THANKS I HATE IT - /r/thanksihateit top all #49 [REDDIT REVIEW]

Thanks I hate it I really do oh listen I'm going away for five days and I need to work in advance reddit videos are really fun let me just let me do it thanks I hate the Chinese government freak the Chinese government Thanks I hate the Chinese government me too what a coincidence Chinese government diss track incoming question mark if this video gets 1 billion thumbs up I will drop the fattest diss track on the Chinese government I don't even remember tweeting this I think we're right drinking Oh No pew new Sabres I'm sorry Gloria Borger isn't here anymore Oh God China's like that one person on Twitter that just can't take criticism and just blocks every oh it's too accurate one day this will all be yours it was much nicer before nuclear fallout but they still are Kingdom yes papa Thanks I hate wait some men can be pregnant in nuclear fallout I see this as an absolute win thanks I like it oh god what is that oh god thanks I hate Halloween turnips you know Halloween jack-o'-lanterns were originally made out of turnips me I wonder what that look odd yes I want to do that whoa so they made a lot of those oh my god Oh God Thanks I hate it war water taste and cold water tastes pointing oh my god that is so true I never thought of that why would you say something so controversial yet so brave Thanks I just thanks does it bother people that I'm not standing up anymore I wonder if that's a thing it's just it did fit I'm 30 now guys I can't I don't have legs what can I say I missed when Peter pie would stand up in videos how about this I'll sit on my leg I mean my penis Thanks I hate minions even more now the minions wear goggles because their eyes outside of their skulls does that mean I can suck on a minion eyeball thanks I see this as absolute win Thanks I hate sonic hedgehog penis is like a belly button also that's what it is I have a hedgehog and I always wonder what that belly button thing Oh Oh God oh girl Instagram be like thanks Bart Baker's Chinese videos be like that guy who's awesome but check out this face filter auto-tune what a [ __ ] so what's the deal with the flame on your tail it gave us my health the bigger the flame the healthier I am oh I have something like that watch gourdel use water gun see that old blood that isn't good doorbell noodle yeah yeah so tell me how did this fear of doorbells start well it started with my pinky finger Oh God okay but why do their finger have to go in like that I don't know I and I again I kind of want to suck it I'm not gonna lie I'm not gay yes iam coachmen explains throughout all yesterday we really can't ever know how much fat and other soft tissues contributed to overall shape of dinosaurs since that's the first thing to rot and shrivel so fat dinosaurs could be a reality that's awesome has ever been a fat animal in the wild like a really grotesque animal what animals are fat Oh brah Brooke there it is there it is lamang key lamang key everyone smash like for la monkey 10,000 likes and i'll make of a monkey montage thanks I hate accidental hellbound and messes up enlighten class the demon I just hope is that the demon version of them a regular dog there it is before and after thanks I hate the early 2000 oh my god I remember these yeah me too we're a lawless wasteland easy squirt funky purple oh yeah man I did not have the purple one we shouldn't I have easy squirt I just have easy squirt because of all the gamer girls yeah the 2000s were a lawless land oh my god that's disgusting what would you put so much the green one I had the green one god what was wrong with us what was wrong with our society what was wrong with our society on the green one no god I still have nightmares when I was a kid I remember they had dyed food for Halloween they made the potato mash green everyone ate it except me joke send them because they all died I take no chances no one explained what food coloring was and I didn't sing food a different color and no one explained what food coloring is okay I'm not gonna trust some random kindergarten thought I'm not I'm not gonna trust that it's green we just dyed it what is dyed explain yourself her stinky hair was on fire was as well it was epic it was the best day of my life I remember seeing her back back up to the candle there was a live candle in the kindergarten and the teacher was she was backing up slowly to this candle while she was demonstrating something I remember seeing it happen unveiling and it was - it was the most beautiful why do I always go off on tangents I'm sorry protip instead of fake Halloween decorations use front-facing MRI images instead oh my god I hate it oh it's my sleep paralysis David oh god I've seen it before stop it if donkeys nostrils had eyeballs yeah here you have alpaca here you have alpha connotes this is what Tickle Me Elmo looks like without fur oh my god oh this reminds me so Mars they asked me if she can make a long Furby I should be on the subreddit by the way long Furby it's like thanks I hate it look look at that look at that why would anyone want to make that what is wrong with my wife what have I done it's awful thanks I hate look for every there it is and I said no because I don't want nightmares I have enough nightmares as it is but apparently Willy announcement of microwaves offer it to create this monstrosity detach Furby face attach base extend body install snake robot Oh God I'm thinking it moves around like a snake while screaming at people I'd be lying if I didn't admit part of me wants to see this Thanks I hate red dead now let's go Cowboys let's go Frank Ocean and hotdog water are the same name if you really think about it I don't know why people hate hotdog water so much oh god no oh God unfiltered hot dog water Wow only $38 Wow Millennials sure know how to spend their money that's a great price also was in sale hotdogs lip balm body fragrance are you telling me what that's awesome how can i buy that breath spray yeah that's how you get mad puss that's how you get a gamer girlfriend right there he's brief smack hotdog vom bats are the only animals in the world that produce cube-shaped poo how how I like it I'm fascinated like square poo that's awesome oh my god someone made plushies chocolate vomit poo humanity was a mistake of Ombuds minecraft character question mark but why why they drop square poo it's buttholes shaped like poo I don't understand you learned so much on the PD PI channel you have to admit it learnt a neat way to change areas to a specific color using the lab color gam okay you can literally just use selective color or whatever anyway I present you flesh man group you know yeah thanks I hate it wow that was so difficult I learned using carbs and like that's right now blah blah blah Thanks I hate reverse centaurs yeah some of these are fascinating to me okay Oh God thanks I hate this chair I would sit in it in the reverse order oh thanks I hate FIGS hell what the truth about the figures in case you didn't know figs exists thanks to a special insect known as the fig wash this was crawling to pit figs and help them pulling it but on the downside they live give birth and die in the figs but don't worry as a fig ripens it digests any and all bugs still dog God inside of it so when you bite into one you're getting old fruit and zero ones no you wrote hey it's like that one scene from Star Wars that was there for some reason why was that scene there remember that remember I need to suck on that thanks to hate Star Wars now why was that there why why was that in I I don't understand I still don't understand you know someone's written a fanfiction about Luke and that milk monster you know it and you know I'm the one who wrote it stone Stu oh god that is so awesome I love it I actually love it I'm not gonna like this one is epic the first guy took god I hate this meme the first guy to break the fourth wall must have been like yeah there it is thanks I hate this mean format now yeah that's what ruining it's what ruin name and it will never come back Thanks I hate balloon animals with internal organs oh my god oh god oh god oh this is torture I don't know if I'm rooting for them or all god thanks I hate this transition oh god I can't explain this but Hotel air conditioners feel how McDonald's sprite tastes what I can't explain it but my mouth tastes like saliva boy okay girl I kind of want to try that hold up yeah boy is easy you just do that right I'm good at drawing yeah thanks alistair girl i mean not bad right show me yours on the subreddit okay this one wins i'm sorry yeah oh god why I just don't understand yeah gosh dang Oh God animations should be illegal I'm sorry when an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas thanks for that image thank you okay cue the enemy girl all right epic oh it's Hudson to me ah thanks I hate it oh god not animations please oh god why would anyone want to torture pika that's the worst thing I've seen in my life now I can I refuse I'm sorry I refuse yeah why would you do that oh god I want to apologize for Sweden because apparent I didn't know this but apparently sweetie tweet Sweden we put bananas on pizzas and yeah I eat the banana with a peel on I'm just kidding I hate the pizza from the center but come on this has to be worse wise millennial humor so weird Swedish Springs be like burning Jung Byung it's true actually in physics class when we study springs instead of using the physics constant formula F equals minus KX we have F equals burn burn burn [Laughter] [Music] oh god why Oh God the worst thing I've ever seen no existence shouldn't be a thing there's too many bad things it's not worth it Thanks I hated lying woody harrelson yeah I hate it I hate it remember have a child Eliab woody harrelson Thanks I hate reverse winter Oh God now I'm gonna set now when she's on her period and no I'm not reading that it might no I'm not reading that can I take it off dad just a bit longer it's not quite ready okay that's enough are you ready to talk now oh god the bananas stop I hate swimming bananas where does almond milk come from nobody my brain loci kind of sexy now now suck up some almond titties when you sit on a toilet you're connecting your butthole to a citywide network of connected Buttle who comes up with these things not only this award avacado come from the ancient as the word testicle but the word guacamole quite literally translates to testicle sauce oh my god I knew it I knew it this is the green potato all over again I don't like walking moley I don't like avocado yes I said it oh it's a super fruit I don't care it's weird I don't like it and I always knew there was something wrong with it now I have it now I have a valid reason to say no enjoy your testicle size take a shower oh you mean get pissed on by my own house no thanks it's kind of cute I don't hate it a note to all aspiring novelist sometimes you should just use said Snape ejaculated like wow wow good writing when Spotify tries to make me a daily mix chocolate ramen noodles low-key want to try it though come on that's not the worst thing I've seen Arby's has flipped the vegan meat trend on its head with imaginable a carrot made of turkey that looks and tastes almost exactly like the vegetable why would you do that - why stop I say stop me do you think Chewbacca has pegs or a trail of tiny teats like a pig bleh oh my god driver why do you sit in the front I didn't realize now on uber you can see your own rating my rating is 4 point 73 I didn't realize I was being raped - this whole time I have very little patience for people okay it's not my fault so now I flipped the whole thing on its head you know how ober drivers always go five-star they do it they always like PI star by star as soon as you're about to leave the car you're like all right Thank You pie sir all right thank you for the ride sir have a good that place are now since they are rating me I pull the fast one on them I'm like he's like here's your destination some I'm sorry if I start okay thanks brough aye sir it's like that meme right where oh god I cannot stop driving overs remember that reddit post oh I'm so addicted to Ober well that's literally me now I'm I'm taking ubers left and right just to get my uber rating up come on four point 273 that's terrible if you have like a three star rating on uber please share then please explain why I want to know god that's awful that material on your skin you know how hard it's gonna be to remove those boots we just walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is better at stuff than the others oh my god yeah that is weird I never thought of that god dammit why well thanks I hate anime now I think anime has been ruined enough times already our God is shower thoughts honey is the tastiest of all the insect bonnets we have tried so far yeah I found this out recently it's vomit honey is vomit and I found this out because of the Minecraft update thanks minecraft are they doing one of those things where they can spread it yeah it's kind of Awesome I don't hate it this this channel is awesome by the way it's a I think it's a Japanese guy that makes knives out of different things yeah this isn't even the best part the knife is made of milk the channel name is kiwami Japan you should check it out it's really good thanks I hate it ooh kiss-kiss kiss-kiss sick you sick sis sis ah what kiss kisses huh zoom to a new verse whose race is over did you just conjugate in French me that's great Oh God I wrote code to unwrap my face William Auslan why do you have to make me hate everything I take it back don't do the Furby the world is not ready for it thanks I hate myself egg one of the most popular forms of a child to eat yeah yeah another thing you will never have me eating you will never have me eating green mashed potato you will never have me a mean guac and you will never have me eating egg egg jeez gross it stinks it smells like crap I don't care that it's a great source of protein I don't care about anything regarding to it it's disgusting and I'm gonna go ahead and say too milk is gross - you're sucking on titty juice this is you this is new drinking milk no I'm not a vegan I just think it's repulsive thanks I hate spiders even more now a zombie spider spider covered in fungus hat oh god I can't take spiders sorry sorry I'm moving on I don't care what it's about oh these are great I think that's enough of a hating things for one day I had a lot of fun checking this subreddit out if you enjoyed smash like if you like my best you can buy my vest buy my best buy my best Sookie that market thank you guys and I'll see you Morrow bye bye well you haven't tried to pursue me later today after 50 million out routes fetch down just down it's still relevant just down a bit

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 8,381,926

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: D3UebgcVsIM

Length: 20min 40sec (1240 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2019

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whats the goddamn editing sound at 5:40 im disabled and cant find the right search term to find editing music like this. wanna help?

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