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previously on raft one singles here good night yeah what do you sleep you a-holes we need to build it like a second floor we need to stop going like out more up I'm actually I'm gonna move all my stuff upstairs I think that's the new plan here we go god damnit get out of here you scarecrow [ __ ] break some cheese chopping away at the stupid decoy like an idiot wait we have a clam I'm about to solve our troubles seagull nest where do you want it I use this whole top area can you put it on one of the counters down there where my god how do we fix that nice little corner all right that's nice I like that I like that land something that way planned it this way oh I see paddling paddling an entire universe with one plastic shovel dude woopsy for real tops it dirty is there a way to get a permanent problem solving to the shark or is that always just gonna be an issue it's always an issue but the metal spear definitely deals more damage a thing well this Islands tiny rabbits and stuff under the water we need I didn't know we were going for a bitch-ass Island yeah well I mean [ __ ] ass island wade pointed it out maybe as good I may be maybe your eyes are good maybe you got good eyes to make one of the better anchors now do we have that we don't need a tracker oh we have it but it costs a lot of things it's ten planks six rope three ingots and one hinge who would do that permanently so it said just resources in the long run oh maybe who is the chief they're all liars why didn't I try this you can cook shark meat on the little grill you absolute scoundrels I didn't say anything about it I've never tried it you see monsters I'm never getting you a present again if you're gonna have that attitude about it oh and I'm not ungrateful I'm just saying we could have had so much more delicious Sharkey gave you so much don't appreciate it bit by bit appreciate you bit by bit when I eat you alive sharks alive yeah I don't think anyone thought the shark was not alive why was that making do by the way it was why was that making goo the water bottle and in the something else the water bottle alright a bottle I've got a bottle the cooking part because we can get meals we're gonna need I mean I made the water bottle instead I'm an idiot well I mean the water bottles good I'll research the water bottle researched oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] binoculars oh [ __ ] not oxygen bottle boom oxygen bottle holy oh damn oh leather belt anybody get that nice reference tell me I'm nice reference tell me nice reference button thank you that was told her we talking about II need to kill the shark he hurts some cool event yeah may I have food some food dude gets in there's so much food good why not there you bastard get away get away get away plug is it this guy sucks I am good and I'm happy to be playing but how late did you guys want to go today I'm still wouldn't we've been going oh my god we've been playing this for two and a half hours it turns out it's just real fun I mean eventually I'll have to stop but oh good place will we die that would be its views I play rafts well we died in real life that how about no all right so schemer gets to you right to be that good a video game it gets TOS to die on stream yeah I'm pretty sure yeah that sounds about right go get my channel band yeah no no Channel pants why are we getting our Channel and what is happening on stream absolutely all right once I get the seaweed you're gonna get a cooking pot Bob you're gonna get a cooking pot we outta planks already is that possible how are you getting going through so many pranks I don't know I little one stack of 20 like 10 minutes ago and just use it to stoke my flames I swear I've been putting down plank after plank you go through a lot whenever you're cooking all right at some point here I'm gonna I'm gonna call it good on the foots oh just you wait until you get a cooking but my friend well then I yeah do you want to make some soups and whatnots unfortunately I need planks to make an ax to cope I got I got 20 you want some planks dude what do you do next for well I need planks actually I only need planks I'm almost out of uncooked food right now oh just you wait hey Bob I've got a present for you a present for me have you had a bruised rib I built a special platform for it there you go you're gonna need it mark I made oh my god oh my god oh my god hang on hey because oh wait I need one more plank there's more plank down there there's more plank and I'll get it plank on the ground all right I got I got the I got what I need I put this here I think I need I think I need a post down god so maybe the recipes you can post them up on the board I don't how that way do you need me to move this sale so you can put one maybe in between these and if you could do that well you totally totally input the recipes up on the wall that's adorable guys come look at my recipes coming oh that's that's adorable I love that that's so cool fish do I need what is that bucket of it looks like a bucket of geez maybe water I'm not proud yes oh you know what it might be might be milk we can actually on some of the islands will eventually go to the animals we can view to make the net we can catch to them and share them and milk them what oh goodness is there an end game to this game that's that's my question yeah there is an end game or at least there's stuff added to the end because eventually we want to antennae like the radio receiver or whatever and it'll kind of like guide us somewhere and then apparently there's even more to do after that now weird I think we still have quite a lot of content oh I I don't think we're anywhere near the end just curious in general we should kill this show all the stuff we can get and get out of here something get more wound you know we always run out of wood I don't know why it seems like we always have a plethora of wooden and suddenly nothing alright morning time for the shark to die okay I guess we're doing this why are we murdering a shark then we need to get more stuff from the ground dude no it's coming back I keep thinking I'm stabbing it but I don't see a puff of blood so I'm not sure if it's actually working well there is a little blood to the laws to solid head yeah good bye good bloods good blood man good July I didn't get it nice nice coming back off missed I got one Lumbergh got it yeah more good armor my new who we did good murder meat all right clay quickly getting clay where's the goddamn grab metal rap metal grab everything you can find other than stone I think anymore stone but yeah we have plenty of stone all right back oh harvest ins more man how are we still plank for what is this I don't know need to get blanks when you get like six of those large crop planters just have tons of trees planted I think yeah I can do a little tree farm expansion up here whoa it was a crate down here it had wood in it weirdly enough not great for good for us right now yeah I'm like straight out of planks that can no longer cook things no I know oh that's where our planks go I was wondering how they were being consumed it's fine use that many I use like I'm not blaming you I'm just saying I was just curious of where they was all going I didn't know I use a lot of planes I know I know I know I know I know you yes it's true I do oh hi wait youyou didn't go like a different direction around the island you what the same one you went the same way following the trail of unharvested metal ore and scrap metal uh-huh you keep telling self that you keep telling yourself the clips will tell the truth I don't see for you you really are I'm just mumbling to myself I don't even care you'll need to know what my character is now you're kind of ego my character is it pronounced I Gor of course yes tell me this this log on the ground isn't something gather Bowl let's do what do you people have an axe yeah I make an axe oh yeah I think I'm tree ready to harvest I'll come get it no actually Bob I got another present for you all prezi's here yeah uh uh X I think we got everything in the island I'm pretty sure we've okay we can we can land ho whoa I just sneezed so hard that my butt hurts is that good yeah perfectly natural occurrence actually it's concerning to me but as long as do you guys think it's okay then I believe you it is okay we're getting back calm down i Gor you think you know I Gor what I gonna ask you something may ask you something no think that's funny but it's not it was those no money no that's real funny sir guys I'm gonna make a potato beats to okay I don't know what I'm doing but I just put two beats and two potatoes into a stew and I'm freakin doing it I'm God dang doing it hacking Frick you know me freaking freaking heck in for a guy you thinking you know that I know you I know you know me back the plastic can we melt plastic and just create some fumes and hail them and didn't die that's exactly what I was thinking raft that way I'm aiming the thing to the thing of it that way Oh god bless you Bob and your food infinite supply of food you're welcome god bless you Bob look at the cooking pot is doing Chunkin away what you making I'm making potato beats to it turns out you could just put any four things in here you want tell it to start cooking and it makes something okay it'll give you it'll be like shits do if it's not the recipe I bet it ain't no indeed go really well together okay so for that achievement complete a more complex concoction oh well done wait how do I get it out of here do we need a bowl or something to get it out of here yeah clay Bowl I've got one way no you need to clay it looks like potato and beets to guys it looks delicious is it I don't know because I can't eat it apparently unless I specifically have a clay Bowl there's no other way to eat this stuff oh we got a bolt and a recipe for wrist simple fish stew again ok whoa is that are you seeing what I'm seeing big island I said I see big island oh my god dude we just hit island bonanza oh I don't see it but I believe you do you one my eyes are so tuned into this game do you have those binoculars no way baby these are all natural that's it no now you do so we don't have any more player right here Bob this is all I got clay I need literally two if we have any we got one more here oh sure keep going jerky I come on amazed I can do that I'm gonna make me some clay bowls and see what the deal is with this stuff sounds good sounds good sounds like vegetable soup dudes look at my steaming vegetable soup Wow - hey you know I am hungry how can you say you need some steaks um I'm gonna throw it on your feet apparently they go perfect tell me how much that fills you up dude let's see oh it gives me a little green bonus on the top of my health bar Oh bro guess who's making all the vegetable soup from now on oh my god that fish was useful the fish like a gun give me everything in the register I'm bout to anchor anchoring oh I think you're doing anchored Oh God it's not something we can grab that's unfortunate I know that really does look like it now we're kind of on the wrong end of the island but whatever oh I remember what I was gonna make a long time ago gonna make flippers you four flips Oh but ladies and gentlemen we're about to have two smelters what right foot bite right below me there's like a cave under the water we need to breathe there's or something oh I've not moved in so long my ass your ass your ass part of it hey you got one plank you can spare Bob I am no planks way down those trees get you one you need a plank bro I got you bro I got you oh my god Bob no it's fine it's fine it's worth it you need this plank bro thank you bro here's your one plank bro totally worth it bro I can't pick it up why is this low bro have you bro I can't pick it bro that thing with the chomping on my stuff oh god I got a guy is the bird it was the bird who's the bird okay we're fine fine double smelter baby doubles mil back dual smelter you got some planks thank you thank you dude we're so food rich right now I'm gonna stop making food forever yeah dude take a break you you've done enough you've got a dog should I brave the ocean try to kill this bad boy I'll come with you where we going my spirit I guess it's almost dead actually we have anything to make another sphere perchance we need planes for that but we don't know bro okay well if we get some planks I got the rope with me I'll just crash one on the fly to work mark you lead the way let's go murder this a-hole is murder they own oh hey old murder I'm gonna stab it right up as a whole how do we get up this island just spam oh you write you write also a Bob you have an axe right you've axe yeah yeah hey there's a crate up high there's a crate hey that's a crate over there I was jumping down here on purpose to chop down this tree is there fall damage oh god I'm on the way oh no oh we got wood Oh did actually get what I want okay I think cuz our scarecrow has escaped stupid idiot those are the useless ones come back Oh miss look he attacked our protective defensive ones like a [ __ ] my spear broke I wish I had a spear I wish I had a spear I can make you a spear bro you want a spear rope yeah sure spear bro I can't make you a metal one but I can make you a void server I'll take a wood Spears wood Spears go come get your wood spear bro thanks bro we could make a bow and arrow I can't pick I can't pick it up I can't god I'm gonna go get more stuff and kill a shark haha damn it haha oh he hurts so bad he really hurts he's kind of a a-hole he is she is a hole oh you're right oh there is kind of like an underwater cave here I am gonna die oh no that's so scary Wow okay one more hit and I'm down I got I can take one yeah we got a stoop up here boyo I will that help my Healey I don't know you some kind of bonus or something alright if I put this vegetable soup recipe on your does it just like oh they're real oh is that literally the recipe that I just guessed yeah you randomly you you did it man dude you did i hack and did it bro what did it boom damn well soup up in this piece damn we need to get a big-ass wood situation going on here yeah woods for some reason whoa shark killer get out of here you dick weed okay dammit how strong is this one this one seems to be extra strong you guys want to get on the road or yeah what's getting out of here alright oh it's your raft I think towards the barrel to the right you're pulling me in two different directions here I can only go so many ways yeah barrel first Noddy now for the other raft is there any other monster besides the shark that's gonna come out after us if there is it's not until we get further than I've gotten which I've really only gotten through the base game mostly so it's highly possible wait fine bye bye guys alright he's fine he's fine don't worry about him leave that seagull alone that's a good seagull give us babies oh is it over there oh so cute should we do a perpendicular side with um Nets so that no matter which direction we're moving we're always catching some stuff yeah it seems like the raft now wants to go that way so we could move all the Nets to that side since it seems like we're dragging in from that side right now it's because the sails facing that way well the winds pushing that way so you know checkmate sails facing that way which way your sails face it's not the other way that doesn't make sense how why would why would the wind obey what my sail is doing what will higher with mark alright hey I'm moving I'm moving the nets I'm doing that because I think that's in play I think that's play yet multiple sides how about you shut up the only problem is gonna put it by that bird wait wait the bird is doing things give it a second it's doing stuff maybe it's done what if I sneak yeah good thing you put all those points into stealth and dexterity yep alright seems good wait a minute I dropped something into the ocean and it sank forever no no it's floating it's loading its loading loading ok it's loading I'm fine I'm fine apparently queue drops your things I dropped I threw my hook into the ocean it's a shark and anger that's a bad pun depressed yeah yeah yeah man you should control yourself that is pick it up can I get an assistance on this that's an annoying thing I think it's because the stupid server that stupid Wade is hosting is being stupid by the way wait from oh my god the number it was you were not kidding about potatoes what about potatoes potatoes that we have yeah yeah I should have been cooking those I should have been saving those [ __ ] for vegetable soup yeah oh no Bob you just scared away the bird I don't even have a way to cook an egg so I'm gonna move the nest over to this kind of underside beneath the thing cuz we don't go over here so this should be fine you know you nah mean architects it's ok sharks come and go but love never changes I'm gonna enjoy your delicious soup here Bob all for you baby goodness that doesn't give any thirst it's such a thick soup you know you just gets in your teeth and you can't really get any yeah no that's good stuff who's these noobs who can't hit [ __ ] with their hooks wait and i just crisscross like a couple of idiots look it's been a while since we've done some hooking you know does anyone need Oh does anyone need something that requires metal because we've got a surplus of metal new hooks in so I'll need one bolt so I'm wanting it changes for tree plots if we want to do those alright alright ok wait in the in this in this eating with the flowers I'm going to put one two of three ingots for cooking I will put one two sorry and I will take a bowl of soup as payment no have you been stick dude I'm just cranking out the soups right now boom BAM soups up in here this is good stuff like it makes me think that this wasn't like a horrible accident where we added you like a capsized ship or something I think this was a voluntary and coming never mind oh this we chose this life because this is a life for us cover your [ __ ] is how is it alive how don't mock me who I actually am curious I've won oh I wonder I'm I'm very curious I'm about to do something bold Kabul you're about to see double sail be are we about to start I don't know if two sails means twice the speed and I don't know physically the where they're placed is gonna mess up but two sails you know we got two two trees growing now oh I think we actually are busting it leg twice the sail speed we're just falling all in serious ass right now dude there I've never seen bigger asses being hauled than what we're hauling right now well now I got this extra space over here I don't even know what to do with I got space I got plots it is really nice up here right this is this is where your food comes from my boys Wow self-sustainable whoa-oh-oh bro bowls of soup stack well Big Island do straight left oh hell yeah honk Big Island sail turning trim trim them do them Tom these sails are so fast the barrel sucks go for they perfect time I'm gonna build a anchor real quick okay then we're gonna I'm gonna go get some more underground ease may those sails yeah these sails were no joke okay hurry up get out there oh yes baby give me the clay I want another one another furnace oh this is thick with clay a scrap metal would be good too I got scrap metal to do hey what do you guys have been eating the soup do the bowls disappear maybe I've eaten a soup yet I've had soup I don't have bowls really they go away you like Thor style slammed on the ground some good soup oh my god this is the island of clay oh [ __ ] I'm about to die oh god I'm so far underwater Marc I shouldn't have fired going back down that's a kid oh [ __ ] that is a cave it looks like it oh I've got enough clay for another furnace by myself oh my god I love this look at this man's okay as soon as the Sharks back though I'm out of here did you go in the cave no did you yes no you're on your own in there character can put it away I just a like nine whole potatoes I lied there's a crate here and I think diggable soil may be all right I need to take a quick quick a break boys don't worry I'll guard the raft okay you got okay I'm pretty much full up on stuff I'm gonna come back soon what is this why does this little tiny dick water no no I'm out of water I'm going very slow hang on okay this is bad okay fine okay can you get some goo can you get some seaweed and while you're out and down there oh I can try I need some water I'm kind of feeling sharks maybe back like any second sixth sense that he might be around laughs I know what makes you think that what could possibly make you think such a crazy weight intuition Wade's intuition doesn't sound very reliable I trust it the only equation I've ever had that demon chuck some things out and can't pick them up yeah what is this bug where I can't pick up items I don't see any vines over here hey when you get back to the the thing can you hear me are you ignoring me I hear you you told me look for vines I didn't see any fine oh okay there man did you see any vines in their back no I found a lot of clay though there's a shirt guy sits back it's just me hey can you come up here and grab this um these two bricks off the ground put them in this box thanks they're still wet I know do you have any clay for clay Oh hand me that you only have four clay oh I can't don't hand me that put it in the box thank you dude I can make two more furnaces can you chop down the trees on that one too you know I don't have an axe anymore I guess I could make an axe well I'm in an act so I'm gonna go chop will you have to sharpen job and good you're dropping shut the ground is your favorite oh yeah very full yeah yeah what's up my recommend not oh you'd open the coconuts don't do that I did anyway what are you gonna do about it be sad I did not expect this game to be this fun you've even gotten to the new stuff this is like the what we've not even the new stuff the animals that you can like start raising and milking and shaving another cool [ __ ] oh oh dude Bob just zip around for years whoa yeah the OL ocean just zipped around for me am i back yeah I think hello the whole ocean just had a whole spasm oh wow well you're gonna love this we are about to have four furnaces my dude sick yeah if you need metal you ask me we we are rich with metal with same as we're rich with food we are rich with metal rich with metal and soup oh my god we're gonna have so much metal and so much soup so how many more days are we playing this game until we die is that the plan [ __ ] loving this this is so much more fun than I remember this game being by such a wide margin so I'm playing with people alone this would be stressful and just non-stop grindy oh god yeah that's what I experienced when I played this I was just like oh my god when is it gonna end oh we learn more stuff battery 30 holy I do not think we can make a circuit board I'm just like statement I don't think so are we good do uh we good to go I think so I didn't I don't know if I fully searched the underwater of the island but I think we're good all right I'm gonna place my other smooth yeah just those four and then we're good we can we can go ready go Bob yeah I pick up that anchor smelters are good oh yeah oh my god I'm so happy damn uh actually that's four o'clock I want to keep going but I need to get some food and then gear for another recording session I mean yeah that's okay [Music]
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Channel: Markiplier
Views: 3,538,297
Rating: 4.97756 out of 5
Keywords: raft, raft game, please don't, raft markiplier, raft lordminion777, raft muyskerm, mark bob wade, raft multiplayer, raft funny moments, raft gameplay, markiplier, muyskerm, lordminion777, mark fischbach, markplier, markipliergame, markiplier game, markipler, mrkiplier
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Length: 31min 54sec (1914 seconds)
Published: Thu May 14 2020
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