Funny Xbox Live Messages (haha) #63 [REDDIT REVIEW]

do you know where true intellectuals sit where can you find them there must be some where true intellectuals spend their day riding Xbox Live messages everyone knows stays Einstein Will Smith Nikola Tesla is it Nikola Tesla I don't know but I bet people on Xbox Live would know let's read some xbox live messages so we can build our brains bigger brain bigger pp let's go I plant my SMG and your mum's fish from Sir Roger balls very nice a classic insult how can you possibly come back from that response how many chromosomes do you have more than you boo said stab Xbox yeah when it gets red circle and my riot gamers oh wait this is what they do you just caught you just caused as Sarah said how do you feel you're really still talking to me I'm doing it now how should I do it hi this is Ronnies dad do you know Ronnie nope I'm so sad I'm typing this on the Xbox oh so sad to see an intellectual go like that I thought Ronnie he really never thought Ronnie retro itachi you have Mike no it's been three years you don't have to respond I think it's only polite it's only the right thing to do is to reply you know you know someone's still waiting for one of this I know I bet I have some people watching this me like alright I'm sitting on this message and in 25 years I'm gonna reply to it and it's gonna be the most epic me a bizarre you're a freaking bit sorry for calling you at the fair we all get our own rash sometimes with our words when we get angry understandable it happens too even to Xbox people ABS our wants to be your friend I want to be your friend what a wholesome story this surely warms my heart good job abs are I hit you up randomly because I was bored of watching twitch streams here by the way old are you eight just send me the virus link its gamer XO dot-com thank you kind sir for not wasting my time Xbox users they don't waste their time with formalities they don't waste their time with social courtesy they just get to the point like a true intellectual AIDS kills mah noob I'm only 10 my mom just got me this game I'm sorry sorry Oh see this is the thing you forget about a lot of times when you're in the internet most people are just below with 10 and now we're getting angry about I I'm sure that if the internet you have to show your face and you had to show your muscle games and you had to show your age if those three three things were in front of every message we would all just be so much happier oh and and forth dick size yeah that's right everyone has to post their dick you know it's not a bad idea thanks for being the worst teammate I ever had please delete the game and never play again for the sake of everyone else and if you're in the party with the other dude convey this message to him as well you useless reptile new useless reptile this really brings me back to when I was young and I used to used to play competitive games and he would just tell people they there were the worst possible subhuman piece of trash in existence it was fun I miss those days like video games is it such a great outlet for kids to just be the worst they could possibly be in a safe space you know it's wholesome I don't know why I told him Bill Gates is not your dad yeah he is no my name is penis gate brah only true intellectuals will understand are you five from Shrek 5 feet deep in your mom bro leave me alone bro stop we've all been there it happens to the best of us top arab nokia ringtone starts playing okay okay okay bye Dave okay I know for a fact you can't read then why bother writing him that's the big brain that's big brain right there god I really feel like the chromosomes are increasing and my IQ is depleting the more I read it's wonderful I hate the letter K because when combined with oh it reminds me of what I'm not damn that's some really Eilish level respect it I respect it I like to move it move it I'll move a [ __ ] tank tread across your head well done well any sort of enthusiasm of having fun or playfulness in a video game get that out of here get it out of here that is not prolonging a video game and you know it you're having fun in a video game cringe you know the moment like these super competitive games like like MOBAs Oh like League when they started a censoring toxic language that's the depletion of fun in video games there's no point as soon as the term toxic gamer came to be gaming was over for me it's like taking the fat out of McDonald's food what's the point what's that point and I'm saying it as a good thing I think it's good kids have these they need an outlet otherwise they'll just go to area 51 and yell pickle Rick or something far worse trust me the trade-off I understand the trade-off is important I know your IP address okay are you gonna hack me no not my owner please oh god I have a cold gamers can we get an F is FS in the chat ex ex ex ex ex gta4 AR I say you soon you're literate you're licked on the red say you soon if I got a message like this I'd be terrified I'd be hiding my IP address over 500 proxies my god you better wipe your computer clean right there's instant because X X X X X GTA 4 X X is coming for you right soon I will bomb your mouth I hope your cats get dire ah I hope your cat gets diarrhea the area you hacker get dyra DRR DRR DRR the Aria what is that a song it sounds like a nice makeover you're gonna get a diarrhea today we're gonna give you a dire rap what cuz you're a hacker message to all friends and recent players I'm not a pile it was one time thing alright one time thing I misheard him say he was six and thought he said he was 16 the court cleared me of all the charges just wanted to clear that up Thank You Jacqueline Moss this is it Xbox gamer go to the bottom of things they care like no one else notice the fact that there's not a single PlayStation message here and there's been like one the ratio of intellect is pretty it's pretty clear it's pretty eye-opening I don't know how to say this but do you want to be boyfriend and girlfriend in the costs every time I joined you were so nice to me blushes dude Sabretooth King is part of face client you gotta say yes today come on the title of this is simp you know it's just a five year old right he's the leader of face class it's it it's the leader of face clan okay all right we have a Playstation one I think I don't know or it's his xbox I'm not some beta [ __ ] that plays on console I can't recognize you're being reported for using cheap code expect a notice from e a I will ensure you will be banned from playing this game yes the cheat code is called my opponent being shat being called the cheaters like the best compliment it's told to you as an insult it's like when you kill Pete I remember killing people in modern warfare 2 because you know when they're coming it's so obvious so you can sort of line up the shot and then they look at the kill camera they're like I'm like no I just know how to play the game in your room that's it you guys want to see something pathetic people have been saying I'm not a gamer lately just because I don't know the colors of the trucks in Slenderman 900 hours and I was never even part of face client s in the chat boys I swear I had more I legit think I had like over a year in World of Warcraft it's a shame I don't have my I don't have my old account I'm neva 143 hours it's not that bad Dragon Age so I was such a good game torchlight was really good too well that went off on a tangent Jesus damn bro you're a small that's actually a good insult that's a rare insult subreddit right there damn bro you're a small baby I did not mean to team kill my mama Khaled for diner and my controller trapped dragged off and this and it please don't report because I don't want to bang I don't want to ban sad face come on guys he did not man it is not mad cut him so freakin slack dude if you don't manse you don't mind it's that simple gamers not joining your party what you want hacker you're gonna cry maybe she's your pants piss and come maybe that's what I thought go cry to mommy is this the origin of the meme it cannot be the sauce when will this 13 days ago I don't believe that that's an old one hey look it's a panda stop swearing you [ __ ] dude my mom is in the room and you are talking about shape this is good or bad who knows we will maybe never know you are the baddest player I have ever seen you're the worst at spelling baddest and also baddest is the past tense of VIN I am NOT a bad player you're the paid planner you're the paid player damn that's a sick combat dude come back why didn't you revive me you easily could have I want the Thunder gun X team that's a gamer moment right there that's a gamer if I ever saw one he wanted the Thunder gun XD we should bring back XD I feel like we can do it if we all get on board we can make XD a thing again remember and when it all the sudden it was encouraged to write XD for some reason everyone's like oh you're right XD that's so cringe who ruined it who ruin it for everyone it's a great it's a great emoji that I miss in fact misusing a lot of times it's the emotion I have right right now it's like when I watch pickle rake I want to EXCI so [ __ ] hard stop swearing Felix you're making it harder for yourself or side sorry side commend us a message to all the recent players do you have a cute sister I'm single and I like to play xbox games I'm looking for a girlfriend she has to be hunt like Megan Fox and she has to be nice to me because I cry a lot [Laughter] fair fair help me find my soul mate come on Megan Fox and nice I can't be that many you're a little bit fat damn the subtlety in that is what really hit said if you just call someone fat it doesn't really mean anything if you say someone little bit fat you call someone stupid it doesn't feel the same as you're a little bit stupid makes it a bit condescending this guy knows it especially how he ironically typed your instead of you are well done well done has layers to it heart and kiss emoji that's hella gay how I don't know what fen there you are no homo if you're a boy I am attack helicopter oh yeah that's funny attack helicopters about as cringy as XD at this point I work for Xbox your account is not bad please send 24-hour trial code to be unbanned thank you the Xbox team thank you Xbox team this reminds me when I play tibia you can send messages in tibia like mail is our online uh great MMORPG game it's very old it's [ __ ] now don't play now but it was glorious back in the day especially for a sweet hail fellow sweet you know what I'm talking about you can send messages dude it was like the best game ever to just troll people cuz you could just be the most awful human in old time there was these messages going around where people were sending out pretending to be a game master which were pretty convincing the way they phrased it and they basically directed you to a link that looked like the official website but it wasn't it was fishing basically before fishing was popular and my friend got one of them I knew it was fake but for some reason me being the worst person of all time I told him no it's real I don't know why I did that what's wrong with me so he put and the next day he lost all these items and he was so mad at me and I didn't feel guilty I just thought it was so dumb for falling for it good times that really takes me back I love the teabagging games you can't do these things in games anymore like just take everything you workdays for there's no games like that now everything's protected to be safe all the time am I right or am I wrong like these things made the game fun I remember another thing we used to do was uh you can show off your items in the game like you can push put them on the ground to trade them so if you want it to be cheeky you can like put it down on the ground like one second I think I've said this before you can put that like if you had like a really good armor or something you could put down on the ground and then just take it up really quick and be like ha look at that look at that you can't do that in World of Warcraft you can't do that in other games if you have an item you can't generally you can't lose it but no not in this game so what we would do is we'd be like hey look at this and then would would mate wait for someone else to do it as well be like oh yeah well look at this except we would be ready with like 50 bags of just trash I don't know how many bags of trash we're just a ton of trash so as soon as they do it we were ready to just throw all that trash above it so that they can't pick it up again so they would have to like scooch through be like oh god they have to dig through all this trash to get their armor back but eventually they will get back to it we would be ready push them out of the way hmm take their shoes that was fun good memories sorry I keep going off on tangents it takes me back I used to be a gamer you know not anymore are you a girl yeah can I be your foot licking slave sir see this is what you get these days he gets Simms Simms weren't a thing back in my day this whole videos become a back in my day a gamer win the face of freak off SMD GG though I don't know what SMD is but GG at the end good job bruh it means suck my Lal all good though all good l'm al hahaha don't remember our game but i'm sure i was just salty GG's bro hope you're doing what Gigi this is the best loss I've ever seen yes good sock poop what in the world does I mean good sock poop oh good sock poop that's respect that's gamer respect I appreciate that sorry after assassinated you it looked like I was tea bagging I was trying to not get hit in the head wow what occurred do you do you type these out with the remote or do you have like the the keyboard expansion cuz I can't imagine anyone going through the effort to write this for such a subtle thing killer whale 1 6 7 has a reputation to protect he can't just he can't just let anyone think he just teabags less than right no no no sorry for crashing the war THOG and going afk I had to let my doggie outside again mister cuddlebuns wouldn't just let something like that happen unless there was a reason for it so he had to type it out well you think I'm trash but you haven't seen how I truly play you need to open your eyes you're so close you're such a bigot you don't know how I truly play my power is only 10% this game all right it's a video that's unusual oh yeah you tell them all for playing you seem a place I'm a grown man you sent me a message first year I lived in smelly Birmingham if you want a simple conference never has pathology [Music] image for your excuse me you won't kill me cuz I'm a gangster stop yonder you run away because you're scared god I miss gaming now I understand now why I used to be a gamer it was a moment like they use you're like a six year old you have the intellect of a walnut and you can't be trusted with anything I remember always being so shocked at people liking my YouTube videos in the beginning because I was just such an intolerable in Poehler able person online that I only experienced with other people online I was like just trolling so everyone just hated me online I would always get in trouble as soon as I got any respectable level in any video game I would get way too cocky and they would just bite me in the ass so I would never get anywhere there's like old forum posts I remember in tibia and oil Warcraft where people were literally just like watch out for this guy remember he's a piece of [ __ ] and I would didn't do anything wrong by the way I can refute those things if I find them so yeah I was really shocked that people like my youtube channel thanks for watching guys I appreciate it so much like if you enjoyed this video check out the G fuels if you wanna drink energy drinks that is slightly better for you and tastes glorious of course cheers gamers and I see you guys tomorrow remember to subscribe and hey hey hey hey you know what big peepees do 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Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 9,060,849

Rating: 4.960475 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: qD7_BFOvqf4

Length: 19min 49sec (1189 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 22 2020