Simp Police is exposing Simps #74[REDDIT REVIEW]

[Music] [Applause] are you winning son the simple apocalypse is upon us how did this happen to understand we must go back in time remember nice guys i used to say i was a nice guy i used to say i respect women not anymore oh no no had things have changed let's look and cringe at all these nice guys that are now just called simpsons you might as well is there a sim subreddit by the way because this is basically it isn't it oh there is there's a sim police one what the hell those titties look suckable you're such a [ __ ] loose [Laughter] nice sim police stand aside someone is being respectful towards women someone shows attraction to women stop that you simp and it can turn to the dark side kill younglings and betray the jedi order for a girl making him the galaxy's biggest soup he's a paid for all her classes this semester now she's talking about she ain't ready for a relationship laughing my ass off okay my dude i got bad news for you you slim right there that's a simp right there if i ever saw one i want the sim police not the sim valentine's day isn't just for girlfriends and boyfriends thank you for being my best friend sophie i hope i made valentine's day 2019 special for you fedora dang you really blew your check on a girl who ain't even your girl damn imagine a threesome with pokey and valkyrie bro imagine talking to girls oh don't forget them queen of sims why why is pokey queen of sims what is it about this girl that makes y'all so so [ __ ] crazy everyone loses their mind it's kind of sad knowing that i'll never get to taste poke oh god skirt up panties down and you're in uh oh oh god these comments are disgusting she'll learn to like it oh you guys are weird you guys are [ __ ] weird disgusting you guys are pathetic disgusting despicable beyond all saving this isn't simping these are coopers jesus christ the simp subreddit is not what i thought it was jesus christ don't look up the sims read it thought i looked cute as hell today and my boyfriend told me i look like pinhead larry you hear that the ships are coming drop that [ __ ] you are gorgeous he doesn't appreciate you sweetheart you need to leave him you gorgeous i don't think you look like pinhead larry at all she is cute as hell and she needs to dump his ass kick his ass then dump him how could you ever disrespect queen boyfriend makes a joke meme how could you leave him jesus christ what in the world never say no to a guy who had the courage to walk over and ask you to dance in the first place a song lasts approx three minutes it's not that bad i wonder who wrote this [Laughter] hey beautiful i don't mind that you have a boyfriend said nudes i'm a nice guy i am a feminist fine [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're missing oh that's so true when the five doesn't work out and they get combined fine you [ __ ] you how dare you the girl i'm nice and and so what if you're only nice to get the coochie then you're not nice okay i am nice beyond the coochie and that's what sorry that's a weird sentence i apologize sorry that's a weird thing to say what's a gesture or behavior that makes you destroy someone right away trust me i'm not like other guys i know how to treat a woman i'm not like other guys i respect women so flipping much i'm not like other girls i think that's a subreddit too it is they kind of match don't they hard to swallow hating billy alex just because she's popular makes you a typical example of not like other girls guess i'm not like other girls huh city girls be like we took the wrong road country girls be like slide over i'm gonna [ __ ] my what excuse me other girls me stop trying to be and i'm not like other girls and get new underwear shake my head disgusting buy underwear pokemon source of revenue there it is there you had it pokemon queen upset literally she's everywhere knife is funny after donating 4k being a tier 3 sub i get banned from her channel and subreddit is that true yeah it's not even true come on this is rude i want to defend pokemon but i would be a simple if i do it this is a problem [ __ ] e girls simps valid criticism hey pokey wanna get dinner or see a movie sometime nope i'm staying home as should you that's the only reason because of kovid hey women of tinder i'm 20 years old have never had the attention of a real woman before figured i'd try my luck here never dated cis head white canadian male avid gamer pc master race if you're looking for a man to treat you like just because he's attractive you're stupid for genuine love and unwavering commitment to you looking for real relationships for preferably a traditional conservative woman one ask for nudes cause chivalry still exists nigel what a god damn hero won't ask for nudes he will just expect them what a chad oh god how do these people breed they don't but how do they keep multiplying hey beautiful may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings [Music] [Laughter] that's a new one i like that one nice guys to women before they get rejected oh dear oh dear gorgeous nice guy to women after rejection you [ __ ] donkey what did we do about the sim problem huh nice guys hey we're nice guys just looking for a chat what are you doing you hurting fat i just felt sorry for you huh why you waste my five seconds god damn it you're really beautiful but you go and date [ __ ] i'm dating them because i like them not because you like them oh [ __ ] wake up sip wake up dude [Music] reasons why i lose girls i compliment too much i put in too much effort i get jealous i care too much it's such a problem i am too empathetic of a person no woman could possibly want me see how you women are you choose juice bags over normal guys who may be even a little older in age but put us down because we're the creeps you deserve what you got because you choose guys who dress and act certain way and live a certain way you saw the red flags but you always choose the bad boy give me a break the video is called i'm a heroine addict oh for a moment i agree with him and then the title is okay all right moving on oh i'm very sorry about that dear okay i mean no harm to you like seriously i just wanted to know be better and become good friends that's all no thanks bye i promise i will never hurt you please i promise you okay all right i'ma show you my pp i think i wasted enough time here what the [ __ ] is wrong with people jesus christ [Laughter] see i've done i've done six nice things for you i've been nice to you a couple times you know what that means i have a big heart ass and bank account how am i single james charles simp question mark i am the least simp of all the universe i would never even think of a woman okay the idea of being nice to a woman makes me want to move to an island and live like a hermit for the rest of my life in solitude as punishment only when you find true love will it shine blue i know it's only our second date but uh would you like to come home and do a harry potter marathon she she'll probably say i like you as a friend hey you saw my first messages with my turn if you show him that you're interested right away instead of acting like some little beta [ __ ] trying to act like a nice guy hoping to win there off because you're too much of a [ __ ] to confess that you like someone and then you carry up all this anger and resentment towards that person and then tell them to [ __ ] off just because they don't see you that way even though it's your fault entirely all right wake up simples tense like reading some of these messages that women get i'm almost i almost get like what is this what is this feeling oh god no empathy for women oh god oh oh now ow ah never hey gorgeous wanna flip it girl snow haha wow i even called you gorgeous i called you gorgeous where is the sex come on come on what is the nice girl said i forgot about that what is the equivalent of an female version they have to exist babe i need you to change you need to do better babe i'll do better but you must do better too well if you can't accept me for the way i am then you should leave the relationship sounds strange straight out of a tlc relationship i love it yes i was toxic but did i hit you okay yes but did you die no okay he unblocked me i called him told him to unblock me he unblocked then i blocked him we block boys boys don't block us i am so confused about this subreddit nice girls are there no nice girls is that what this is proving i'm so confused me realizing that all of my guy friends just look at me as a homie because i'm not cute enough for them to take me and they do exist simp girls we need a word for it [ __ ] it's not a photo editing software [ __ ] i like it [ __ ] i swear i'm a nice girl until you do something that pisses me off then that will come out to play yeah me is loyal is funny is ugly he's supporting his carrying loves you we'll prioritize the my crush is ugly nice i can put under the boobs too with that one i hit girls up at 1am and they will think it's a booty called i'm an intellectual let's meet uh yeah i know it i knew it talk about the universe i can't stop thinking about quantum physics [ __ ] i don't want your ass i just want to talk about time travel and the possibility of the infinite of space i can't stop thinking about time alternate realities the infinite universe that is constantly expanding i just can't stop it whenever i'm killing noobs in fortnite it's constantly on my mind it never ends i know what he's saying though and these things are interesting don't get me wrong man i'm on your side ninja at least it's not ascent wait is ninja married is ninja married fortnight ninja married fortnight that's okay all right guys hope you enjoyed episode subscribe more videos we're trying to reach 107 million subscribers all right i got to sell you stuff today uh you like the hat check out the hat tambourine hat link in the description also if you want to go outside and not looking like a simp we got some protection right now honestly it doesn't look great with a beard [Laughter] but it's pretty cool get yours link in the description i see you gamers next time bye bye or remember i don't know do whatever you want i don't care ah children of nine parts it's time to raise what was once forgotten what creatures fart spells and poop troops awaits poopty is coming to nintendo switch and remember it has a very big pp pre-order promotion i mean

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 7,001,538

Rating: 4.9571114 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: 6YR1y-qKtt8

Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020

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[u/LazyMan5456]

Then that means he is a chad.