stuff here but there's one that i want i'm not giving up until i get it i'm literally playing tetris at this point over here hey i got the legendary legit got the one legit okay how's that for a bottle flip i'm bottle flipping things that aren't even bottles at this point [Music] yes all i wanted was to legitimately slide one down here without the rain i didn't think that you could shove a bottle in here but you absolutely can this is called grey's auto salon we're running a special on haircuts 50 off we're cutting so many hairs it'll actually crash your pc this is called gray won't give up i don't know if that's a compliment or a challenge first things first what's down here i wonder oh spike things hey i'm still alive oh [Laughter] i'm assuming you're probably not supposed to be able to win that way so wait is there an actual board to this if there is another way to holy penis well this is interesting if there's one way that you beat landmines it's to go fast told you oh that land mine just killed my child all right this isn't so bad so far there is an actual board here all right jump over this uh-huh don't catch my balls on these got it all right who balls actual balls um well this problem ow all right little juveniles i need your giblets here to help me get over these that's right just put your head right there perfect all right now i need some brain fantastic okay over the balls uh-huh there goes a leg no big deal i got two of them and technically i still never mind i was gonna say technically i still have my leg out piss all right you know what i'm actually lighter now i have one limb left that i'm trying to complete this with this is why i'm always very careful where i go not yet not yet now hey there was a second ending damn it i almost got the 69. welcome to the gray hobo impaler my job is to become the one lone hobo that manages to survive cardio oh [ __ ] i got my neck stuck inside of the thingy oh yeah this is embarrassing it's okay i think i can pull myself through this oh i pulled too hard let's go boys we don't need limbs where we're going all right guys listen i need your help here yet put all your weight onto my balls you have to push my body down the spike all right you not that was a little bit too much of my body this board's real pain mass ow let go of my leg please if i can just balance this spike on my wiener new plan i'm gonna use all these hobos as like a pillow i am the chosen one finally there was a lot of impalings going on during the making of this board why does this guy just have two shards of glass up his nuts this is a mine ball fall can i cheat oh piss all right well i guess we're doing this legit way oh no no no don't touch me don't touch me thank you oh not today satan all right just kind of sperm my way down here oh yeah oh yeah moving through the colon baby all you took was a leg i've got plenty more where that came from i'm not gonna lie things are getting a little intimidating here my blood pressure is starting to go up a lot oh oh oh oh yes oh mother of god hell yes this is called really this is called grace choices i have to make a choice do i want this to be easy or hard oh my god hard damn it okay hey i can do this oh come on work your work your wiener do it do it do it use your stumps come on man don't you let tom hardy down all right if i pelvically thrust i seem to be sliding slowly down this look see how my see how my groin is kind of vibrating back and forth that's the key i don't care how long this takes i will warm my way through here to win [Music] i don't really know how i won but i don't care i got the victory welcome to gray's legendary spike fall where you have to deal with the constant screaming let's say i'm gonna cushion you with piss this is called gray still plays casino i'm actually highly concerned because i never win anything in real life that's why i don't gamble what the hell hello and welcome to our casino use your children as currency now i understand why this is my casino hey lady try out my totally not rigged machine i guess you just what he just put a token in here and wherever he falls this guy's like ah the blood of the innocent it's what i live for i just realized as well there is a hidden barrier here now i understand why you cannot win i'm assuming there's more games to be played the children exchange booth mine's broken i need a new one i'm assuming she didn't come with the blade in the back of her head i could see a mom doing that being like ah she was like that when i found her why the hell did my arms tear off my body not like they were really doing anything anyway what is this it looks like some sort of acceleration chamber oh that's where the winning area is what are you gonna blow up my one piece of leg i feel like this may be possible all right first things first all right child currency i just want to see where he goes my child he's like a miniature john wick he dodged every single look he's still alive he's he's trying to get in the instant wind but it won't let him johnny wick at your service all right now in order to beat dm my daughter is holding my head in her hands she's like i'm so thirsty all right you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna keep all my children for this obviously running into this quickly is a terrible idea all right now what we're gonna do is a little bit like this i still feel like this is totally possible my heart keeps on getting thrown back and forth okay here's the plan we're gonna send our child in first okay he's gonna go ahead and take out all the bombs get in there john all right i didn't i don't hear anything but i'm sure he did a good job i think a piece of his body just came flying out at me i'm sure we got this we're getting closer yeah there's a pain in my ass okay ah every time all right when in doubt hold on i have an idea what the hell is this this came down out of nowhere ah i see now i kept one of my arms all right son you go first get in there all right now the the goal here oh a heart just came flying at me at the speed of light all right now the plan here okay is to oh i lost all my limbs this is becoming a little bit more more of a difficulty than i had thought oh there goes my foot it's okay my child and i can actually do synchronized swimming you're gonna notice that feet like disembodied feet are blocking all of the wheels but we can still make this work winning got it [Music] i can't believe it i don't even think you're supposed to be able to beat this welcome to the rope swing jet fall because a little bit of pain isn't enough holy [ __ ] that's that that wasn't actually so bad so far oh there goes my arm oh this is perfect my arm is gonna piss off all the jets i planned it this way all right now i just have to do the worm i'm almost there taking a little bit longer than i had thought it would [Applause] oh hey haha all right not so bad you need a lot of fall effort here in order to get through this all it cost me was my brain this is called rope swing impossible let's do this holy [ __ ] all right it's not exactly easy didn't know there was more ropes to swing maximum heat [Music] i don't have any arms left okay this is actually kind of a pain in my ass [Music] oh i'm in half you know what that's actually better this way less of me to get in the way oh no intestines killed me oh god having one arm is a major handicap well this is unfortunate this is unbelievably difficult captain's log attempt number seven million the amount of force that the person who made this board has put into everything is a real pain in my ass [Music] i don't care if this is legitimately supposed to be impossible we're doing this all right go down here i know there's a way i can cheat this [Music] yes i told you i could cheat it a rope swing that was supposed to be impossible is still possible if you believe anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 470,364

Rating: 4.9657879 out of 5

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Id: rVhrqXUWFzQ

Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 20 2020