Cursed Comments (I'm sorry) /r/CursedComments #1

you know I've been doing YouTube for nine years almost ten and I've read a lot of weird comments in my days but this but this subreddit takes the price I present to you cursed comments consider yourself warned hey number neighbor we have the same phone number except yours is one digit about mine what's up I'm not sure how to read that but I wish someone would write me number neighborhood be so funny I could be like hey brofist yeah that was funny who should a self-driving car kill A or B if you drift you should be able to take out both of them epic would you answer a or B both thank you curse comment actual superheroes they killed my dad oh god this is so edgy a lot changes depending on who speaks first this is so deep and thought-provoking so I recommend it is sub rated my god I'm gonna blame him hi I got my account back just in case I ever get hacked again here's the only nude photo I've ever taken can threaten me with it now get a life Lord forgive me before what I'm about to do that's pretty hot on ironically like I'd freaking done jumping off buildings how high is too high it was originally a team project I have a bad feeling about this video if school was a game what would be some loading screen tips Oh No why is Billy a leash brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy I've seen this super weird because Billy isn't 18 ah stop this is why we need to remove all comments this is I want nothing more being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love unless that's funny it's true your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronized with someone else's oh that's true that's so nice especially if you're dead stop stop no more comment I name my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I ran over fire Oh God stop sigh help me why you recommend this what would you do if you found me in your fridge how to be extremely scared because the other bodies in my fridge don't smile Danny DeVito will die in your lifetime not if I what's the difference between a child and a hooker I don't know Wow you sick freak some are good a lot of them I don't condone whatsoever just so we're clear my legal peer representation team it's read the text okay I don't help help why do I make a life harder for myself Jeanne I shall grant you three wishes me I wish my dog could talk Jeanne done me petting my dog hey buddy you've got two wishes first I want my balls back second I want his gun I'm sorry Edgar I'm sorry you were humping literally everything I don't do that oh no never mind being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest form of love air it is again okay unless you're in prison I like that even better that's hilarious well I got two different people made this post they thought it was so nice this being kissed while asleep it shook that's really weird I don't understand this is not the purest form of love at all imagine you get shot and your friend with you like don't worry bro any jacks off in hand smears BP juice he's not all over and wound and it instantly heals no I will not know I think I will not imagine it sounds like some terrible mod for like Battlefield or something Tennessee man accused of dippin testicles in customer salsa before online delivery you a mega ho if you can taste the hit of ball sack in some Mexican to be fair yes I mean that's impressive hmm it should dip their balls in this Karen come try this all set Oh what someone dip a ball I tasted hello hello my salsa myself sir taste the ball sack help help I think that's probably what happened that's just my theory but did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now you don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain you are inside a skeleton you are piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor I've seen this before and this is not a cursed car but it actually gives me a little sense of pride but I'm a little bit of anime inside of me smash like if you agree what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry mom I'm not hungry honey I see your heart just eat it humanity was a mistake let's just get real here Americans we're gonna raid area 51 Europeans we have nothing to raid the Vatican archives the Vatican archives it's got 4.4 rating oh my god what do we call the event on Facebook storm the Vatican archives they can't molest us all but cursed boots so these shoes make dog footprints and the comment is I have these slowly it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for no it sports Oh God that's hilarious I wish I had more time if I had free time this is how I would spend it my girlfriend works in a sushi restaurant she's pretty I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going hey I'm unvaccinated my superpowers include spreading diseases I don't have do they make these in adult sizes oh wait there's no need bra these are not funny by the way let's just be clear with that if I'm laughing it's out of a nervous reaction okay that's it just so we're clear epic i-21 male have a microt peep you ask me anything I'm pretty depressed about it maybe there's a girl out there with a microbe no your pee pee will be gifted with an extra inch what if I'm a girl that click go I click going bangles nope I had it up this is a video that ends at all I can feel it now notes of vodka hints of fresh lemon a raspberry finish our findings from tasting of this season's that one dollar vodka raspberry lemonade harvest my mother was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found is this real it's real we're featuring than one dollar vodka raspberry lemonade the entire month of June women warned not to put ice lollies in their flip-flop to cool off during heatwave ah no no right who writes these articles Jesus pokey main please stop asking for my bathwater I take showers is used mouthwash an option I have officially lost hope in humanity after going through the subreddit there's no point in me even continuing it makes no difference elizabeth ii firing a british l85 battle rifle in 1993 it's a nice gun but i think we'll just go with a car crime no stop when you break into area 51 and you see that alien who anal probe you from your dream it's payback time gamers what if glass licked your feet when you stepped on it I would do a split every day we stray further from God's grace I think the problem is the first person who asks the question don't ask why I had this it's I had water on my desk random acts of kindness softly kiss the postman's fingers when he puts the through the door to let him know that you're thankful for his gifts Wow only a matter of time before a no stop stop it was already horrible doctors have read it where what are the most haunting last words you ever heard of patients say every time you yawn you're putting goes peepee in your mouth Oh God probably made other people yawn by doing a Guinness Book of World Records holds the records for being the book most often stolen from public libraries well is those are one of the most sold books as well I think Guinness Guinness but seriously how do you sneak out such a big and heavy book same way you get the record for largest anal cavity ah [Music] dentists care Wow is he supporting her entire weight is my stop she pays oh no because nothing starts your day off right like Darth Vader trying heavily over your naked body I Loki kind of want this low-key guys kind of wanna buy this a Goomba can't be in smash he has no arms explain this scientist simple that's not up oh no oh god oh god stop boom by Kenta peepee but then how can Goomba habibi food-for-thought looks comfy who said Ferraris aren't family cars haha great can wait for the horrible comet to show up because air from the grill is I verted out of those channels that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speed Oh God fantastic that's the whole read it summarize yeah you're right but shut up we don't want to hear it I'm done I just want to say I am sorry I apologize I might as well make my apology video now this was irresponsible I do not condone this sense of humor these are not jokes they're not funny and if I laughed it was purely a gag reflex to how terrible these jokes were they were not even jokes I don't like it alright guys thanks for watching this I hope you feel better about yourself well at least from now on it can't get worse than this unless you buy a hundred million Club merge epically guys these will disappear soon so do it now or never just letting you know represent that comes like feedback see you gamers I would appreciate it because let's get real this video is not getting it see you gamers next time bye bye bye bye gamers well you haven't tried to pursue milady at City after 50 million outros much now just now it's still relevant just down a bit

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 12,049,343

Rating: 4.9683533 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE, pewdiepie, pewds, pewdie, pdp, cursed comments, reddit cursed, cursed images, pewdiepie reddit, reddit, reddit review, Cursed Comments (I'm sorry), minecraft, pewdiepie minecraft

Id: fb3EHZuOloc

Length: 12min 37sec (757 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 28 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Arkq214]

Vox news: We got him now boys

[u/IceyDiamoond]

Oh dear god s t o p. I've already got a bad feeling about this vid AAA

[u/ExtraDip412]

r/cursedcomments for easy direct to the sub

[u/winwinwe]

Another great video! I think this is his best one yet ;)! GG tho its gonna be demonetized.

[u/Eagle_eye92]

Anyone else see that graphical craziness at 7:58 or is that just me?

[u/SPIDERHAM555]

Now Felix wants to frick a creeper and a duck. Whats next?

[u/Suggii]

i did yawn. lol why is that?

[u/whywontyoufuckoff]

if I'm laughing, it's of a nervous reaction

I hope melonhead sees this lmao

[u/p4NTYX]

hello, guys, can someone help me, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilwDMDxNDO0 this is Pewds's video on the Area 51 memes. at 10:19 when the bonus memes hit, he plays a song and id like to know what its called. I don't think this is a POST worthy query. Please and thank you!